What are some Australian Television and Film that are worth watching?
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What are some Australian Television and Film that are worth watching?
What are some Australian Television and Film that are worth watching?
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Lake dungo a shit
DILATE
Mr Inbetween taught me that Australians eat a lot of chinese food (dimmies)
never heard of that. fiction isn't your friend for learning real life. i thought that the hardest gangsters are gay guys because i watched the wire
They are the hardest gangsters because they're always around other men
gays are the hardest gangsters, but its not the gays your picturing. Essentially modern gangs are run by psychopathic gays who want young boys imitating prison b***h culture on the outside so they can jerk off. Thug life is gay as hell. Nobody will admit it, because it ruins the image, but I absolutely refuse to think any top ranking American gangster isn't a homosexual trying to take advantage of men.
we we eat chinese all the time for takeaway, but it more depends on what kinda takeaway joints are near you
dimsims go hard though
They don't have a choice. China owns them.
muttistan is owned by israelites, does that mean you all eat kosher?
Yes moron. Muslims don't eat pork
>surely Australia has no israeli influence in their country
K
We call Dim Dims Dimmies. And they come from the fish and chip shop
dimmies are an australian invention you ignorant c**ts. sure it was invented by a fricking boat person but it was done in right here in straya. get a dog up yas.
ur a right c**t, mate
> It was popularized by a Chinese immigrant in Melbourne who originally came from Guangdong
If you consider this Australian, you aren't a country
what part of boat person didn't you understand, melbourne? it's about the where, no the who.
If a Chinese guy invents something in your house, you didn't invent it
but my house isn't in china
In this case, China's in your house
wouldn't fit
>t. ignorant homosexual whos country has a chinatown in every city
And I call the people in Chinatown Chinese. You call them Australian and try to associate yourself with their food and customs.
check out this ignorant homosexual who doesnt know about australia claiming everything as australian regardless of where they came from
and i'll see you c**ts in 3 days
>The Great Wahl of Choina? Yeah, peak Aussie, c**t
>the great wall of china is in australia
the american education system everyone
I think you didn't understand the post you're responding to
I dont you understand how much you are projecting right now
*dont think you
and it was invented to cater to the tastes of Australians, claiming it's Chinese is like claiming Chicago deep dish pizza is Italian you won't fricking find that in Italy and you won't fricking find dim sims in china
Might as well say modern Hollywood movies are Chinese films because they're made to cater to the Chinese market
Unless they're made in china and funded by china, your analogy doesn't work at all
You mean to say unless they're made by the Chinese, which is my point.
you have reversed what was stated
I think you've confused yourself in your devils advocacy
What else does "by China" mean? The country itself? Or its people?
If you made an American made a movie in china for the Chinese would it be an American movie or a Chinese movie?
that is the equivalent, not what you said
American directors often film movies in other countries.
Yes, are they considered American movies?
or the country they are made in and from?
As an example, Game of Thrones is an American TV series that filmed all over Europe.
if they're made in Australia they're considered an Australian movie
they are Chinese films, Tencent invests heavily in them
... yeah that ended already. china doesn't really care about hollywood
Australians love a succulent Chinese meal.
Dim Sims aren't Chinese, invented here in Australia and they're a pretty good snack
In the eastern states
that's like saying Chimichangas are Mexican
can't go past the dimmies, mate
Lake mungo is boring as hell
Alanah Pierce's youtube channel.
Nah, I'd rather would watch the clips Rahul is filming with her or the ones o her other exes
I've got some kino for ya
I thought that was canadian
That's Stargate
co-production between Australia and Canada, used to be pretty common
How can she look so hot from either side but not straight on?
brooke snatchwell could eat an apple through a picket fence
came like 6 times
Neighbours used to be great.
who are these chicks?
never heard of them
seconded!
Toadfish is still on that fricking show 25 years later
sweet jesus
very nice
What a body. Holy shit
Yeah. He must work out.
FERTILE
Brooke Satchwell has had such a long and seemingly successful career without ever really "taking off"
>On 26 November 2008, Satchwell was in a building which was attacked by terrorists in the Mumbai Terrorist Attacks. She hid in a cupboard until gunfire ceased.
the jeets almost got her
Is that who Australian actress Tilda Cobham-Hervey played in the film adaptation of the event, Hotel Mumbai? She met and soon began fricking Dev Patel at the set of that.
... You're not fooling me:
You just typed "Hipster, unbearable" into an AI image generator, didn't you?
Nope. Real.
you know toadie banged all these chicks backstage
That drinking movie where the guy gets raped is kino. Apparently they get so fricked up in the Yabba(?) they turn homosexual.
Wake in Fright but he wasn't raped
anything before the 90s is ok
after that its just globalism
90s/early 2000s Footy Show is pure gold, full of lad banter, hot chicks and general fricking around. It was a better time
Prisoner Cell Block H of course.
>not one post about the hot teenager
wtf happened to this board
you all a bunch of eunuchs or something?
Sex with 18 yr okd Indiaja Evans
>apart from a small role in thor she hasn't done shit since 2015
what is she up to
she cute
Living in my basement rent free
We used to be a proper country
We still are anon.
It’s taboo to say you find an 18 year old hot and would sleep with them
Fun fact!:She was the inspiration for Kaolla Su
She is in her 30s now and had a small cameo apoearence in Thor Love and Thunder as one of Zeus's women.
Still beauitiful as frick.
The shots with the total babes around Zeus was one of the few parts of Love and Thunder that I actively enjoyed.
I also liked Russell Crowe sounding like a Greek Fish and Chip shop owner, and Bale doing his thing, the rest of the film sucked.
I swear to fricking god, he based his role on Con the fruiterer.
I absolutely LOST it, was waiting for a "beyoooooooooootiful maaaaate" the entire movie.
Wondering this as well. I thought this was the thread
This is good and you can’t change my mind
you're so fricken moronic
this shit is ultra cringe
you have to be 18+ to post here
it is cringe, maybe if netflix didn't produce it it may've had a chance
netflix is incapable of not being cringey, sterile, grey mashed potato content for rainbow flag worshippers
aunty Donna were cringe before they were on shitflix, Bondi hipsters are like them if they were actually good and funny, they had a good show a few years ago called soulmates
one of the Bondi hipsters also did Trent from punchy
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The only Australian TV shows I watched are H2O: Just Add Water, Mako Mermaids and Sea Patrol. Movies I think only ones starring Teresa Palmer or Elizabeth Debicki.
I coomed so hard to H20 after school, good ol days
Round the Twist
The Girl from Tomorrow
Escape from Jupiter
Return to Jupiter
Remember seeing side boob in round the twist. 80s/90s kids tv was much better.
HAVE YOU EVER...
I still remember watching the very first episode when it was broadcast in the UK circa 1990
i miss that bikini style so much bros
It's YouTube so up to you if you class it as Cinemaphile but the big lez show and its spin offs are fricking great.
I somehow had never heard of it up until a week or so ago but Big Lez and Sassy are incredible. Yew fawkin druggah
Snap.
They're great, but I'd take a Mike Nolan show forever over both. He's the real star in my opinion.
Mike Frickin Nolan was your everyday journeyman bloke doing normal everyday shit. Lez is great but eventually got too smashed on drugs to even do a single comprehendable episode w/o some weird crazy shit that would be funnier if you yourself was also on drugs. Nolans long weekend was shit though, boring af. Latana Bush is my favorite
Walkabout
i think her version of blue lagoon is the best version tbh
Primo Aussie box gap, mmmmmm
We must secure the existence of white women
eww b***h should have shaved her legs before filming
peach fuzz is one of the best things about white women
wow
this is the peak aryan female body type. don't let the israelites tell you otherwise
She's no Brooke.
Round the Twist
HAVE YOU EVER
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
WHEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
YOU GO ROUND THE TWIST
It was on bong telly in the '90s and I still remember the tune
very disappointed you Aussies call chippies the fish and chip shop instead of the chippo or something like that
We call people who do cabinet making (installing kitchen cupboards and shit like that) chippies. We also do refer to the chips themselves as chippies. Does that help?
aussie here, a chippy is a builder to me.
hairy arms would not bang
Vellus hair is sexy you gay.
>i have never seen a girl in real life
Double The Fist.
The one with the Panda-cloning Ziggurat has the chick from Chuck in one of her first roles.
Another cute chick in the second season (who is a transformer that switches from human to vending machine) later did this skit on another comedy program:
(front chick)
Literally never seen anybody mention Double the Fist before. I was starting to think I hallucinated it on tv for a few weeks 15 years ago or whatever.
I remember being good stupid fun though
>Double The Fist
thought that was kiwi
double the fist was great, I always suggest it in these Aussie tv threads
>Yvonne Strahovski on Double The First
This one:
Yvonne StraHOTski.
Flamin' Nora!
who dat!
>secret valley
>watch this space
>d-generation
>big gig
Animal Kingdom
aussies pumped out some next-level trash in the 90s that found its way on day-time screens in my yuro country
vaguely recall one with some half-human half-dolphin or something girl who .. I dunno .. solved mysteries or whatever
was that H2O? I remember we also had a surf show as well, a lot of millennials remember watching it but nobody can recall the name
likely if you're an aussie and know the show I'm referring to. don't recall watching a full episode at any point; just remember it existing as a show neither I nor anyone I knew actually watched and could refer to in any way
the girl was hot (obv) and possibly ethnic
ocean girl. The actress was polish. Our kids shows were a lot more creative than most other stuff on aus tv back then
looks like it. name is very to the point too
assume it didn't last beyond a season
lasted 4 seasons, shit was pretty kino
did ocean Mr.Burns get his commupence in the end?
>Ocean Girl
First season >>> the rest
That brings up a long lost memory. I don't remember which American channel showed it, but I had a huge crush on the fishgirl
The Disney Channel aired this along with "Spellbinder"
Both shows are kino
I want to frick an ai sitcom babe
mad max 2
Mel is American.
Mel isn't brown or a israelite, so that's clearly false.
DOUBLE THE FIST
Allow it. Mephisto was shit tier
the womp was god tier though
Danger 5
South Australians make the best film. Season 2 is GOAT IMO but it's all great
This is just a poor man's Darkplace with "rAnDoM" humour.
Heartbreak High
there's a remake too, wtf? fricking zoomers can't leave shit be.
>Mad Max
>Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior
>Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
>Mad Max: Fury Road
>The Rover
>Animal Kingdom
>Snowtown
>Wake In Fright
>Wolfs Creek
>Lake Mungo
>The Proposition
>The Square
>Muriel's Wedding
>The Castle
>Talk To Me
>Hacksaw Ridge
>Nitram
>The Drover's Wife
>Lion
>The Last Wave
>A History of Darkness
>Razorback
>Late Night with the Devil
>Turkey Shoot
>Rogue
>The Nightingale
>Last of the Knucklemen
Those are all good - great movies or better... just off the top of my head. I'm sure I could probably think of a fair few more.
>no romper stomper
Chopper is missing from that fantastic list, imho
Australian films not about Australian topics are good, films which tell a story about Australians.
The Piano (1993
Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
Vincent (1987) (Paul Cox)
Pure Shit (1975) (Bert Deling )
Great film
>Hacksaw Ridge
Should've post the other Gibson movie also: Gallipoli.
I think everyone kinda recognises the fat long-haired lad from Neighbours
dunno his name or if he's even still alive (hope for his sake he is)
Toadfish. I hear he's still on that fricking show 25 years later.
he's got a good thing going I suppose
There was a show on ABC for a while called Hungry Beast which was basically another Chaser, I can't remember how good it was but I'll never forget this three second shot they did for one shitty sketch.
Thats some high quality breasts right there, I must know who the actress is now
Another one from the same show
Mvp bro my penis thanks you kindly
Frick me sideways its Veronica Milson! I always thought she had saggers! Damn son thats some primo spank bank material
Copy that!
Man, those are so nice.
hungry beast was the chaser made by melbournites who thought the chaser was too far right
I refuse to watch any Australian kino that doesn't feature a polar bear-sized spider just lurching in the corner ready to pounce on all the characters however mundane/non-huge spider related the scenario
>ywn get drunk with jailbait Margot Robbie
Review With Myles Barlow
round the twist
girl from tomorrow
nice, light-hearted movie to watch with the kids
This and penguin bloom back to back
Indiana Evans was great with Samara Weaving in Ash vs The Evil Dead
I watched every single episode of Bush Tucker Man. All kino.
The most important survival lesson I took away from it is to NEVER go to Australia.
>Bush Tucker Man
Why what did he say or saw?
Harry Butler is the real kino
nah. ray mears is the king
Aerodynamic
I miss DPCU so much bros it's unreal
Always wondered why his hat was like that
crocodile dundee for fuxache.
I fricking love tight little butts like hers. Whew.
>tight little butts
that butt is anything but little
that butt is concave sir.
That butt has to be spelt with one less "t"
this butt is so tiny I needed my reading glasses to see it.
that lack of back, has scientists redefining what an ass even it.
I found out the other day that the guy who inspired crocodile Dundee died in a meth fuelled shoot out with the cops
Indiana Evans a cute
There was this Aussie or NZ kids show starring teens where in one of the episodes they wander out into a deep forest where some sort of magic mushrooms grow that can become huge and take the shape of humans and they start imitating the teens and for some reason they explode into slime, there's also a bit where they have to cross a forest ravine by going over a fallen log like a bridge, it really stuck with me but I can't find what it was to save my life
The 'Yuckles' episode of Round The Twist
Holy frick thank you, I've been looking for this for 20 years
round the twist had tons of weird stuff, it was like the X-Files for kids
I remember watching it often but I had the Yuckles episode taped so it stuck with me the most, the only other thing I can remember is an old guy smoking a pipe in a lighthouse
the family lived in the lighthouse but there was also a bunch of ghosts in the lighthouse, I think the old pipesmoker was a ghost, been ages since I watched the show though
I'm Australian and I actively try to avoid Australian media.
yeah because now it's shit
> legally required to pump out hours of garbage each week
can't wait for the new season of the fricking block
For me it’s Norman Gunston
greatest celebrity interviewer of all time
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Maslin Beach (1997)
God, she looks delicious.
Here's the scene from the OP:
Unf
Kimberly Davies was my childhood Aussie soap crush
Melissa George for me
straight to Alf's rape dungeon
sex, rape even
how old is she in this clip
16
young enough to be molded correctly
I can see why no one ever made webms of this, she looks either high or moronic and the accent is horrid
Mr. Inbetween. Aussie Bill Burr is fricking awesome.
Bianca from Series 8 of Big Brother Australia.
I must have watched this and Mr Accident a thousand times as a kid, weekly rentals from Video Ezy. Spent literally 15 pre-internet / early internet years going insane trying to find what movie it was because i remembered pic related very vividly, first time i'd seen a 'real life' movie do wacky cartoon shit. Found 'em on Stan last year and could remember some scenes word for word.
I miss the uniqueness of the Australian Film industry before just becoming a tax haven slopshop for Fox(Now Disney) and Warner Bros.
it's strange how much he dropped off the map, hasn't done anything since Mr accident, I just looked him up and the dude is fricking 70 now, fricking insane
ai doesnt count
>I know what all of those words mean, and yet that poster makes no sense!
holy moly this is all coming together.
im american and itt just learned who yahoo serious is
(Formerly Chuck's)
Mirror Mirror
Parallax
Nothing, Aussies haven't invented or created anything worth while except a stick that comes back when you throw it and hats with bits of cork hanging of it.
Invent spelling and punctuation before you post again, ESL baitposter.
for me it's the time channel v broadcast this
Heeeey, I member that gif!
how did the guys oiling them up hide their boners
Like, ew. They’re like 13 who could get a boner from oiling up a literal child while she giggles and squirms?
and moans because the feeling of a man touching her is pleasure to her
That’s gross humans don’t have any sexual inclination until they’re 26
>That’s gross humans don’t have any sexual inclination until they’re 26
You disgust me, sick frick. The age that people start having sexual thoughts is 42.
Zip it Stabler. They're legal now.
ha ha ha yes!
lost
>faw-deen
yeah that's really fricking sketchy
>sketchy
that's putting it mildly
the guys feeling up those 14 year olds would be kicked out of the friend group and become loners for the rest of their lives
bros don't let bros touch under 18s
let's be honest they'd probably move to thailand once that happened
delusional. nobody gave a shit when it aired
Remember when Harry conic had a hissy fit over blackface. Lol good times.
How so?
I need to move there
Walkabout for prime Jenny Agutter in all her naked glory.
why do all austrailian women have a variation of that same face with beady, narrow eyes and an oversized mouth?
Anglo-Saxon but each state looks different
it saddens me to think how many of these girls go unnoticed by the world
so many bong, aussie, and even mainland euro cuties are nearly impossible to find online
i think the original Wilfred was Australian.
>jews at the 'lets destroy Australia' meeting I'm sure they had at some point
they seem to like these hopping sheep things
Gonna try move there from England, lads. Want out this hellhole.
>be me age 12
>picrel comes out
>several scenes literally have to be reshot after it was shown over in the UK because parents wrote in that you could regularly see Kenny's (the asian girl's) underwear
>that scene of her running in Graffiti
>had to be edited to remove a bunch of her tit bouncing
>Look her up years later
>https://www.instagram.com/chacha.burlesque/
Kino as frick
The show was actually good and Fliss getting over Ryan Scott was actually really good character development
>That anon that posted the episode with the asians perky breasts popping out.
Her breasts never fell out
And posting the gif of her running gets you a warning or ban, depending since she was 12 in it
aussie tv is one of the saddest things I know about
Pizza
>FAT PIZZA
Indeed
Where my Pugwall bros?
Kath and Kim, best comedy series we've ever made.
Rake a close second, followed by the original Wilfred.
I had some Australian friends who insisted I watch this with them. I laughed politely but it really wasn't very funny. All I can remember about it now is how much "Look at moi" seemed to crack them up.
ausgay here, it's a pretty well known fact that our humour is a lot dryer than amerigay humour. more aligned with britgay humour.
Kath and Kim is fairly funny to us as as we've all known people like this at some point in our lives
There's something about ephebe breasts
she's 16, those are just breasts.
Exceptionally youthful; flawless really.
zero sag
I remember girls like this in school and I'd have to jerk off in the bathroom while thinking of them.
A little known film about some small time sapphire miners that's a good watch. the story really starts because Andy decides to be a dickhead and run over a ute. I wonder what the budget was on pushing the d8 off the hill was?
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Ummm? EXCUSE ME, CHUDCELS. THAT GIRL IS ONLY 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS OLD
YOU DISGUST ME
buncha sick fricks in this thread that's for sure
is this australian show worth it?
who frick is that
some mulatto bawd. you get a dozen for a dollar down here.
Australia sending some amazing actors these days ngl
too fat
that c**t would melt while next to one of these
Around the Twist
need those buds in my mouth fr no cap
>Ctrl+F Bluey
>0 results
Australian Joker
Dying Breed was ok for some low budget horror
This is an alright Aussie mystery drama show. Casting is a bit pozzed , but otherwise it’s entertaining
Isn't that guy Welsh?
Review
Aussies since you're being colonized do you have shitskin pajeets and lebs in every tv show now?
it seems like every time I try to watch something new here there's Black folk shoehorned in. I have fatigue
no it's mostly full of abo's and Africans, pajeets don't get put on tv much, yes to the lebs and Muslims they get put in alot of shit
>Aussies since you're being colonized
by who?
>be the hottest chuck in Transformers 1
>megan fox has a jealous moan to the powers that be and makes sure you dont get recast for 2
she was a prefect at my high school
god id love if she disciplined me. I think Id act out just for her to talk to me
>the palace cinema in melbourne is called The Kino
frick I should really move there
The Rover was ok
The Proposition
It's another Guy Pearce kino, like
If you're looking for a really sick Australian historical book though, check out Batavia's Graveyard (2003).
Will you be my neighbour