What a terrible film

What a terrible film

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered, stick to Aliens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asking "What's the meaning of life???" does not make a movie deep

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but answering it does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like my water sparling clean, swamp-drinker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens is unironically a better movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Much better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incompetent crew despite their educated background
      >good
      ok brainlet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens is good though. I don't understand

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had both prometheus and covenant and i threw them both into the trash after watching them. i personally dont acknowledge them as canon because theyre not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're canon whether you like it or not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It ain't canon if it ain't O'Bannon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In that case the first movie isn't either. The script and other ideas got reworked pretty hard by the studio.
          Here's o'bannon's concept for the alien btw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Escher did it better
            Wow no way, what an argument

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Giger. And that was on Ridley for discovering his work.
              My point was mainly about the writing though, which you conveniently ignored.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Giler and Hill get credit for Ash, the rest is O'Bannon. He created the story, just like Tolkien. How movie studios handle the production is irrelevant.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How movie studios handle the production is irrelevant.
              That is incredibly naive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amazon gets to decide what's canon in LotR?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The plot is pretty good and the imagery as well.

    I wish Covenant was not Ayylmao, but Prometheus instead. The movie warranted a more satisfying sequel, not more LOST-style wienerteasing instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prometheus never should have been an Alien movie

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where he invented fire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't fricking invent it, troglodyte, he just gave it to mankind. Watch the fricking movie ffs.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Duck off I liked it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a lousy horror movie masquerading as science fiction and taking a huge dump on the source material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taking a huge dump on the source material
      The bonus situation?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POAR THE TEA, DAVID

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >terrible film

    You should see Covenant

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the BEST looking shitty movies ever made.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filtered, stick to downton abbey nerd

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had a lot of potential conceptually, but:
    >Supposed scientists acted like a bunch of drunken frat boys
    >Muh cristianity
    >Ridley Scott dropped a bunch of important plot from the script
    >Ship runs Windows 7
    >Illogical progression of events
    >Like the facehugger inexplicably grows to the size of horse, locked inside a room with nothing else in it?
    Basically the whole script and production was watered down to creatge a dopamine hit for millennials with a malfunctioning frontal lobe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh cristianity
      Lol, it's always fedoras seething about these movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >up and running around minutes after a c-section.
      >feral space zombies
      >Gotta have that white woman fricking a random Black person scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have that white woman fricking a random Black person scene.

        I forgot about that, they were obviously hugely attracted to each other.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smollet is gay, so that acting job should have gone to a straight dude. Thanks, Ridley.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic movie
    moronicer sequel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it just portrays women realistically
      why is it movies fault?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people will ask "they got guns, why dont they just shoot it?"
      but if the alien gets shot then the movie is over, so we have to come up with a good, plausable reason why they fail to shoot it.
      Ridley solved this writing problem with actual farce

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone has to be a clumsy moron in order for the monster to be scary

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um, those are women.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to not hate it, then on two recent attempts at a rewatch, i kept noticing more and more stupid bullshit that keeps pulling me out. like the set design and costumes look way too futuristic considering its in the Alien universe, and no, the guy being hyperrich doenst mean we're centuries ahead in technology and all the crew knows how to use and has been briefed to use this tech that doesnt exist in their own fields of work and expertise. in fact, they get briefed only after they already decided to loose a couple of years of their life on a whim. this movie would improve by an iota if it werent connected and you cut out all the facehugger and xenomorph stuff. going out to the universe and find your creator/god is a good enough concept to stand on its own feet.

    Prometheus made me appreciate Alien3 and Resurrection a lot more. Resurrection especially, knows its goofy but its still interesting and a solid action scifi movie with great visuals.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder time!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These prequels have done nothing to add to Alien, but everything to diminish every aspect of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens diminished the creature, the prequels fixed it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le quip robot made it
        what a fix

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like re-discovered it. The engineers still ''made'' them.
          It's somewhat safe to assume that the form is always similar because the engineers are the prime humanoids that they base their other planet-based lifeforms on, including humans, so xenos will always have the xeno form and their procreation methods are designed to frick humanoids (though they can infect other species, the point I think is to horrify the humanoids the most).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is he didn't make it from scratch.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The parts without humans acting moronic are comfy

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scott's influence on this franchise is weak, and if you watched the documentaries of both movies you could read between the line how production changed the story and he couldn't do anything about. Two movies titles ALIEN, and there's nothing about an alien.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys in the first alien movie why were they dissecting an alien that could bleed acid with no protective gear on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was half-ecplained in Alien when the acid stops burning through the ship, and more fully explained in Aliens that the acidic blood oxidizes upon death or some similar bs., rendering it inert

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they didnt know that when they were dissecting it did they?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it didn't melt through the floor so Ash put it in a container. It didn't melt the container, so Ash prodded it with a probe. It didn't melt the probe so Ash- you see where I'm going with this, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man scientists dont do shit without goggles with chemicals we have a complete understanding of, let alone completely alien life forms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Ash cared, do you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. It was certainly better than Alien Covenant.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last film I ever went to the cinema to watch. Put me off going to the cinema for ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      understandable. you haven't missed much tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Last film I ever went to the cinema to watch. Put me off going to the cinema for ever.
      Literally same here wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Last film I ever went to the cinema to watch. Put me off going to the cinema for ever.
      Literally same here wtf

      >plebs witness kino on the big screen and get filtered so hard it traumatized them
      Lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About fricking time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how well does spray painted plastic hold up to airlock doors?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love casually enjoying things that make the autist manchildren on this website seethe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and that's your whole personality?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien > Prometheus = Covenant > Alien 3 > Aliens > the rest, comic books and games or whatever the frick else exists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not doing fricking cinematic algebra bro, leave out the equal sign

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not your bro you homosexual spic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not doing fricking cinematic algebra sister, leave out the equal sign

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fix your bot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not doing fricking cinematic algebra bot, leave out the equal sign

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop spamming, bot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't like it when people do that? Maybe you can learn a lesson from it, cumbrain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien > Prometheus = Covenant > Alien 3 > Aliens > the rest
      >=
      hahahahahahaha you fricking spaz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit taste, modern ones are mediocre and 3 should've never happend

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dont name the movie alien so morons wouldnt compare it to alien
    >dumabsses hate it because its not alien

    maybe we dont deserve nice things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it because it's bad
      Why is it in the Alien universe?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even though the story is fricking moronic, I still liked it more than Aliens.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien Covenant is not worse, it's exactly as moronic. The only issue is that it managed to disappoint fans of Prometheus, the only people who could have liked it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien Covenant is not worse
      How did she fix the robot, anon? How?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh a magic wand that's ok then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I knew you'd say that and it's a bad argument. Why does the magic wand even exist, why didn't they use it the fix the hand or the face? Why does a magic wand that fixes androids exist but a human who just had a c-section only gets staples?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't it exist? Androids were made by humans. Fixing machines is easier than medicine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The auto surgery table literally closes whatserface up with staples that wouldn't seem out of place today. On the other hand there's a magic wand that allows anybody to fix the most extreme injuries on advanced androids.
                Yeah ok.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most extreme injuries
                She just reattached his head that worked already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your problem is just plot holes than Prometheus has plenty. They're exactly as bad as each other

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That movie is the living proof that the "fans" of alien franchise are nothing more than horror-morono idiots on the same level than fans of saw
    >"NUUUU WER IZ MUH XENO!! GIB MEEE ALIEN MONSTERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People's biggest criticism of Prometheus isn't that there's no Xenomorph, it's that it shouldn't be an Alien movie at all
      If you made a Friday the 13th movie that was about unrelated incident that didn't involve a serial killer or anything, but then Jason's mom shows up for a few scenes, people would just be confused as hell and asking what the point was

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