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holy milk
holy floppers
Saggers are really the best
fricking disgusting
Fricking gay
desperate betas with no standards
Desperate gay
we get it you suck wieners
Based. I will never tire of my wife's enormous, and still growing, chest.
Is it just me or did everyone in the last years on Cinemaphile manage to get a big boobied wife?
it's true
Proof??? Every big titty thread on Cinemaphile now has a couple of anons saying they have a big tittied wife or mum
you didnt got one? here is mine
Congrats
Wife or mum?
sister
Life must've been hard growing up together
why? just bang her
she goes by pchan / fuko if anyone is interested
I can't post proof right now as I'm at work. If you've been in past threads, I'm the anon who last weighed his wife at 417 pounds.
>I'm the anon who last weighed his wife at 417 pounds.
I'm good then thanks
Any other anons with a hot mum/wife?
kek. Not even if she has outgrown her S-cup bras?
Nah thanks
Don't mind some fat on my women but that's not my type
I thought so too, anon. Our initial goal for her was only 100kg, but as she continued to grow we both came to love her incredible figure and appetite.
As long as you're happy and healthy carry on
I'll be here waiting for some anon kind enough to post their Mimi Rogers look a like mom or wife
Until then: What's the biggest pair you've personally handled? And what's the heaviest woman you've been with?
Biggest pair probably my beach friend when I was still in a high school who was also bigger than me
Heaviest woman just probably one of the many milfs I encountered on nudist beaches
Nothing better than a nudist beach. No woman can hide from my wife's mogging.
Nudist beaches are a magnet for milfs
I'd agree with that. When our friends and us go, only the milfs are confident enough to approach us and ask questions to my wife.
>there's a nudist beach on the track that my mother runs across early in the morning for her jogging sessions
bros.... should I be worried?
Perhaps she'll be inspired by the figures of the other women.
afaik it's mostly crusty old women populating that nudist beach
5'9, with blonde short hair, blue eyes, not fat but not fit either
>afaik it's mostly crusty old women populating that nudist beach
Depends then on if anyone talks to her and offers suggestions on her routine and diet.
she isn't that friendly
kek. Then you are probably safe. What's her figure like?
read bro. told another anon not fat but not fit either, normal me thinks
I did read that, I meant beyond that, i.e., top or bottom heavy.
absolutely top heavy
Do you know her size?
if i had to guess.... uh.... 37 or 38dds?
That's about a 16DD here in Australia. Decent, but rather small comparatively.
dk i'm just guessing so i may be wrong
they're really noticeable especially when she lies down, it's one thing i can't forget about them
Does she wear her bra at home? After my wife outgrew her L-cups, she stopped wearing her bras at home and then altogether, as she was gaining quickly then.
no and i'd even say every occasion is good enough for her to remove her bra since you can tell it makes her sweat during the summer in particular
Every occasion? Expand on that.
comes back home from work, removes her shirt, removes her bra, puts on a t shirt, .... this has been her routine since.... may
Similar to my wife. If it's hot enough then she'll be wearing a shirt and panties only within 2 minutes of being home.
yeah sometimes she wears only her underwear too
pointless complaint since most of the times you can still see her nips through the shits she wears
Does your mum like her figure?
why do women even wear shirts, free the nipple AMIRIGHT
Yes, they do this and the smell is horrible.
yup
yeah
Where would you rank her compared to her friends?
#1 what kinda question is that kek
Well, I am always comparing my wife's size and appetite to her friends. I wondered if you did similarly with your mum and her bust.
if u put it that way.... me thinks there's actually one of her friends who has a bigger bust than her but she isn't a milf at all kek i'll tell you that
lol. Too much woman for you?
not at all? she just isn't good looking nor has a good figure
I meant that this other woman was larger and so, as with your earlier posts, less to your tastes.
what earlier posts? i like normal/fit women
This?
that's not me anon kek. i responded to that op after he said beaches are a natural attraction for hot moms
Ahh my mistake. Your similar tastes confused me.
find me someone who doesn't enjoy MILFS
lol true, but we do differ in our taste of a woman's figure.
yesh reading your previous posts we differ indeed.
Nothing beats a BBW anon. The attention and questions she first got from our friends that first time we went to the nudist beach will be in my memories forever.
my mum swoon people at normal beaches so she'd terrorize a nudist one
Would be interesting to see the sparks fly between her and my wife then - she likes nudist beaches for exactly that reason: to mock the size of other women.
my mom doesn't really care about mocking anyone because she just doesn't care about what other people think
Oh really? My wife loves to dominate her friends, and they are equally competitive.
your "wife" sounds like a softball player
?
what did he mean by this
She bosses them around, and they challenge each other to various contests.
Alot of autists are jb only
Anon that's because your wife is a fat hog. 99% of people here aren't going to find your 400lb+ wife attractive despite how big her breasts are
As all women should be. Maybe I've come too early, maybe you aren't ready for the message.
Your wife isn't going to make it to 50
I appreciate your trips and concern, anon, but we take my wife's health seriously.
Not concerned. Also you don't take her health seriously. There's also the possibility that your larping about having a landwhale wife since this is Cinemaphile
Not trips of truth but this anon still speaks the truth
Oh, I see now! You somehow understand the nature of my own concern for my wife more than I, despite no experience of us, or of it, whatsoever. What else do you claim knowledge of, soothsayer? Prattle on.
You have a fetish that's directly harming your wife's health.
post pics I already fapped today but I can make exceptions on a case by case basis
yeah homie no
i'm afraid of her going to a nudist beach and you want me to post her pics? come on
idk, describe your mom to me in detail and i'll let you know
>I'm the anon who last weighed his wife at 417 pounds.
>Any other anons with a hot mum/wife?
>other anons
lol dude... come on
Nothing wrong with asking
I don't know about anyone else, but I've been steadily growing mine for the last six years - five of dating, and one of marriage.
I remember when I used to think bolt ons were the best (also thought most bolt ons were real)
Now I can appreciate most milkers, but my favorite will always be those that lactate. I wanna impregnate my wife again just to experience it again.
I came to appreciate both bolt ons and sagging milkers
Where the Mimi Rogers webm at
>Gets paid actual money to knead Mimi Rogers' goliath breasts like dough for a couple of hours
Possibly the easiest acting gig in history
That's the face of someone who's saying "Yeah I did that"
Mimi Rogers has perhaps my favorite pair of celeb breasts to jerk off to.
The definition of big floppy mommy knockers.
>The definition of big floppy mommy knockers.
Same bro same
Adriane barbeaux would like a word with you
Jesus I didn't think they were that massive
>We never got a Rodgers, barbeaux, sarandon stepmom erotic thriller
Kill me please
Why stepmom
Yeah, she's good.
Susan is up their too imo.
This is a great set.
it certainly is
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Holy frick they're some real hangers
Her daughter is packing too. I don't think she wore a bra once in that movie with sarandon and Goldie Hawn where they're ex loose groupies
>I don't think she wore a bra once in that movie with sarandon and Goldie Hawn where they're ex loose groupies
Fitting kek
She got them out in Californication.
Her or her daughter?
Oh nvm
>Californication.
That show was based, one of those late-2000s, early 2010s shows that was just packed with great nudity for the sake of it, similar to True Blood.
Seems a million miles away from current tv.
>Seems a million miles away from current tv.
Seems like our last hope is Euphoria which is still a massive downgrade
Even Euphoria has a load of melodramatic emotional bullshit tacked on to the nudity.
In Californication Hank just had hot chicks throwing themselves at him for fun.
Yeah I know sadly
Someone should just do a supercut at one point featuring only the big tittied blonde showing her breasts
Her daughter Eva has great breasts too, she got them out on Californication.
They also both played the same character in that Adam Sandler movie where he got molested.
>that movie where she’s a teacher and starts banging her student and gets knocked up
my dick was made of unobtainium.
They should have gained weight as they aged. Sarandon or Rogers at 330 pounds would be awe-inspiring.
Go to bed, Pierce.
No! The people have to hear my message of love!
>Adriane barbeaux
She got lucky to give birth to healthy twins at 51.
Christ imagine rowing up and going through puberty with her as your mum
A friend of mine had her first kid at 33 and she nearly died doing it (preclamtia) and her dumb husband wants her to do it again. Fricking stupid, and she loves him so she might just go through with it but shes 36 now.
Hope they succeed
is she fat? age isn't a risk factor for that.
>Risk factors
>Preeclampsia in a previous pregnancy. Being pregnant with more than one baby. Chronic high blood pressure (hypertension) Type 1 or type 2 diabetes before pregnancy.
if she's got these other things, and now she has had it already once she is at serious risk of getting it again. women rarely end up LESS fat after their first child so I'll assume she has not lost any weight, more likely the contrary.
do you think her son has seen her topless scenes
Probably yes
M MOMMY
That movie was so fricking strange. Mimi talking absolute pseud philosophical shite while the Aussie bloke is squeezing her like a cow's udders.
i dont think i ever got through the whole movie tbh
It's art
Fair kek
I feel like shes secretly kinky. She might have done porn if she had been born a bit earlier. It's also sad that she got into acting after she was in her 30s so we cant see how she looked in her college years. I have similar feelings toward Emily Watson.
tom cruise peaked in his first marriage tbh
she was already in milf mode when they tied the knot
>7 years difference
Not bad
Movie?
Google
>Google
>need to learn
Yeah, someone does need to learn, hairbrain.
Exactly
>Dude, just use the megalomachine!
No, moron. Stop posting, newbie.
Frick off Bezos
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It's wrong because you need to learn, homie
OP pic isn't even a crop
Just remember
In the middle of the earth, in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy woolly toes
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him.
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall,
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now hobbits are peace-lovin' folks you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone.
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall,
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls.
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now he's back in his home in the land of Shire,
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold,
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall,
Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Wtf
>milk truck thread
based
Susan Sag-randon
Still would
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lawdy
breh...
That 80s - mid 90s bathing suit aesthetic did nothing for women's bodies. Needed more bawdtiness and trimming of fabric to bare minimum.
I'll never understand whiteoids and their obsession with breasts
that's because you've never touched one
I don't expect homosexuals to understand
170196894 bros....
post a pic of your mom already
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just got back from a woman like this's house, it smelled like catpiss
If anyone finds a link to an HD full body massage torrent let me know. I had to settle for a 576p Australian DVD of this made for TV movie
Put that shit on mega
I need to nut
How 2 rip? There's like a 360p version online somewhere.
ah frick man I love big mature breasts so fricking much bros it's insane
YOU JUST KNOW
I KNEAD IT
Weight gain helps. For truly huge breasts need the support of a huge belly.
Name?
Mimi Rogers
so much "my wife has huge breasts" larping in this thread
Yeah...
Is that your way of asking for proof
Nope
He REALLY likes women
Wtf same
Is she a scientologist too?
Yeah she got him into Scientology
ooga-booba kino thread?
Add Paprika (1991) to the top of your list if you haven't seen it
>ooga-booba kino thread?
Ooga booga (it means yes)
I don't think she ever was in film but Jerry Seinfeld's underage israeli American Princess of a girlfriend has some serious udders.