What are some elephant kinos?
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SIR HOW CAN SHE DANCE? HOW CAN SHE DANCE? ARE YOU b***h? ARE YOU b***h?
Needs a camera tilt for more pop.
hes just vibin
TRUNKED
>puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot
what the FRICK is wrong with women?
imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men
Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.
Imagine if she took it though
she'd be drenched
what a chad
I dont have the webm but you’ve probably seen it of that rhino absolutely obliterating a jeep and turning it into rubble in 3 seconds. Makes me think the whole Jurassic Park t-rex breakout scene didn’t age well. A t-rex is what, 5x the power of a rhino at least. one nudge would have turned those ford explorers into a cloud of scrap.
In the Lost World the t-rexes destroying vehicles was a lot more realistic. They were heavy armored vehicles #1 and #2 when the t-rex smacked a jeep it went flying 300 feet and off a cliff.
Based. I love that "mommy is very angry" scene
Other than the initial reveal of the t-rex walking through the fence I guess the TLW cliff scene mogs the JP breakout scene.
hot
He strong.
looks like he's putting in like 0 effort, lifting it with ease
The driver backing down instead of forward was a mistake.
mimicking a charge?
Elephants see backing down as a weakness
To be fair, they're right.
Elephants are so absurdly strong. You can hardly see them straining at all when doing this shit.
You could never even get any leverage on chimp, are these people nuts?
I'd unironically rather fight a bear than a chimp. A bear might just take some level of pity on you and stop at some point. A chimp will literally tear you to shreds without stopping.
Rl Jurassic Park. Very impressive
>Hannibal would get these things drunk off of wine to make them angrier before ordering his men to ride them into battle
theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
>theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
homie. see
*moves out of their way because they don't actually like charging into groups of people then throw dozens of pilum to kill them*
nothing personnel kid...
he could just crush the truck if he was seriously attacking. and the guy in the driver's seat just slaps the dashboard and says ah-ah, like this happens regularly
That's a European car so it's much lighter and smaller than an American 18 wheeler which would destroy that 'phant.
Must go faster!
*PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
> images are closer than they appear-AAACKK!!
> PRROOOOO!!!
>Denis Leary in a Disney flick
Still confuses me to this day.
he's literally me.
One of my favorite clips ever.
>HAHEHAHEHAHHEAHEHAHEH OOOW! HOOHOHOH OOOOWIE OHOHOHHO!
GIWTWM
>tfw no cute stinky zookeeper gf
if you don't want to have a cry do not open this
i cri
Just downright peculiar
intriguing
why are elephants such bros
Elephants are butthole murderers
what about that one wild elephant that survived a poacher attack and walked miles to a place he knew nice people were that could help him? he didn't hurt anyone and he didn't hate humans even though he had every reason to.
t. SEA monkey
Shoulda tamed Zebras and then Africa wouldn't be backwards.
>Muh lions
There aren't even that many. Try cougars.
b-buhbbuh africa doesnt have domesticable animals
so how come the whites never domesticated them
Why would they need to
>so how come the whites never domesticated them
they did. almost immediately.
training =/= domestication
It literally does.
>"I don't want to wait 10 animal generations!!!!! Only my grandchildren will prosper and not meeeEEEEEEE!!!!!"
That's not domestication you shiteating moron.
Brownoid cope.
Bing trunk energy
They think we're cute. Not joking or shitposting.
They're pretty smart and notably the most emotional out of any animal
>the charges, officer?
> it’s to powerful to die by those weak guns
Holy Kino…
hippos are the real kino
WTF anon don't post gore
Hippos are aggressive, shit spraying buttholes.
MODS
Fricking adorable.
>”Haaaaa, made ya flinch!”
How the actual frick do you respond to this without looking mad?
>Dude, I almost had you!
Fricking hell.
are elephants smarter than 4yo human?
I think the human would win at chess and donkey kong but the elephant beats at soccer, jeopardy, and combat sports
define "human"
but if we zero in on military tactics alone, I'm honestly not sure which is better between a grown elephant and a peak 4 year old battle planner.
NO SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE TIGER
What happened next
pajeet gets his arm ripped open in the slightly longer version
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
We almost got one by DreamWorks. It was going to be their third CGI movie (after Antz and Shrek). It took place on southest Asia, although the titular protagonist Tusker was an african elephant.
Wow that looks kino I’m pissed off now.
Lotus looks like a bawd but I bet Tarra is the real prostitute there.
Do female elephants not have tusks?
>subtle BBC propaganda
No. you're just terminally online
Operation Dumbo Drop.
Elephant and Vietnam War kino.
Based on its name, this movie was always a meme between my brother and me during our childhood. Any time we'd do cannonballs in a pool. we'd always say "operation dumbo drop." Good times.
Is this the thread?
Ive read that elephants are huge drunks and will break into peoples homes if they smell home made booze.
No, that's Irishmen
Animals Are People Too
yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126
olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk
>I ate the marula fruit... I'm drunk right now
funny hungover monkeys, can definitely relate
Elephant mocking a rhino
rhinobros...
They really don't like rhinos very much at all
What surprises me is how willing it is to just let it go instead of goring it to death right there.
What's even more remarkable is how the rhino pup briefly caught the elephant's attention, but the elephant quickly diverted its attention back to the big rhino. You can almost see the calculations occuring in its head as they wrestle.
Most animals aren't interested in fighting to the death, mostly they just want the other animal to leave. That's why most animals have some kind of "threat display" behavior, the idea is to look scary so the other animal runs away. Fighting is a last resort, and ends once the threat leaves.
thats just how must animal fights ends since its pretty much built in having a fight in general the more likely it is they will waste energy, get wounded, and said wounds getting infected
Know thy place
It's literally an animal that can have thoughts like, "Oh yeah? FRICK you."
Wow.
It's so fascinating.
There is one creature the elephant fears
Da frickin balls on dis goose
what's your problem, butthole?
>worked security for a defense corp in college
>compound had huge planters all over the place
>ponds
>bushes
>every spring the geese would nest all over the place
>terrorize the employees
>shit all over the sidewalks
>best time of year ever
Geese have an inherent tard energy that most creatures fear.
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
That’s fricking great.
Post more animal kino
My life.
>filename
lmfao
Strong
Imagine what he could do a human torso
I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.
Wait, what's going on with the 28% that don't think they could handle a fricking rat?
Probably women.
Fear of rats is a common phobia.
Meant for
>angl*id roastie gets BTFO
>just stand there smiling
Based
>out of nowhere
you are obsessed with anglos
i'll never understand what causes this mental illness
Massive inferiority complex
I’d like to see this same list with Australians.
We're within the same weight class. It's a fair fight.
I wish it was split between men and women voters, since women’s vote would probably be near 0 for some of these animals, meaning something like 30% of men think they could take a fricking chimp
I could pretty easily
>King Cobra
Define "win"
I wouldn't be the first one of us to die...
People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.
Fricking unreal.
This is actually how a lot of the Savannah biome is maintained. Left to its own devices, the acacia would fill the whole space into a woodland. But the elephants knock down trees to eat the leaves so the ‘mottled’ pattern of the Savannah is the equilibrium between acacia growing and elephants knocking them over.
>"Frick you, 70 year old tree."
anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant
I could take on an elephant.
With a cannon maybe.
>canon
Elephants are badass but you don’t need more than a 7.62mm to kill one. Poachers hunt them with AKs
>Famous as one of the most successful ivory hunters of his time, Bell was an advocate of accurate shot placement with smaller calibre rifles, over the heavy large-bore rifles his contemporaries used for big African game.
>Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows. He is noted for using smaller calibre bullets[17][18] rather than the heavy recoiling, larger calibre bullets that were popular with other big game hunters.[19]
>In all WDM Bell shot elephants with the following cartridges: 6.5x54 Mannlicher, 7x57 Mauser (.275), .303 British, .318 Westley Richards, .350 Rigby Magnum, .416 Rigby and .450/400.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._D._M._Bell
>dumbass survey asks you moronic questions
>give meme answers
I could heem an elephant though unironically
I've beaten up several bears, a cat, and a bird in my time.
>fewer than half of Brits think they could beat a goose in a fight
a pathetic people
Have you ever seen an elephant fetus?
oh no I'm sorry that's just a meaningless clump of cells
*casually fists an elephant twat*
I love elephants
elephants have a concept of mine and thine but they chose to ignore it
probably
But when I do this people call the cops. So tired of this planet
When my penis (Jean-Claude) gets it into his head to feel up the nearest women, do people smile and say how cute? Nope, I get put on a sex register. Frick women.
Nice hat
So how smart are elephants really? They clearly understand concepts like hats going on top of the head and mocking others
probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins
pretty much this
they live a long ass time too so I'd reckon they're fairly close to humans
they hold funerals for their dead and have unique cultures based on geography
>ha look at me I'm a moronic human.. heh just kidding bro relax here you go
>tips fedora
God, that’s fricking amazing.
I just don't get why people frick with intelligent, sociable animals like elephants. Especially since it's not really viable to mass produce them for consumption. They're fascinating to watch.
Stupid moron animals like chickens deserve a lot less sympathy when they're killed by the hundreds of billions every year.
Why do you measure the worth of an animal based on how many of them are slaughtered daily?
Completely agree.
Chinks want ivory and many nogs will kill for money. Poachers should be culled. Just a company of quirked up White boys in the right spots could probably cut down on poaching 90%, but only if they go full Glanton Gang with it
Can't wait for the next extinction event to wipe them out.
brown hands typed that post
Large herbivores like them prevent the growth and evolution of new megaflora.
Elephants are actually dumb. They don't understand cause and effect. They can memorize a sequence to get a desired result, but they don't know what actually gets them the reward -- magical thinking.
If you train an elephant to take off a lid to get a treat, and then just put the treat in a bucket without the lid, they will put the lid on and take it off again before getting the treat, because these dumb animals don't actually realize what's going on.
or maybe they dont want to offend the bucket god
or maybe they have OCD
or maybe it was just that one elephant
frick you hater
This is the "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" of elephant posts.
You should keep quiet about these things. You're really annoying and you're also wrong.
I keep seeing picrel listed but haven't watched it.
Also Billy's Rose's Jumbo
The frick?
Was wondering about that myself. Looks like one of those progeria kids.
Does Ice Age count?
I mean, I know Manny's a mammoth....
Ice age definitely counts, wtf do you think mammoths are? To be quite honest mammoths suck. Regular modern elephants are bigger and baby Indian elephants literally look exactly like a mammoth baby would. Seeing a mammoth wouldn’t even be amazing. Just a stinkier elephant.
going through his emo stage
>@197628295
Fake photo
Does Cinemaphile like Meena?
frick around and find out
that was fricking insane
It ate the golf ball then just attacked? Animals are fricking moronic.
guy with the glasses insulted him a little bit
Can't stare down an elephant like that
That is not what an elephant attack looks like.
aren't elephants one of the only animals that understand humor or am I making some shit up
neat
elephants are supposed to get really bad arthritis so i wonder if something like this would be good for them
¡Hatari!