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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for
    >Cinemaphile

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your thread being deleted because you made it on the wrong board, numbnuts

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A video game, and certainly not a film or television program

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, have you ever been to Cinemaphile? Some folks there complain that many new video games these days are just cinematic walking simulators with sparse(or maybe not sparse) gun fights and some puzzles. I remember watching some streamer play Alan Wake 2 and had to fast forward or rewind to get to the parts where he was shooting something to see what the gameplay was like.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still not an excuse to be posting this dogshit on Television & Film. Get back to your containment board, Cinemaphileermin.
        Wrong board

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's, y'know, it's fine. Too many Black folk. But I never talked to them after meeting.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    REVELIO
    And comfy castle-school exploring

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad so much of the game forces you to leave Hogwarts. The castle was absolutely amazing in terms of detail and atmosphere. Outside the castle it became a rather generic AAA open world slopfest.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >comfy castle-school exploring
        For about an hour before the castle becomes a backdrop to a 20 hour game where you explore the same tiny hamlet with 100 different names over and over again. Game would have been so much better if they cut the size of the map into 1/3 or even 1/4 and fleshed out the school, forbidden forest and hogsmeade more, and maybe let you go to Diagon Alley or something.

        Yeah, open world is so-so. And I’m not a book gay so I don’t get the same enjoyment of most areas in the school. Game is definitely for big fans.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comfy castle-school exploring
      For about an hour before the castle becomes a backdrop to a 20 hour game where you explore the same tiny hamlet with 100 different names over and over again. Game would have been so much better if they cut the size of the map into 1/3 or even 1/4 and fleshed out the school, forbidden forest and hogsmeade more, and maybe let you go to Diagon Alley or something.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's easily an 80 hour game if you fully explore everything. Hogwarts alone will eat up 30 hours of your time, and I thoroughly enjoyed exploring the castle and doing all the quests in it. I just dreaded anything that forced me to leave the school, cause it was all so monotonous out in the countryside. Flying only marginally made up for it, but the gay stamina system was an unnecessary hobble on an otherwise great mechanic. It's fricking magic why do I need a stamina bar to fly really fast? Frick off.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t there literal Black persontrannies in this?
    Shan’t be playing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is one troony and there's a mod that AI replaces his voice with a female one and modifies his sprite to look less mannish. I'm reasonably sure the barmaid was an actual woman originally and they turned her into a troony after all the controversy and boycot talk on social media.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting to mod sir ryan out
        why lmao it's fricking hilarious

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cause it's fricking jarring.
          >19th century
          >somehow a troony exists
          >a WIZARD troony that can literally turn a human being into anything with magic, chooses to be a mutilated freak of nature instead of just magically turning themselves into a woman
          >could've had Sir Ryan be a normal gorgeous girl and go "you know I used to be a man once, before the accident"
          >instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >instead we get husky voiced man faced freak job that shouldn't exist in 1800s Britain
            That's why it's funny. He could have just polyjuiced himself or whatever other magic bullshit exists in the universe to remake his body in his mental image, but he's a nut and trooned out instead. I guess I can see where that might be a bridge too far for some but it seemed perfectly on brand to me and I thought it was fricking hilarious the first time "she" opened "her" mouth and spoke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one troony you're forced to interact with. Makes absolutely no sense at all given the setting, but they still shoehorned it in probably as a sop to the Twitter mob that still didn't bother to play the game. Also yeah it's filled with darkies to a ridiculous degree. Fully half the student body is non-white. Makes you wonder where they all went. What did Dumbledore do to all the indians, pakis, Chinese, and Africans at Hogwarts? Why was the school 95% white in the 1990s?

        >advertising cosmetic castration to children
        Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh SHANT be playing this pedophile game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's one troony you're forced to interact with. Makes absolutely no sense at all given the setting, but they still shoehorned it in probably as a sop to the Twitter mob that still didn't bother to play the game. Also yeah it's filled with darkies to a ridiculous degree. Fully half the student body is non-white. Makes you wonder where they all went. What did Dumbledore do to all the indians, pakis, Chinese, and Africans at Hogwarts? Why was the school 95% white in the 1990s?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any attractive female characters in this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking herbology class

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the students are quite cute if you like them young. If not, the Herbology professor is a 10/10 bombshell.

        Also make your own cutie so you can see her all the time and dress her up.

        based
        gonna LARP in this game
        and then write fanfics if she is sexy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is zero chance the character actually looks like this. Does look like someone I knew irl though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn’t know what? That she actually has a giant israelite nose and a weird man jaw ? The ai pic I replied to looks like a real actually beautiful girl I know, that looks like a frumpy uggo.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is the sexy character in games now
            wow

            *sip* remember ivy in sciv...rachel in ninja gaiden

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol, she looks like a Mongolian steppe prostitute bred on thick cheese. Zoomers are truly mind broken.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is easily the prettiest (adult) girl in the game. And has a fat arse too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can tell this snowbunny takes massive bbcs in her personal garden

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is a lesbian.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that’s a good thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the students are quite cute if you like them young. If not, the Herbology professor is a 10/10 bombshell.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw zenobia will never play with your gobstones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also make your own cutie so you can see her all the time and dress her up.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick Ravenclaw
    >get a cowardly little homosexual as your tagalong
    >pick Gryffindor
    >get the pushiest, preachiest c**t in the universe as your tag along
    >pick Hufflepuff
    >get an autistic nutjob who nearly gets you killed several times as your companion
    >pick Slytherin
    >get the best bro in the universe
    >"Rat out my mate? nah, never. It was I who snuck into the library after hours, alone."
    >"Hey bro wanna learn some dangerous spells they won't teach you in class? Nah you don't have to pay me, you're cool."
    >"Hey so here's how you do an unforgivable curse, might be useful."
    >"God I hate goblins so much."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poppy Sweety is A CUTE and can do no wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lol let's just infiltrate a dark wizard smuggling ring by ourselves!
        >lol let's go steal an egg from a dragon!
        she's a fricking psycho

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, psycho in the sheets

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I take the preachy loser and go do horrible things they don't approve of?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly they didn't program that level of interaction with the NPCs. It's actually kind of funny taking the goody two shoes Gryffindor c**t along for your missions and then using a bunch of unforgivable curses on enemies in the open world segments. Since it's not scripted they don't have any reaction no matter what kind of fricked shit you do.

        >freeze a dude solid
        >slice him in half
        >expelliarmus the goblin next to him
        >catch his weapon midair with leviosa and slam it into his skull
        >crucio his mate
        >it chains to all nearby enemies and causes them to be curse-linked
        >AVADA KEDAVRA
        >they all die instantly
        >Gryffindor c**t: "Wow you sure showed them!" (generic end of combat line)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the classic:
          >use ancient magic to just straight up explode somebody, reduce them to atoms
          >"You should be ashamed for poaching those magical creatures!"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the classic:
          >use ancient magic to just straight up explode somebody, reduce them to atoms
          >"You should be ashamed for poaching those magical creatures!"

          >goblin camp, troll guarding it
          >imperio troll
          >it turns around and charges the goblins, killing them quickly
          >it turns around staring at me like a dumb dog waiting for its next order
          >ancient magic turns it into a bug and I squash it with my foot
          >"Ranrok forced me to do this!" I cry, looting their bodies for mushrooms and galleons
          I'm the good guy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you didn't sell out sebastian you're a homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude kills his uncle and loses his sister forever. He has nothing left but become a dark wizard. Gotta turn him in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played it, but watching some of it online it seems like the secret canon was designed definitively as a Slytherin barely holding in their sociopathy for a greater cause (reigning in the ~~*goblin*~~ menace for humankind).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really was amazing how they tried to make the most hatable Griffyndor ever.. First words out of her mouth are that Hogwarts sucks compared to Uagadou and that wands are quaint and useless. Really leaned into it.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    comfy castle and moronic characters. literally all but like 3 wizards and witches legitimately talk and act like they have a mental disability

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expect 9/10 of the professors to be female or a minority. Or both.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got this game with my ps5 and couldn’t get past the first hour, death to ubisoft

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    need mods for erp servers

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn someone into a bomb
    >hurl them at their comrade killing both
    Yes the forbidden spells are evil. However!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No we won't teach you how to cast confringo, it's a dangerous spell!
      >Anyway, here's how you can use leviosa to throw an anvil at a man's head faster than the eye can see

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >levioso cat
        >repulso!
        But I think they stopped that from happening later.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    any cute e-girls in this gam- i mean movie?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A couple. My favorite is Zenobia, the uppity little Ravenclaw first year. You can either help her or bully her, whichever you think is more fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh boy are there ever! No not really because they knew what would happen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zenobia is pretty cute, in a bratty sort of way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >obsessed with squirting
          Oh my.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feeding Zenobia hypersensitivity potions

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casting imperio on Zenobia, or casting patrificus totalus on Zenobia?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            engorgio on her bean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          built for BHC (Big Hagrid wiener)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hagrid isn't even born when this takes place, she'd be an old maid when he was at Hogwarts

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              shut up homosexual

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              replace Hagrid with a giant then

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 if you do it right
    >birate it
    >download based mods, whites only and no troons
    >explore hogwarts
    >explore hogsmeade
    >uninstall wizard
    Makes for a great weekend

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whites only and no troons
      do you have to go to some dumb website to get those?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        just a rentry set up by the good folks over at /hpgg/ on /vg/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you write them yourself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        here you go anon
        https://basedmods.eth.limo/browse/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll want the non-newtonian mod collection (the name makes sense when you see the image) https://rentry.org/Non-NewtonianMods

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          way out of date

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT for shota wiener

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean built for me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Professor Garlick is built for dicky I'm afraid

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Way too much talking. A troony in the first two hours. Ubishit slop

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino and a hot herbology teacher and a very subtle dab on trannies for like 2 minutes

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're literally not allowed to create a white character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you lying?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the lightest skin tone in the game and not a mod, it still looks swarthy in the light. Go ahead and compare to the palest NPCs.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why statistics in America are bullshit. Every beaner in the country claims they’re White.

          You are mentally ill.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posts the spitting image of that Mexican actress playing White roles like Wednesday
            >angry when told Mexicans aren’t White
            Go blow some leaves.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why statistics in America are bullshit. Every beaner in the country claims they’re White.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looking for a change are we?
        >No hablo ingles.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's clearly a lebanese mutt.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yo onions anglo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looking for a green card, are we?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a very boring ubislop type open world game so your enjoyment is entirely dependent on how much you want to walk around and look at harry potter stuff.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    total goblin death

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hating on Hog Legacy is actually a sleeper discord troony psyop bot mad at JK and Sir Ryan for dabbing on trannies forever btfo. This game was a fricking hit, I work at Best Buy and we moved thousands of these in a small town of like 200k. It was almost the most popular game this year besides your basic Madden/CoD gays.
    Get shit on ynwbaw etc.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no tomboygf to kill goblins with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a good looking dude.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys dyke

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Adam’s apple.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter deserves a better video game whose appeal is the same as that of the books and movies: being a student at Hogwarts. There's no need to force the player into some storyline about goblin racewar or whatever. There's no need for Arkham-style action combat. You just need the greatest hits:
    >getting matched with a wand at Ollivander's
    >getting sorted by the Sorting Hat
    >winning/losing House Points; winning/losing the House Cup at the end of each year
    >brewing, being able to use potions (e.g., polyjuice)
    >learning spells
    >unfolding access to secret areas in the castle
    >triwizard tournament
    >quidditch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game literally has all of those things, though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      except for the last two, you can do all those things, and the open world and battle mechanics is just a bonus.
      needs more dueling club though

      >mfw I brew my potions, go out to the open world and lay waste

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        S-s-sauce?!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hasn't seen Under Siege.

          Isn't it past your bedtime?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Potions are OP as frick when you put talents into them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has almost all of those, but not nearly as thoroughly developed and immersive as they should be

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boggles my mind how much millenials loved school. The most annoying time in my life was when all the cool action cartoons were cancelled for shit like Recess and the Harry Potter books shot up the best seller lists.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get this game to fricking run properly. I have an RTX 4080 and it stutters like crazy. It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long it takes to fill up my GPU memory but then it hits 100% memory usage and stays there and runs like shit all the while.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It runs smoothly for a few minutes or however long
      How much ram do you have? It almost sounds like you're running out and you have your pagefile on a platter disc and it's struggling to barely keep up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The vram it sucks is ridiculous, play mid-high settings

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's got a 4080. Unless he's trying to render at 8k or something I can't imagine it's the vram that's to blame. I run it fine at 1440p on a 2080ti on mostly highs and ultras and can hit framecap with dlss enabled with everything at max.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Runs at a solid 60FPS on PS5.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring ass moviegame

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moviegame
      I remember literal gays saying this back in 2002 because they were upset their gaycube only got fischer price shit. It blows my mind that third world browns flooding the internet have brought it back. I wonder what other homosexual moron shit you'll flood the internet with.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain how this isnt a movie game.
        You literally sit your ass down and passively consume the game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences, you cant make any builds, there's no systems to tinker with or playstyles you create.
        Come on midwit, explain how it's not a moviegame

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tetris is a movie game. There are no dialogue choices with different consequences in Tetris, you cant make any builds in Tetris, there's no systems to tinker with in Tetris or playstyles you create in Tetris. Ugh, Tetris, what a movie game!

          You're meme poisoned garbled tard language is embarrassing. Don't reply to me again, you're beneath me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tetris gets very difficult, not to mention you can be extremely creative in Tetris.
            This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong. Their egos are too big to just recognize they're wrong shut the frick up, so they post moronic shit like this.

            Frick off back to your assassins creed tier movie game, moron.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This is what midwits do when they find out they're wrong.
              Incoherent ranting and tard logic like you're doing? Go be "creative" in Tetris, that infamous movie game. You slobbering dog of a subhuman. Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is for a creature like you to even be talking to me?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moviegame casual moron shitting on glorious tetris
                frick off zoomer

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The RPG autist cannot understand linear games... It isn't a movie-game, it's a fricking game. You interact with it. You control your character and have to engage in the action and defeat enemies in order to complete it. It's no different from Mario or Zelda in that respect. Not every game needs fricking character builds or customization to be fun.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            hilariously squareenix took this to heart, pretty sure their biggest final homosexualry games are non-RPGs devoid of character builds or customization.

            then again they're jarpig shit pandering to americans to begin with, and are indeed movie games in the end

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's SUPPOSED to be boring as frick
            ah sorry!!! ok then!!!

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how people thought this would be any good
    A good modern Harry Potter game just cannot be done
    The Harry Potter games were great as a dumb kid but now it's impossible to really satisfy it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game could have been perfect if they honed doubled down on things like dueling club and castle secrets/exploration, and added things like quidditch, proper house point system, wizards chess club and other cool clubs, actual lessons that influence spell progression etc. Instead, they prioritised making the map massive which resulted in a huge empty, repetitive world with nothing to actually do in it. The game could have very easily been great.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
    >Teach us something, please,
    >Whether we be old and bald
    >Or young with scabby knees,
    >Our heads could do with filling
    >With some interesting stuff,
    >For now they’re bare and full of air,
    >Dead flies and bits of fluff,
    >So teach us things worth knowing,
    >Bring back what we’ve forgot,
    >Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
    >And learn until our brains all rot.

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