What an excellent day for an exorcism

What an excellent day for an exorcism

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the omen boy is insanely cute shota hot tho

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK HIM, KARRIS!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are demons so horny?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not even that they’re horny, necessarily. They just want to corrupt.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look kinda rough

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things in this movie still trip me out. Father Karass visits his mother and leaves when she's sleeping in the chair. You find out she's gone crazy and is in the mental hospital. But many dialogue pieces suggest she died at home and it was days before someone found her. So the mental hospital scene was just an illusion, or delusion.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I post this in every Exrocist thread. The voice acting is outstanding. They sound like the orginal cast. It gets pretty horny too for the scumbags like me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice find, I'll check it out sometime.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other coomers get unironically horny watching this? From the pissing, to the crucifix jerking off and even the reptile tongue and projectile vomiting. It all triggers something in me. there's no going back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of Christ compels you!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        boy jesus in movie messiah is insanely cute shota hot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The power of Christ compels you!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys pedo Black person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stick your wiener up her ass, you motherfricking spineless wienersucker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dicky board

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still the fricking bestorcist

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she start floating

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she lost weight.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Karras is such a cruddy priest that he can’t be bothered to finish the exorcism and has to let himself get possessed to save the girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying the exorcism was actually working

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Merrin had the demon on the ropes. Things would’ve worked out if Karras had just quit sperging

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kind of love that the book pretty plainly states that the demon had nothing to do with Merrin’s death, and was actually pissed that he died prematurely.

          Rather than just taking place over the course of an evening like in the movie, the exorcism takes place over a number of days, with no real signs of improvement, and that demon straight up says that he’s not going to let Regan sleep until she dies. After a couple of days of repeating the ceremony, Merrin tells Karras to take a break for a while, and he goes back to his dorm, takes a nap, talks to Kinderman, and when he gets back to Regan’s room, he overhears the demon shouting shit like “I would have beaten you!”, and as soon as Karras walks in the room, it starts demanding that he revive Merrin.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a lot of cope

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound possessed

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the book you maggots

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw this flick a few months ago. it was way shorter than i recall. probably sub 90 mins. wtf
    also, how come they needed permission from the vatican to perform the exorcism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is because if you had a bunch of crackpot priests running around performing rituals on any mentally-ill people who in all likelihood just need psychiatric care, it would probably result in a bunch of Emily Rose-style deaths, and it would make the church look even worse than it already does.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting killed by someone sprinkling water on you and saying “gtfo demon”
        Skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's two hours long, unless you watched some bullshit censored cut. I guess it's a testament to how well-paced it is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was on the sy fy channel so it was probably censored and shortened for ((ads))

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the popes exorcist, which was perfectly entertaining schlock… but it got me thinking, how could the nerd crew review the new exorcist and not mention this movie? Sad

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Times I acted like the pope's exorcist

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