Ironically the "best" parts of this show were the mulatto Hobbits and the black dwarfess in OP. I'm not saying they were great, but their stories were way better than the snoozefest of rat face Galadriel.
how can anyone look at this scene and not scream KINO
everyone mocked the idea of the black dwarf but her character might be the most enjoyable. her dynamic with Elrond and Durin is legitimately fun to watch
Not having seen this far into the show, is this really the contrived reason Galadriel does not kill Adar right then and there? So that she can kill him last? God, I'm glad I stopped after episode 3.
>Not having seen this far into the show, is this really the contrived reason Galadriel does not kill Adar right then and there? So that she can kill him last?
no
>scrunches nose
She does it when she laughs too,
I actually know somebody that does the same. It's a bit off-putting when you first meet them because its typically associated with *disgust* but you soon get used to it. It's not something they can control anyway
>"your kind" >he says he's an elf >"die orc mongrel!"
What the frick is happening in that scene? When she says "your kind" did she really just mean orcs (which the guy is clearly not)? Or did she just mean worshippers of the dark? I think those captions were made by an anon and I just revealed my newbie
It's all you can do for them. Free their immortal soul if they have one, destroy a soulless golem if they don't.
Remind of the Third Age for for Mount&Blade who casually drop >The forces of Good can take human prisonners, but of course will take no orcs prisonners, as per canon.
everyone mocked the idea of the black dwarf but her character might be the most enjoyable. her dynamic with Elrond and Durin is legitimately fun to watch
Series is dogshit but despite all the hate she got, she is honestly a pretty alright character. The whole not-hobbit / Gandalf plot line can frick right off.
great show but not for people who have their brains raped by tiktok. In my library club (literally no one uses tiktok) almost everyone liked it. That's because people who have tiktok brain are only capable of perceiving something on the most shallow, basic level. They basically just want lights and sounds in front of them. It doesn't matter what it says, what thought or emotions it provokes. As long as it is flashy and noisy, they will mindlessly scroll that shit for hours, looking like zombies. Those people are unable to enjoy something like rings of power. It's too slow and boring for them because they lack the apparatus to receive the intellectual, emotional or aesthetical subtexts in every scene. How do you even define something as slow? Movie/show feels slow when it stays too long in one scene/moment/beat, when the scene stops delivering but it's still going. That's what people mean when they say something is slow. I literally never felt that watching this show. I saw it twice with pleasure and will watch it once more before S2. But for zoomers it's like watching a comedy when they don't understand any of the jokes. Of course it will seem unfunny to them
>great show
stopped reading there, its full off Black person elves and Black person dwarves and Black person Númenóreans made specifically for Black person cattle like yourself
>stopped reading there, its full off Black person elves and Black person dwarves and Black person Númenóreans made specifically for Black person cattle like yourself
you sound like a smart guy
8 months ago
Anonymous
you sound like the right type of homosexual this slop appeals to, have a nice day
8 months ago
Anonymous
Definitely smarter than someone who appreciates that butchery of Tolkien's work
The showrunners of Rings of Power were inspired by TikTok that's why they made the Sauron/Galadriel romance a thing, the Galadriel actress only learned about Tolkien on Tik Tok
>The showrunners of Rings of Power were inspired by TikTok that's why they made the Sauron/Galadriel romance a thing
they made it a thing because of John Milton and his idea of stupid sexy devil and evil being tempting seductive but how would you know
>the Galadriel actress only learned about Tolkien on Tik Tok
because she's dyslexic
8 months ago
Anonymous
They made it because tumblr roasties and they coudn't for the life of them understand Sauron and Galadriel "mind battle" kys shill
It's not for people who don't use TikTok either. Bad writing from an amateur staff that JJ Abrams recommended. Bad pacing. Bad costume design. Bad plot. Obvious twist. Empty uninteresting characters. Looked pretty, but was soulless none the less. Honestly, the woke girl boss stuff didn't even matter. The one thing I do like is if I encounter anyone who likes the show I instantly know they have a potato IQ and should be avoided for opinions on all things.
Amazons contract to be able to use Tolkien's IP forces them to make five seasons and pay the Tolkien state the full contract price regardless of the profit so yeah, the series could literally have no one watching and they will still make 5 seasons of it
I know Cinemaphile likes to be all contrarian and shit but pretty much anyone with half a functionning brain will drop that shit before the half of season 1.
It just really is terrible.
>be me a few weeks ago >bad thunderstorms in area >parents house loses electricity >dad stops by to take a shower >afterwards we're just chatting >ask him if he wants to watch the LOTR show >he immediately starts griping but gives in >fire up the first episode >he spends the entire time complaining about how woke it is, why are there black hobbits, elves, and dwarves, how Galadriel is now a girl boss >first episode ends, ask him if he wants to watch another >he makes some weak excuse and says he has to leave >storms out without even saying goodbye
Frick you Jeff Bezos, I just wanted to spend some quality time with my old man.
they are getting mad at people liking the show because they weren't allowed to like it. They were told by hivemind to hate it. Every NPC is seething at people who can think for themselves
quality of the show aside, you don't act like that with every show/movie. Only with those that youtubers told you to hate. Funny coincidence
Boring girl boss and diversity show made by midwits for midwits who dont even like Lotr.
If you want to make a product good you have to treat it like a living organism.
You have to make it so the hardcore fans love it.
The hardcore fans will praise it, take time to write articles about it, leading the mediocre fans to go watch as well.
The mediocre fans will make the normies/npcs go watch who wont want to be left out of le current thing conversation.
What modern hollyisraelite producers do is they try to bring in the masses of normies who never cared in the first place. It fails of course.
They should have hired literal Lotr nerd, have them hire the most beautiful European actors and let them cook.
Instead, they put together a team of multiverse diverse yassqueens and gays who only care about Friends reruns...
The actor doesnt even have a pretty or likeable face.
She has a face that screams I cry all day, I have low self esteem, I have a woman psychologist etc basically a female mess.
Good face for another type of movie but not good for a female warrior.
Unironically just a very boring and bland series the high point is the very beginning and anything involving the dwarf and the elf I can't even remember the god damn names
warm apple pie made from salty coins and cocoa butter
slightly musty, slightly cigarette smell, like a bit farm animal but some of the women have a pheromone that make me ignore all that. they have higher rates of STDs, wrap that shit up boys.
incels, fix your shit. black pyts LOVE a white man with his shit just even slightly together.
Judging by your appearance, stealing
Oh lawd
Dem rangz
bots arriving like a clockwork
like sneedwork
N
Bootlicker
you know you can hate Amazon and jeff bezos and still like the show?
You have to be moronic to like the show, and bootlickers overlap with that demographic
*smacks lips*
Ironically the "best" parts of this show were the mulatto Hobbits and the black dwarfess in OP. I'm not saying they were great, but their stories were way better than the snoozefest of rat face Galadriel.
KINO
>What am I in for?
Girlboss tropes that they take to such an extreme that it actually becomes based
how can anyone look at this scene and not scream KINO
she can also sing
>how can anyone look at this scene and not scream KINO
Best scene in the entire season, no cap
pajeet
just because she looks like a man, does not mean you will ever be a woman
>just because she looks like a man
dwarves, bro
dwarves
Not having seen this far into the show, is this really the contrived reason Galadriel does not kill Adar right then and there? So that she can kill him last? God, I'm glad I stopped after episode 3.
>Not having seen this far into the show, is this really the contrived reason Galadriel does not kill Adar right then and there? So that she can kill him last?
no
She was going to kill him but Halbrand/Sauron walks in just as she's about to slice Adar's throat and she decides against it
>scrunches nose
Is this what she thinks acting is?
Involuntary
Sauce?
The Personal History of David Copperfield
harold and kumar go to white castle
>scrunches nose
She does it when she laughs too,
I actually know somebody that does the same. It's a bit off-putting when you first meet them because its typically associated with *disgust* but you soon get used to it. It's not something they can control anyway
>"your kind"
>he says he's an elf
>"die orc mongrel!"
What the frick is happening in that scene? When she says "your kind" did she really just mean orcs (which the guy is clearly not)? Or did she just mean worshippers of the dark? I think those captions were made by an anon and I just revealed my newbie
She thinks him (and all orcs) are sub-human/elven and unworthy of life because they a product of Morgoth's corruption
It's all you can do for them. Free their immortal soul if they have one, destroy a soulless golem if they don't.
Remind of the Third Age for for Mount&Blade who casually drop
>The forces of Good can take human prisonners, but of course will take no orcs prisonners, as per canon.
KINO
everyone mocked the idea of the black dwarf but her character might be the most enjoyable. her dynamic with Elrond and Durin is legitimately fun to watch
god shut the frick up amazon shill.
>pretend you hate the thing too or you're a SHILL
*yawn*
No one could even pretend to like this slop except for a israelite shill like yourself
And she turns out to be dumbass who sets the Baelrog loose.
Series is dogshit but despite all the hate she got, she is honestly a pretty alright character. The whole not-hobbit / Gandalf plot line can frick right off.
her accent is nice for the ears
Oh laaaawd dem chicken wangs
*Lawd choir*
We wuz lawd of da rangs
OOOoooOOoOoOoOooooOOOoOoOoOHHHHHH LAaAAAaaaAaAaAWD OHHHHOOOHH (oooohhh laaaaawddyyy laaaawwd ohhhh chiiiiilllle)
MMMMMMMM (he is rIIiIiIsen')
OOOoOoOoOoOHHH LAaAaAhHhAAAAAWWWWWWWwwwwoohhooowwwwwddd
DeeeEEEeeeEEMMM RAAaAaAaHAAAAAANNNNGGZ
DEM RAHAAANGZ MMMMM OOOhhhhhoOOHHhHOOOOOFFFF
DEM RANGZA POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhAhAhAOOOOOHHHH (mmmm lawdy lawhuhuhhuhhaaawwwwwd)
>What am I in for?
Some characters you know, some you don't, running around in a circle until they reach the point where you recognize a volcano
>Season3 already in active pre-production
Reddit lost
>start with Elrond awakening from fever dream about his aunt dating Sauron
Why isn't 2 out yet then?
It's all shot but still have VFX work to do
Will be out next year
Why's it take a year to do sound? Especially when there's a strike and no shit in the pipe
Who's "renewing" it? Amazon owns it
>Amazon has committed to making five seasons of the show.
You will watch all five seasons and you will like it,
they should stream the show in x3 speed with subtitles, that's the only way I managed to get through it.
great show but not for people who have their brains raped by tiktok. In my library club (literally no one uses tiktok) almost everyone liked it. That's because people who have tiktok brain are only capable of perceiving something on the most shallow, basic level. They basically just want lights and sounds in front of them. It doesn't matter what it says, what thought or emotions it provokes. As long as it is flashy and noisy, they will mindlessly scroll that shit for hours, looking like zombies. Those people are unable to enjoy something like rings of power. It's too slow and boring for them because they lack the apparatus to receive the intellectual, emotional or aesthetical subtexts in every scene. How do you even define something as slow? Movie/show feels slow when it stays too long in one scene/moment/beat, when the scene stops delivering but it's still going. That's what people mean when they say something is slow. I literally never felt that watching this show. I saw it twice with pleasure and will watch it once more before S2. But for zoomers it's like watching a comedy when they don't understand any of the jokes. Of course it will seem unfunny to them
>great show
stopped reading there, its full off Black person elves and Black person dwarves and Black person Númenóreans made specifically for Black person cattle like yourself
>stopped reading there, its full off Black person elves and Black person dwarves and Black person Númenóreans made specifically for Black person cattle like yourself
you sound like a smart guy
you sound like the right type of homosexual this slop appeals to, have a nice day
Definitely smarter than someone who appreciates that butchery of Tolkien's work
tl; dr
The showrunners of Rings of Power were inspired by TikTok that's why they made the Sauron/Galadriel romance a thing, the Galadriel actress only learned about Tolkien on Tik Tok
>Tik Tolk
>The showrunners of Rings of Power were inspired by TikTok that's why they made the Sauron/Galadriel romance a thing
they made it a thing because of John Milton and his idea of stupid sexy devil and evil being tempting seductive but how would you know
>the Galadriel actress only learned about Tolkien on Tik Tok
because she's dyslexic
They made it because tumblr roasties and they coudn't for the life of them understand Sauron and Galadriel "mind battle" kys shill
>he never read John Milton
lel
>he never read Tolkien
lel
It's not for people who don't use TikTok either. Bad writing from an amateur staff that JJ Abrams recommended. Bad pacing. Bad costume design. Bad plot. Obvious twist. Empty uninteresting characters. Looked pretty, but was soulless none the less. Honestly, the woke girl boss stuff didn't even matter. The one thing I do like is if I encounter anyone who likes the show I instantly know they have a potato IQ and should be avoided for opinions on all things.
>YOU HAVE LEFT ME MOST DISCHEESED
cute rat
Nah. I forced myself to to finish S1 but will not be doing that again
Amazons contract to be able to use Tolkien's IP forces them to make five seasons and pay the Tolkien state the full contract price regardless of the profit so yeah, the series could literally have no one watching and they will still make 5 seasons of it
Sound like Tolkien grandkids got the last laugh. Amazon was too confident this would be the next GoT.
I know Cinemaphile likes to be all contrarian and shit but pretty much anyone with half a functionning brain will drop that shit before the half of season 1.
It just really is terrible.
Brutal, unwavering boredom.
>be me a few weeks ago
>bad thunderstorms in area
>parents house loses electricity
>dad stops by to take a shower
>afterwards we're just chatting
>ask him if he wants to watch the LOTR show
>he immediately starts griping but gives in
>fire up the first episode
>he spends the entire time complaining about how woke it is, why are there black hobbits, elves, and dwarves, how Galadriel is now a girl boss
>first episode ends, ask him if he wants to watch another
>he makes some weak excuse and says he has to leave
>storms out without even saying goodbye
Frick you Jeff Bezos, I just wanted to spend some quality time with my old man.
based. i'd walk out on my son too if he grew up to have such shit taste
they are getting mad at people liking the show because they weren't allowed to like it. They were told by hivemind to hate it. Every NPC is seething at people who can think for themselves
quality of the show aside, you don't act like that with every show/movie. Only with those that youtubers told you to hate. Funny coincidence
Insult mostly. Insult with the pretense of loving the things they are destroying.
Silly dialogues. Suspension of disbelief. AI written plot due to weirdness. NPC level characters. I finished all episodes and I was very disappointed.
Boring girl boss and diversity show made by midwits for midwits who dont even like Lotr.
If you want to make a product good you have to treat it like a living organism.
You have to make it so the hardcore fans love it.
The hardcore fans will praise it, take time to write articles about it, leading the mediocre fans to go watch as well.
The mediocre fans will make the normies/npcs go watch who wont want to be left out of le current thing conversation.
What modern hollyisraelite producers do is they try to bring in the masses of normies who never cared in the first place. It fails of course.
They should have hired literal Lotr nerd, have them hire the most beautiful European actors and let them cook.
Instead, they put together a team of multiverse diverse yassqueens and gays who only care about Friends reruns...
I tried hatewatching it but it was so bad I had to turn it off just a few episodes in.
Waifu show, and that's a good thing
The actor doesnt even have a pretty or likeable face.
She has a face that screams I cry all day, I have low self esteem, I have a woman psychologist etc basically a female mess.
Good face for another type of movie but not good for a female warrior.
>basically a female mess.
Like most women then
You got that Sauron holding her face in his fingers webm?
Thanks anon
here's that ugly bong 2/10 according to chud people
AWWW LAWD DEM RANGS
LAWD DEM RANGZ
it's 100% corpohomosexual LOTR
dickyladriel is cute, and the only thing in the show that works, because the writing is only at a fourth grade level
Isn't she in her late 30s?
ewww
LAWD DEM RANGZ
OH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD DEM RANGZ
LAWD DEM KANGZ
I love all the white people laughing and rolling their eyes watching this shit, the 21st century well summarized
why were they there?
>What am I in for?
Sauron and Galadriel pseudo-romance KINO
>I hate all women and they owe me sex.
Villain is evil because ..... he's an incel?
All unmarried Elves are celibate. They're hyper monogamous, and only bond with one woman for all eternity.
WE WUZ DE KANGZ OF DE RANGZ OF POOOOWAAAAAAHHHH
Reparations
never forget that Amazon literally banned negative reviews for this on IMDB
Because bots are review bombing it
>m-muh russian bots
cope
LAWD
DEM RANGS
DA RANGS YALL
OH LAWD
The most vanilla fantasy show ever made.
You can expect some decent moments mixed with bottom of the barrel cringe garbage. Overall not as bad as Cinemaphile claims but far from good.
Unironically just a very boring and bland series the high point is the very beginning and anything involving the dwarf and the elf I can't even remember the god damn names
what's your favorite charlie d'amelio video?
Who the hell is that
>some youtube and tiktok moron
I'm not young enough to understand what you were going for here, get a haircut broccolihead.
>WE WUZ NUMENOREANS N SHIEEEEEET
You are in for Girlboss, trannies,blacks and homosexuals
>I watch for shes
This
>MUH DICK
>I MUST COOMSOOOOOOOOM
just watch porn you degenerate apes
i have never met a black person in real life, what do they smell like?
warm apple pie made from salty coins and cocoa butter
slightly musty, slightly cigarette smell, like a bit farm animal but some of the women have a pheromone that make me ignore all that. they have higher rates of STDs, wrap that shit up boys.
incels, fix your shit. black pyts LOVE a white man with his shit just even slightly together.
Oh LAWD dem RANGZ
WE NEEDS DEM RANGZ FO DEM KANGZ
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
AWWWWW LAWWWWWWWWWWD DEM RANGZ
OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY DEM RANGZ DEM RANGZ
Kek why are the cops there?
they are the nazgul
Reminder this poster was made as a joke years before we saw any trailers and it was pretty accurate.
Sir, that kino you ordered?
DA DAWK LAWD COMIN FO DEM RAAAAAAAAANGZZZZ SWEET CHILE
DEM RANGZ OH LAWWD DA DAWK LAWDZ RAAAAANGZ
1 year ago today
>[breathing heavily]
It happened a few times
i remember fallic symbollism in that scene
Merely coincidence
hot
Dem rangz
i still dont understand how that one guy pulled a lever and caused the volcano to erupt
Released water from a dam that flowed into the tunnels the orcs dug to the volcano, causing it to erupt
Looks like shit's back on the menu!
Kino incoming
DESTINY IN MY HAND
DESTINY IN MY HAND
I GOT THE RAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGG
doesn't she have a tempest in her?
How did I get a pointy face gf lads?
I wanna lick that nose so bad
AW LAWS LAWS
DEM RANGS
DEM RANGS A POWA
>BAAARRBBCUE!!