You Will Probably Put The Movie On, Sit Down Getting All Nice And Comfy, Press Play, Then Sit And Look At Your Phone And Scroll For The Entire Runtime Of The Movie Because You Are A Giganto gaymo Who Asks Cinemaphile's Opinion Instead Of Just Watching The Movie. I Bet You Even Tweet About It.
Btw? The Shape Of Water? Water Is A Fluid, It's Shape Is Basically Whatever The Shape That It's Container Is. homosexual.
Early 00 00 AMs are skitzo hours, noted.
Tbh, i got all nice and comfy and turned it right off when i saw the old guy was a homosexual and the moronic woman has a negress friend, you were KINDA right
How Is A Scientific Geomotry Lesson 'Skitzo', moron? You Can't Even Spell Schizo, Short For Schizophrenic. That's A Vocab, Short For Vocabulary, Lesson. moron.
It is absolute fricking garbage dressed into a fancy style and music.
The script reads as something AI made, probably because Del Torro is an NPC.
homosexuals, communists and bestiality fetish galore plus white christian man bad and impotent.
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Early 00 00 AMs are skitzo hours, noted.
Tbh, i got all nice and comfy and turned it right off when i saw the old guy was a homosexual and the moronic woman has a negress friend, you were KINDA right
Wouldntve gotten those oscars were it not for woke, pozz and fetish bullshit
The plot isn't really helping >we have to wait for a month for water to rise to spring this tard fish, because we cannot just drive it to shore and plop it into water
And then unironic fricking soviet bolshevik agent helping them do it, and the main chick murdering unsuspecting US guard who did absolutely nothing wrong.
A repulsive fantasy made by an overweight midwit beaner communist who wanted to subvert 50s B movie tropes by making the monster an unironic victim of (straight White republican) humans, in opposition to the original purpose of these types of stories, which is to show how human folly creates monsters, yet the monsters must still be destroyed and not sympathized with because they're fricking monsters.
>MONSTER MAN HUMAN WOMAN GOOD >MONSTER WOMAN HUMAN MAN BAD, MAN MUST ALSO BECOME MONSTER TO FRICK MONSTER WOMAN
Why does Hollywood hate male happiness?
You Will Probably Put The Movie On, Sit Down Getting All Nice And Comfy, Press Play, Then Sit And Look At Your Phone And Scroll For The Entire Runtime Of The Movie Because You Are A Giganto gaymo Who Asks Cinemaphile's Opinion Instead Of Just Watching The Movie. I Bet You Even Tweet About It.
Early 00 00 AMs are skitzo hours, noted.
Tbh, i got all nice and comfy and turned it right off when i saw the old guy was a homosexual and the moronic woman has a negress friend, you were KINDA right
How Is A Scientific Geomotry Lesson 'Skitzo', moron? You Can't Even Spell Schizo, Short For Schizophrenic. That's A Vocab, Short For Vocabulary, Lesson. moron.
Genuinely take medicaments
How About I Take All The Stimulants And Beat Your Dumb Gay Ass? I'd Smear You Like Dog Shit On The Pavement On A Hot Summer Day.
I don't read bullshit written in this moronic format, you are wasting your time.
Imagine recommending you watch this trash
Ok. I Do Recommend You Watch This Trash So You Can Get The Frick Out Of My Thread And Off Of My Board For At Least An Hour.
The answer homosexual is for op to not wast his time watching it because it’s boring pretentious slop
>I capitalize every word to tell the world my penis is small
Uh huh
And You Can Suck It.
I will snap your soi stalk with my bare hands capital homosexual!
Try It With Both Hands.
>The shape of water
So it’s meant to represent female convictions?
Btw? The Shape Of Water? Water Is A Fluid, It's Shape Is Basically Whatever The Shape That It's Container Is. homosexual.
It is absolute fricking garbage dressed into a fancy style and music.
The script reads as something AI made, probably because Del Torro is an NPC.
homosexuals, communists and bestiality fetish galore plus white christian man bad and impotent.
Yea i pretty much figured it out right away here
Wouldntve gotten those oscars were it not for woke, pozz and fetish bullshit
this was so fricking boring I couldn't get past the first 20 mins.
try and marathon it if you can, it's one of those kinds of movies
A bland one dimensional race mixing parable with some of the worst character writing in modern cinema
The plot isn't really helping
>we have to wait for a month for water to rise to spring this tard fish, because we cannot just drive it to shore and plop it into water
And then unironic fricking soviet bolshevik agent helping them do it, and the main chick murdering unsuspecting US guard who did absolutely nothing wrong.
>Commie agent helps them
What’s funny is del taco and his family had to flee Mexico to Spain do to the cultural enrichment
A repulsive fantasy made by an overweight midwit beaner communist who wanted to subvert 50s B movie tropes by making the monster an unironic victim of (straight White republican) humans, in opposition to the original purpose of these types of stories, which is to show how human folly creates monsters, yet the monsters must still be destroyed and not sympathized with because they're fricking monsters.
>what am I in 4
Days? Months? Minutes?
Doesn't matter I guess, you'll be an incel just like you are now.
It has a nice title and sets
Other than that it’s…
You'll be confused why it won Best Picture
They really sucked it off hard at the Oscar’s but it’s objectively a bad film
OP HERE, IM NOT WATCHING IT
Ive decided to watch the shining insteas
Good
Don’t wast your time
It’s yet another sugar coma snooze fest del taco production
Nobody Was Fricking Talking To You, Cumshitter.
Sally Hawkins bare naked ass.
A very fine scene indeed
unsubtle White Man bad movie but bretty gud
I thought it was sweet. I have a different value system for Latino magical realism.
>MONSTER MAN HUMAN WOMAN GOOD
>MONSTER WOMAN HUMAN MAN BAD, MAN MUST ALSO BECOME MONSTER TO FRICK MONSTER WOMAN
Why does Hollywood hate male happiness?