What are some directors that give you the icky?
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What are some directors that give you the icky?
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I think it's weird to have a favorite director, or actor or studio, but not weird to have a favorite movie theater
is that Grauman's?
op stop being terminally online before you have a nice day or wake up at 30 and realize you’re an irredeemable loser
probably just kill myself tbh. thanks for the message from the void
>wake up at 30 and realize you’re an irredeemable loser
I'm 25 and I'm really fricking scared this will be my fate what do I do
Well its only going to get worse so i say just dont even care. Just be a loser to spite the rest of the fricks
Go outside, make friends, develop a marketable skill or credential, exercise.
Gym
Turning 30 in a few months
Work and study your ass off, anon. My CV looks sick. Will yours at my age?
Make it happen
What did you study and what is your job?
>he thinks everyone itt isn't larping or false flagging
Would rather not say. But what I said remains true. Also make sure you get a degree. Showing potential employers you can commit to something for 3/4 years is very important.
Might try and fast track a degree personally. Not sure if that would be more or less impressive.
How would that work? Sounds like a good idea though
What if it takes me 8 years to get the degree
What if you work hard and get it in 3?
No, I'm serious. I'm on track to graduate by 2025. I started in 2017. How do I weasle my way out of that one?
Why is it taking you that long? If there's a good reason that you can tell people in interviews it shouldn't be an issue. But 8 years? Tha frick?
Pandemic mostly
Not a larp. I've been working full time for over 3 years. I decided I wanted my degree, so I went back to college.
No that won't fly. The pandemics been over for a while now. Are you a med student?
homie my college was shut down for nearly 3 years. Then I had to transition from full time work back to being a student. 4 years is standard time plus 3 year break due to pandemic. Thats 7 years total, plus an extra year due to other complications. It all adds up man
Damn 3 year shutdown? Yeah that does make sense then
Yeah but I'm basically fricked. The pandemic fricked over my life like the Great Recession fricked over millenials. Bunch of c**ts in finance and government colluded to destroy my life so they could profit. I am so pissed off
Oh yeah? My college shut down' 6 years. Twice as long as yours. What now, fricker?
i had to drop out of my masters program because they mandated the vax
no regrats
Vax mandate should be dropped now
Reminder that 3 years of your young life were sacrificed so boomers could live another 10 years.
More like 2 extra years of boomer life, most would be fine with it or wpuld be safe in their private isolation anyway
NTA but if you're asking the larpers in here for life advice 6 years into college you're fricked. I sincerely hope you're larping too.
Imagine being van wilder but a virgin lmao
>Imagine being van wilder but a virgin lmao
I'd watch this movie.
i have a wife and children but otherwise I'm def a loser. no friends anymore, no money, shit place, but I have family and a car
>gf/wife
>own car
>own place you can afford to live/pay rent on
>full-time job with benefits
>friends you can get to meet at least every few weeks
If you have at least 3/5 of those things you've passed the not-a-loser test
yeah, if anything, im somewhere between being an irredeemable loser and successful, but i just don't know. i got a good job and i've been doing better, but I basically just have some family and a car too. Only renting, and I've been laid off for awhile and not sure if the place is gonna open back up. Oh well, the upward trajectory was nice while it lasted, I'm just going to try not to backslide for awhile I guess.
Just go with the flow my man
No matter what you do it doesn’t matter. Friends are just a way to blanket yourself from the hard truths of reality. Most of them won’t piss on you if you’re on fire and are going to shit talk and frick you over behind your back. The only one you can truly rely on in yourself, and the best thing you can do is get a high paying job so you can frick prostitutes on the side, because all women are prostitutes, and love is a myth.
You sound like a moron.
meant for
I'm over 30 but I haven't given a shit since before I was your age. Just live your life the way you want to live it. Think really hard about what you want for yourself in the future. I didn't want much and I have it. If you want more, better get to work because nobody is going to hand it to you.
For the love of god leave this website you moron and never come back, try to stay off the internet as much as possible. This place and the internet in general is a fricking cesspit of negativity and bitterness. Your company here is literal schizos and coping bitter morons like
this guy.
Fricking LEAVE, this place is NOT a substitute for social interaction, especially healthy social interaction. The views and expressions spouted on here are not remotely at all indicative of reality.
>"The views and expressions spouted on here are not remotely at all indicative of reality."
he said, without a drop of self-awareness
I promise you, this was my reality. Most people are garbage. Friends will try to frick your girlfriend. Friends won’t lift a finger to help you when you need help. Friends are simply there to kill time so you don’t have to be alone. Most people are selfish and cruel. They can’t coexist and need to see themselves as better than you. I’m happy if you got lucky in your relationships, but most people are dirt and you can grow so much more on your own.
Sounds like you just hung out with shitty people.
it's too late you had 5 years to leave now your here forever
I didn't become a success until I hit 30 and was a NEET loser until 29ish. its never too late.
It's too late if you even have to ask if it's too late. This weird toxic positivity "oh you can still do all the things you want!" is so feminine and phony. You waited too long. You missed out on too many important things. Now you're old enough that you have to worry about retirement. It's over and anything else is a cope.
nah my dad entered the trades at 33 and he has a stupid amount of money that I'm going to inherit. He retired 15 years ago or so and all he's done since is watch movies all day, every day.
tl;dr anyone without direction should learn a trade.
>nah my dad
lmao
dont be jelly anon.
i dont know how you suck at manual labor anon. you might be a lost cause. try customer service i suppose
>manual labor
Trades are specialized labor. Nobody gets wealthy from grunt work. You're larping or moronic. Possibly both
HVAC is literally knowing when to use the right tool. That's it. If you call that specialized you're a moron.
Larp
I tried learning trades. I suck at everything I tried
Yeah, but what is success? You can’t have a normal relationship now because women are in the workplace and the internet had warped everyone. We’re all fricked.
I have a normal relationship unless you count eating her ass whenever I want as degenerate.
Good thing you'll never have to worry about what some greasy neckbeard Redditor thinks about your taste in movies
It's a meme mocking how women complain about literally everything a man likes. You're all moroner
"Men" are such b***hes now that its likely not even mocking them
He's too ugly to do that
tik tok people who act and look like this should just burn
They all have an obvious reason but why James Cameron?
True Lies
oh right because liking good things is lame
Idk, maybe the fact that he's five times divorced, which is a major red flag in dating him, but I don't see how that would impact his movies.
One of my co-workers was complaining about a guy she was dating and she was mad at him for not being friends with his neighbors. She thought it was extremely odd and made him creepy and was a good reason to break up. The other co-worker she was talking to agreed and said something like "he's giving serial killer vibes" and they just kept insulting this guy for the entire break.
I really don't understand women and frankly I don't want to.
Just be a normal fricking person, its not that hard. Talk to the people that LIVE next to you ffs
Why?
If i have to explain why then its already over for you
Love thy neighbor as you love yourself.
You are oversocialized.
Lmao you serious? Having a casual conversation with your neighbors like once a week is "oversocializing"?! You people are such fricking losers its no wonder women dont like you
Ah, a foid. It all makes sense now
The guy they were b***hing about was clearly likeable and attractive enough to have a gf, who then decided he must be insane because he doesn't gossip like a fishwife with randos he happens to live next to. If he did as she says he should, she probably wouldn't be attracted to him, because being extremely extraverted is seen as feminine and needy.
Dude probably doesnt talk to his neighbors for a reason. bawds dont understand this because they love shady people and getting raped.
they don’t talk to me
it’s a two way street
>Talk to the people that LIVE next to you ffs
>nervous uncomprehending smile
>broken fragment of English and nodding
This isn't a country it's an economic zone.
Zoomers now think that striking up conversations with strangers is creepy. It's probably a good idea to never talk to zoomers women because they'll just call the cops.
Zoomer chicks started talking to me unprompted in line at a bar. Zoomer kids pestered me for a high five at Safeway recently. I told him "No," and his friend group was shocked.
They're social. Annoyingly so, sometimes (the chicks were nice).
Half my neighbors are Armenian. The other half are Mexican. Theres a couple Chinese sprinkled in there. Most of them barely speak English
That's not an excuse. Learn basic mandarin. This is the bare minimum.
Funny enough, I actually tried. I got big filtered by the tones
my neighbors are literally crackheads who scream at each other
You haven't had many neighbors apparently. Sometimes you make a mistake when you do talk to them.
My neighbours don't talk to me so I don't talk to them. It's that simple really.
it's called social proof, yes there are many artificial NPC programmed shit test that trigger their "weirdo" meter if you behave too independently
There is nothing to understand about women, or rather: it's not worth bothering with.
Shut up the "ick" is not a thing in real life you're terminally online. SHUT UP
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Guy dodged a bullet.
He was probably odd in some form or another. I haven't had friends in years and don't interact with my neighbors and none of the girls I date give a frick. They always feel special that I don't like people but like them. ezpz mode to be quite tbh.
My favorite director is John Fawcett
I'm israeli and I feel like I'm 5 inches too tall, 30 lbs too heavy and 5 years too young to get the power up that Woody Allen movies give 5'5 Adam Friedland-esque israelites
What's it like to be chosen by god as the greatest people on earth?
Its like being a well-oiled machine where you constantly think about money, constantly know how to get money and get unspeakable pleasure from deals
Damn, you seem like an honest israelitebro. Want to drink some Mannishevitz?
Can't speak for the non-goy, but make sure not to touch the wine with your goy hands.
I am going to genocide you
Not if I get you first whitey
alright that's it, shirts off in the parking lot in 10 minutes bucko
>I'm 5 inches too tall
>5'5 Adam Friedland-esque israelites
This has got to be some sort of humblebrag. Adam gets cheated on constatly because he only dates huers.
I don't have a favorite director I just have a list of directors to avoid like Nolan.
He looks like he enjoys the films of Wes Anderson
James Gunn since he had a whole website I’m under his name where he discussed child rape.
Why in the frick is Kubrick always lumped in with generic Hollywood stuff? Genuine question
I think the people lumping him in have literally never seen a single one of his movies, and/or saw one of them once (maybe young, maybe while on their phone) but were too stupid or disinterested to get it. I haven't seen his movies before paths of glory but then on you have nonstop perfection, every single one is iconic, exciting, and fascinating in use of cinematography.
literally the only other reason I could think of is they know the famous lines/scenes from the movies, know they've been copied and memed into being cliche in post, and assume they've got the whole picture from that.
but it's moronic either way, even the lists these people get their opinions from rank him among the highest
I say Billy Wilder and these reddit nerds don't even know who the frick im talking about even tho he's the best to ever do it
Sunset Boulevard is pretty popular
Women do this "ick" routine to deflect from the fact that they are stupid and have bad taste. It's easier to build your personality around hating things than to be genuinely passionate about something. Avoid these sorts of women. They are toxic, dumb, live on drama, and want to ruin your life.
None of this shit matters. Its a weird hivemind that doesn't exist in the real world. People are primitive beings that betray the high-brow discourse of the internet
>"It's easier to build your personality around hating things than to be genuinely passionate about something"
>meanwhile does nothing but hate women
Of course that how you interpret my post because you're a toxic femcel. Newsflash: most women hate you too. You have a trash personality based around being a hater and you make everyone around you miserable.
Idc about other women liking me lol, most people suck anyways including whiny incels like you
Grow up.
Whatever, i'm pretty and i dont have to deal with social problems because guys will always still like me anyways. You'll always be a loser though ha
I'm gonna frick your pink little ass hole until it folds inside out
Found the BPD. Seek therapy.
looks fade, post a pic if your so confident
They might, but the time i've had in my prime is way better than any time you've peaked. You'll never amount to anything
Your ass hole is gonna hang out and wag like a tail with every step you take
>they might
b***h are you moronic?
Okay fine, here it is
You're a liar and a man. You will not post pics because you know I'm correct, titasaurus.
I mean I'm not her but I'm also a woman and you need to understand that this isn't your incel club anymore. Women post on this board. Sometimes like right now there are multiple women in the same thread!
>this isn't your incel club anymore
Im a female and I dont want you here.
but you arent funny or smart, you aren't contributing anything worthwhile, you need to post your breasts
It sounds like he already did
Dude is so uggy
That person has a mustache
>me when a man literally does anything
>me when a man breathes air instead of carbon monoxide
>me when a man speaks instead of beating his chest and picking his scalp
So Cinemaphile, I've been wondering, why isn't your favorite director female?
Hey Anon, thanks for asking. It's pretty simple: women are bad at directing.
>when you meet his friend group and he's not the leader
yikes
i don't know anything about film directors so i couldn't tell you. tarantino looks weird though
Commas, he should look into them. Also why does he say man and not just people? Are these directors fine to like if your female or what?
Because we have to dictate what men can and cant like now so we can control them easier
>he
they are non-binary, chuddie!
Or who? Or WHO?
>Or who
Last one is Nolan
tarantino openly says his movies are just for fun and his idea behind them is just doing what he finds fun and celebrating (or just outright copying) other movies/styles he likes. he sets out to do thing A and undoubtedly accomplishes A excellently, shitting on that is just whining that someone's style isn't what you personally want it to be. might as well say McCarthy is bad because you don't like the lack of "".
cameron is a great director and barring pirahna 2 anyone calling his movies bad are a moron. yea, the plot and themes are mostly vehicles for the technical elements but that's fine, if you're pioneering deep-sea exploration to make a sappy romance period piece you're at least doing something interesting.
snyder is the only one I get people calling a hack, 300 is a visually stunning movie and the opening of watchmen is some of the cleanest exposition in film but his DC stuff is mostly junk even for superhero standards.
it's 'favorite', not 'best', or even 'closest to a standard measure of performance'. if someone not that into movies says they just liked 300 or jackie brown a lot, you're a gay for arguing about it. even someone really into movies saying they appreciate the focus on everyday dialogue or evolving technology is a well thought out, agreeable answer. I know a guy whose favorite movie was the first hobbit, it sucks but he had a good memory and experience seeing it, I'm not gonna be a pedantic homosexual and tell him it sucked, it'd be like telling someone orange can't be their favorite color.
the only answers I would actively turn my nose up on are mindless copy-pasting of what you think is *supposed* to be the best answer, which is probably what this guy says
kubrick is inarguably one of the greatest directors of all time, period.
you can hate allen and gibson personally but they are also highly competent, accomplished directors. inability to separate art from artist is the exact level of moronation this guy is trying to mock
oh noes, all my faves are le problematic. back to the re-education camp.
Imagine being an attention prostitute on Cinemaphile and pretending you're above it all. Sweety you are the worst one here.
Just wanted to let all the other anons know that it's never too late to get your shit together and that the hardest part is digging yourself out of the social isolation and bitterness. Took me years to do it but I've come out of it a better and more humble person
cool
It's absolutely too late.
Nah
Ok but icky directors tho
I've walked into the break room while my female coworkers were talking about me being a weirdo because I do not discuss anything except work with the people there and I just ate my lunch without paying any attention to them. I also heard two different girls talking about how gross my lunch was (I ate one of those Goya brand canned octopus slices with some brown rice and one of them saw it) when coming back from break. I don't understand people.
Women are c**ts, and men are basically women now. They have now internal thoughts so they look outward for anything to talk about. Most people are completely devoid of self-awareness.
>Goya brand canned octopus slices
What the frick?
Any born after 1930
>she didn't say Scorcese, Nolan, Denis V, or Spielberg
I'm gucci
I have nothing wrong with his movies but we all agree Luc Besson is a creep, right?
i don't know any directors by name except those guys lol and christiopher nolan because i watched tdkr and now oppenheimer
Boys, what does it give you the ick? I was talking to a girl online, she lives 5 km away and she is cute but a little bit on the dumb side. She asked me if I wanted to eat "parfait" with her at a cafe, it's some kind of weird motherfricker french cake or something, and just the thought of having to sit down with a girl at a cafe eating cake gave me the ick and didn't text her back. Fricking b***h let's go for drinks
Good job typing that out anon
>all white men
Really makes you think
Larry Clark