What are some elephant kinos?

What are some elephant kinos?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SIR HOW CAN SHE DANCE? HOW CAN SHE DANCE? ARE YOU b***h? ARE YOU b***h?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a camera tilt for more pop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes just vibin

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      TRUNKED

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
          Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the FRICK is wrong with women?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
            women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
          Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot

          what the FRICK is wrong with women?

          imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
          women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men

          Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.

          Imagine if she took it though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she'd be drenched

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont have the webm but you’ve probably seen it of that rhino absolutely obliterating a jeep and turning it into rubble in 3 seconds. Makes me think the whole Jurassic Park t-rex breakout scene didn’t age well. A t-rex is what, 5x the power of a rhino at least. one nudge would have turned those ford explorers into a cloud of scrap.
      In the Lost World the t-rexes destroying vehicles was a lot more realistic. They were heavy armored vehicles #1 and #2 when the t-rex smacked a jeep it went flying 300 feet and off a cliff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I love that "mommy is very angry" scene

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other than the initial reveal of the t-rex walking through the fence I guess the TLW cliff scene mogs the JP breakout scene.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He strong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he's putting in like 0 effort, lifting it with ease

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The driver backing down instead of forward was a mistake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mimicking a charge?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elephants see backing down as a weakness

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, they're right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strong

      Elephants are so absurdly strong. You can hardly see them straining at all when doing this shit.

      [...]
      I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.

      You could never even get any leverage on chimp, are these people nuts?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd unironically rather fight a bear than a chimp. A bear might just take some level of pity on you and stop at some point. A chimp will literally tear you to shreds without stopping.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rl Jurassic Park. Very impressive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hannibal would get these things drunk off of wine to make them angrier before ordering his men to ride them into battle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
          homie. see

          Animals Are People Too

          yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126

          olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *moves out of their way because they don't actually like charging into groups of people then throw dozens of pilum to kill them*
        nothing personnel kid...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he could just crush the truck if he was seriously attacking. and the guy in the driver's seat just slaps the dashboard and says ah-ah, like this happens regularly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a European car so it's much lighter and smaller than an American 18 wheeler which would destroy that 'phant.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Must go faster!

      *PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > images are closer than they appear-AAACKK!!
      > PRROOOOO!!!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Denis Leary in a Disney flick
      Still confuses me to this day.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      he's literally me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite clips ever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHEHAHEHAHHEAHEHAHEH OOOW! HOOHOHOH OOOOWIE OHOHOHHO!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIWTWM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no cute stinky zookeeper gf

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't want to have a cry do not open this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i cri

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just downright peculiar

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          intriguing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are elephants such bros

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elephants are butthole murderers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what about that one wild elephant that survived a poacher attack and walked miles to a place he knew nice people were that could help him? he didn't hurt anyone and he didn't hate humans even though he had every reason to.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. SEA monkey

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shoulda tamed Zebras and then Africa wouldn't be backwards.
            >Muh lions
            There aren't even that many. Try cougars.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              b-buhbbuh africa doesnt have domesticable animals

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so how come the whites never domesticated them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they need to

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so how come the whites never domesticated them
                they did. almost immediately.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                training =/= domestication

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally does.
                >"I don't want to wait 10 animal generations!!!!! Only my grandchildren will prosper and not meeeEEEEEEE!!!!!"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not domestication you shiteating moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brownoid cope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bing trunk energy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They think we're cute. Not joking or shitposting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're pretty smart and notably the most emotional out of any animal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the charges, officer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > it’s to powerful to die by those weak guns
      Holy Kino…

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hippos are the real kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF anon don't post gore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hippos are aggressive, shit spraying buttholes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MODS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking adorable.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”Haaaaa, made ya flinch!”
      How the actual frick do you respond to this without looking mad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude, I almost had you!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are elephants smarter than 4yo human?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the human would win at chess and donkey kong but the elephant beats at soccer, jeopardy, and combat sports

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      define "human"

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but if we zero in on military tactics alone, I'm honestly not sure which is better between a grown elephant and a peak 4 year old battle planner.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      NO SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE TIGER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened next

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pajeet gets his arm ripped open in the slightly longer version

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >record scratch
      >freeze frame
      >"Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We almost got one by DreamWorks. It was going to be their third CGI movie (after Antz and Shrek). It took place on southest Asia, although the titular protagonist Tusker was an african elephant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that looks kino I’m pissed off now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lotus looks like a bawd but I bet Tarra is the real prostitute there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do female elephants not have tusks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >subtle BBC propaganda

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. you're just terminally online

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Operation Dumbo Drop.

    Elephant and Vietnam War kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based on its name, this movie was always a meme between my brother and me during our childhood. Any time we'd do cannonballs in a pool. we'd always say "operation dumbo drop." Good times.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive read that elephants are huge drunks and will break into peoples homes if they smell home made booze.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's Irishmen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Animals Are People Too

        yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126

        olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I ate the marula fruit... I'm drunk right now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          funny hungover monkeys, can definitely relate

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant mocking a rhino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rhinobros...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They really don't like rhinos very much at all

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What surprises me is how willing it is to just let it go instead of goring it to death right there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's even more remarkable is how the rhino pup briefly caught the elephant's attention, but the elephant quickly diverted its attention back to the big rhino. You can almost see the calculations occuring in its head as they wrestle.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most animals aren't interested in fighting to the death, mostly they just want the other animal to leave. That's why most animals have some kind of "threat display" behavior, the idea is to look scary so the other animal runs away. Fighting is a last resort, and ends once the threat leaves.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats just how must animal fights ends since its pretty much built in having a fight in general the more likely it is they will waste energy, get wounded, and said wounds getting infected

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Know thy place

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally an animal that can have thoughts like, "Oh yeah? FRICK you."
      Wow.
      It's so fascinating.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is one creature the elephant fears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Da frickin balls on dis goose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's your problem, butthole?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >worked security for a defense corp in college
          >compound had huge planters all over the place
          >ponds
          >bushes
          >every spring the geese would nest all over the place
          >terrorize the employees
          >shit all over the sidewalks
          >best time of year ever

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Geese have an inherent tard energy that most creatures fear.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s fricking great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post more animal kino

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      lmfao

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what he could do a human torso

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what he could do a human torso

      I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what's going on with the 28% that don't think they could handle a fricking rat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fear of rats is a common phobia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >angl*id roastie gets BTFO
          >just stand there smiling
          Based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >out of nowhere
            you are obsessed with anglos
            i'll never understand what causes this mental illness

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Massive inferiority complex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d like to see this same list with Australians.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're within the same weight class. It's a fair fight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was split between men and women voters, since women’s vote would probably be near 0 for some of these animals, meaning something like 30% of men think they could take a fricking chimp

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could pretty easily

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >King Cobra
        Define "win"
        I wouldn't be the first one of us to die...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
          Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
          I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking unreal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually how a lot of the Savannah biome is maintained. Left to its own devices, the acacia would fill the whole space into a woodland. But the elephants knock down trees to eat the leaves so the ‘mottled’ pattern of the Savannah is the equilibrium between acacia growing and elephants knocking them over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Frick you, 70 year old tree."

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could take on an elephant.

      With a cannon maybe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >canon
        Elephants are badass but you don’t need more than a 7.62mm to kill one. Poachers hunt them with AKs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Famous as one of the most successful ivory hunters of his time, Bell was an advocate of accurate shot placement with smaller calibre rifles, over the heavy large-bore rifles his contemporaries used for big African game.
          >Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows. He is noted for using smaller calibre bullets[17][18] rather than the heavy recoiling, larger calibre bullets that were popular with other big game hunters.[19]
          >In all WDM Bell shot elephants with the following cartridges: 6.5x54 Mannlicher, 7x57 Mauser (.275), .303 British, .318 Westley Richards, .350 Rigby Magnum, .416 Rigby and .450/400.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._D._M._Bell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dumbass survey asks you moronic questions
      >give meme answers
      I could heem an elephant though unironically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten up several bears, a cat, and a bird in my time.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fewer than half of Brits think they could beat a goose in a fight
    a pathetic people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen an elephant fetus?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no I'm sorry that's just a meaningless clump of cells

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *casually fists an elephant twat*

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love elephants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elephants have a concept of mine and thine but they chose to ignore it
        probably

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But when I do this people call the cops. So tired of this planet

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When my penis (Jean-Claude) gets it into his head to feel up the nearest women, do people smile and say how cute? Nope, I get put on a sex register. Frick women.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice hat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how smart are elephants really? They clearly understand concepts like hats going on top of the head and mocking others

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much this

        probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins

        they live a long ass time too so I'd reckon they're fairly close to humans
        they hold funerals for their dead and have unique cultures based on geography

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ha look at me I'm a moronic human.. heh just kidding bro relax here you go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tips fedora

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, that’s fricking amazing.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get why people frick with intelligent, sociable animals like elephants. Especially since it's not really viable to mass produce them for consumption. They're fascinating to watch.
    Stupid moron animals like chickens deserve a lot less sympathy when they're killed by the hundreds of billions every year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you measure the worth of an animal based on how many of them are slaughtered daily?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinks want ivory and many nogs will kill for money. Poachers should be culled. Just a company of quirked up White boys in the right spots could probably cut down on poaching 90%, but only if they go full Glanton Gang with it

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the next extinction event to wipe them out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brown hands typed that post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Large herbivores like them prevent the growth and evolution of new megaflora.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are actually dumb. They don't understand cause and effect. They can memorize a sequence to get a desired result, but they don't know what actually gets them the reward -- magical thinking.

    If you train an elephant to take off a lid to get a treat, and then just put the treat in a bucket without the lid, they will put the lid on and take it off again before getting the treat, because these dumb animals don't actually realize what's going on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe they dont want to offend the bucket god

      or maybe they have OCD

      or maybe it was just that one elephant

      frick you hater

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" of elephant posts.
      You should keep quiet about these things. You're really annoying and you're also wrong.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing picrel listed but haven't watched it.
    Also Billy's Rose's Jumbo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was wondering about that myself. Looks like one of those progeria kids.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ice Age count?
    I mean, I know Manny's a mammoth....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ice age definitely counts, wtf do you think mammoths are? To be quite honest mammoths suck. Regular modern elephants are bigger and baby Indian elephants literally look exactly like a mammoth baby would. Seeing a mammoth wouldn’t even be amazing. Just a stinkier elephant.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        going through his emo stage

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >@197628295

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake photo

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cinemaphile like Meena?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick around and find out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was fricking insane

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It ate the golf ball then just attacked? Animals are fricking moronic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guy with the glasses insulted him a little bit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't stare down an elephant like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is not what an elephant attack looks like.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aren't elephants one of the only animals that understand humor or am I making some shit up

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elephants are supposed to get really bad arthritis so i wonder if something like this would be good for them

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ¡Hatari!

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