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I don't have a picture of this, not digital anyways, but the Kratt brothers from PBS came to my zoo when I was a kid so I went to get their autographs and meet the lemur Zoboomafoo. They split the brothers up at separate tables and one of them had a significantly shorter line. I've always felt bad about that.
How young are you?
31
that's old, ancient even
are you gonna kys before you reach 30 little zoomer?
these kids are going to be a mess when they hit 29. Keep chugging down the tik toks champ
You've still got 50 years to live at that point
Sure, but life ends in your 20s. 30s onwards is wageslaving extraordinaire as you climb the ladder and women become even more impossible because frick dealing with them.
woah, we got a member of the silent generation here
time to roll over and die grandpa
That's funny because I'm a similar age, never had the opportunity to see them but I'd never want to meet them individually, only as a duo, so it's an odd choice to split them up
I figure the zoo wanted to not completely clog up the walking paths and assumed people would spread out evenly to meet one and then the other.
That’s so weird. I was a big fan of Kratt’s Creatures and each of them were equal to me. If one had a shorter line I’d go to that one because it would be quicker.
i miss those days
I miss the lemur. I think he still has living offspring which is cool.
Chris or Martin?
I only liked Kratt's Creatures, couldn't stand Zaboomafoo. It's not like I was some "super mature and intelligent child" or anything, but zaboomafoo just felt like I was being talked down to, even as a kid. It felt like a big educational step down from Kratt's Creatures so I never got into it. It seems like more people remember Zaboomafoo more fondly, however.
i mostly liked zaboomafoo for all those intricate feeding machines they had
I remember zooboomafoo growing up, but I was alive and more than old enough to have seen Kratt's Creatures, so I don't know. Perhaps I as filtered by it as a child.
Zogboomerfoo
Only women and homosexuals get second-hand embarrassment. The person that came up with that term is the biggest fricking homosexual of them all. Just fricking laugh and the cringy display of human interaction and move on.
this poster got bullied hard and is now acting like a psychopath
everybody can tell it's an act bro, get a personality and stop being so fricking destroyed by peer pressure and whatever shit happened in your past
You don't belong here. Frick off, homosexual. Try not to get third hand embarrassment on your way out.
Drop the tough guy act, homosexual
My wiener is thicker than your forearm, limp wrist homosexual.
Was it at least girls who bullied you?
what do you think cringing is? why would witnessing some one else social issues cause a physical reaction such as cringing in you? what are you a woman?
Cringing is what you're doing right now.
dumb zoomer
you are an actual npc homosexual holy shit
I am reminded every day that there are people with genuine actual literal autism on the 'log.
Well, maybe one of them was having a conversation with a fan and was holding up the entire line and you just happened to arrive at the wrong time or something.
These tables always make me depressed
i like Anthony Rapp. i watched Winter Passing every Sunday for like a year
He's the gay who canceled Kevin Spacey
Underrated post
I mean, I feel a little bad for them just as human beings, but they're also twats so there's that. Also, what trek or general sci-fi/horror fan isn't going to want to meet based Combs? Dude's a kino-machine.
>hate crowds, hate people, think celebrity worship is stupid
>go to a convention nearby with wife
>some decent names show up, like Sean Astin
>wife is totally pants-on-head crazy excited to see the Weasley Twins though
>stand in line for literally hours
>near the end, I see people awkwardly posing in weird ways out of discomfort, hoverhands and stuff
>become determined NOT to do that
>our turn comes up, some stupid "hello, how are you", whatever
>we get in position
>i pull whichever one is on my side in by the waist, get all cozied up like we've known each other all our lives
>end up with one twin and my wife looking normal, I look manic and the twin on my side looks genuinely distressed
I have my own personal Cinemaphile cringe pic and I shan't be sharing it with you
This is a great story Anon. Please show us the picture, in return here's one of me with a celebrity.
Woah you met Gabriel Iglesias the comedian?
You look like a reputable purveyor of automobile parts.
Actually a non cringe photo, well done
>an internet aristocrat hat
genuinely shuddered with cringe
that's a dodgers hat
Need to get those headlights aligned bro
i hate this photo so fricking much and it makes me sick to my stomach every time i see it. that smug look of enjoyment on the bloated carcasses face screams of a life full of temporary dopamine hits via goyslop and shitty cheap entertainment. god i fricking hate americans
Posts like this are sad because you know the guy who wrote it is terminally online and has less vital energy than a sterile nut left to cook in the sun for a day
Let him post his anger. People like that get their only source of happiness from putting others down over the internet. It’s a product of being autistic and being bullied as a child.
this homie linked up with fluffy!!
need it or keep it?
That was a great picture we took.
Hey Pedro it's me. I want you to know that I jerked off to this memory on several occasions.
Miss you,
RG
this is how the average goslingposter looks like kekky kek
Both look like me, fr fr
Inside every shitposter there's two wolves, one is Goose andnone is a fat Mexican
"Goose, can you point to the object causing the gravitational anomaly?"
Is that Ja/ck/?
i'm jealous
How does someone even wear a hat over their eyebrows like that?
Cooking with Ryan would be kino
Whoa Jack, totally surprised you still have this picture of us! Great memories.
Damn. Goose and Jack linked up? Need it!
Why not just blur your and your wife’s faces? I just wanna see the distressed Weasley
I actually don't know where the picture is but I promise to look for it when I get home in 20 minutes, and if the thread is still alive, I'll delivar
i asked her and she says it's full-on buried in a keepsake box. I'm not going to bother looking for it just to have the thread 404 six mins after i post it
Oh you better post it because I'll definitely save a pic and post the cap in many threads to come. You'll be a sensation across the boards my friend.
>loudly announces his disdain for cringy consoomer behavior
>actively takes part in it
i pity your wife. no woman should have to deal with such a masive homosexual.
You have to protest the things you don't want to do but do for her anyway, in order to make her realize she's not the only one sacrificing.
>you have to play petty spite games with your spouse
anon, just kill your wife and spare her the suffering
It's not spite, it's just that women will not realize these things if you do not tell them.
Idk man, competing with your wife on who makes the most compromises is the most spiteful b***h-made thing i've ever heard of.
You’re a sexless and brainless fricking idiot. Can’t even imagine the stuff you’ve tried shoving your ass.
anon you never grab another man by the waist.
crop it so we can only see the twin
ohforfuksake
just load up mspaint and rub both your faces out!
>SAUCE NOW
Alpha as frick
Just block you and the wife out, don’t blue ball us now I actually wanna see it.
>Weasley Twins
Do you mean the Wesley brothers?
There are 3 brothers, and the older 2 are twins. I hate Harry Potter and I know this.
I didn't know this was a harry potter character. I was thinking of something else.
It's okay my dude
>everybody lined up the see Combs
as expected. he has fans from Trek and horror
people tabling at cons who have no takers used to depress me
I remember walking into a bookstore in my town and a writer had their own stand and was sat there willing to give autographs and everybody ignored him
Please link the video or post a WEBM.
>anon met ja/ck/
damn jealous
me in the green hoodie
me behind you in the dark shirt
BANE?
beyond iconic
Man, this one always gets me. I wonder what this guy shouted in order to get EVERYONE in that food court looking in his direction
I doubt he shouted anything, the dingus just forgot to turn off the flash on his camera.
Oh you know anon, just the fricking FLASH that fired quarter of a second before the shutter?
It may have fired the flash first to help it focus before taking the photo
Hahaha it's so much worse than I remember
>"Throwing flashbang!"
>Poof
I love this picture, the more you look at it the better it gets
where's pablo
this pic predates pablo by a couple years. CGM was still a somewhat cute girl and not a bizarre alien woman-fridge
post the real one
Kek the longer you look the more people you notice staring at the camera, amazing
Missed the girl at the next table with her head in her arms looking up
Shes like Reptile, you gotta do a cheat code to unlock her.
please kys. we all think it would be fod the best.
I recognize that gay blowjob
imagine how awkward it was when this guy quietly scurried off without a word after doing this. do you think he power walked or full sprinted for the exit?
He doubled down and took another. He took about five other pictures with the flash on.
I refuse to believe she signed that
no she really did
all 5 of them
Purest of physical kino
Those udon noodles look great. I wish I had a gf to go and eat some noodles with.
that's her brother
Here's the photographer
Chris from family guy
>NIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>*click*
Why was it so damn dark in the first place though
wasn't there more photos to this? I think I remember saving the set but can't find it.
I haven't seen this photo since 2015 yet I remember almost every detail
Where's the two lads in the back?
Did he cut his wrists before taking the picture?
what is the context of this one?
Stalker at restaurant busted out the camera and took 20 photos in succession, all with flash on
WHERE'S THE BEAR AND DANCING CATS?
They should hold strong. I remember conventions in like 2008 where Norman Reedus was signing autographs for $20 and didn't even have a line. Look at him now.
A guy like Norman Reedus now will get a guaranteed 5 figure appearance fee, hotel and airfare. I remember hearing celebrities back in the day having to pay conventions for their table.
>dajokahbaby
>cringe
cringe
Here's a reddit one
me in 29 E
dios mio, the wall is a cruel b***h
I don't get the thing people have with "redheads" because most look even worse without make-up
did she give him a really dry blowjob with lots of teeth?
Man I'd be so pissed if I met her instead of literally anybody else from the office
I'd like to meet Dakota from the last episode.
i met dakota skye at my old job
>Died
>June 9, 2021 (aged 27)
>Skid Row, Los Angeles, California, United States
>In the early hours of June 9, Skye asked to nap in a stranger's recreational vehicle; she was seen smoking something before lying on the man's couch. A short time later she was discovered deceased.
Has anyone's life ended more ingloriously?
Sounds about average for a pornstar.
>Skye was first raised by her alcoholic mother and aspired to be a marine biologist.
I could have saved her.
Heard that b***h is unbreakable
id have fricked her anywhere on that plane, wherever she asked. erin was the best from the office
You know that’s a guy, right?
isn't that the 'chompiest driest blowjob vid' girl?
why is she so old and still riding in coach? those producer credits not paying out?
I don't feel sorry for these schmucks. Conventions are completely moronic. Absolute nobodies charging $50 or more to get a selfie or an autograph. They charge you for both individually too. I can't believe morons actually pay it.
I paid $40 for a picture with Lea Thompson and it's a good picture, only time I've ever paid for that. I also have a picture with Garbage at Tower records from 1998 when Version 2.0 was out.
>character introduced as "kelly"
>other characters say "but we have a kelly so that's confusing"
>character uses their middle name instead, "erin"
>NEVER MENTION THIS AGAIN
i was on Cinemaphile the day this happened
same!
The man did nothing wrong here
>make sure to watch all my shows and buy tickets to all my movies!! teehee
>uhh no, i can not take literally one second to look at a camera. gross
she was picking up herpes cream or something, shes covering her lips
Sex, not even once
I was at CVS the day that happened.
He looks like a creep. Don't celebs have people to keep these types away?
He overpowered them.
Her nose is sharper than your average knife
dumb rat got exposed for having the herp
What a fricking c**t.
she wouldn't have been so bothered but she was there to pick up her herpes medication and some antibiotics for her chlamydia
Plan B and fungus cream I reckon.
i cant stand this passive aggressive reddit speak
i was today years old when I heard anna kendrick say fellow humans!
>hey fellow humans
Why do people fricking talk like this?
millennial humor
What prescriptions. What could they possibly be that she needs to keep top secret? Adderall? Doubt it. Antidepressants? More of the damn country is on them, than not. It had to have been some vile shit. Like Seroquel or AZT.
>Whoops haha
King shit.
why didn't she just say no to the photo?
Rapp deserves this fate, fricker robbed us of Spacey Kino, no one gives a frick if a gay does gay shit, gay pride man, now we have no Spacey Kino because of it, it's a terrible shame, terrible.
I honestly feel someone at Paramount told him to put the story out there to damage Netflix, their main competition at the time.
If Netflix stuck by Spacey they'd be discredited by #metoo and people who hate nonces, if Netflix cut Spacey from their biggest show then future celebrities would hesitate to work with them long term in case of an allegation coming forwards and derailing the careers.
It kind of worked.
My cousin has a pic hunting with Steve Zahn where they’re both camod up. Never met him personally but he sounds based as frick
i used to see steve zahn at UK basketball games occasionally
that guy rocks
They call it football
What a brutal mogging
All this time I thought that STD guy was the guy from Firefly (Ann's dad in Arrested Development) so I figured he'd have a bigger line but apparently I'm just a face blind autist.
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
That's grade A fricking hilarious, real talk though, I'd chat it up with Combs, ask him to sign some stuff then walk out the room after that. Those other actors should take the moment to reflect on how bad the crap is they helped shove into the world.
I remember going to a convention once and saw Kevin Sorbo at his booth all alone with no one in line.
My wife just told me she got her picture taken with Sorbo but didn't pay for it.
Told her haha I hope not
I don’t get it. Sorbo railed your wife and you wanted it too?
Sorbo is based beyond belief!
His twitters were fricking hilarious, no idea how they never banned him.
…more time…just need more time
>go to blah blah blah con in bumfrick nowhere
>wearing aviators and some loose fitting clothes
>walk around the normals like i'm one of them
>oogle all the underage girls in 3 inch skirts
>no one even ever realizes who i am
>finally get to feel sorta normal again for a few hours
>>no one even ever realizes who i am
you were wearing aviators. they knew you were an incel.
ouch burn haha ya got me keep me posted bud
seething
Yeah, thats how life works. Random strangers dont know who you are or what your fetishes are, or care.
Official Joe Biden post
>images that give you second-hand embarrassment?
then why are you posting the utterly based Trekkie line?
it's considered rude to ignore the other members of a group even if you only like one
don't be like this
arr rook same
unironically needed a whole afternoon of k-pop to start discerning the ant people chicks
Idol culture is the most degenerate form of celebrity worship.
If I saw this happen I would immediately go and hug her.
this was fricking hilarious. I can't believe they actually put it in the special.
context?
Rupert Grint says "I love you" and Emma Watson just laughs at his face and then he awkwardly adds "as a friend" at the end to avoid complete and utter embarrassment
I just would have called for a press conference the day after this aired so I could kill myself on live tv
>I shop
>I mask
I actually found Shia drunk off his ass passed out near the exit of a random pub while walking the street back to my home. I couldn't believe it. I even asked asked him, just to make sure: "Hey, Shia, Where is Bumblebee?"
He told me to go frick myself. Felt bad for him. He also looked hurt as if he had picked up a fight and lost.
heeee heeeee
Cinemaphile version
>be like 14
>first metallica concert
>wait outside on this ledge that overlooks where their tour bus is parked after the show to try and get a glimpse as the band leaves the gig to get on the bus
>notice Lars keeps peeking out the door of the venue at us then slamming it shut
>James finally looks out and sees we're just kids and comes right out walking out towards us with a smile
>my buddy immediately pulls his shirt off, starts rubbing his nipples and screams "METALEEKUHH!!!!!!" in a high pitched voice at the top of his lungs
>See James smiles visibly drop into a frown
>He stops walking towards us, waves, and goes right into the tour bus
>the rest of the band doesn't come out until we leave
Lel
that's hilarious metallica are such gays
lars is a gay, james and kirk are cool
Damn, I would've killed to meet James. What year was this?
Fricking LUL. That friend is a treasure.
>Be me
>2018
>First time going to a major convention, Anime Expo
>Wander about as friend waits in line for AliceSoft merch
>See there's a Rooster Teeth booth full of cool RvB merch
>Buy some Wall plates and 2 T-shirts
>See the Booth has another section wrapping around and decide to wander down a red carpet line where at the end are sitting at a table, Miles Luna and Kerry Shawcross are finishing up lunch.
>Ohfrick.exe
>Apologize and try to walk away, Miles doesn't mind and beacons me to come over
>Start panicking because I notice along the line area is stuff for RWBY and "Meet the Writers!"
>I gave up on Rwby around Season 1 episode 11
>They start talking, asking how the convention is going, and What my "Favorite" part of RWBY is, obviously since I didn't just ACCIDENTALLY stumble in.
>I stay quiet for a good few seconds before blurting out "I Liek duh music!"
>Thankfully, they assume it's just fan nervousness and go on about the music process and working with artists like Casey Lee Williams
>Thank them and try to leave
>Kerry asks if I want a picture
>S U R E
>Take a photo where I am very sweaty with Miles, Kerry and finished bags of Five Guy's behind them.
And that Cinemaphile is why when ever I see that restaurant I am fricking accosted by memories of cringe that feel like a gut punch.
It's rooster teeth, they're all sweaty nerds themselves. You're probably in a better state than they are now anon.
Thanks for sharing!
I dont know why you felt embarassed, at least you werent one of the ones involved in making rbwy.
p.s. that miles guy is cringe as frick, started watching a couple RT clips after decades again. frickface aint terrible though (or at least it wasnt)
Because I basically walked into the Fan meetup line for RWBYs writers and they thought I was a super fan. It was a fricking whirlwind and more effort to explain i only care about RvB.
I was at a skate demo once and my face ended up with Jamie Thomas' and Chris Cole's in Thrasher
why’d he do it bros?
>helps joaquin get the oscar
it all worked out in the end
>Your room is a MESS!
he's da jokah baby
Barry Keoghan's joker kinda sounds like this guy
is that dan bawdt
Tennant’s suit jacket game is amazing
I met Shia drinking his ass off inside a local pub I was chilling in one night. Almost snapped my neck with how fast I doubletaked. I wanted to figure out if it was actually him but I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just yelled out "Yo Steven, where is Even?" He yelled back that I was a fricking idiot. Got pissed at him. He left the pub not long after that so I followed him out and beat the shit out of him.
Reminds me of a time when I was in a boozer that's not my local, but I go in from time to time
>Just sitting having a comfy pint
>Look over in the corner
>What the...I know him
>Well, not personally
>Go over and tell him how much I think he's an underrated actor
>Midnight Express, Alien, The Elephant Man, V for Vendetta, The Naked Civil Servant
>This homie can do it all
>Let him know that
>Ask if I can buy him a pint
>Looks a bit perturbed and declines my offer
>Realise I'm bothering him and he probably just wants a quiet pint
>Apologise and leave him alone
>Look back over at him
>Realise it's Ian McKellan and not John Hurt
Turns out he drinks in there regularly if he's in the area. Personally I haven't been back just in case he's there after I made a c**t of myself.
Have you told this story before? I very distinctly remember this.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nEJf_yfDBag?feature=share
Not a picture but anything like this
Melvin and Jokah baby don't bother me because they're funny, soulful cringe but watching some poor autistic disabled man make an absolute fool of themselves and think that it's genuinely sick and awesome makes my stomach churn
I'd kill for Tatiana
>be me
>invest in trans futures
>40% losses
underrated
Titless b***h.
Come on, that one is cute.
Jolly fat Italian New Yorker kino
I actually met Hugh Jackman a few years ago. Super nice guy.
Henry's come to see us! Jesus Christ be praised!
the guys ecstatic expression always gets me
She knows the guy is a Beast Boy in the sheets
Guys living his best life.
i recognize that bulge!
boner robin was a legend. he used to run cosplay deviants, right?
too bad we never saw the hog unleashed
>people think thats a guy
newbies the lot of you
Holy public erection
It's not an image, but...
>2007
>I went up to CT to go to Ozzfest with my dad and some friends from school.
>We're hanging out in front of the first stage where all the non-headliners play.
>We're like, right up by the front, but off to the side against the fence that rings the area. On the other side of the fence are all the tour busses, backstage shit, etc.
>One of the bands on the early lineup is some shit band called Wicked Wisdom, which apparently is fronted by Will Smith's wife. I did not know this at the time, because who the frick would, but it's true. Also, they fricking suck, absolutely garbage. Like, fricking abysmal.
>At some point during their dogshit set, I happen to look out through the fence (which is sorta covered by some netting they put up to cover fences at construction sites and such). On the other side of the fence like 20 feet away is Will Smith.
>He hates his wife's band just as much as the rest of us do.
>I shouted at him to go sing Big Willy Style, and he laughed.
Honestly, I kinda wish he did it tho.
this was actually 05, i was at the one in MA which was the first date of the tour.
her band came on and it was absolute brutality. i never saw heckling anything like it.
you could see will visible in the back corner of the stage, and it was either people shitting on the band or screaming for will to come on. he seemed to think it was funny, maybe this is when he still had some humanity left.
what a shitshow that ozzfest was
I had a pretty cringe celeb moment.
>Walking down NYC street drunk with friends
>See Kate Mckinnon
>Always hated her face, I wanna frick with her
>Yell loudly "IS THAT KATE MCKINNON, OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?!" in the crowded street
>No one gives a shit and nothing happens
>Thought everyone was gonna mob her for autographs or pictures or some shit like what happens in the movies
Honestly don't even know who that is
whats saturday night live
No pic, just a story.
>go to Florence with my parents
>see posters all over the place with Steven Tyler on them because he’s doing some kind of show there or something
>go to cozy little restaurant with parents
>enjoying the most fabulous meal ever
>Steven Tyler walks in. Walks over to a table and just stands there talking to them.
>mom: “hey, wait a minute. is that Steven Tyler?”
>me: “yes”
>mom: “aren’t you going to talk to him?”
>me: “no.”
>we keep eating
>mom: “he keeps staring at us.”
>me: “no he isn’t.”
>mom: “no, he totally is! it’s weird.”
>several discrete glances do confirm that he is staring at us.
>he looks confused.
>finish meal. leave without talking to him.
I think we might have hurt his feelings, like he was wondering why we didn’t recognize him. I just didn’t want to bug him or be a creepy sperg.
I feel like this is always weird. Like you know it bothers some of them if they can just walk around and run errands without anybody recognizing them but then there are some who are annoyed as frick by it
Should have said his daughter was hot as frick, bare minimum expected interaction with him
I mean Jeffery Combs is awesome.
He is a national treasure.
He has a very good head on his shoulders.
>maybe 2020ish
>work at servo
>the veronicas stop in for fuel
>the one that comes in is very obviously extremely fricking high
>both are bogged beyond belief and it stands out horribly in person
not an awkward homosexual so i didnt ask for a pic
Mate the Veronicas were hot as frick when I was in high school. Looks like they took the buccpill and some other shit, shame
imagine being at those tables and seeing everyone is lined up just for Jeffery Combs and nobody wants to see you
Every frame of every superhero movie.
remins me of this star trek actress that came to a con in mi city
Problem is, nobody in mexico fricking watched star trek so nobody fricking knew her.
Some boomers felt bad I guess and started asking her questions out of pity during her conference
I wonder how much it would cost for GFE from some of the no autograph line female stars. I bet you can frick one for $1500.
if you are not trolling, you should get help man
>be me
>flying back from Europe from first overseas trip ever
>2008
>Colin Farrell walks through the airport and all the ladies start screaming
>he was doing some press tour for In Bruges
>get on the plane and he’s sitting up in first class
>I’m sitting kind of near the front of poor people class so I can basically hear the stewardesses giggling and flirting with him for like 14 hours
>one comes up and goes on about how much she liked him in 12 monkeys
>after a minute he stops her and says actually that was brad Pitt
>she fumbles a bit she leaves
>hear him groan to himself
Lol poor dude
I went to community college with this guy, and have held that exact mousepad in my hands
post it with a timestamp
post the breasts
That's brutal as frick
It really is amazing. NuTrek troony shills eternally btfo. They hate that photo, lul.
Jeffrey Combs is awesome in pretty much all of his roles, in and out of Star Trek. What have the STD cast done?
>R: 293 / I: 55
not even one about that Jenna jim&pam fixation
Why should anyone be ashamed to meet weyoun AND shran?
Jodie Whittaker from Doctor Who
There is something extremely embarrassing about Jodie