Dude, have you ever been to Cinemaphile? Some folks there complain that many new video games these days are just cinematic walking simulators with sparse(or maybe not sparse) gun fights and some puzzles. I remember watching some streamer play Alan Wake 2 and had to fast forward or rewind to get to the parts where he was shooting something to see what the gameplay was like.
Too bad so much of the game forces you to leave Hogwarts. The castle was absolutely amazing in terms of detail and atmosphere. Outside the castle it became a rather generic AAA open world slopfest.
>comfy castle-school exploring
For about an hour before the castle becomes a backdrop to a 20 hour game where you explore the same tiny hamlet with 100 different names over and over again. Game would have been so much better if they cut the size of the map into 1/3 or even 1/4 and fleshed out the school, forbidden forest and hogsmeade more, and maybe let you go to Diagon Alley or something.
Yeah, open world is so-so. And I’m not a book gay so I don’t get the same enjoyment of most areas in the school. Game is definitely for big fans.
>comfy castle-school exploring
For about an hour before the castle becomes a backdrop to a 20 hour game where you explore the same tiny hamlet with 100 different names over and over again. Game would have been so much better if they cut the size of the map into 1/3 or even 1/4 and fleshed out the school, forbidden forest and hogsmeade more, and maybe let you go to Diagon Alley or something.
It's easily an 80 hour game if you fully explore everything. Hogwarts alone will eat up 30 hours of your time, and I thoroughly enjoyed exploring the castle and doing all the quests in it. I just dreaded anything that forced me to leave the school, cause it was all so monotonous out in the countryside. Flying only marginally made up for it, but the gay stamina system was an unnecessary hobble on an otherwise great mechanic. It's fricking magic why do I need a stamina bar to fly really fast? Frick off.
There is one troony and there's a mod that AI replaces his voice with a female one and modifies his sprite to look less mannish. I'm reasonably sure the barmaid was an actual woman originally and they turned her into a troony after all the controversy and boycot talk on social media.
Cause it's fricking jarring. >19th century >somehow a troony exists >a WIZARD troony that can literally turn a human being into anything with magic, chooses to be a mutilated freak of nature instead of just magically turning themselves into a woman >could've had Sir Ryan be a normal gorgeous girl and go "you know I used to be a man once, before the accident" >instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain
>instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain
That's why it's funny. He could have just polyjuiced himself or whatever other magic bullshit exists in the universe to remake his body in his mental image, but he's a nut and trooned out instead. I guess I can see where that might be a bridge too far for some but it seemed perfectly on brand to me and I thought it was fricking hilarious the first time "she" opened "her" mouth and spoke.
There's one troony you're forced to interact with. Makes absolutely no sense at all given the setting, but they still shoehorned it in probably as a sop to the Twitter mob that still didn't bother to play the game. Also yeah it's filled with darkies to a ridiculous degree. Fully half the student body is non-white. Makes you wonder where they all went. What did Dumbledore do to all the indians, pakis, Chinese, and Africans at Hogwarts? Why was the school 95% white in the 1990s?
>advertising cosmetic castration to children
Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh SHANT be playing this pedophile game.
There's one troony you're forced to interact with. Makes absolutely no sense at all given the setting, but they still shoehorned it in probably as a sop to the Twitter mob that still didn't bother to play the game. Also yeah it's filled with darkies to a ridiculous degree. Fully half the student body is non-white. Makes you wonder where they all went. What did Dumbledore do to all the indians, pakis, Chinese, and Africans at Hogwarts? Why was the school 95% white in the 1990s?
Doesn’t know what? That she actually has a giant israelite nose and a weird man jaw ? The ai pic I replied to looks like a real actually beautiful girl I know, that looks like a frumpy uggo.
>pick Ravenclaw >get a cowardly little homosexual as your tagalong >pick Gryffindor >get the pushiest, preachiest c**t in the universe as your tag along >pick Hufflepuff >get an autistic nutjob who nearly gets you killed several times as your companion >pick Slytherin >get the best bro in the universe >"Rat out my mate? nah, never. It was I who snuck into the library after hours, alone." >"Hey bro wanna learn some dangerous spells they won't teach you in class? Nah you don't have to pay me, you're cool." >"Hey so here's how you do an unforgivable curse, might be useful." >"God I hate goblins so much."
Sadly they didn't program that level of interaction with the NPCs. It's actually kind of funny taking the goody two shoes Gryffindor c**t along for your missions and then using a bunch of unforgivable curses on enemies in the open world segments. Since it's not scripted they don't have any reaction no matter what kind of fricked shit you do.
>freeze a dude solid >slice him in half >expelliarmus the goblin next to him >catch his weapon midair with leviosa and slam it into his skull >crucio his mate >it chains to all nearby enemies and causes them to be curse-linked >AVADA KEDAVRA >they all die instantly >Gryffindor c**t: "Wow you sure showed them!" (generic end of combat line)
Don't forget the classic: >use ancient magic to just straight up explode somebody, reduce them to atoms >"You should be ashamed for poaching those magical creatures!"
Don't forget the classic: >use ancient magic to just straight up explode somebody, reduce them to atoms >"You should be ashamed for poaching those magical creatures!"
>goblin camp, troll guarding it >imperio troll >it turns around and charges the goblins, killing them quickly >it turns around staring at me like a dumb dog waiting for its next order >ancient magic turns it into a bug and I squash it with my foot >"Ranrok forced me to do this!" I cry, looting their bodies for mushrooms and galleons
I'm the good guy.
I never played it, but watching some of it online it seems like the secret canon was designed definitively as a Slytherin barely holding in their sociopathy for a greater cause (reigning in the ~~*goblin*~~ menace for humankind).
It really was amazing how they tried to make the most hatable Griffyndor ever.. First words out of her mouth are that Hogwarts sucks compared to Uagadou and that wands are quaint and useless. Really leaned into it.
>No we won't teach you how to cast confringo, it's a dangerous spell! >Anyway, here's how you can use leviosa to throw an anvil at a man's head faster than the eye can see
10/10 if you do it right >birate it >download based mods, whites only and no troons >explore hogwarts >explore hogsmeade >uninstall wizard
Makes for a great weekend
its a very boring ubislop type open world game so your enjoyment is entirely dependent on how much you want to walk around and look at harry potter stuff.
Everyone hating on Hog Legacy is actually a sleeper discord troony psyop bot mad at JK and Sir Ryan for dabbing on trannies forever btfo. This game was a fricking hit, I work at Best Buy and we moved thousands of these in a small town of like 200k. It was almost the most popular game this year besides your basic Madden/CoD gays.
Get shit on ynwbaw etc.
Harry Potter deserves a better video game whose appeal is the same as that of the books and movies: being a student at Hogwarts. There's no need to force the player into some storyline about goblin racewar or whatever. There's no need for Arkham-style action combat. You just need the greatest hits: >getting matched with a wand at Ollivander's >getting sorted by the Sorting Hat >winning/losing House Points; winning/losing the House Cup at the end of each year >brewing, being able to use potions (e.g., polyjuice) >learning spells >unfolding access to secret areas in the castle >triwizard tournament >quidditch
Boggles my mind how much millenials loved school. The most annoying time in my life was when all the cool action cartoons were cancelled for shit like Recess and the Harry Potter books shot up the best seller lists.
I can't get this game to fricking run properly. I have an RTX 4080 and it stutters like crazy. It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long it takes to fill up my GPU memory but then it hits 100% memory usage and stays there and runs like shit all the while.
>It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long
How much ram do you have? It almost sounds like you're running out and you have your pagefile on a platter disc and it's struggling to barely keep up.
He's got a 4080. Unless he's trying to render at 8k or something I can't imagine it's the vram that's to blame. I run it fine at 1440p on a 2080ti on mostly highs and ultras and can hit framecap with dlss enabled with everything at max.
>moviegame
I remember literal gays saying this back in 2002 because they were upset their gaycube only got fischer price shit. It blows my mind that third world browns flooding the internet have brought it back. I wonder what other homosexual moron shit you'll flood the internet with.
Explain how this isnt a movie game.
You literally sit your ass down and passively consume the game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences, you cant make any builds, there's no systems to tinker with or playstyles you create.
Come on midwit, explain how it's not a moviegame
Tetris is a movie game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences in Tetris, you cant make any builds in Tetris, there's no systems to tinker with in Tetris or playstyles you create in Tetris. Ugh, Tetris, what a movie game!
You're meme poisoned garbled tard language is embarrassing. Don't reply to me again, you're beneath me.
Tetris gets very difficult, not to mention you can be extremely creative in Tetris.
This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong. Their egos are too big to just recognize they're wrong shut the frick up, so they post moronic shit like this.
Frick off back to your assassins creed tier movie game, moron.
>This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong.
Incoherent ranting and tard logic like you're doing? Go be "creative" in Tetris, that infamous movie game. You slobbering dog of a subhuman. Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is for a creature like you to even be talking to me?
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>moviegame casual moron shitting on glorious tetris
frick off zoomer
The RPG autist cannot understand linear games... It isn't a movie-game, it's a fricking game. You interact with it. You control your character and have to engage in the action and defeat enemies in order to complete it. It's no different from Mario or Zelda in that respect. Not every game needs fricking character builds or customization to be fun.
hilariously squareenix took this to heart, pretty sure their biggest final homosexualry games are non-RPGs devoid of character builds or customization.
then again they're jarpig shit pandering to americans to begin with, and are indeed movie games in the end
I don't get how people thought this would be any good
A good modern Harry Potter game just cannot be done
The Harry Potter games were great as a dumb kid but now it's impossible to really satisfy it
The game could have been perfect if they honed doubled down on things like dueling club and castle secrets/exploration, and added things like quidditch, proper house point system, wizards chess club and other cool clubs, actual lessons that influence spell progression etc. Instead, they prioritised making the map massive which resulted in a huge empty, repetitive world with nothing to actually do in it. The game could have very easily been great.
>Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, >Teach us something, please, >Whether we be old and bald >Or young with scabby knees, >Our heads could do with filling >With some interesting stuff, >For now they’re bare and full of air, >Dead flies and bits of fluff, >So teach us things worth knowing, >Bring back what we’ve forgot, >Just do your best, we’ll do the rest, >And learn until our brains all rot.
You're in for
>Cinemaphile
Your thread being deleted because you made it on the wrong board, numbnuts
A video game, and certainly not a film or television program
Dude, have you ever been to Cinemaphile? Some folks there complain that many new video games these days are just cinematic walking simulators with sparse(or maybe not sparse) gun fights and some puzzles. I remember watching some streamer play Alan Wake 2 and had to fast forward or rewind to get to the parts where he was shooting something to see what the gameplay was like.
Still not an excuse to be posting this dogshit on Television & Film. Get back to your containment board, Cinemaphileermin.
Wrong board
It's, y'know, it's fine. Too many Black folk. But I never talked to them after meeting.
REVELIO
And comfy castle-school exploring
Too bad so much of the game forces you to leave Hogwarts. The castle was absolutely amazing in terms of detail and atmosphere. Outside the castle it became a rather generic AAA open world slopfest.
Yeah, open world is so-so. And I’m not a book gay so I don’t get the same enjoyment of most areas in the school. Game is definitely for big fans.
>comfy castle-school exploring
For about an hour before the castle becomes a backdrop to a 20 hour game where you explore the same tiny hamlet with 100 different names over and over again. Game would have been so much better if they cut the size of the map into 1/3 or even 1/4 and fleshed out the school, forbidden forest and hogsmeade more, and maybe let you go to Diagon Alley or something.
It's easily an 80 hour game if you fully explore everything. Hogwarts alone will eat up 30 hours of your time, and I thoroughly enjoyed exploring the castle and doing all the quests in it. I just dreaded anything that forced me to leave the school, cause it was all so monotonous out in the countryside. Flying only marginally made up for it, but the gay stamina system was an unnecessary hobble on an otherwise great mechanic. It's fricking magic why do I need a stamina bar to fly really fast? Frick off.
Aren’t there literal Black persontrannies in this?
Shan’t be playing.
There is one troony and there's a mod that AI replaces his voice with a female one and modifies his sprite to look less mannish. I'm reasonably sure the barmaid was an actual woman originally and they turned her into a troony after all the controversy and boycot talk on social media.
>wanting to mod sir ryan out
why lmao it's fricking hilarious
Cause it's fricking jarring.
>19th century
>somehow a troony exists
>a WIZARD troony that can literally turn a human being into anything with magic, chooses to be a mutilated freak of nature instead of just magically turning themselves into a woman
>could've had Sir Ryan be a normal gorgeous girl and go "you know I used to be a man once, before the accident"
>instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain
>instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain
That's why it's funny. He could have just polyjuiced himself or whatever other magic bullshit exists in the universe to remake his body in his mental image, but he's a nut and trooned out instead. I guess I can see where that might be a bridge too far for some but it seemed perfectly on brand to me and I thought it was fricking hilarious the first time "she" opened "her" mouth and spoke.
>advertising cosmetic castration to children
Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh SHANT be playing this pedophile game.
There's one troony you're forced to interact with. Makes absolutely no sense at all given the setting, but they still shoehorned it in probably as a sop to the Twitter mob that still didn't bother to play the game. Also yeah it's filled with darkies to a ridiculous degree. Fully half the student body is non-white. Makes you wonder where they all went. What did Dumbledore do to all the indians, pakis, Chinese, and Africans at Hogwarts? Why was the school 95% white in the 1990s?
are there any attractive female characters in this?
I fricking herbology class
based
gonna LARP in this game
and then write fanfics if she is sexy
There is zero chance the character actually looks like this. Does look like someone I knew irl though.
>he doesn't know
Doesn’t know what? That she actually has a giant israelite nose and a weird man jaw ? The ai pic I replied to looks like a real actually beautiful girl I know, that looks like a frumpy uggo.
>this is the sexy character in games now
wow
*sip* remember ivy in sciv...rachel in ninja gaiden
lol, she looks like a Mongolian steppe prostitute bred on thick cheese. Zoomers are truly mind broken.
She is easily the prettiest (adult) girl in the game. And has a fat arse too.
can tell this snowbunny takes massive bbcs in her personal garden
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
She is a lesbian.
and that’s a good thing
Some of the students are quite cute if you like them young. If not, the Herbology professor is a 10/10 bombshell.
>tfw zenobia will never play with your gobstones
Also make your own cutie so you can see her all the time and dress her up.
>pick Ravenclaw
>get a cowardly little homosexual as your tagalong
>pick Gryffindor
>get the pushiest, preachiest c**t in the universe as your tag along
>pick Hufflepuff
>get an autistic nutjob who nearly gets you killed several times as your companion
>pick Slytherin
>get the best bro in the universe
>"Rat out my mate? nah, never. It was I who snuck into the library after hours, alone."
>"Hey bro wanna learn some dangerous spells they won't teach you in class? Nah you don't have to pay me, you're cool."
>"Hey so here's how you do an unforgivable curse, might be useful."
>"God I hate goblins so much."
Poppy Sweety is A CUTE and can do no wrong
>lol let's just infiltrate a dark wizard smuggling ring by ourselves!
>lol let's go steal an egg from a dragon!
she's a fricking psycho
yeah, psycho in the sheets
Can I take the preachy loser and go do horrible things they don't approve of?
Sadly they didn't program that level of interaction with the NPCs. It's actually kind of funny taking the goody two shoes Gryffindor c**t along for your missions and then using a bunch of unforgivable curses on enemies in the open world segments. Since it's not scripted they don't have any reaction no matter what kind of fricked shit you do.
>freeze a dude solid
>slice him in half
>expelliarmus the goblin next to him
>catch his weapon midair with leviosa and slam it into his skull
>crucio his mate
>it chains to all nearby enemies and causes them to be curse-linked
>AVADA KEDAVRA
>they all die instantly
>Gryffindor c**t: "Wow you sure showed them!" (generic end of combat line)
Don't forget the classic:
>use ancient magic to just straight up explode somebody, reduce them to atoms
>"You should be ashamed for poaching those magical creatures!"
>goblin camp, troll guarding it
>imperio troll
>it turns around and charges the goblins, killing them quickly
>it turns around staring at me like a dumb dog waiting for its next order
>ancient magic turns it into a bug and I squash it with my foot
>"Ranrok forced me to do this!" I cry, looting their bodies for mushrooms and galleons
I'm the good guy.
if you didn't sell out sebastian you're a homosexual
Dude kills his uncle and loses his sister forever. He has nothing left but become a dark wizard. Gotta turn him in.
I never played it, but watching some of it online it seems like the secret canon was designed definitively as a Slytherin barely holding in their sociopathy for a greater cause (reigning in the ~~*goblin*~~ menace for humankind).
It really was amazing how they tried to make the most hatable Griffyndor ever.. First words out of her mouth are that Hogwarts sucks compared to Uagadou and that wands are quaint and useless. Really leaned into it.
comfy castle and moronic characters. literally all but like 3 wizards and witches legitimately talk and act like they have a mental disability
Expect 9/10 of the professors to be female or a minority. Or both.
I got this game with my ps5 and couldn’t get past the first hour, death to ubisoft
need mods for erp servers
>turn someone into a bomb
>hurl them at their comrade killing both
Yes the forbidden spells are evil. However!
>No we won't teach you how to cast confringo, it's a dangerous spell!
>Anyway, here's how you can use leviosa to throw an anvil at a man's head faster than the eye can see
>levioso cat
>repulso!
But I think they stopped that from happening later.
any cute e-girls in this gam- i mean movie?
A couple. My favorite is Zenobia, the uppity little Ravenclaw first year. You can either help her or bully her, whichever you think is more fun.
oh boy are there ever! No not really because they knew what would happen
Zenobia is pretty cute, in a bratty sort of way.
>obsessed with squirting
Oh my.
Feeding Zenobia hypersensitivity potions
Casting imperio on Zenobia, or casting patrificus totalus on Zenobia?
engorgio on her bean
built for BHC (Big Hagrid wiener)
Hagrid isn't even born when this takes place, she'd be an old maid when he was at Hogwarts
shut up homosexual
replace Hagrid with a giant then
10/10 if you do it right
>birate it
>download based mods, whites only and no troons
>explore hogwarts
>explore hogsmeade
>uninstall wizard
Makes for a great weekend
>whites only and no troons
do you have to go to some dumb website to get those?
just a rentry set up by the good folks over at /hpgg/ on /vg/
No you write them yourself
here you go anon
https://basedmods.eth.limo/browse/
You'll want the non-newtonian mod collection (the name makes sense when you see the image) https://rentry.org/Non-NewtonianMods
way out of date
oh
BUILT for shota wiener
You mean built for me.
Professor Garlick is built for dicky I'm afraid
Way too much talking. A troony in the first two hours. Ubishit slop
Kino and a hot herbology teacher and a very subtle dab on trannies for like 2 minutes
you're literally not allowed to create a white character
Why are you lying?
If that's the lightest skin tone in the game and not a mod, it still looks swarthy in the light. Go ahead and compare to the palest NPCs.
You are mentally ill.
>posts the spitting image of that Mexican actress playing White roles like Wednesday
>angry when told Mexicans aren’t White
Go blow some leaves.
This is why statistics in America are bullshit. Every beaner in the country claims they’re White.
>Looking for a change are we?
>No hablo ingles.
She's clearly a lebanese mutt.
>Yo onions anglo
>Looking for a green card, are we?
its a very boring ubislop type open world game so your enjoyment is entirely dependent on how much you want to walk around and look at harry potter stuff.
total goblin death
Everyone hating on Hog Legacy is actually a sleeper discord troony psyop bot mad at JK and Sir Ryan for dabbing on trannies forever btfo. This game was a fricking hit, I work at Best Buy and we moved thousands of these in a small town of like 200k. It was almost the most popular game this year besides your basic Madden/CoD gays.
Get shit on ynwbaw etc.
>no tomboygf to kill goblins with
That’s a good looking dude.
kys dyke
Nice Adam’s apple.
Harry Potter deserves a better video game whose appeal is the same as that of the books and movies: being a student at Hogwarts. There's no need to force the player into some storyline about goblin racewar or whatever. There's no need for Arkham-style action combat. You just need the greatest hits:
>getting matched with a wand at Ollivander's
>getting sorted by the Sorting Hat
>winning/losing House Points; winning/losing the House Cup at the end of each year
>brewing, being able to use potions (e.g., polyjuice)
>learning spells
>unfolding access to secret areas in the castle
>triwizard tournament
>quidditch
This game literally has all of those things, though.
except for the last two, you can do all those things, and the open world and battle mechanics is just a bonus.
needs more dueling club though
>mfw I brew my potions, go out to the open world and lay waste
S-s-sauce?!
>Hasn't seen Under Siege.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Potions are OP as frick when you put talents into them.
It has almost all of those, but not nearly as thoroughly developed and immersive as they should be
Boggles my mind how much millenials loved school. The most annoying time in my life was when all the cool action cartoons were cancelled for shit like Recess and the Harry Potter books shot up the best seller lists.
I can't get this game to fricking run properly. I have an RTX 4080 and it stutters like crazy. It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long it takes to fill up my GPU memory but then it hits 100% memory usage and stays there and runs like shit all the while.
>It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long
How much ram do you have? It almost sounds like you're running out and you have your pagefile on a platter disc and it's struggling to barely keep up.
The vram it sucks is ridiculous, play mid-high settings
He's got a 4080. Unless he's trying to render at 8k or something I can't imagine it's the vram that's to blame. I run it fine at 1440p on a 2080ti on mostly highs and ultras and can hit framecap with dlss enabled with everything at max.
Runs at a solid 60FPS on PS5.
boring ass moviegame
>moviegame
I remember literal gays saying this back in 2002 because they were upset their gaycube only got fischer price shit. It blows my mind that third world browns flooding the internet have brought it back. I wonder what other homosexual moron shit you'll flood the internet with.
Explain how this isnt a movie game.
You literally sit your ass down and passively consume the game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences, you cant make any builds, there's no systems to tinker with or playstyles you create.
Come on midwit, explain how it's not a moviegame
Tetris is a movie game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences in Tetris, you cant make any builds in Tetris, there's no systems to tinker with in Tetris or playstyles you create in Tetris. Ugh, Tetris, what a movie game!
You're meme poisoned garbled tard language is embarrassing. Don't reply to me again, you're beneath me.
Tetris gets very difficult, not to mention you can be extremely creative in Tetris.
This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong. Their egos are too big to just recognize they're wrong shut the frick up, so they post moronic shit like this.
Frick off back to your assassins creed tier movie game, moron.
>This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong.
Incoherent ranting and tard logic like you're doing? Go be "creative" in Tetris, that infamous movie game. You slobbering dog of a subhuman. Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is for a creature like you to even be talking to me?
>moviegame casual moron shitting on glorious tetris
frick off zoomer
The RPG autist cannot understand linear games... It isn't a movie-game, it's a fricking game. You interact with it. You control your character and have to engage in the action and defeat enemies in order to complete it. It's no different from Mario or Zelda in that respect. Not every game needs fricking character builds or customization to be fun.
hilariously squareenix took this to heart, pretty sure their biggest final homosexualry games are non-RPGs devoid of character builds or customization.
then again they're jarpig shit pandering to americans to begin with, and are indeed movie games in the end
>it's SUPPOSED to be boring as frick
ah sorry!!! ok then!!!
I don't get how people thought this would be any good
A good modern Harry Potter game just cannot be done
The Harry Potter games were great as a dumb kid but now it's impossible to really satisfy it
The game could have been perfect if they honed doubled down on things like dueling club and castle secrets/exploration, and added things like quidditch, proper house point system, wizards chess club and other cool clubs, actual lessons that influence spell progression etc. Instead, they prioritised making the map massive which resulted in a huge empty, repetitive world with nothing to actually do in it. The game could have very easily been great.
>Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
>Teach us something, please,
>Whether we be old and bald
>Or young with scabby knees,
>Our heads could do with filling
>With some interesting stuff,
>For now they’re bare and full of air,
>Dead flies and bits of fluff,
>So teach us things worth knowing,
>Bring back what we’ve forgot,
>Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
>And learn until our brains all rot.