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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reddit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's entertaining

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Facebook

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you're a midwit, which you probably are, get ready have your mind blown. if you're above average intelligence, get ready to fall asleep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      emotionally enriched film

      lmao
      >im bored therefore im smart
      narrow horizons much? go jerk off fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw too intelligent to enjoy television & film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A midwit is supposed to be someone with above average intelligence kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        by definition it's perfectly average intelligence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.midwit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit meme is how Dunning Krugers cope

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty
    Martial Arts
    Asians
    Laundry Jokes
    Paper Cuts
    Violence level is low because anthing over the top is funny..oh yeah this movie is very funny. I filed it under my Action/Comedy USB

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's extremely reddit,, also boring.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A24’s take on Doctor Strange.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    overhyped reddit garbage shilled by chinks

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lesbian.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    havent seen it but it looks like a mashup of these 2 films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A mix between those two would be better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you! Someone else got the KFH vibes. Good silly action

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure fricking kino.
    Any movie that triggers Cinemaphile is great.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe overload

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good movie about crazy asian people

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on your tolerance of random = funny humor. I thought some jokes funny but others felt slightly cringe and dated. Action is decent, better than capeshit at least. The movie handles its themes and characters competently. If you've seen any decent multiverse shit before it won't blow your mind but the concept works for the story it's telling. Decent movie, slightly too long. 7/10.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a casting director actually trying to convince you a mainland Chinese couple can have a child that looks like shes from the depths of the Philippine jungle. It was too distracting for me.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Matrix mixed with Cloud Atlas but chinkified

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch a movie with Asians or an Asian lead only if I'm 100% guaranteed that there will be WMAF romance in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just move to canada lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling I'd regret it, and anyhow doesn't Canada make any movies? Why are all Canadian stars in Hollywood?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Canada makes movies (Lionsgate being one of the big studios, named after the bridge in Vancouver.) but there are simply more Americans in the world, and more American infrastructure to make use of.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Canadians are Americans, and Canada is another apendage of American infrastructure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even Canadians want to move to Canada

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >from the twisted mind of Chloe Zhao

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy Poor Asians

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An underrated experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What even is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a concert

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A two hour long PSA for the IRS

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird mix of comedy and drama with a little action

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Middlebrow tryhard melodrama full of quirks and references but mediocre as cinema

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >middlebrow
      You are such a fricking moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for proving my point. That's this dreck's average audiences: midwits who assume it is 1)deep and 2)groundbreaking. It's shit.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting ending, but very sad.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically had to hold tears back during the hot dog fingers lesbo piano moment

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cried like a b***h. I was trying to hold it in because I'm like I'm not going to cry over this silly movie and I was shaking and vibrating until it just all came out and I sobbed. I cry at lots of movies though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had no effect on me, I wish they got Jackie. The script is obviously retooled from a Jackie vessel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie is too old now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        honestly would prefer ancient jackie over this tired dogfaced b***h. unfortunately she's probably going to continue playing the same wu-shit character till she dies at age 115

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Facebook memes the movie

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A movie that's not as funny as it thinks it is but has some imaginative directing and heartfelt family drama. Also, Michelle Yeoh is an absolute treasure.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    homosexual ass mom/daughter horse shit as if motherhood is amazing if it's viewed through the lens of chinese people. Shallow "omg ur gay I accept you" bullshit that no one wants to sit through.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a very superficial read of the film that seems to start and stop with the sex and sexuality of the main characters.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of movies take pretty banal themes or philosophies and dress themselves up as insightful and pretentious and overly serious. This is a movie that takes a slightly more interesting (but still fairly basic) theme and dresses it down as an action comedy. For me, it seems like they're having fun exploring the ideas and it didn't strike me as overly pretentious or preachy, so I enjoyed it.

    It's not revolutionary and falls short of mind blowing, but it's entertaining and will make you think. It's kind of like the most intelligent movie you could make that still appeals to Marvel watchers.

    I'd give it like a 7.5 or 8 out of 10.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The central conflict is the mom accepting her lesbo daughter. That's the flick.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    china pandering in the form of a mixture of references to previous popular movies.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen The Butterfly Effect?
    It's like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the part where the mom strangles her infant daughter with the umbilical cord was insane.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wacky family drama. A bit preachy but good overall. Would watch again in a year

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Asian people participating in white supremacy by diminishing real problems in the AAPI community

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely israeli globohomosexual shit

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this movie was Armond White dabbing on it. Should tell you everything you need to know.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese immigrants
    >owning a laundromat
    Excuse me, but this is Armenian turf.

    Cultural appropriation baka.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like leftist trash with unnecessary vulgarity. Plus someone posted the ending and it's reddirtcore with rocks talking to each other. Wow LE QUIRKLY

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