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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG SEXY MAN ARMS

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't share your pocket pussy

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just like Blue Mountain State

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad that's good at Chad things.
    That's all. Its like a show from the 80s. Nothing original no substance at all but at least its not about trannies and Black folk. I don't know how they allowed it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a second season coming, I'm expecting the usual bait 'n switch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon has found a niche for this sort of stuff. The Terminal List, Bosch, Jack Ryan, Without Remorse. It's not all great but better than most Netflix shows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I was pleasantly surprised.
      The Black person being attacked by rednecks is accurate.
      The woman dyke friend being le hecking sharpshooter was whatever since 99% of the show is stoic white man banging white girl and killing homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly good, especially for coming out so recently. There were a couple plotholes, like "Mr. No ID No Credit Card No Memberships" Reacher going through airport security, checking into a Marriott, or being that big without a gym membership. But the straight White badass was allowed to be a badass with no apologies for being White.
      I should mention if you read Killing Floor, it's not a perfect adaptation, but it's the best you can expect in the current age.

      Nigley showed up and kind of took over the show, and I feel like there were supposed to be a bunch of "le southern racism dogwhistles" at Babineaux and the barber guy but they were so subtle you had to put them in yourself. Overall pretty good.

      >man-mountain
      >6'2

      Mountains are wide, as well as tall.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those "plotholes" are really just from the book taking place in the late 90s and the show kinda ignoring things don't work like that anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter, you consumed the inoffensive to your sensibilities slop and liked it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically how I pictured myself being as an adult when I was 128pw22m

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    alot of reaching for things

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reach around

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer kino, along with Bosch and the first two seasons of Jack Ryan. Old school military/cop shit that doesn't really get made much anymore.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A conservative show that isn't cringe

    And a petite blonde cutie (she shows her boobies)

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A power fantasy for white men. Pretty rare stuff nowadays.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bland unnecessary show for Proud Boys demographic

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good show. if im gonna die, might as well go to flavor country one more time

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its shlockino

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s very problematic
    the protagonist is a jacked white genius with no appreciable character flaws who saves the day for helpless diverses and women who he then bangs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with no appreciable character flaws
      no facebook, no instagram, not even a tiktok
      he is a deeply flawed individual

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a hallmark channel show for women and gays.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unwatchable quipfest.
    Watch the first Cruise movie instead.
    Turns out turning Jack Reacher into a unremarkable Cruise vehicle was better than an accurate adaptation because Lee Child is a horrible writer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice b8

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        except its not bait. The cruise film (at least the first one) is miles better than this shitty show.
        Almost every character on the show never stops making smart alec retorts to whatever the last thing said to them was, it is very much a post-whedon quipfest where every good guy won't shut the frick up even for a second.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The npc morons will never admit it though. The main lead in the show has no charisma or screen presence. He's like a henchman at best.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn sounds like my kind of show
        cruise is an unlikable mugging twat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude has tons of charisma that fits the character he's playing. he is amazing in this. you might think different because you're a homosexual, but realize that most viewers of the show are anti-homosexual.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, can't remember the plot. It is that forgettable. I know it didn't drag me out of it every five minutes with [current year] social issue though, so it's at least watchable. Could have been better.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise did it better.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruisebros...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man-mountain
      >6'2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to understand that hollywood actors are about 7 inches shorter than the average norman
        even the pebble is under 6 feet, despite claiming to be like 6'4". They all heightfraud quite severely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldnt want a gorilla mountain for an operator anyway. he would stick out too much and guns make size irrelevant at best and hinderance more likely because of the larger target

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was military police. Basically the cops you called on soldiers that did bad boy shit. Keeping in mind Lee Child had a huge boner for military service and Americana, it makes sense that "anyone who could bully American heroes (but he's totally not a bully he's the goodguy) must be a super dooper badass!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise has more Charisma.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched because Kristin Kreuk was in the cast

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's a big strong guy who cracks heads with people all the time, and is always passive aggressive, but he's also a goodboy American that always pets the dog and always holds the door for the lady. I can't stand most TV, but this was just hilarious

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like self wank to be honest
    I see the appeal but it just feels like masturbation

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made me a character! noooooooo!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has almost no money, travels exclusively by bus, stays in shitty hotels, yet has a spray tan, evidence of PED use, and a physique that requires hours per day in a state of the art gym. Nice faithful adaptation of the books, guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's pretty much exactly how the books go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually makes sense
      He keeps the tan by taking manual labor jobs outdoors for a few weeks here and there to make extra cash before moving on
      There is a very rare genetic mutation that allows some people to look like an NFL player without ever working out and the books explain he's one of those rare freaks

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots and lots of homosexual eroticism. It's basically gay boomer self-insert where the writer is latently homosexual and spends more time describing how hot his self-insert character is than moving the plot along.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its like 10 hour long series, but should be a 2 hour movie. a LOT of padded time.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    me irl

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bollywood tier power fantasy for whites.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name show "reacharound"
    >heavy camera focus on his massive back and arms
    it's ok
    you fell for marketing propaganda catering to your innermost desires
    they're very good at doing that
    don't beat yourself up over it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My innermost desire is being built like a brick wall and having a cute blonde cop with perky breasts share a bath with me

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hours worth of real content in an 9 hour long show. Its very slow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. needs seven subwindows each with a dozen open tabs all playing different episodes of skibidi toilet to "watch" one actual show

      If you have the attention span of a non-defective adult human male it's paced fine.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lot of fun. one of the few shows i watched in the past years where i looked forward to the next episode.

    there is some appeasement to diversity and racial justice types, but it's not too bad. it's also offset by the fact that he kills a lot of minorities. and white people. he really doesn't care what you are. and everyone he kills totally deserves it.

    i guess you can say it was padded, but i enjoyed every episode and turning it to a shorter movie would have been a shame.

    definitely something to watch with your dad, brother, or girlfriend.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he kills a lot of minorities. and white people. he really doesn't care what you are. and everyone he kills totally deserves it.
      Ok, but, is that really socially accurate? Because most of the people who deserve it aren't white, but Hollywood likes to make it seem that way.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its ok.
    Could've been better. Could've been a LOT worse.

    Thad Castle is kino tho

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    First season was great. I'll watch the second during week-end when i'll be /druk/ and ready for pop-corn action kino

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      man that guy is frickin huge
      they don't build white dudes like that anymore

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, they really made good use of him (he was aquaman in smallville, kek).
        Most of the fights are really short, brutal, and to the point. It feels nice. This one is a tiny bit longer, but is still pretty based.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a genuine reacher-round

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