a really interesting premise that sucks you in and constantly disappoints by shifting focus away from the antagonists with the good scenes comprising maybe 10% of the show
YO.... >camera spins around street
...PURGATORY... is like a village >*bell rings*
You have all these townsfolk... >*wiggles talisman in front of face*
on the SAME highway.... >*metallic clang echoes*
But at the end of the day.... >camera goes up his nostril
The road only goes >*split second flash of man's corpse*......
....where the director wants. >*bell rings*
is it actually produced by Bad Robot Inc lmao? i scanned through a thread about it a few days ago & my first thought was that this seems exactly like the sort of directionless fake-meaningful mystery box slop JJ has spent his entire joke of a career as a creator shitting out
they will edge you with an interesting mystery premise in season 1, season 2 is almost nonstop ball busting torture. Better watch this nifty little flick called The Pope's Exorcist.
Episode format >every episode is shot/reverse shot with bad to mid acting >random visions to tease something that will never be revealed >end every episode in a cliffhanger that will be resolved offscreen between episodes >half the plotlines are dropped every season
Utter moronation. >oh yes, I shall leave my child alone in a room where vampires come to her window seducing her at night, what could possibly go wrong?
A mystery box where the writers haven't actually figured out what the mystery is so you just get unsatisfying edged for two seasons.
Also, to facilitate the above everyone is painfully moronic, never communicates or tries any sort of obvious plan anyone else would think up in 5 minutes.
I gotta go... sorry
Who says that
fb;bp
It's important to understand... I gotta go.
Nothing
We can't talk about it now!
scariest shit ever, according to Cinemaphile and the form general they always make.
a trap
A difficult to Google/search for TV show where plot threads go nowhere and characters do nothing but talk about their feelings for 80% of the time.
The show is the first result in search engines I never even use.
At least Lost showed flashbacks instead of just telling
What are you searching for? "from"? jej
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Ankooey
Post the boobs
a really interesting premise that sucks you in and constantly disappoints by shifting focus away from the antagonists with the good scenes comprising maybe 10% of the show
fun memes while Cinemaphile shits on it
Did they reveal the mystery? I am not watching if they haven't revealed the mystery about the town and the creatures and that boy in white.
YO....
>camera spins around street
...PURGATORY... is like a village
>*bell rings*
You have all these townsfolk...
>*wiggles talisman in front of face*
on the SAME highway....
>*metallic clang echoes*
But at the end of the day....
>camera goes up his nostril
The road only goes
>*split second flash of man's corpse*......
....where the director wants.
>*bell rings*
THAT'S life in FROM City...
>*woman's lesbian grunt echoes in the background*
I can't talk about that right now.
we'll talk later
Let's change the subject.
Typical mystery box bullshit from the Bad Reboot
gang.
is it actually produced by Bad Robot Inc lmao? i scanned through a thread about it a few days ago & my first thought was that this seems exactly like the sort of directionless fake-meaningful mystery box slop JJ has spent his entire joke of a career as a creator shitting out
they will edge you with an interesting mystery premise in season 1, season 2 is almost nonstop ball busting torture. Better watch this nifty little flick called The Pope's Exorcist.
Episode format
>every episode is shot/reverse shot with bad to mid acting
>random visions to tease something that will never be revealed
>end every episode in a cliffhanger that will be resolved offscreen between episodes
>half the plotlines are dropped every season
season 2 is so bad i cant finish, physically i cant its so bad, i cant finish ep10 its so bad
I gotta go!
Utter moronation.
>oh yes, I shall leave my child alone in a room where vampires come to her window seducing her at night, what could possibly go wrong?
Ghouls
I quit after the first ep., memory is hazy.
what you really gotta know is...look I don't have time for this right now
A mystery box where the writers haven't actually figured out what the mystery is so you just get unsatisfying edged for two seasons.
Also, to facilitate the above everyone is painfully moronic, never communicates or tries any sort of obvious plan anyone else would think up in 5 minutes.
4 perfect breasts