Why didn't they just make a fun capeshit flick starring a group of hot women? Instead they're only seen in costume for less than a minute and most of it focuses on Don Johnson's nepobaby daughter
it's so fricking moronic to have the full neck covering when they're not wearing actual face masks
say what you want about Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman but at least they made the costume feminine
is that what the comic accurate costumes looked like
This is the Wonder Woman version made by gay producers, hide legs, breasts, no cleavage and hire an actress without breasts, ass and blue eyes, what's the result? Flop followed by other flops, all Gadot's appearances as Wonder Woman were a failure, women didn't buy this conservative MCU style version, The Marvels, Madame Web, Black Widow, Birds of Prey, all examples of totally different versions of the comics, where they are hot and charismatic, keep following Feige's playbook and you'll lose more millions of dollars
I remember when people were fan casting her as Felicia before they even announced Madame Web. Such a missed opportunity. Instead we're probably going to get some ugly shapeless mutt
Madame Web tries protecting the girls from getting killed without only the power to see the future. It's mostly them running away and her learning her origin and powers then coming back and embracing them. Only super stuff you see is the bad guy who climbs around like Spider-Man with the super strength and speed.
Haven't seen the film but IMO the trailer basically screamed "psychological thriller lazily retooled to be a superhero film in the vaguest sense possible".
>Peter Parker is born at the end of the film >someone mentions Ben gets all the full of being an uncle with none of the responsibility >Madame Web says "If only he knew" implying Ben would be raising Peter one day
So why doesn't she fricking stop his parents from dying????? Also why doesn't she stop Uncle Ben from getting shot one day too??? They were close friends and he saves her life yet she has to ability to see the future but fricking let's him die??? What the frick?
>N-No you see Spider-Man didn't invent his identity. Strong women actually were this hero first >He also stole his identity from indigenous folk who worship spiders >Anyone can wear... LE MASK except Peter Parker and Ben. He has to give his identity to Miles Morales or he dies
I hate Sony so much
This is why copyright was meant to expire in a matter of years, not decades, to avoid such embarrassing narrative dead ends. Instead thanks to Disney lobbyists we are forced to watch every successful IP be dragged through the mud for many generations until people can't even bear to look at it let alone remember it.
>Cast Sydney Sweeney in your superhero flick >Do literally everything you can to de-emphasise the two reasons anyone wants to see her in a movie.
Why nobody see our movie?!
Not really. I guess when the three girls dance on the table in the diner with their navals exposed. Even then the camera doesn't show much of their skin.
So the bad guy can identify them from his dream where they kill him. He uses this so he can fine them in real life to kill then. He wouldn't be able to do that if their faces were completely covered.
I heard this movie marks the end of the Sony Universe. After this year don’t expect any more (live action) marvel movies by sony. Unless they continue to collab with Disney or outright sell the movie rights back to disney. It’s over for the Live action Spidey Universe
that means pic rel will never play gwen. such a sad day
This shitting the bed has shown sony that nobody wants this and it’s why after this year. Unless Disney has a hand in it, there will be no more live action movies Spider related movies made by sony.
>kojimbo’s horror block buster game that has Peele involved.
I am a die hard MGS fan and even I am not buying or playing that shit and that is because it has that troonyt in it
Plus that shit is xbox only (I think) will bomb harder than that troonys brain when he blows it out
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It's not even a full "game", it's some interactive film thing. DS2 is his actual next game.
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who says it isn’t a full game ?
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>Kojima stated he is "working with Xbox Game Studios and their cloud gaming technology to take on the challenge of creating a very unique, immersive, and totally new style of game — or rather, a new form of media
put all three in spandex. Have fight scenes where they fight, shots of their assess, shots where they get beat up, costumes tear, unmasking scenes easy billion dollars. Shit like this makes billions in the porn industry already
A movie about two people who can both see the future and are fighting each other actually sounds intriguing and I would rather have that and no capeshit.
Why didn't they just make a fun capeshit flick starring a group of hot women? Instead they're only seen in costume for less than a minute and most of it focuses on Don Johnson's nepobaby daughter
>why did the Madame Webb movie focus on Madame Webb's origin story?
>why wasn't it about Spider Girl and her diversity sidekicks?
Are you dumb?
no one gives a shit about that character and it didn't make for a good movie
>Why didn't they just make a fun capeshit flick starring a group of hot women?
Um, wow. OK, I just...
I just need a minute. This is... wow.
Take your time, and please know that I am here for you. *nods respectfully*
Why not more sexy girls in tight outfits?
>no boob window for sweeney
>no tummy window for moner
>no thong bodysuit for black girl
complete waste of a cast
it's so fricking moronic to have the full neck covering when they're not wearing actual face masks
say what you want about Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman but at least they made the costume feminine
is that what the comic accurate costumes looked like
have you never read a comic book? they're all ultra big boobed boob window tummy window bawds
I'm only familiar with actual characters like Spider-Man and Batman, not some D-list literally-whos no one gives a frick about
>is that what the comic accurate costumes looked like
I have no idea, those are just the costumes that would work best on those three
This is the Wonder Woman version made by gay producers, hide legs, breasts, no cleavage and hire an actress without breasts, ass and blue eyes, what's the result? Flop followed by other flops, all Gadot's appearances as Wonder Woman were a failure, women didn't buy this conservative MCU style version, The Marvels, Madame Web, Black Widow, Birds of Prey, all examples of totally different versions of the comics, where they are hot and charismatic, keep following Feige's playbook and you'll lose more millions of dollars
Sydney should have been Felicia. She still can be if they had any brains.
I remember when people were fan casting her as Felicia before they even announced Madame Web. Such a missed opportunity. Instead we're probably going to get some ugly shapeless mutt
>character with a secret identity
>found out after 2 seconds upon seeing her bust size
Madame Shit
you just know my monerwife kept that suit and prances around her mansion in it
me? i'm saving every short hair moner in existence to feed to ai in a few years
phew
Moner boner
>you think people will want to see superheroes in our superhero movie?
>nah
Good. Other than the hair, those outfits are suitable for visiting the fricking mosque. What we got was infinitely better.
How much web was shot?
>movie isn't two hours of these bawds getting their brains fricked out of them
Why does Sony hate money?
You mean a certified cluster frick Anon
Imagine starting off with a prequel movie and having it bomb harder than Fat Man.
if they're only in the costumes for 30 seconds then what happens for the rest of the film how can it be a superhero movie
from all the reviews apparently a massive load of shit
Madame Web tries protecting the girls from getting killed without only the power to see the future. It's mostly them running away and her learning her origin and powers then coming back and embracing them. Only super stuff you see is the bad guy who climbs around like Spider-Man with the super strength and speed.
Haven't seen the film but IMO the trailer basically screamed "psychological thriller lazily retooled to be a superhero film in the vaguest sense possible".
>Peter Parker is born at the end of the film
>someone mentions Ben gets all the full of being an uncle with none of the responsibility
>Madame Web says "If only he knew" implying Ben would be raising Peter one day
So why doesn't she fricking stop his parents from dying????? Also why doesn't she stop Uncle Ben from getting shot one day too??? They were close friends and he saves her life yet she has to ability to see the future but fricking let's him die??? What the frick?
it's basically comic book law that uncle ben always dies and stays dead
Merced-ez
ZAMN
I hate those gel-plastered curls hairstyle, something a wop or Black would do
canon event you IDIOT!
Did Raimi set this in 2003 just so she couldn't prevent 9/11?
Those suits actually look incredible. Why waste it on this dogshit scam movie
Imagine how the concept artists feel, thinking they were designing costumes for a good or fairly decent movie
future proofing for the... *snicker*.. the s-sequels AHAHAHA
nooo don't suck my dick, don't suck my dick, nooooo
booked a whole cinema to watch her movie after I saw that webm
jinkies
Shiny
and chrome
Monerus bonerus
Moner is probably the only modern actress that just radiates sex appeal. She would this generations sex symbol if sex symbols were still a thing.
>sex symbol
>still looks like a child
this looks like a child to you?
Yes.
Yes
>that just radiates sex appeal.
It disappeared when she got the tattoos.
you're gonna have to get over that man go outside and look all girls have a tattoo now
Some day that will change to
>you're gonna have to get over that man go outside and look all girls have a penis now
no i'm okay with that just get rid of the tattoos
>anon starts talking about penises unprompted
>N-No you see Spider-Man didn't invent his identity. Strong women actually were this hero first
>He also stole his identity from indigenous folk who worship spiders
>Anyone can wear... LE MASK except Peter Parker and Ben. He has to give his identity to Miles Morales or he dies
I hate Sony so much
This is why copyright was meant to expire in a matter of years, not decades, to avoid such embarrassing narrative dead ends. Instead thanks to Disney lobbyists we are forced to watch every successful IP be dragged through the mud for many generations until people can't even bear to look at it let alone remember it.
>Sony
you think Marvel would have given him a better treatment? all major studios must die.
Kek. The nappy haired jigabboo looks fricking ridiculous.
sexoooo
me cleverly disguised as the weather
yes
God you can tell from the first frame alone how shapely her ass is
>Cast Sydney Sweeney in your superhero flick
>Do literally everything you can to de-emphasise the two reasons anyone wants to see her in a movie.
Why nobody see our movie?!
I think i'm gonna go see it
How many times?
sex
Is there even any fap worthy scenes in this movie?
Not really. I guess when the three girls dance on the table in the diner with their navals exposed. Even then the camera doesn't show much of their skin.
>masks that barely hide their faces
What's the point?
So the bad guy can identify them from his dream where they kill him. He uses this so he can fine them in real life to kill then. He wouldn't be able to do that if their faces were completely covered.
probably a case of ran out of money to do special effects superhero stuff
I heard this movie marks the end of the Sony Universe. After this year don’t expect any more (live action) marvel movies by sony. Unless they continue to collab with Disney or outright sell the movie rights back to disney. It’s over for the Live action Spidey Universe
that means pic rel will never play gwen. such a sad day
Kraven comes out later this year
So does Venom 3, which is why I said After this year anon. plz read properly.
And the reason you wrote "I heard this movie marks the end of the Sony Universe" is?
Those other movies are already made/finishing up.
This shitting the bed has shown sony that nobody wants this and it’s why after this year. Unless Disney has a hand in it, there will be no more live action movies Spider related movies made by sony.
Morbius already shat the bed.
Not like Madam webb
>troony spammer can't go one post without posting trannies
have a nice day
This guy was never and will never actually be in the running for any of your fancast roles.
she's so pretty :3
I agree
Just watch anon lol
Watch what? Where are all these roles you keep proclaiming this gay will have?
>Cast in several Horror movies coming up
>cast in kojimbo’s horror block buster game that has Peele involved. That is going to be a mental trip
>>Cast in several Horror movies coming up
kek
A random horror movie. Not exactly Spider-Man, Supergirl and Legend of Zelda.
she was just in a franchise movie
Whoa, in Hunger Games as some minor character. Definitely going to be cast as Gwen Stacy and Princess Zelda any day now right?
well gwen no, because the sony verse is dead.
Zelda could be done.
It's not going to be though is it?
Was it a lead role?
>Not exactly Spider-Man, Supergirl and Legend of Zelda.
lmao, you think those are prestige pictures?
Who said prestige? Do you see the gay being fancast in "prestige" roles or major pop cultural mainstream ones?
>Cast in several Horror movies coming up
Wooooow
>kojimbo’s horror block buster game that has Peele involved.
I am a die hard MGS fan and even I am not buying or playing that shit and that is because it has that troonyt in it
Plus that shit is xbox only (I think) will bomb harder than that troonys brain when he blows it out
It's not even a full "game", it's some interactive film thing. DS2 is his actual next game.
who says it isn’t a full game ?
>Kojima stated he is "working with Xbox Game Studios and their cloud gaming technology to take on the challenge of creating a very unique, immersive, and totally new style of game — or rather, a new form of media
It’s going to be on PC chud
>make good practical costumes
>hire hot actresses
>show off neither
Why? What was the point? Could have just made a Spider-Girl/Woman movie.
Waste of a shapely little latina
>put moner in a skintight catsuit
>only film a few seconds of blurry footage of it
The people who made this movie should all be jailed.
it's okay they got all the unedited footage to jerk off to
They're all women and gays though
But I want it.
just remember all your waifus have dozens of hours per movie of unseen kino footage
phew
AHHHHHHH HELP ME IM FALLING
put all three in spandex. Have fight scenes where they fight, shots of their assess, shots where they get beat up, costumes tear, unmasking scenes easy billion dollars. Shit like this makes billions in the porn industry already
A movie about two people who can both see the future and are fighting each other actually sounds intriguing and I would rather have that and no capeshit.
Only one can see the future. The bad guy can only see when he dies which is what he's trying to prevent.
It will never happen if Feige and Pascal are there