Main guy fricks every hot piece of ass in town, it’s hilarious. A beautiful woman shows up in this show, chances are they’re gonna frick the main character. Fun pulp crime show.
Joked about this with my dad throughout the entire show. Even when he moves out into the woods and starts living like a hermit, a hot girl still goes out there and pressures him into fricking. Like even when he checks out of society altogether, they find him. There was also clearly a quota for the show to make sure just about every single episode had at least one scene with a naked chick, and at least one big action scene. Made for a fun show though.
It's corny as frick but doens't take itself very seriously so it winds up being enjoyable. Everyone wanting Hoods Dick doesn't get boring either since you get to see their breasts most of the time, and most of the girls are really hot.
The main trope it falls victim to is 'the small town has a higher crime, murder and death rate than a major city', but again you can forgive it.
Even the wise cracking cross dressing hacker side kick isn't too obnoxious
this, i can't believe something this sincere and catering to men's sensibilites (troon was a joke mostly) was made post 1980s. definitely a gem and an outlier.
>Main guy fricks every hot piece of ass in town, it’s hilarious. A beautiful woman shows up in this show, chances are they’re gonna frick the main character. Fun pulp crime show.
Virtually no one understands the show, they only see this and the violence and remain content to keep their brains turned off.
The reality is that the Gary Sue nature of Hood is all to the ends of deconstructing him as a Gary Sue. Hood is chasing away his myriad traumas through his behaviors until they ultimately catch up with him and he is a completely broken human. In the final season, he only has one opportunity to have sex and what happens instead is he cries. He weeps, and gets held like a baby. The show wasn't glorifying him with all the "cool" stuff, it was damning him.
Lol jk! breasts and blood, man!
>main dude is shown getting released from prison, stealing a car, and fricking a big tiddy bartender, all within the first minute of the show
way to set the tone showrunners lmao
the scene where he heckin pisses off nazis by saying the nog had a white wife soured me on this show forever. seems like hicklib shit that rouses people in with promise it'll be le cool and le manly but it's actually subversive.
>pisses off nazis by saying the nog had a white wife soured me on this show forever.
Those nazis killed his friend, why would he not try and piss them off. I thought you would be happy that the black guy gets killed for fricking a white woman.
hey man, ease off the buzzwords. it's just one scene which left me with a retroactively misguised view of the show. how about you just speak like a normal person so I may give it a chance. now i definitely will not since you're annoying.
Cinemax was on it's way to becoming THE place for actually based content for men but they just gave up on it. Anyone seen Warrior? Some say it's like Banshee but it has pozzed shit like ugly dykes and etc.
It's most definitely pozzed and the GOT-style drama takes center stage over the action but when the action does happen it's pretty fun. The absolute best episode is a bottle episode completely disconnected from the story, which says a lot.
I ultimately dropped it a little bit into season 2.
>Anyone seen Warrior?
Ok here's the problem with warrior its anti-white. Also season 2 main arc is about feminist killing evil white men, the show even has a lesbian interracial couple fricking. The feminist character berates all the white men for going to chink brothels and abusing the women at a dinner table.
Now if you can ignore all that the action is good. If they stuck with the action and stayed away from modern politics I bet the show would still be on. The show spends too much time with the shit female characters.
exactly. it's utter pozzed insincere politicized shit, the exact opposite of banshee. why does every show have dykes? coomerbait or just wanting to virtue signal with them for globohomosexual but know actual gays are disgusting?
the story and dialogue on Warrior are trash-tier but the action more than makes up for it. I just wish they'd kept the dialogue in Cantonese for the tong though, disappointing tease of that in the first episode.
It's the best adaptation of a graphic novel that doesn't exist.
Characters are wild, scenes are ridiculous, plot is contrived.
It's one of the best god damn tv show ever put on screen in the last 15-20 years.
It's B-tier action schlock that gets tired very quick.
Throwing in a sex scene every 5 mins doesn't make up for the lack of a real plot or actual characters
such a shame he doesnt get more big roles in hollywood
he should've left the boys after season 1 but i guess israelites in hollywood hate him for some reason
He's far too based and has too much screen presence and too likeable even in a comically onions role like Homelander. If you put him in a cool role that appeals to men but for mass audiences, unlike Banshee, you'd be undoing ESG.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Of the shows from the time they tried to make Cinemax into HBO 2, Strike/Back was better. And that still has a bunch of the problems that Banshee does.
>Basically a Modern Day Spartacus staring based Homelander >Best short run series to ever fricking air on TV. You'll never see ANYTHING even close to this again. >Straight white man smashes every women phenotype you could imagine. No fatties, no trannies, no blacks >White main character not only triumphs over, but blows away or smashes the shit out of Native Americans, Russians, Women, Mexicans, Gay gays in Jail and even Black didnu guys etc. >Antagonist of show is a mix between Gus Fring and Raymond Reddington. Even more based than the main character >Shit ends just as it should. Just enough content to make rewatch good but before it gets injected with woke bullshit
>Russians
Rabbit, his whole organisation and his daughter were ukranians. They even speek it a few times in the first season and i was kinda shocked when they spoke it properly, with a thick ass accent but properly nonetheless.
I am glad your national pride extents over your long history of organized crime. I hope Odessa does not get completely destroyed, I want to visit there after the war.
There's like 2,5 times i saw ukranian mafia in western media, it's overwelmengly russian mafia since 91 if not even earlier. Again i was more imressed with their prononciation, i was expecting some bulgarian dude speaking ear bleeding russian at best.
top of my head I remember Pullo as gay Ukrainian mobster in Dexter and Nic Cage in Lord of War.
Is there a special term for them? Are they bratvas, like the Ruskies? Pretty sure they are not vory. Or just generic "Mafya", which I usually read as "mafia like eastern European organized crime"?
"Sex and Violence: The Show".
Currently rewatching it at the gym, gets the blood pumping on the treadmill.
Interesting characters (not necessarily the characters per se, but the backgrounds) as well. They put a lot of effort into fight choreographies and overall non-boring camera work.
But you have to deal with hilarious stuff like the main characters being the dream of every woman he meets somehow.
the long running story is a deconstructionist fantasy about how chad really just wants to be loved for who he is instead of what value he provides so you instinctively recoil from it.
unless you're pozzed like
>Main guy fricks every hot piece of ass in town, it’s hilarious. A beautiful woman shows up in this show, chances are they’re gonna frick the main character. Fun pulp crime show.
Virtually no one understands the show, they only see this and the violence and remain content to keep their brains turned off.
The reality is that the Gary Sue nature of Hood is all to the ends of deconstructing him as a Gary Sue. Hood is chasing away his myriad traumas through his behaviors until they ultimately catch up with him and he is a completely broken human. In the final season, he only has one opportunity to have sex and what happens instead is he cries. He weeps, and gets held like a baby. The show wasn't glorifying him with all the "cool" stuff, it was damning him.
Lol jk! breasts and blood, man!
you see what you want to see i guess. all i'm gonna say is the troony gets more and more screentime and the women get more and more annoying as the show goes on.
if you don't wanna examine why that is then by all means..
Both should fall into a volcano but transvestites =/= transgenders. You don't see Job sperging about how the others should use female pronouns for him, or stop"deadnaming" him. He's just a regular gay.
Great for 3 seasons and then 4 is the most laughable shit you've ever seen. Of course it was the co-writer from the last of us 2 that got on board around then and inserted a bunch of ham fisted feminist garbage
One of my favourite shows, we will likely never have something like that on tv ever again. Fantastic action scenes, I don't remember anything else having scrappy fighting as realistic as this.
The main problem with this show as it went on is that it seems the showrunners had a great idea for a setting and set-up, but not much of an idea for long-format stories and where they were really taking this show.
The first two seasons are fun as frick, but then the need to change everything every season and up the ante made them just change things for the sake of changing things and kill important characters for basically no reason. So in the end you had this awesome setting where half the characters were dead and there was very little else to tell about.
>Hot Native Girl arrives in town and starts kicking ass >Few episodes later >Hood sits in bar >Hot Native Girl comes in and asks if he wants to frick >Cut to them fricking
This will never not be the funniest shit to me. It's like the writers just gave up on even trying to come up with a reason for that one.
I think one episode later she abducts Lily Simmons there. Which makes me wonder (1) was that random hookup in the bar just written so she would have a reason to be there (Odette) and (2) did she not know who he is? She seems well informed, but then she would know that the sheriff is cozy with Proctor, so why hook up with the enemy? or why hook up with the enemy and not exploit it?
Her entire character was wasted.
The show seemed to want to introduce her as the badass injun chick who's going to do the extreme stuff that her soft and cowardly inju brother wasn't willing to, in the war against Proctor, but then after the sex scene and a few scenes she just disappeared until it was time for her to be brutally murdered by Proctor's autistic assistant (the scene was very cool, though).
That's the main problem with the show. They introduce tons of character with potential even if for cheesy sake, but absolutely waste them.
If you're into action scenes and booba with a fun cast of zany characters it's good. Best part is that the show is finished, though there were a few loose ends between s3 and s4 because I think they wanted to do more seasons before the finale, but overall the protagonist does get a conclusion.
I only noticed it after it ended, but one of the main villains in Warrior was the army terminator from Banshee (and the jaw guy in One Piece). I didn't noticed it because in Warrior he played this grey cardinal with a cane.
It's super fun, but the final season is weird. It feels like a boring procedural about cops searching for a serial killer with a rushed zany action finale slapped on top.
It had the greatest scene ever put to film, otherwise it’s mostly shit but the good kind of shit
Main guy fricks every hot piece of ass in town, it’s hilarious. A beautiful woman shows up in this show, chances are they’re gonna frick the main character. Fun pulp crime show.
Joked about this with my dad throughout the entire show. Even when he moves out into the woods and starts living like a hermit, a hot girl still goes out there and pressures him into fricking. Like even when he checks out of society altogether, they find him. There was also clearly a quota for the show to make sure just about every single episode had at least one scene with a naked chick, and at least one big action scene. Made for a fun show though.
>a hot girl still goes out there and pressures him into fricking
he's just like me
It's corny as frick but doens't take itself very seriously so it winds up being enjoyable. Everyone wanting Hoods Dick doesn't get boring either since you get to see their breasts most of the time, and most of the girls are really hot.
The main trope it falls victim to is 'the small town has a higher crime, murder and death rate than a major city', but again you can forgive it.
Even the wise cracking cross dressing hacker side kick isn't too obnoxious
this, i can't believe something this sincere and catering to men's sensibilites (troon was a joke mostly) was made post 1980s. definitely a gem and an outlier.
Gonna watch it, is it very fappable?
yes
>that's your niece you sick frick
He's Amish though.
She really just reminds me of young Mandy Moore.
same puffy nips too
shame she walled and does nothing but roles where she's a coal burning dyke
>Main guy fricks every hot piece of ass in town, it’s hilarious. A beautiful woman shows up in this show, chances are they’re gonna frick the main character. Fun pulp crime show.
Virtually no one understands the show, they only see this and the violence and remain content to keep their brains turned off.
The reality is that the Gary Sue nature of Hood is all to the ends of deconstructing him as a Gary Sue. Hood is chasing away his myriad traumas through his behaviors until they ultimately catch up with him and he is a completely broken human. In the final season, he only has one opportunity to have sex and what happens instead is he cries. He weeps, and gets held like a baby. The show wasn't glorifying him with all the "cool" stuff, it was damning him.
Lol jk! breasts and blood, man!
That sounds gay and shit so I'll ignore your gay Reddit interpretation and consider my own based one reality.
>it memes
Soulless homosexual, you don't matter.
Nah he's right. Your interpretation was gay as hell.
>"Gay as hell."
>Maaaaa! Another one bites the dust-ah!
No one likes you.
>thinking social validation through adoption of in group ideologies has any value
LUL
>main dude is shown getting released from prison, stealing a car, and fricking a big tiddy bartender, all within the first minute of the show
way to set the tone showrunners lmao
It's a guilty pleasure kind of thing plus the tiddies are amazing
Excellent show. The troony didn't even bother me.
dare I say was even based, especially when took piss outta the old jogger
He was easily the best part of the show
He wasn't even really a troony, just smart ass cross dresser
the scene where he heckin pisses off nazis by saying the nog had a white wife soured me on this show forever. seems like hicklib shit that rouses people in with promise it'll be le cool and le manly but it's actually subversive.
>pisses off nazis by saying the nog had a white wife soured me on this show forever.
Those nazis killed his friend, why would he not try and piss them off. I thought you would be happy that the black guy gets killed for fricking a white woman.
i wouldn't know anon i haven't watched it, just saw that scene.
>i wouldn't know anon i haven't watched it, just saw that scene.
Typical chud. Also one of the nazis becomes a main character. kek
hey man, ease off the buzzwords. it's just one scene which left me with a retroactively misguised view of the show. how about you just speak like a normal person so I may give it a chance. now i definitely will not since you're annoying.
It's just typical anti white slop, yeah
You know actual nazis think neo nazis are subhuman right? Thats why they’re depicted like that
don't care what they are, if i feel media is preaching to me about anything I am immediately turned off.
The third season is literally them showing that native Americans are bloodthirsty savages
I wouldn't know, just saw that scene and figured it must be preachy. i'm actually watching it for real now. pretty quick and enjoyable pace.
>the media can't depict opinions different from my own
>I NEED my echo chamber
Ok
You are glowing
And you are moronic.
first 2 seasons are good. It drags in for too long. All the women are hot.
Yup. Classic case of the novelty wears off and the writers aren't multi book novelists who can save it
when Lotus started getting a real storyline and sex scenes, I knew it was over.
it's pretty good, it's kind of like GTA made into a tv show
that said it did get old for me after the first few episodes
>Strike Back
>Banshee
Cinemax was on it's way to becoming THE place for actually based content for men but they just gave up on it. Anyone seen Warrior? Some say it's like Banshee but it has pozzed shit like ugly dykes and etc.
It's most definitely pozzed and the GOT-style drama takes center stage over the action but when the action does happen it's pretty fun. The absolute best episode is a bottle episode completely disconnected from the story, which says a lot.
I ultimately dropped it a little bit into season 2.
I wish someone would pick this up.
I miss the female asian pimp.
>Anyone seen Warrior?
Ok here's the problem with warrior its anti-white. Also season 2 main arc is about feminist killing evil white men, the show even has a lesbian interracial couple fricking. The feminist character berates all the white men for going to chink brothels and abusing the women at a dinner table.
Now if you can ignore all that the action is good. If they stuck with the action and stayed away from modern politics I bet the show would still be on. The show spends too much time with the shit female characters.
exactly. it's utter pozzed insincere politicized shit, the exact opposite of banshee. why does every show have dykes? coomerbait or just wanting to virtue signal with them for globohomosexual but know actual gays are disgusting?
>its anti-white.
Good.
the story and dialogue on Warrior are trash-tier but the action more than makes up for it. I just wish they'd kept the dialogue in Cantonese for the tong though, disappointing tease of that in the first episode.
i couldnt stand the writing
it had nice action but man it was way too fricking cringe and predictable
like wow
the lead needs a better agent
i couldnt finish it
got till s2
It's like reacher but good
Decent comparison.
Thanks. Watching reacher I was getting heavy banshee vibes but I thought I was just nuts
Fun show, goes off the rails one upping itself by the end.
Soul. It's B Grade Justified.
It's great fun. Based Kai. There were only a handful of anons who watched it when it was on. Most homosexuals here didn't give a frick about it.
It is a good show but sometimes corny. A solid 8 for me.
Hood fricks every girl and fights every guy. I loved this show. The last season wasn't as good but it still had some good stuff.
It's the best adaptation of a graphic novel that doesn't exist.
Characters are wild, scenes are ridiculous, plot is contrived.
It's one of the best god damn tv show ever put on screen in the last 15-20 years.
It's B-tier action schlock that gets tired very quick.
Throwing in a sex scene every 5 mins doesn't make up for the lack of a real plot or actual characters
Filtered
Its underrated kino. Never any threads here
>I would be afraid of me too
hwyrwsm?
such a shame he doesnt get more big roles in hollywood
he should've left the boys after season 1 but i guess israelites in hollywood hate him for some reason
He's far too based and has too much screen presence and too likeable even in a comically onions role like Homelander. If you put him in a cool role that appeals to men but for mass audiences, unlike Banshee, you'd be undoing ESG.
tfw bulldog showed up at the end
When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's the fun kind of bad.
Season 4 does get kind of boring sadly but overall it's a really entertaining, pulpy show.
>still the best villain in 20 years
How did he do it?
He’s basically the kingpin from daredevil, but if he operated in an Amish countryside town.
>sets two nogs on fire
>beats injuns to death
>fricks his niece
>still somehow extremely likeable
>villain
I don't think we watched the same show.
Based
Tfw no ukrainian mafia boss and small town businessman meet scene
Fun pulp show.
Also one of the main girls in it had one of the best leaks of the fappening.
>Read through comments
>Le based troony
>Le based racemixing coupled
Goddammit...not gonna watch I guess... Pull your shit together hollyjews
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
add the glasses and he has le chudface phenotype
Full frontal.
It's basically a male soap opera. I tried getting into it and I'm just too stodgy to enjoy it. Maybe I should get drunk and watch episodes of it
Of the shows from the time they tried to make Cinemax into HBO 2, Strike/Back was better. And that still has a bunch of the problems that Banshee does.
>Cinemax
Shutdown to make room for HBOMax. What a terrible timeline.
I only watched the first season. It was ok.
>Basically a Modern Day Spartacus staring based Homelander
>Best short run series to ever fricking air on TV. You'll never see ANYTHING even close to this again.
>Straight white man smashes every women phenotype you could imagine. No fatties, no trannies, no blacks
>White main character not only triumphs over, but blows away or smashes the shit out of Native Americans, Russians, Women, Mexicans, Gay gays in Jail and even Black didnu guys etc.
>Antagonist of show is a mix between Gus Fring and Raymond Reddington. Even more based than the main character
>Shit ends just as it should. Just enough content to make rewatch good but before it gets injected with woke bullshit
>Russians
Rabbit, his whole organisation and his daughter were ukranians. They even speek it a few times in the first season and i was kinda shocked when they spoke it properly, with a thick ass accent but properly nonetheless.
I am glad your national pride extents over your long history of organized crime. I hope Odessa does not get completely destroyed, I want to visit there after the war.
There's like 2,5 times i saw ukranian mafia in western media, it's overwelmengly russian mafia since 91 if not even earlier. Again i was more imressed with their prononciation, i was expecting some bulgarian dude speaking ear bleeding russian at best.
top of my head I remember Pullo as gay Ukrainian mobster in Dexter and Nic Cage in Lord of War.
Is there a special term for them? Are they bratvas, like the Ruskies? Pretty sure they are not vory. Or just generic "Mafya", which I usually read as "mafia like eastern European organized crime"?
"Sex and Violence: The Show".
Currently rewatching it at the gym, gets the blood pumping on the treadmill.
Interesting characters (not necessarily the characters per se, but the backgrounds) as well. They put a lot of effort into fight choreographies and overall non-boring camera work.
But you have to deal with hilarious stuff like the main characters being the dream of every woman he meets somehow.
I didn’t quite finish the final season with the villain who thinks he’s the devil or something.
Did they ever reveal Hood’s real name?
Lots of hot waifus in this show
I still can’t believe that’s Adams from house
>Yahoo.com
Very enjoyable but I don’t think I finished it for some reason.
The longer running stories weren’t generally as interesting as the episodic ones from what I remember
the long running story is a deconstructionist fantasy about how chad really just wants to be loved for who he is instead of what value he provides so you instinctively recoil from it.
unless you're pozzed like
just seems annoying.
No, it's not
you see what you want to see i guess. all i'm gonna say is the troony gets more and more screentime and the women get more and more annoying as the show goes on.
if you don't wanna examine why that is then by all means..
The fact you think job was a troony means we can disregard everything else you think, reddit.
>crossdressers aren't trannies
and YWNBAW
Both should fall into a volcano but transvestites =/= transgenders. You don't see Job sperging about how the others should use female pronouns for him, or stop"deadnaming" him. He's just a regular gay.
Great for 3 seasons and then 4 is the most laughable shit you've ever seen. Of course it was the co-writer from the last of us 2 that got on board around then and inserted a bunch of ham fisted feminist garbage
One of my favourite shows, we will likely never have something like that on tv ever again. Fantastic action scenes, I don't remember anything else having scrappy fighting as realistic as this.
The main problem with this show as it went on is that it seems the showrunners had a great idea for a setting and set-up, but not much of an idea for long-format stories and where they were really taking this show.
The first two seasons are fun as frick, but then the need to change everything every season and up the ante made them just change things for the sake of changing things and kill important characters for basically no reason. So in the end you had this awesome setting where half the characters were dead and there was very little else to tell about.
>Hot Native Girl arrives in town and starts kicking ass
>Few episodes later
>Hood sits in bar
>Hot Native Girl comes in and asks if he wants to frick
>Cut to them fricking
This will never not be the funniest shit to me. It's like the writers just gave up on even trying to come up with a reason for that one.
I think one episode later she abducts Lily Simmons there. Which makes me wonder (1) was that random hookup in the bar just written so she would have a reason to be there (Odette) and (2) did she not know who he is? She seems well informed, but then she would know that the sheriff is cozy with Proctor, so why hook up with the enemy? or why hook up with the enemy and not exploit it?
Her entire character was wasted.
The show seemed to want to introduce her as the badass injun chick who's going to do the extreme stuff that her soft and cowardly inju brother wasn't willing to, in the war against Proctor, but then after the sex scene and a few scenes she just disappeared until it was time for her to be brutally murdered by Proctor's autistic assistant (the scene was very cool, though).
That's the main problem with the show. They introduce tons of character with potential even if for cheesy sake, but absolutely waste them.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
That car fight was a highlight though.
I really was. Every fight against injus in this show were awesome for some reason.
If you're into action scenes and booba with a fun cast of zany characters it's good. Best part is that the show is finished, though there were a few loose ends between s3 and s4 because I think they wanted to do more seasons before the finale, but overall the protagonist does get a conclusion.
I only noticed it after it ended, but one of the main villains in Warrior was the army terminator from Banshee (and the jaw guy in One Piece). I didn't noticed it because in Warrior he played this grey cardinal with a cane.
It's just sex scenes and fights. I liked it when it came out but I wouldn't watch it again.
No one gives a frick what you do.
I was literally asked to share my thoughts about Banshee...
It's super fun, but the final season is weird. It feels like a boring procedural about cops searching for a serial killer with a rushed zany action finale slapped on top.