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Young Elizabeth Hurley's breasts and Sean Bean not dying.
Bosoms. Yes.
If they could show it on network television why can't we post it on a blue board?
British network television.
Apparently if Americans see a nipple on TV, they spill into the streets in riotous disarray.
The quality varies a lot throughout the series, but it is still an enjoyable watch.
As attractive as she is, I was still pissed because Sharpe cheats on his qt wife.
18th and early 19th century fashion for women is a coomer paradise. Cleavage so damn low they had regular nipslips
>My compliments, ma'am.
Boring PBS-tier period drama that when it came out its target audience was women in their 50s Im guessing.
If you like shit like Dr Quinn Medicine Woman you'll like it.
A decent series. The writing becomes somewhat shit in the last few episodes, so watch out.
Lots of hot b***hes, too.
It's an action series.
>It's an action series.
Its a drama that has some action sprinkled in
Nice fedora
>Boring PBS-tier period drama that when it came out its target audience was women in their 50s Im guessing.
>If you like shit like Dr Quinn Medicine Woman you'll like it.
>target audience was women
Military-oriented historical fiction. Literally the one genre of popular novels not directed towards women, moron. The series closely follows the books.
Please lose weight
>target audience was women in their 50s
Target audience is British dads (possibly also Canadians because they also like Redcoat military merch) who read about Tanks and Spitfire statistics for fun
>read about Tanks and Spitfire statistics for fun
Based
I have an Anglo-Canadian dad and can confirm I grew up watching Sharpe despite living in Scandinavia and had no idea what was going on
Whenever I want to get the ladies excited I pull out my Waterloo model and then explain the difference between Baker Rifles and muskets
You post like someone that can only fire 2 shots a minute in optimal weather
top tier enjoyment.
you are too based for tv anon
I can smell this anon through the internet
You're just legitimately stupid
I love Dr Quinn, got a problem?
What's with the many Sharpe threads in the last week?
>What's with the many Sharpe threads in the last week
Astroturfing for an upcoming reboot
I doubt it
It's not woke
>It's not woke
So they'll just make it woke. It's time for Sharpe to finally be portrayed as a proud womyn of color! Besides, Cornwell's Warlord books are also not woke but they're supposedly getting a TV adaption.
The truth about the Peninsular War, with added heroics by Sir Richard Sharpe.
Still pisses me off they went through the trouble of remastering and just fricking tilt and scanned it so they could say "widescreen" on the bluray.
Good soldiering
love this show. it still holds up. the only thing i can think to complain about is how the scenery is a bit shit. like a lot of scenes in the show is just on some british field, and you can tell it's a british field somehow.
Wasn't it shot in Spain?
Spain, Ukraine and Turkey mostly. India in the last two obviously.
One fo the very few british propaganda pieces that is actually kino.
Its kino. Never again can we have fun historical romps without loads of homos and nogs.
Kino
great scene
Who played Duke Wellington? Great actor
OOP YA BASTIDS
Look at the fricking state of you.
Is that based Purefoy?
Yes.
Based. Just rewatched the episode of Rome where he has Cicero's hands nailed to the door of the senate.
Not allowed to like this lad apparently
an excellent action series with a kino historical setting. Seriously the action scenes are really impressive in this with what I imagine was not a huge budget. Also Pete Postlethwaite plays one of the most revolting villains in all of TV. Highly recommend
>Pete Postlethwaite
As the Duke of Wellington
>the Hakeswell takes over the regiment and becomes Duke episode
how could I forget
Forty shillings on the drum, for those who volunteer to come
To 'list and fight the foe today, o'er the hills and far away...
Doing a double take every episode whenever you spot or hear someone you recognise
I didnt even recognize Daniel craig the first couple times i watched it old chap
this dude was such a snake
Yeah this is one of those shows full of cameos.
>Cameo
homie what, most of the actors wasn't famous/well known then, this was at the start of their careers
Cameo can just mean a brief but interesting small part. As well as well known actors appearing. From hindsight, you could describe it as a cameo of bunch of future talent.
What is love?
Why wouldn't you want your own Anglo-Indian gf.
IVE SEEN YOUR WIFES TEATS CLAYTON, AND I MEANS TO LAY MY HANDS ON THEM
i have a growing collection of bosom screengrabs
WELL SHARE SOME
God I love bosoms.
this doesnt look like kate
It was before she got old and had work done.
Sean Bean beating up Frenchmen and upper class British officers while having it off with handsome women and being a chad. The violence is mostly a bit of red on someone's shirt so it isn't gratuitous (the last two movies in India are a bit more gorey/racy and not as good).
What the heck was Napoleon's problem?
>What the heck was Napoleon's problem?
Stomach cancer, hemorrhoids and shit.
>tfw Ney fricked up
VGH
top kek
That french general was so great
>I eat soup with every meal because i recall a time when i didn't even have soup to eat.
lmao what a top lad
literally autism
That was one downside to Sharpe, the lack of extras for the battle scenes.
Bad boy you Mark
The budget is laughable, they literally couldn't afford horses for a lot of scenes and they make these giant battles with tens of thousands of soldiers on each side look like minor skirmishes. Sharpe's 95th Rifles is apparently made up of about six men, which is also the entirety of the light skirmish division, and there appears to be about one officer for every two soldiers in the British army.
It's charming though. These days it would've been a Netflix miniseries, they would've just used CG for big aerial shots of the battle formations, and it would've been completely soulless.
Napoleon didn't do 95% of Waterloo's tactical planning because of
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Pure. Fricking. Kino.
tfw will never form square with the boys against french cuirassiers
Soldiering.
The only thing you'll learn is that the real enemy wasn't the French or the upper classes but a woman.
Especially an upper-class woman.
I love how they all push up their breasts to make them seem more voluminous.
For me it's Lass
Engousht monster.
English*, even.
This series captures the nature of women so well.
It's amazing how accurate this scene is even in modern day life.
Women have zero concept of them not being actively pursued by someone. The fact that a successful married man isn't interested in them is devastating to them.
How can one man be so kino?
I read the first book and he's a total simp. When does he become a chad?
I think I'm ten books in now and so far he's fallen in love with a different women in each book
It's actually kinda funny how at the end of every book he thinks the roastie of the week his soulmate, then at the very beginning of the next book he's all bitter because she stole his money and ran off. Or died. Or left him for an officer with more money.
Wellington was based, ol' Nosey to the lads
THROUGH FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN
KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY
O'ER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY
>tfw no autistic traumatized gf
extremely formulaic but still good fun most the time, a little boring at other times
I miss formulas. At least formulas in the past took you on an adventure. Unlike formulas now.
I could have saved him.
You'll not horseguards me sah
and what of good Solonius?
SOLDIERIN
Alright, you fricking convinced me.
I'll be watching Sharpe this week.
Wait, it's all on YT? So I don't even have to download it?
Based.
Power rock intro will ruin it.
shit taste
This, autistic complaint but when shows or movies set in a specific time have music not from that time it really bothers me.
i mostly agree but the guitar in the sharpe theme is kino
>watching A Knight's Tale
>Taking care of business starts playing
>turn off tv
This. That episode of Game of Thrones that ends with punk rock song is one of my most hated for this reason alone even though the episode itself is fine
A Knights Tale was fine because it was a deliberate choice, the fact that it didn't fit and was inappropriate was the point, and fit with the movies style and goals
Doesn't ruin it but it was something I talked shit about with my roommate when we marathoned it in college.
filtered
It is a bit silly but I was really impressed by the rest of the music. The leitmotif of Over the Hills and Far Away being used in key scenes and Hagman's singing in general is kino.
The best character getting shot in the head.
Shows like this really reel in comfy girls. Horatio Hornblower is peak for tea time with dirty homeschooler bawds.
CHOOZEN MEN
>What am I in for
Aristocrats are... LE BAD!!
Lions for lambs, anon.
>senior protagonist is the Viscount (later Marquis, later Duke) of Wellington
GARY STUE: Proto Capeshit for Boomers Edition
Whats it like not being able to think outside of memes
tolerable. I couldn't imagine just looking at the naked world.
More of a boats fan myself.
I was looking for this. Unfortunately 90% of it is garbage.
some kinos on there
Solderin'