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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A boring film that will put you to sleep

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    casting by a Cinemaphile poster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        1>2>3

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this but the other way around

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            anyone have the wink webm?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look who decided to leave his goonpit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't give me ideas

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is she like this?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw no bipolar gf

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Evan Peters is cute when he’s chubby

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No baby! Come on!!! your totally going to get nominated for the Oscar. I promise!!! >HEHAay! would I lie to you wicker basket huh!!!
                >L-Look at me bade!!!
                >Look
                >At
                >Meee!
                >You, ah wan ah, go back to the apartment and smash my balls with the pliers some more?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw no bipolar gf

                imagine the rape

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone have a webm version of this?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is her head so big?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does she threaten the man behind the camera?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, it's two different actresses? I thought 1 and 2 were the same. I am completely blind.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Movie sucks, but it's mandatory Cinemaphile viewing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true they were all in their prime but not for acting

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Excuse me, wrong room.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shipka is a fantastic actress.

      I never seen sabrina, bur from the pictures I've saw is similar to this movie. can somebody confirm this?
      it is probably the reason why she was choosen.
      she completely mogs nepotist emma in the acting chops. Emma is just there. looks like a completely different character, while shipka looks very deranged and autistic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shipka is god tier in blackcoat's daughter but she's not that good in Sabrina. That said, it's mostly great show and she looks cute

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, really opressive atmosphere.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a comfy and spooky film with cute girls in it. Enjoy.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total trash, don't do it

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the best emma webm where she takes a swig of the jack daniels?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    easily top 3 horrors made this century. Saw this like 5 times

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was really good. Strange it only got a 5.7 or so on IMDB. This was A24 at its best.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange it only got a 5.7 or so on IMDB
      Not strange, it's shit. It's strange when shit movies get high ratings. 5.7 is high as frick for this trash
      >A24 at its best.
      Yeah, total garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imdb
      i stopped noticing those ratings years ago. They say nothing to me. Every unusual (not necessarily bad) movie will have low rating. They are worth shit

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It filters morons better than most but has the unfortunate side effect of getting most of it's attention from perverts who could care less for what is actually being shown.
    So, high art.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who could care less

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when these morons said this was one of the best horror movies ever made?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's 2deep4u

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which episode of rick and morty?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a single half decent idea stretched into an entire film. pretty shite

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's not bad, it's a slow burn
    No, it's shit

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I only like girls who were horribly abused as children
    have a nice day

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His second feature is an even bigger filter but doesn't have waifus.
    Hansel and Gretel sucked tho.
    He is making a movie with Nic Cage where Cage plays a serial killer I think, that could be good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucy Boynton
      >Rose Leslie
      >not waifus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hansel and Gretal was good tho

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day, e-girl hating scum. What made you hate little girls so much? Did one bully you?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coombies will defend this meandering mess of a indie slow art film trash
    For a kino take of the genre check out
    I am the pretty thing that lives in this house
    It’s on or was on shitflicks but it’s actually art horror done right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's from the same director, it's his second film.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked Blackcoat's Daughter and I found I am the pretty... to be boring as hell.
      I think it was too art house for me.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember 2014 Cinemaphile

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    “Slow burn” gets tossed around all the time and is a euphemism for boring, dull, and slow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boring
      Extremely subjective. Often the problem is that the person just wants the movie to do the work for them instead of actively engaging and getting yourself in the mood in which you can immerse yourself in the atmosphere presented.
      >dull
      OP movie and really Oz Perkins films are not dull. They have a good visual aesthetic, set up mood well, and have interesting ideas, particularly I like how he used flashbacks in his second film. Even his Hansel And Gretel film which I did not like I can't call dull.
      >slow
      Yes, the worss "slow burn" imply the slow pacing.
      It's fine when someone doesn't like something like this, but for some reason those people often can't comprehend why someone else does and threw around schizo shit like "everyone else is pretending to like it" or something.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a moron

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order and an amazing performance by "hey I know him from somewhere, he's great!"

    Give it a go u won't regret it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dexter's dad, yeah he was awesome in this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could have sworn he played a secretary or political bigwig in Oppenheimer. "We shouldn't bomb Kyoto me and my wife vacation there"

        He delivered that shit perfectly whole theater gasped a bit.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A great film

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good slowburn horror

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