It's just a 6.5/10 girl (in an admittedly quite nice dress) dancing like a moron. Her moves reminds me of that Creep Dance which The Loney Island came up with years ago
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What about this made zoomers go apeshit?
She's sneedable
She's a tiny submissive Latina. Of course we liked it
bratty*
saved you the trouble.
So, her power is teleporting? Dude is clearly not knowhing where she is,when from his perspective, all she did was crouching.
In the show he actually has horizontal blindness. He can only see at face height and above, he would have to crouch with her or fully tilt himself forward in order to continue watching her dance, and as a young male at prom he would never compromise his frame whilst "dancing" with a roastie. Its quite sad really, another case of diversity casting gone mad. I mean, who the frick even has horizontal blindness?? Like 0.005% of the pop??
Squidward
Like most popular memes, it has an exploitable template. TikTok users simply replaced the actual song with something else and it blew up.
This is all manufactured and planned
Tim Burton is the psy op king
>zoomers never saw rosie perez
>they freak out over her clone dressed like wednsday addams.
rosies darker and more stacked
whoa!
>"she's literally me" from females and a bit chunk of "males"
>"I can simp her!" rest of males
Truly the worst generation.
she's the "literally me" for femcels who dream about being *just* quirky enough to get gymcel to notice them
Are you implying that gymcels have any self confidence and are willing to make the first move?
>Are you implying that gymcels have any self confidence and are willing to make the first move?
no. not even a little bit.
i'm saying that femcels internalize the blame for this, and think they're not noticed, rather than realize that they're noticed by somebody with no game.
men shouldn’t have to make “moves”
why do we all play these girly bullshit games
just rape them
No, but women think we do.
Leave Cinemaphile alone. Those raging autists never hurt anyone.
They appreciated the funny reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jnymeJof4
I slightly ressemble Jenna Ortega because the Hispanic gene and so I’m all for her boosting my sex appeal to the general public
breasts with timestamp or gtfo
>smol latina
>tight little bum
>bitable little nips
What's not to like?
i really really see the handsome squidward in this pic
No fricking way she also did the buccal fat removal bullshit. She looks even uglier now.
I wonder what she ate last night
SHE *CLAP* REWROTE *CLAP* THE *CLAP* SCRIPT! HOW CAN YPU LIKE THIS VILE b***h?? SHE DOESNT SUPPORT THE STRUGGLING AND DOWN TRODDEN WRITERS AND COMPLETLY DISRESPECTS THEIR ART FFS.
The manjaw and she's an entitled cigarette smoker.
I honestly doubt it was viewed and liked more than Sabrina. The Netflix marketing department just attached a new record to it and called it a day, as they do with every other new show. Normies eat up artificial hype like the cum they slurp in their day to day life. I neither can believe that anybody in his right mind and with good eyesight is attracted to this megachin
how is she such a terrible actress jfc she can't even eat an ice cream convincingly
It hurt her tiny teeth
>attached a new record to it and called it a day
sick of shit like "most viewed second episode of a post-2020 dram-rom-com"
This. I'm getting really suspicious of Netflix when every new season of every new show they crap out is "The most watched ever!", every time.
not being a pornstar doppleganger also helps
>pornstar doppleganger
who???
kiernan=ella
>a literal man
I don't get it
It genuinely was popular. I don’t know why Sabrina wasn’t though
It will be canceled after season 2. There is nothing interesting to tell even in the coming season so you can count on it being boring. It will lose them their audience out of disappointment
There won't be a season 2.
cute lil fanny. would rub my tiny white wienerlet up against that rump
>ywn bury your face in prime kiki butt
Kiki's delicate yet firm bum was the forbidden fruit during Sabrina
I believe that the hype for the show was 100% artificially created and nobody actually watched it.
It became apparent to me while trying to find explanations for the glaring plot holes but could only find a dozen or so organic looking reddit threads. Or another example: The entire set for jericho was built on an open field on the outskirts of bucharest. They have not demolished it, it isn't even properly fenced off and sits right between the studios and a residential area so you can just get in your car and visit it. One would think this would turn it into a pretty popular tourists attraction but 7 months later there isn't even a single proper pic of it on google maps.
>100% artificially created and nobody actually watched it.
>came out right before thanksgiving break
The most glaring indicator for it being a lie is that Netflix is losing subscribers for years now, yet they somehow have more viewed hours and viewers in general than ever before. Show after show.
>One would think this would turn it into a pretty popular tourists attraction but 7 months later
You can enjoy a show without becoming obsessed with it. Also Jericho had nothing memorable about it that would make me visit it. I enjoyed my watch and will watch Season 2 for sure but it was just not good enough to warrant obsession.
>You can enjoy a show without becoming obsessed with it.
That's true
I don't think anyone would go to Romania just to look at a couple cardboard houses but not even locals seem to care
Delusional.
Would this show even be popular without the Addams Family IP? No. It’d been ignored like so many streaming shows
it has emma myers in it. it was guaranteed commercial success.
the show sucks. its just a bunch of waifugays that keep making these threads
A bad show will bomb even with the IP. See Halo.
ok boomer
A character that appeals to our 'bad' side butnwe can be emotionally invested in, surprising the audience with her willinngness and abiliity to dance, kind of amusing in how out there her moves are, the classic setting of a school dance, and her supremely frickable young body, face, and disposition. It's like a perfect storm of viral kino
Zoomers are obsessed with dancing because tiktok. It's that simple
>It's just a 6.5/10
Post your 10 then. And I better not see any plastic doll looking Asians or generic model faces like Megan Fox in Transformers.
Can't we all just get along?
awooooga
hummina hummina
Don't think I've ever given a woman 10/10. But here a random Instagram thot who I would consider to be more beautiful than here (though certainly not perfect)
Not OP, but since you asked.
OP here again, would give this girl like 8,5 or 9 out of 10
viado do caralho isso é um homem
this Black person is a brazilian trannoid
It was actually a woman pretending to be a troony
is that lavren?
shut up tampon boy
uh ok
...but is it? looks like her
no I think it’s a funny filter, maybe a boy
It's a brazilian troony called Raluca
I love hebes so fricking much bros.
>21
>hebe
Do Americans really...
>SHE BARELY TURNED OF AGE 25 YEARS OLD YOU SICK PEDOPHILE!!!
She totally passes for hebe. When I first saw this I thought it was her 13 year old sister or something.
Will she be in a female remake of Tales From The Crypt next?
First time for zoomers hearing The Cramps
I liked the figure skater that made it into a routine
zoomers are too pussy to do shit like this. They are so incapable of being free of self consciousness to watch someone on a dance floor have confidence and probably fun is a wish fulfillment moment for them.
Yeah. Zillennials went to raves in the early 2010s and party rocked, but kids even a few years younger can't even look at a girl without pissing themselves.
What the frick is a Zillenial? I'm an early Millenial and was 28 in 2010.
Zillennials are people who were teens in the early 2010s.
She's a nice girl to be honest. Quite redpilled.
>Jenny Ortega is redpilled now
Don't be ridiculous
https://www.popbuzz.com/tv-film/netflix-wednesday/gay-icon-jenna-ortega-addams-family/
I have never actually seen the dance or heard the song, I just won't do it. Just like I have never heard the toss me a coin witcher song
She dance dance with her hand hand hands
I have because my niece is a big fan of the show.
I don't blame you for the Witcher song. It's not a terrible song but it gets stuck in your head.
Why are zoomers obsessed with waving their hands around?
About the only thing them fattys can do without breaking a sweat.
I'd rather them go crazy over a smol latina goth gf doing an autistic dance than watch transgender porn or whatever the frick everyone's doing these days. I think the Wednesday dance is based
I’m tired of these soulless IP movies/shows. Sad part is, that’s all people will watch. Look at Barbie. Every top ten movie this year besides Oppenheimer is a sequel or IP. This show is pure Nickelodeon material
undefeated
she's autistic and a goth, literally the perfect girl.
>lets ripoff the diner dance scene in Pulp Fiction
>zoomertards will love it
another boomer rage about nothing thread
zooms want to be the emotionally disconnected alt-girl
Zoomies growing up with so much African culture in their media has made them obsessed with moron dances
Finally a cute girl in a movie anon are you moronic? Most main girls in movies look like monsters(Zondaya, Black person in lil mermaid, those baboons in all new star wars and marvel flucks) makes sense that a solid tv show based on a good property with a qt main chick 'd become a worldwide phenomenon, Merlina as she's known here in South America has been quite a popular female first name exactly due to the Addams Family popularity.
but she's a mongrel with the jawline of a doberman or that CGI alien who's singing at Jabba's
Yeah you need to get your eyesight checked, shes cute
bland and more on the ugly side