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>crashing this prison… with no survivors!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino
    and a sad reminder that bronson is still in prison simply because it is impossible for him to shut his mouth during a parole trial

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldnt be able to deal with the outside world

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well he said all he wants to do now do caravanning and do his art, not sure he's ever going to do that now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's all well and good until someone does or says something he doesnt like. If he cant control his mouth in a parole hearing he cant be trusted to control his behaviour on the outside when inevitably he is going to come across something that annoys him. I feel bad for him but the reality is he cant be trusted. Maybe there need to be a compromise and he gets weekly escorted days out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has never been able to properly assimilate. I read his book and you almost feel bad for the guy with how hooked he is on the system. He's spent more of his life in prison than out and just can't function. Even now aways w his more "peaceful" attitude, lord knows what would set him off to a point of no turning back. The minute he gets fooled by a tyranny he's likely to kill someone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kinda things does he say

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well during his last parole he constantly told the judges to get the frick on with it, he had no sympathy for the people he took hostage and said some people do deserve "a good slap"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He told no lies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow what a blood curdling psychopath
          life in prison deserved

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        death to false sink shitters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he will never deliver

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is clearly a shizo. Just look at his "art".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You jelly.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the opening is pure kino

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF I JERK THE HANDLE

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PÁJAROS!
    >You fackin' what?
    >Birds, Charlie. I'm studying Spanish.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depression Kino

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR
    wiener
    TAILS

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl in America this dude would get chewed up and spit out like a wad of gum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wouldn't. America doesn't even have hooligan culture.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        American prisons are third world tier dude, in jail if you don't wear your shoes in the day room you'll get jumped by every gang under the sun until you figure it out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        whatever that is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hooligan culture
        wherein the last remaining testosterone in some yuro shithole is spent beating the frick out of each other over soccer teams. wow you sure showed him b

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude loves to fight, so I doubt it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, until a group of 5 dudes tells him to cell up and each of them has a deck of cards in their hand

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whats this mean in English?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cell up means get into a cell and shut the door, we're going to fight
            Packing your palm with cards makes your punches significantly more dangerous.
            You're honestly in a good place not having known this tbh

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to clarify, when I say Brosnan would have a tough time in American prison, I'm not trying to make a dig at him, I'm saying that American prisons are subhuman misery holes that defy belief.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally watching it bros, he just made it to the psych ward. Great so far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop live tweeting and fricking watch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        chill mate I just wanted to read the thread I made

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Refn's best film

    Better than Drive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His best films are Pusher 2, Valhalla Rising and Only God Forgives, in that order.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Valhalla rising sucked balls. You’re right about pusher 2 being his best.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a great movie. You're just too pleb to enjoy true eurokino.
          I rewatch it every year alongside Que Dios nos perdona and 8 1/2.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's right. It's a shite movie. Refn peaked with Bronson.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Valhalla rising sucked balls. You’re right about pusher 2 being his best.

        since when do people say Pusher 2 is a good movie? first one sucled

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”He looks awesome and I’m so fricking proud of him… wouldn’t want to meet him down a dark alley at 3am. Tom looks more like me than I look like me.”

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where he actually managed to get out of the system

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love women covered in freckles.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only 20 quid?
    >Spare me the Oliver Twist routine. You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fricking nowhere
    >Alright when’s the next one?
    Fricking lol. Surprised the same guy that composed this didn’t do Drive also.

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