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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    degeneracy

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A half-assed porn with any actual attempt at a depth for the story is being thrown away because guess what honey, it has been 5 minutes of run time without a dick or vagoogoo. Better step it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there really dicks in it? I thought Hollywood agreed to no dicks before Boogie Nights threw that right out the window

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood
        These are Italians. I'm not exaggerating when I say directors and producers desire to show dicks and sex in practically every scenes actively messes with the story they probably at some point wanted to tell but abandoned it for shock value and spectical.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >These are Italians
          Ah then yes I do know what I'm in for

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >produced by Penthouse

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best movie to feature a two story head chopping machine that doubles as a vegimatic.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I jerk off to a couple of scenes in this movie

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there atleast sibling incest in this? I would watch it for that alone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening of the movie is Caligula groping his sister while she flashes her genitals with everything else to follow.
      If there is one concrete and fleshed out storyilne in the movie is that Caligula REALLY loved his oni chan.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i heard they're going to release a never version where the entire thing is made up of alternate takes.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wall sized lawnmower chopping peoples heads off

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fisting.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story of a debauched Roman emperor. It more or less sticks to the facts and characters of the time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It more or less sticks to the facts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is one of the weirdest scenes Ive ever seen. The whole movie made me sick in a weird way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit could pass as anti Julio-Claudian propaganda from 1st century without any need for rewrites.

        The Drusilla thing was fake and some of the excesses are exaggerated but not entirely unrealistic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Drusilla thing was fake
          The sex part? I thought it was agreed upon that he was deeply in love with her but that he mostly kept it to himself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit could pass as anti Julio-Claudian propaganda from 1st century without any need for rewrites.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts according to Suetonius and other tabloids of his latter time. Some of the costlier episodes have rather a lot of archaeological evidence to back them up, the lewd or bizarre ones not so much. Of course even long after Vespasian the violence and disproportionate expense of circuses on the public scale was still monstrous by our standards, but sex figured in it no less or more then.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A piece of shit. If you want to watch, wait for the The Ultimate Cut.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern world but if it was ancient Rome

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitaliens

    Seriously just watch porn

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's completely over the top at parts. Yet it it's extremely memorable the sets esp are ambitious and wild. Capri part is for me the highlight.

    Peter O'Toole as Tiberius, John Gielgud, Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, John Steiner, Guido Mannari. How can you not want to see that cast.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. I can't wait for the new cut

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie that got sabotaged by porn producers and it turned into a big budget porn movie against the director's wishes.

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