What are our thoughts about Humphrey Bogart?

What are our thoughts about Humphrey Bogart?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humphrey Bogart, more like Bumphrey Hogart, amirite?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like he wouldn’t be helpful as part of a group in an escape room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apologies for responding so long after, I went out to dinner and didn’t mean to leave you hanging anon.

        I feel like he wouldn’t be helpful in an escape room for the simple reason that he is dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >movie set in escape room
      >bogart spends the entire film sitting on a chair in a corner of the room smoking cigarettes and drinking brandy
      >all the other characters constantly fight, the couples and friends airing out their dirty laundry in front of each other, they all slowly begin to lose their minds
      >in the last few minutes of the film, bogart runs out of cigarettes and brandy
      >cigarette in mouth, he finishes the final bit of his brandy, holds the empty glass up to the light staring through it and lets out a sigh
      >bogart stands up, puts his cigarette butt out on the table next to him, walks over to the escape room door and knocks three times
      >everyone stares up shocked as it the door is unlocked from the outside
      >bogart opens the door
      >suit top over his left arm, bogart uses his right hand to place his fedora on his head and walks out
      >camera switches to all the other people stunned
      >THE END

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly droopy motherfricker that spoke like he was constantly drunk. For some reason Hollywood sold this creep as the sex symbol of the 40s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ugly droopy motherfricker that spoke like he was constantly drunk
      That was because of his upper lip, which was injured by flying shrapnel in combat during WW1 and never healed properly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ugly droopy motherfricker that spoke like he was constantly drunk. For some reason Hollywood sold this creep as the sex symbol of the 40s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're a tasteless bastard he was adorable

      this is my guilty pleasure Bogart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watch it every Christmas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did drink while filming, you know. Especially when he was older. IIRC he did it quite a bit during Sabrina.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's also alleged that he and John Huston were the only ones who didn't drink any local water during the filming of African Queen on location, and instead stuck to drinking whiskey. And that's why they were the only ones in the entire crew who didn't get violently ill. Hepburn for example would have a bucket placed near her so that she could immediately vomit between takes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell kind of name is Humphrey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One for grownups, you zoomer israelite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bet that kids name is "Jaden", he's in no position to make fun of anyone.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The man was a kino machine. Was he ever in a single bad movie?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this made boomers shit and piss themselves

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure of the Sierra Madre - GOAT
    Casablanca - Great
    Maltese Falcon - Meh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maltese Falcon - Meh
      >Well, Wilmer, I'm sorry indeed to lose you. But I want you to know I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.
      Maltese Falcon is great dialogue after great dialogue after great dialogue, to say nothing about the fact that Sam Spade was an incredibly influential character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't care for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see what that has to do with anything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not gay. Thanks for leaving more for me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Big queermo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maltese Falcon has GOAT cast and GOAT script but the direction is a bit flat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta agree, Maltese falcon was kinda average. Haven’t watched TOTSM yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based sierra madre chad.
      Maltese falcon was hard to follow. I don't remember what happened in it at all. I should give it another try tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Maltese Falcon more than Casablanca especially since he's supposed to be a former spanish commie sympathizer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't pro commie; he was anti fascist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But what about his penis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not listed but The Big Sleep is also GOAT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          was kinda surprised they allowed that scene in the 40's kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The plot barely makes sense but he is just so entertaining it doesn't matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Petrified Forest <- his first movie is kino, mainly for his performance, the rest of the characters are just window dressing for his Gangster character

      High Sierra <- lesser known of his noir films, it has a great finale and shootout

      Humpherey Bogart was a dedicated sailor to get away from the city and made the Rat Pack.

      Sinatra was on the way to cool, but you cannot deny the dna instilled from his time learning from Humpherey Bogart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Key Largo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. That the one where he fricks up people on a boat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No mention of Dark Passage?
      I mean come on.. remember when his face was all bandaged up? That was cool asf.. that whole sequence at the surgeon. Not seeing him for half the movie but being in his shoes.
      That's at the top of my list.

      It was better than Maltese Falcon, and Casablanca.. eh. He did like 2 other movies with the same story pretty much.. like Tokyo Joe.
      I've never seen Treasure of the Sierra Madre. I might see it tonight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s frickin great. Do it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE C.U.T.E.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact he wore his personal ring in movies all the time. I can't think of another actor that wore a personal item in multiple roles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fred MacMurray wore his wedding band no matter what the role was.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Key Largo isn't a light hearted romantic comedy but a tense crime drama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't even say "here's looking at you, kid" in that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what a major frick up by bertie higgins

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know the origin of that bent arm thing he does when he's trying to me menacing? Was that some shit they used to teach in acting classes or some shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably aped it from John Dillinger, which is who he based his Santee character off of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It implies he’s been in handcuffs a lot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's dumb but you're probably 100% correct. It's a smart way to visually convey a life behind bars without having to talk about it. "show don't tell" has been lost as a maxim in visual media for some time. Sad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Big fact.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't aware he reprised the role in 1955.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad and the coolest smoker ever put to film.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what a 23 year old looked like in 1940s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those people went through ww2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He had a long career in theater before he ever went to Hollywood, so you don't see him on screen until he's substantially older than the typical leading man

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a lot like frank sinatra. young guys love to point out how ugly, weird and old he was. that he was only a sex symbol because the israelitesh wanted it to be that way! etc.

    but at the end of the day there were literally 100 million women jerking off to his face/voice on any given night. you can say they were tricked into it but frick... would it have worked if the guy was adam devine?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saw dark passage recently. never heard of it before. great film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch pic related next if you haven't seen it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good one, I'd reccomend his last film as well, The Harder They Fall.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he's not your dad's favorite actor, your dad's a pleb.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He always delivers the best lines.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call me autistic, but I think the thing keeping The Maltese Falcon out of S tier is the score. It's so fricking jarring and terrible.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, dour looking midget

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad who starred in great movies.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone give him the zoomer cut

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very homely for a Hollywood actor.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    African Queen is one of the best movies ever made.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's one of my favorite actors, and he's in tons of incredible movies. Treasure of the Sierra Madre might be my all-time favorite movie.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he teach me to talk

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How big you guys think his penis was

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this homie like you wouldn't believe.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies have not had sovl like this since the early 60's

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, second only to Jimmy Stewart, ok, maybe third after JS and Cary Grant, among golden age male movie stars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You rate them over Errol Flynn and Orson Welles?
      Here's some Bogie western kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As actors, yeah. That's my preference. Welles was a genius.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t a bogart some sort of mythical creature?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Boggart (also called a bogey, bogeyman, bogle or bugbear) is a term used for a creature in English folklore. It is generally a household spirit turned malevolent trickster or mishcevious goblin-like creature. The name is derived from the Welsh "bwg".
      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has no answer goblin motherfricker

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best actors ever. Surprised no one brought up The Caine Mutiny which is one of the most complex psychological movies ever made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can anyone explain to me why the lawyer lectures the crew at the end about how they just removed a gallant naval officer from his duty, despite being most of the reason it happened? Is that message supposed to be driven home even better by making the character drunk? Otherwise a good film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The moment he breaks down in court is amazing
      GEOMETRICAL LOGIC

      Can anyone explain to me why the lawyer lectures the crew at the end about how they just removed a gallant naval officer from his duty, despite being most of the reason it happened? Is that message supposed to be driven home even better by making the character drunk? Otherwise a good film

      I think the point he's trying to make is that he thought the crew were just as guilty for the whole situation and that it could've been prevented

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are our thoughts about Humphrey Bogart?

    Best Hollywood leading man of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, people used to dress nice.
      Imagine Lauren Bacall doing an interview in a robe and a sex toy stuffed up her ass.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He made kino long after his death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, now I have to watch this.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite actors. Cruised through a lot of his movies on pure cool guy charisma while actually turning in some real strong performances in movies like A Lonely Place.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He will never be bigger than, Tom Cruise

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated.

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