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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino up until the stupid and ahistorical ending.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. that ending was so shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should starve yourself and avoid any natural light for 48 hours to fully immersive yourself in it, ignore morons like
      who will never be able to understand the difference between entertainment and reality

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. that ending was so shit

      utter fricking plebs holy shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're gonna die at the bottom of the mediterranean 🙁
        >nvm we're saved! let's go home! 🙂
        >*dies anyway in a port*
        yeah nah it was shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bad guys die
      >bad ending
      ???

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad guys? They were honorable soldiers just doing their jobs. Only the First Mate was a strong believer in the Nazi cause, and even he knew jack shit about the Holocaust.
        And Most of the crew survived.

        https://i.imgur.com/Ebq6Pez.jpg

        What am I in for?

        You should watch the full like 5 hour version to get the full effect. It really sells you on how the crew feels; you feel the same thing as them and that sells you on some key scenes where the captain makes decisions that would seem incredibly reckless to a person in their right mind.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kriegsmarine had more dissent among their crews but they were more party aligned than the movie will have you believe. German War movies and shows have a reputation of making them non political to the point where ita not accurate. Even Germans are critical of it. Like the generation War tv show almost ignores nazi ideology.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they aligned with the Nazi ideology to some degree, but it's like saying someone is a hardline Trump or Obama supporter just because they enlisted for the USN.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No American president has had the power or influence Hitler/Nazi party had, you can't make that comparison in my opinion

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                FDR, Reagan, Obama, and Trump all had rabid cults of personality surrounding them. Not to Hitlerian levels, but it definitely was there.
                The point I was making is that a lot of German mariners, although members and supporters of the party, more went into the war out of a general sense of patriotism than specifically out of support for Naziism.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bad guys
        Less than room temp IQ here, boys.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad guys? They were honorable soldiers just doing their jobs. Only the First Mate was a strong believer in the Nazi cause, and even he knew jack shit about the Holocaust.
        And Most of the crew survived.

        [...]
        You should watch the full like 5 hour version to get the full effect. It really sells you on how the crew feels; you feel the same thing as them and that sells you on some key scenes where the captain makes decisions that would seem incredibly reckless to a person in their right mind.

        >Bad guys
        Less than room temp IQ here, boys.

        The film took liberties with historical revision, you fricking homosexual. It made the submariners more "honorable" and ambivalent to nazism, when in reality 99% of all German submarines at the time were fervant nazis. have a nice day.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when in reality 99% of all the German military at the time were fervant nazis. have a nice day.
          fixed
          clean wehrmacht is a myth.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when in reality 99% of all German submarines at the time were fervant nazis.

          well then apparently the nazis weren't such bad guys.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. that ending was so shit

      cringe.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't expect the Germans to lose the war?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >U-boat bombed at port in northwestern france
      What is not historical about this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual U-boat crew that inspired the novel and movie survived the war. And the British weren't bombing that port at that point in the war.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      U-boat crews had the highest casualty rate of all German military. The Allies were using 1000 pound block buster bombs against U-boat pens at the time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go through all that just to be unceremoniously blown up as you arrive home
      Anticlimaxes are great

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Boot
    >It´s about a submarine
    >???

    No wonder Germans lost 2 world wars, they can't do anything right

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a submarine is a boat tho

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    boot kino

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you havent watched this with a drunk as frick german boomer dad you haven't fully experienced it.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw watching Das Boot

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't Jurgen Porchnow have a bigger career in america? He knew the right people and popped up in critically acclaimed movies in the 90s, so why did he not make it big?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psychological thriller with better tension than any slasher or whatever horror film because of the added claustrophobia of the environment.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      their commitment to filming inside an actual sub instead of a set paid off so hard, legendary movie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was a set piece, although a very very big one

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The bulk of the film's $15 million budget was spent on constructing U-boats. Specifications for the original Type VII-C U-boat were found at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. The plans were taken to the original builder of the subs, who was commissioned to build a full-sized, sea-going replica, their first such assignment since the war ended. A second full-sized model was built for interior filming.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a full-sized, sea-going replica, their first such assignment since the war ended
            What happened to it?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They used it in the filming of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah and it wasnt a real one, i was literally in the model they filmed in

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you're watching the mini series, op.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real kino-trip

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ALAAAERRRMMMMMM

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What vr is the best to watch? DONT fricking say the uncut series unless you truly believe that. Longer does not equal better.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    M&C under the sea.
    Chuds love it because "muh honor" and no women (gay)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't there women in the opening scene at the party

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An overhyped and boring movie. It's a bloated soap opera mini-series and it really shows. I'm tired of people pretending it's a masterpiece.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe homosexuals like you post on my board.
      Get out of here, you dick-breath ass-gaping homo.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Says the guy obsessed with seamen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The miniseries is better than the film. The monotony and tedium are part of the Odyssey. It's all part of feeling the exhaustion of the characters.
      And I'm usually the guy saying 'this film needs a hatchet taken to it'.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie makes the submarine sailor work look like the most cucked job in the war
    >fire a torpedo
    >drop down
    >take a depth charge after depth charge hoping your pursuer gets bored of effortlessly shitting on you for hours on end before your hull breaks and kills everyone on board
    these guys are supposed to be the predators but they look like prey most of the movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because they were effective at the beginning of the war, but the Allies figured out how to run conveys with Destroyers and use anti-submarine doctrines pretty effectively soon afterwards.

      Submarines weren't able to fight back at all against dedicated Destroyer convoys, all they had were their opening salvos, and then they had to run for their lives. It's just how it was.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention we had cracked their codes and knew what they were up to. The U-boats were subject to strict oversight at all times. Our subs in the Pacific simply went out to their assigned kill boxes and vanished.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Germans launched over 700 submarines during the war. More than 500 were destroyed on their first voyage without having secured a single kill. Entire crew wiped out, of course.

      They also launched the majority from 1943-1945 when it was clear that they had become ineffective.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they had more than that or maybe I'm thinking about the amount that were made

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point and very realistic for German uboats late 42 or early 43

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because subs wouldn't become truly viable underwater craft until the cold war with the invention of nuclear submarines that can stay submerged for days. Wartime Uboats could only go underwater for a few hours, and were painfully slow whilst underwater. They were only useful for a surprise opening attack.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's the best submarine movie.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you're watching proper version, not some gay 2 hour theatrical cut.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 and a half solid entertainment hours

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The film, as well as the book by Lothar G. Buchheim on which it's based, are both loosely adapted from the wartime career of the Type VIIC boat U-96, and its skipper, Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock. In late 1941, Buchheim, who was then a war correspondent in the German Navy's propaganda office, joined the crew of U-96 for one tour in the Battle of the Atlantic. This tour became the basis of Buchheim's book. (In the film, the character Lt. Werner is based on Buchheim.) During the war, Capt.-Lt. Lehmann-Willenbrock ranked seventh among U-Boat skippers in terms of shipping tonnage sunk (183,223 tons on three boats, the U-5, the U-96, and the U-256). After transferring to a new skipper, the U-96 was retired on 5 February 1943, one of the few U-boats to actually survive its tour of duty in the Atlantic. Far from being killed in an air attack (as depicted in the film), Lehmann-Willenbrock survived the war, and later served as captain on various German merchant cargo ships. Lehmann-Willenbrock and Buchheim both served as technical advisers for this film (although the volatile Buchheim fell out with director Wolfgang Petersen, who refused to let the author write the script based on his book). Lehmann-Willenbrock died in Bremen in 1986. Buchheim died in Bavaria in 2007.

    >the volatile Buchheim fell out with director Wolfgang Petersen, who refused to let the author write the script based on his book
    who was in the wrong here?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Capt.-Lt. Lehmann-Willenbrock ranked seventh among U-Boat skippers in terms of shipping tonnage sunk (183,223 tons)
      >He survived the war and later served as captain on various merchant cargo ships.
      must've been bizarre spending the rest of your life captaining the very ships you sent to a watery grave

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buchheim fricked a french resistance woman then ratted her out to the SS. She later came to kill him but she fell in love with him instead. Women.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendship.
    Brotherhood.
    A kino untouched by israeli claws.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >depth charge is launched at sub
    >detonates near it
    >sub shakes a bit and a light bulb explodes
    >repeat x10

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Das beste Kino aller Zeiten

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my dad's favorite movie I think, at least top 5 for sure. he watches at least parts of it every couple weeks. he has it memorized I guess and I've caught him just watching without subtitles on. he doesnt know a lick of german.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basa bomben!

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocrity

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one posted this yet?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone saved my copypasta

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of the best pastas out there

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my grandpas brother died in a submarine that sunk in the ocean

    i dont know how to feel about this

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Das Boot better than picrel?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A long, boring film that features the Germans doing ONE successful attack before spending the rest of the film retreating, and then ultimately getting killed. Red October was better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red October > Crimson Tide > Das Boot.
      The only reason I hate Das Boot is because it pretended the submarine crew weren't actual nazis and painted them in an "uwu we're so innocent in these trying times of war T_T" light, as other anons have already pointed out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, my grandpa was in the wehrmacht & had no love for the nazis. Honestly I'm surprised they let him in, he looks very israeli.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          *great grandpa

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were actual ethnic israelites who made it to high ranks in the SS. Granted, the number can be counted on one hand, but they existed.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I taught English to two Germans connected to this classic. One, an engineer at HDW in Kiel was a consultant on the film, the other knew Mahrholz, one of the two real life models for Prochnow's character, said he still played tennis in his 90s.

  33. 6 months ago
    γρηγορεύω

    The source material for the SCTV parody.

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