i feel like oney likes an idealized older jack black and not the shell he is today. like do you think he legitimately likes jablesgaming or whatever the frick?
>ROCK AND ROOOOOOOLLLLL!! >*farts >YEEEeeeAAaaAAaaAAaaaAAHHHHHH!!!! >*plays air guitar and headbangs as his fat jiggles >SKADOOSH BROS!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!! >*burps >LOL PENIS!!! amirite guys?!?! >*falls down fatly
lole, i remember that. personally i reckon that because his kid was very young at that point and probably watched his dad a lot, he faked the panic attack so that the kid wouldn't do drugs.
I thought he was great in High Fidelity as the comic relief guy working in the record store behind John Cusack's romantic comedy lead. How Black ever progressed past that position in movies is a mystery to me. Tenacious D's album was brilliant but you only ever needed one and done, his acting career however somehow made him most of the most famous people on the planet.
The Muppets, Goosebumps, and Weird the Al Yankovich thing seemed like the last movies my inner child could enjoy him in before my outer adult took a sledgehammer to whatever body part you think was vital - -
chris comes off as someone who doesn't try to actively date so he's probably not in a rush. also he was always a chad, a balding one, but a chad still.
I am somewhat jealous of how calm headed and reasonable Chris is when it comes to dating and drama and all of that shit. He handled veronica absolutely fricking him over very well. How do i become so secure in myself like chris is? Do i have to be a talented internet celebrity?
He probably just dated internet sperg girls before. It's a good lesson in why you should never take women too seriously and focus on your hobbies/career.
Chris comes across like a moody teenager who doesn't form attachments and immediately disengages from anything that stops giving him gratification. It's the reason he has zero patience for slow-burn or story-based games, and gives up on long-lasting projects like Bowlbo or the YIIK finale.
Isn't Bowlbo being developed by the guys who made Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion? How much work is Chris personally putting into it? It looked like a generic platformer so I assumed they're hoping people will forget about it because they realised that OneyPlays humor doesn't translate into a videogame and they want to avoid a stain on the channel's reputation.
would make sense if he had been with veronica for like 2 months but he'd been with her for years before she decided to cheat on him with numerous people who were considered his friends. That shit is a huge betrayal from someone you've been in a relationship for years with, and i have no idea how chris didnt go ballistic or feel incredibly disrespected and embarrassed. I admire chris' ability to be above it and not let a girl's disrespect directly affect his self-worth. I find it incredibly hard to detangle the feeling my feeling of self worth and my partner/gfs actions towards me. Because i know that on some level i am responsible for the actions they take. Ie if a girl is cheating on me, its because i myself am not good enough, am not good looking enough , not rich enough, whatever. But chris is mature enough to be secure enough in his self-worth to know that none of it applies and the girl's actions are completely external. IDK maybe its a lack of self worth on my end but i feel like whenever a girl has pulled that shit on me it's because im boring or im a loser or whatever.
You just need to remember most women will cheat on you for literally no reason aside from wanting more attention. Often much more than a single person can give them because they're fricked in the head.
Jack BLACKED
I thought Chris got fat
You’re thinking of Corey
Corey got acclimated back to LA air and now he's shredded.
He did for awhile
He reacted well to the L.A. air
not anymore b***h
*Leans in close
*Heavy rasping breathing*
*Strokes screen*
Ugh, this is... my precious boy
the episode of the X-files where they play nice shot kid and he has electrics powers
Dude weed (2001) and Rauk Mjusac! (2004)
What a bunch of pathetic weak sub 5 nu-males.
I say this and look like this
jack black MOGGS any tryhard gym "alpha" male
i say this as a tryhard gym alpha male
the only one who MOGGS jack black is pic related
damn, his buster sword has NINE materia slots? holy hell, he is unstoppable!
THAT'S PUNK ROCK MAN!
Tribute was the first video file I ever downloaded for my computer. I think it was on Tenacious D's website. I can never hate on Jack Black.
Tribute is awesome.
First Chris pretends to make a video game to make secret Cinemaphile threads, now he's hanging out with actors to make Cinemaphile threads?
School of rock
Tenacious D movie
Bernie
Those are his best three.
he was good in saving silverman and orange county too
Your thread is like the hot pockets of Cinemaphile, no real substance, only diarrhea
Jack Black. Me with a hammer in each hand.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
5 hour standing ovation at Cannes
Jack Black would absolutely destroy you.
>Jack Black would absolutely destroy you.
BANG! The first hammer blow smashed his skull and takes out one of his eyes.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
I laughed.
But I am not a dragon to be fricked.
Degenerate pedophile like all israelites.
Tropic thunder is the only good movie he is in
Probably my favorite late-90s/early-00s comedy
Also Tenacious D of course, excellent supporting cast in that one
Amanda Peet’s nude scene in The Whole Nine Yards was choice.
>peet feet
i feel like oney likes an idealized older jack black and not the shell he is today. like do you think he legitimately likes jablesgaming or whatever the frick?
Waterworld
who's the paki?
That's good ol' Johnathan Q Shrimpling.
I know the guy in the middle, his name is Adam and he was a storyboard artist on SpongeBob.
School of rock is basically a masterpiece.
High Fidelity
end of list
Mars Attacks!, Super Mario Bros, Saving Silverman/Evil Woman, King Kong, Tropic Thunder
King Kong
Nacho Libre
>"Must find Godzilla to make the greatest film ever!"
Best Kong film imo bad cgi and all.
*Gorilla not Godzilla
Jackhammer: Black death (2023)
I enjoyed the Holiday. I’m watching it right now, actually.
chris is relentlessly handsome.
Looks like he's lost weight
Is 1917 the best Chris O'Neill film?
no its the sicksons.
A random day
Airborne (1993)
he just keeps winning
Only thing he was remotely good in was Peter Jackson's King Kong.
Polka King
Alright fine, I'll frickin post it then
What a homosexual.
That brown man looks like he's pickpocketing Jack Black
>ROCK AND ROOOOOOOLLLLL!!
>*farts
>YEEEeeeAAaaAAaaAAaaaAAHHHHHH!!!!
>*plays air guitar and headbangs as his fat jiggles
>SKADOOSH BROS!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!
>*burps
>LOL PENIS!!! amirite guys?!?!
>*falls down fatly
Early JB was a very handsome guy
You don't know the half of it until you've seen this piece of shit.
Oh Britanny, my one true love
lmao this is actually based on a novel which is a thinly veiled memoir
the alicia witt character is courtney love, whom the author dated
why does this look like it was made in the early 1980s
His fake stoner persona is so lame, he doesn't even smoke weed. But has no problem selling that lifestyle to kids.
Didn't he take a hit on Doug Benson or whoever the frick's show and immediately have a panic attack and use a safe word? Hilarious.
lole, i remember that. personally i reckon that because his kid was very young at that point and probably watched his dad a lot, he faked the panic attack so that the kid wouldn't do drugs.
Yea he looked like he was about to cry
he cant even really handle much weed but he used to lean into this persona super hard
I thought he was great in High Fidelity as the comic relief guy working in the record store behind John Cusack's romantic comedy lead. How Black ever progressed past that position in movies is a mystery to me. Tenacious D's album was brilliant but you only ever needed one and done, his acting career however somehow made him most of the most famous people on the planet.
>he's israeli
Oh, that's why.
Look up his mother on wikipedia and learn how he was born. She's a fricking legend, as is his brother. Jack is the black sheep in the family.
Also Cool Blades is totally underrated.
>one of the most recognizable modern comedic actors
>black sheep
okay moron.
>didn't look it up
no u
once again Cinemaphile reveals itself to have pleb taste, how has one of his best movies and one of the best comedies period not been mentioned???
He was funny in Orange County too
>chris o’neill
didn’t this dude die in space?
His last wish was to meet Jack Black from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.
High Fidelity
Can't believe nobody has said Saving Silverman yet
This is it. He made me believe he wanted to party with Neil Diamond.
He sucked in everything that he was in, and that Lucha movie was the worst by single-handedly making it forever uncool.
The Muppets, Goosebumps, and Weird the Al Yankovich thing seemed like the last movies my inner child could enjoy him in before my outer adult took a sledgehammer to whatever body part you think was vital - -
Envy (2004)
Where does all the poop go!?
He was kino in tropic thunder and I won't hear a word aginnit
Tropic Thunder.
This was supposed to be an Oneyplays/Sleeping Cabin thread but Jack Black is just too famous
Pick of Destiny is Blues Brothers tier kino, and as a time capsule of Gen X rock culture it only becomes more kino with each passing day
Chris is approaching chad territory. Has he got a newer, hotter gf than the crazy pancake titted latina one who cucked him?
chris comes off as someone who doesn't try to actively date so he's probably not in a rush. also he was always a chad, a balding one, but a chad still.
I am somewhat jealous of how calm headed and reasonable Chris is when it comes to dating and drama and all of that shit. He handled veronica absolutely fricking him over very well. How do i become so secure in myself like chris is? Do i have to be a talented internet celebrity?
drawing, animating and composing while actually being rewarded for it does well to temper the mind
He probably just dated internet sperg girls before. It's a good lesson in why you should never take women too seriously and focus on your hobbies/career.
Chris comes across like a moody teenager who doesn't form attachments and immediately disengages from anything that stops giving him gratification. It's the reason he has zero patience for slow-burn or story-based games, and gives up on long-lasting projects like Bowlbo or the YIIK finale.
in bowlbo's case chris just massively underestimated how expensive and time consuming game dev is.
Isn't Bowlbo being developed by the guys who made Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion? How much work is Chris personally putting into it? It looked like a generic platformer so I assumed they're hoping people will forget about it because they realised that OneyPlays humor doesn't translate into a videogame and they want to avoid a stain on the channel's reputation.
would make sense if he had been with veronica for like 2 months but he'd been with her for years before she decided to cheat on him with numerous people who were considered his friends. That shit is a huge betrayal from someone you've been in a relationship for years with, and i have no idea how chris didnt go ballistic or feel incredibly disrespected and embarrassed. I admire chris' ability to be above it and not let a girl's disrespect directly affect his self-worth. I find it incredibly hard to detangle the feeling my feeling of self worth and my partner/gfs actions towards me. Because i know that on some level i am responsible for the actions they take. Ie if a girl is cheating on me, its because i myself am not good enough, am not good looking enough , not rich enough, whatever. But chris is mature enough to be secure enough in his self-worth to know that none of it applies and the girl's actions are completely external. IDK maybe its a lack of self worth on my end but i feel like whenever a girl has pulled that shit on me it's because im boring or im a loser or whatever.
reminder, once a hoe always a hoe. you can't change prostitutes.
You just need to remember most women will cheat on you for literally no reason aside from wanting more attention. Often much more than a single person can give them because they're fricked in the head.
Why do people constantly describe Chris as balding? Every time I see a photo of him he always seems to have a full head of hair
he himself as admitted multiple times he has a bald spot. his dad is bald too iirc.
whos the guy in the middle?
Cory
Adam #2
Demolition Man
Pick of Destiny obviously
High Fidelity
This:
I wish Chris would be less self-conscious about his creations and post more stuff online for us
He just hates his fans. He made things he thought was funny, then saw the people that also think it's funny, and it ruined him.
most creators hate their fans and most popular work. this is a common thing.
The jackal since the title comes from his name, he's very explosive in the movie
for me it's gotta be Shallow Hal
Get over here, Houdini.
>"You gotta get some decent chairs in here?? What's this shit made of?"
>"Uh, steel?"
Chris is kinda different since he got in with "the Jables".
Rude to his fans, spits on the poor...
I know right? I saw him pull up in a foodtruck near a homeless encampment, and when they were tring to get their share he kept moving the truck.
The Fatties