I could have saved her bros.
the secret to what she wanted was hidden in the theme song, pay attention to the lyrics. >somebody
meaning a person, like me >save
rescue, help, take her away from it all >me
meaning her, chloe but also the actress who plays her. but also chloe too because she'd dress up and act a bit like her sometimes and cuddle up to me and watch the rain, and she'd dim the lights so it looks like that weird perpetual late sunday afternoon in september they always had all the fricking time in the internal shots of the kent farm the fricking hacks
No one ever mentions those fat legs of hers though, the entire show they keep the camera up above her waist - except for that episode where she drinks the kryptonite and ties to be a cheerleader to get with Clark. Two or three shots, her legs hit the wall before her face. This is important to talk about.
>she drinks the kryptonite and ties to be a cheerleader
That showed just how on the verge of pulling the pin on the fat grenade she was. Couldn't even pretend she was attractive after that. Sarah Carter on the other hand...
The only waste in this world is that I never got to consume this woman's piss. I deserve to be her pusy slave, and she owes it to me to make me her cultist.
I worked on set as a piss receptical, which involves drinking the piss from all the major female cast members so time is saved by them not having to go for bathroom breaks.
chloe, lana, lois and some others all had to jet their hot piss down my throat at least a couple of times a day.
sometimes I had to scrape the sweat that had accumulated in their cracks and cleavage in order to keep them comfortable.
there were a few perks to the job, I saved a lot on not having to buy drinks, and they provided me with an anorak to keep my clothes dry.
some liked my work so much they kept me on after the series ended to work in their houses or offices or on other sets in a similar capissity.
there's a lot of training involved.
you'd have to be an unpaid apprentice working on set for 8 hours a day for a month or so before you would become a paid apprentice.
you'd be working as the recipticle for lots of the big name actresses of today, several of which are called emma.
it sounds easy, but after your third pint of piss to swallow in a 2 hour period, it can become arduous.
keep in mind you usually have to clean the drips off with your tongue and these actresses often have high standards, not a drop remaining.
here's some of the "sources" I serviced.
when there was a normal episode, it was generally alright, just 2-3 of them.
it was when they'd have those crossovers and big team up episodes that my work was really cut out for me.
anyway, you just need to send a video of you drinking a pint of water within 30 seconds and the position is yours.
also bring with you a medical certificate to show you don't have a heart condition which might be accerbated by the work.
then you'll be out on a trial, and then it'll be a mix of on set work and private home work.
emilia clarke and emma watson have been asking for home service but I've been too busy.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>pitts >aviators >tomboy haircut
hnnnng
4 months ago
Anonymous
OMFG I have never seen that God tier pit shot before.
I don't recall Clark chasing after Lois. They just kinda happened. I'm on Season 5 of a rewatch, so I may be biased because of seeing the parts of the show where they avoid each other.
I join cult for she
>Hollywood sex cults actually exist
>you haven't been kidnapped and enslaved by one
unfathomably bad luck
>Join a cult named after a heartburn medicine.
That cult leader didn't waste a minute with her.
That shit was scarier than any horror movie I watched in the last 5 years.
>ywn laugh in the rain with a crazy cult gf
I could have saved her bros.
the secret to what she wanted was hidden in the theme song, pay attention to the lyrics.
>somebody
meaning a person, like me
>save
rescue, help, take her away from it all
>me
meaning her, chloe but also the actress who plays her. but also chloe too because she'd dress up and act a bit like her sometimes and cuddle up to me and watch the rain, and she'd dim the lights so it looks like that weird perpetual late sunday afternoon in september they always had all the fricking time in the internal shots of the kent farm the fricking hacks
W A L L E D
I wonder what they did to her in prison, if it's like my whipped ass kinos.
No one ever mentions those fat legs of hers though, the entire show they keep the camera up above her waist - except for that episode where she drinks the kryptonite and ties to be a cheerleader to get with Clark. Two or three shots, her legs hit the wall before her face. This is important to talk about.
I wonder if she ever used them to strangle her male slaves.
>fat legs of hers though,
she is short and stocky and getting even a bit fat makes her look stumpy.
>thick thighs are bad
Gay boy
> Thick thighs
And this is bad anon because…
>And this is bad anon because…
>she is short and stocky and getting even a bit fat makes her look stumpy.
looks fine
>looks fine
>enhance
Sometimes in these threads anon will post a pic of her in a group outside, its like someone shooped her legs onto that body, its weird.
doesnt look like it's fat, she just has solid legs.
probably has mountain ancestors with hefty leg bones.
>I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.
Delusional.
mountain folk in Europe have wider tibia bones, it's just biological fact.
she has no fat on the rest of her body.
you're coping
Does she have wider humerus bones as well?
do you know where that is
Yes. I'm wondering why her arms appear flabby if it's not because of excess body fat.
Frick, great calves too.
Oh my God those thighs are amazing
She isn't fat at all though
>she drinks the kryptonite and ties to be a cheerleader
That showed just how on the verge of pulling the pin on the fat grenade she was. Couldn't even pretend she was attractive after that. Sarah Carter on the other hand...
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES you fricking homosexual
she's gotten old anyway.
The only waste in this world is that I never got to consume this woman's piss. I deserve to be her pusy slave, and she owes it to me to make me her cultist.
I worked on set as a piss receptical, which involves drinking the piss from all the major female cast members so time is saved by them not having to go for bathroom breaks.
chloe, lana, lois and some others all had to jet their hot piss down my throat at least a couple of times a day.
sometimes I had to scrape the sweat that had accumulated in their cracks and cleavage in order to keep them comfortable.
there were a few perks to the job, I saved a lot on not having to buy drinks, and they provided me with an anorak to keep my clothes dry.
some liked my work so much they kept me on after the series ended to work in their houses or offices or on other sets in a similar capissity.
Have you ever considered hiring apprentices?
there's a lot of training involved.
you'd have to be an unpaid apprentice working on set for 8 hours a day for a month or so before you would become a paid apprentice.
you'd be working as the recipticle for lots of the big name actresses of today, several of which are called emma.
it sounds easy, but after your third pint of piss to swallow in a 2 hour period, it can become arduous.
keep in mind you usually have to clean the drips off with your tongue and these actresses often have high standards, not a drop remaining.
It sounds like you could use the help.
here's some of the "sources" I serviced.
when there was a normal episode, it was generally alright, just 2-3 of them.
it was when they'd have those crossovers and big team up episodes that my work was really cut out for me.
anyway, you just need to send a video of you drinking a pint of water within 30 seconds and the position is yours.
also bring with you a medical certificate to show you don't have a heart condition which might be accerbated by the work.
then you'll be out on a trial, and then it'll be a mix of on set work and private home work.
emilia clarke and emma watson have been asking for home service but I've been too busy.
>pitts
>aviators
>tomboy haircut
hnnnng
OMFG I have never seen that God tier pit shot before.
Why didn't clark chase after her instead of chasing after lois?
I don't recall Clark chasing after Lois. They just kinda happened. I'm on Season 5 of a rewatch, so I may be biased because of seeing the parts of the show where they avoid each other.
I don't get it. Why don't they just frick her?
they do, and that's what no one else did
I remember it gave her powers, but I forgot what they were.
The power to make my dick rock hard
her tears heal people but she takes their level of injury and goes comatose
wait is it really _taht_ easy to pierce a nvale??! do we have a hole there?!!!! PLS RESPOND
Between her and Kate Mara I swear there is a israeli cabal against letting such hot women dominate hollywood.
Lois was the best girl on that show.
She carried the final couple seasons.