You could bust your balls and earn as much money as possible and socialize like a mother fricker so you have confidence to go with the money, all women desire men that can provide and protect.
Just talk to them. That's what none of you frickers get, it's just confidence. You have to be comfortable in your own skin. I'm a complete dweeb but I've gotten with hot girls -many of them goth- because I talked to them like I was interested in something other than fricking and like I wouldn't give a shit if she wasn't interested. Because honestly, I wouldn't. I'm kind of oblivious most of the time, girls usually have to clobber me over the head that they're interested.
>But I'm old,
Girls got daddy issues, this is a plus. >got no money,
Avoid talking about it. You're alive so you must have some money. Get on disability or something. >and live in a basement.
If you spin it right, this too could be a plus to a goth chick. But, when I say spin I mean like Taz in a tornado.
Whenever I’m at a concert of festival and see a cute goth i find visually appealing I tell myself to go up to her but then I realize I just want to frick her tight pale body and so I don’t have a meaningful conversation starter / dont know how to open a conversation without being a total creep or ass. “Hi, im anon, come here often? Can i buy you a drink” seems so inane and trash. But going over to her and say “zomg i loooove your hair / corset / stockings” is turbo creep. What is the middleground??
Honestly ive used the first line to mostly positive results at bars. Im generally so shy that i dont give out i want to frick you right now vibes i guess.
It's not worth it. They're enticing outwardly but once you know their true nature, for the vast majority anyway, you will want to run for the fricking hills.
I used to think like that and while yes it is true that black accentuates and make women who are already beautiful look more beautiful, it is also a aging color, it brings all the bad features out unless you are wearing a cake makeup.
I've been rewatching old eps of community and she's fricking stunning there, she wasn't even that young, I think she was 28 in s1? Her 30s were a mess for her
I mean I'd frick 'em both. At the same time. In their wrestling costumes. It's a CNC scenario and they're both forcing themselves on me. Maybe I let them win.
God it's such bullshit this board has no sound. You just know she's telling you she wants you to suck on her Khazar milkers while pumping your Aryan seed into her.
Agreed. It's true suffering being a British dude, when I was younger all the girls were getting blonde hair and fake tans, now you just have the zoomerette "aesthetic". It's so fricking bad being a straight dude in modern society, why can't women stop with tattoos and lip injections?
>love >implying
it wasnt love you gay
you were both bored and using each other as masturbation/physical distraction from your shitty childhood
t.lost virginity at 13 to emo asian gf
What does having a gf feel like, bros? I honestly think I'm out of chances to have a relationship with a genuinely good woman. Every girl I meet revolts me, they've got shitty tattoos, use Black person lingo, act disrespectful, are loud and abrasive, dress bawdtily, are usually atheist,(if not, they usually make up for their lack of faith by practicing a shitty Westernized form of Buddhism and faux-spirituality), have had relationships numbering in the double digits, and have bad relationships with their family. And I'm only 21.
It's genuinely difficult to see a silver lining on my end, bros. Not to mention hearing continuously about their disdain for anything male oriented across the internet and irl, whether it be toxic masculinity, feminist policies, dating preferences and whatnot, are blackpilling me to no end.
My parents refuse to understand too, it can't even cross their minds how broken the social structures have become.
But how, anon? How am I being an idiot? How do I even wake up? What am I doing wrong? Is it so unfathomably bad to have standards for your partner, since I'm doing the best I can tp keep those ideals up for myself?
Realize that all of these stupid things that you're telling yourself are a fricking vortex, a feedback loop of negative shit that kills you from the inside. It feels good to mentally jerk yourself off to the idea of oblivion, but it's harder to acknowledge that you're being a fricking moron and that you're being indoctrinated hard into a death cult. There is another way. There is a way out of that, but you need to willingly seek it out. The other option is destroying yourself before your life has even started. I was lucky and I got out. If you want to, you can too. If not, well, down the pipeline you go
You keep alluding to this 'other way' but you don't mention it explicitly. Also, I realize that the fundamentals of the blackpill are essentially antinatalist, but romantic relationships have genuinely lost whatever lustre they might've had before, and revealed themselves to be the ever-so pervading entity that is devoid of any real substance.
Dating is now shopping, and I'm the product; I must have a certain list of extreme criteria I must fit, for me to be even remotely usable.
The blackpill is the death knoll, that much is true. But at least it doesn't feign authenticity. To have a relationship nowadays is to subject yourself to a mockery of love. I genuinely don't care about the sexual aspect of such a relationship, I merely give a damn about whether they are good enough to be a mother, but even that seems too much to ask for. There's no pearl inside the shell, so to speak.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>all this projection on women to hide the fact you hate yourself
10 months ago
Anonymous
Look man, there's some serious shit you need to work through. And you're in good time because your life is barely beginning. I mean this fully sincerely: go to a therapist. A good one too, one that you feel comfortable actually talking to and that you feel listens to you.
I don't like religion, but you do, so either lean into the good aspects of that, or examine your beliefs, or doom yourself to exist in this superposition of being religious but also a man full of hate and intolerance. Your worst nature is coming out in regards to that. Let people live their lives. Don't be a racist moron. Be kind to people, and along the way you'll meet others that are kind to you as well
10 months ago
Anonymous
Don't listen to this homosexual.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah dude whatever you do don't go to therapy or try to improve your life. It's good to feel like shit and hate yourself actually :^)
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm close to 25, and we may have the same trajectory. I've only awaken to life in the past two, three years max. Much of my time between 18 and 22 was spent as a porn addict, a loner. I didn't seek out experiences, which is now what I lack the most. I also didn't fix some pressing issues. In that regard, follow the other anon's advice and go see a psychiatrist. Lay out, by writing if necessary, all that troubles you, and practice introspection. If you are religious, then find a wife at church. Be involved. If you want to have experiences before, which is what I wish I had, then go out and find a decent girl to have sex with and get better in that regard. >Don't be a racist moron.
This advice is too blunt to be taken seriously. You can be a racist, or whatever you want. What matters is your attitude - you need to be laid back and open, because the 20s are a time for experimentation and exploration.
You need to drop the self-pitying act, first of all
other than that don't worry about whether anyone will love you
you're a man
only your mother will love you for sure, and even then that's not really for sure
but that's it
grow up
get a source of stable income
if you don't care about sex that's unironically a hormone problem and you need to get your T levels checked
a hideous gypsy monkey will get his dick wet and have 10 kids, you can do it too lol
it's not impossible, just keep perfecting yourself
Also don't get sad about rejection or lack of success
Look man, there's some serious shit you need to work through. And you're in good time because your life is barely beginning. I mean this fully sincerely: go to a therapist. A good one too, one that you feel comfortable actually talking to and that you feel listens to you.
I don't like religion, but you do, so either lean into the good aspects of that, or examine your beliefs, or doom yourself to exist in this superposition of being religious but also a man full of hate and intolerance. Your worst nature is coming out in regards to that. Let people live their lives. Don't be a racist moron. Be kind to people, and along the way you'll meet others that are kind to you as well
Yeah dude whatever you do don't go to therapy or try to improve your life. It's good to feel like shit and hate yourself actually :^)
you're a frickin moron
In my experience a lot of goth girls are quite boring, a lot of their energy is spent keeping up the aesthetic and they don't diversify their personality
>if you don't care about sex that's unironically a hormone problem and you need to get your T levels checked
you have zero clue and have no place giving medical advice
>Most men don't have personalities either >Meeting a person at all is difficult
Well at least you're even handed with your perspective, even if I disagree
10 months ago
Anonymous
K
My favorite part is him not realizing that the advice he is giving amounts to "ignore everything and just solve your problem lol"
My favorite part is him not realizing that the advice he is giving amounts to "ignore everything and just solve your problem lol"
>the west has fallen because some berserk homosexual larper cant find a girlfriend that doesnt suit his absurd arbitrary preferences
have a nice day homosexual
Had my first gf when i was 16 (all the way by the way) and lemme tell you it felt so good. After her i had many until i just got bored of Seks and relationships. Granted, i didn't and don't have ridiculous standards like you bcause i realized at a young age real life isn't idealist like movies (grew up in a place w constant fights). Unless you change your mind your fate is seale. >Muh anime
Why is anime a common trait among incels?
Asian and black goths always come across as characters in a comedy where the gag is how awful their disguise and attempts to blend in are.
frick of moron
No, bug.
>Your average bugposter isn't too smart, but you can sage the thread... >...and his bait will still be 80% combat effective. >Here's a tip: report and ignore, and you'll put him down for good.
Haters can't take the wonder of Japanese goth girls.
>Your average bugposter isn't too smart, but you can sage the thread... >...and his bait will still be 80% combat effective. >Here's a tip: report and ignore, and you'll put him down for good.
Wait... You're saying Mana is a dude? Ha ha. Very funny., You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on anon." What? A guy? That's insane. That's impossible.
Oh no! But.. I've got all these Gothic e-girlta magazines with her! Oh nooooo!
Good, don't create more creaturas so that we can keep more whites around.
I used to think like that and while yes it is true that black accentuates and make women who are already beautiful look more beautiful, it is also a aging color, it brings all the bad features out unless you are wearing a cake makeup.
Eh, whatever, old women won't look as good anyway, so they might as well play around with make up.
I'm no expert but didn't the goth sub culture reject everything that was mainstream, conformist and superficial, just like, I don't know, soulless prostitutes posting themselves on social media?
Can confirm. Work in a high school and overheard kids talking about some girl who looks like that getting suspended for calling some Black person a monkey lol. Zoomies do have banter, little nigs just follow their cultural destiny and ape out like the elders who survived.
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Beetlejuice
Repo! The Genetic Opera
The Craft
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (I didn't like it though.)
Dark Angel: The Ascent
Queen of the Damned
Immortal/Immortel
Push
Cosmoball
Elvira
Terrorvision
Witching & b***hing
That's all I got and I was kinda stretching for a few of 'em.
I actually would say the opposite.
She successfuly mindbroke and ruined every single guy she was with.
She married some muscular gay male pornstar and in few monts turned him into a sissy troony and divorced him lmao.
They tend to smell like unwashed sardines hiding behind thick cheap body sprays. There's a hot goth girl that I know in college and even that couldn't excuse not using soap and shampoo
It's like they only use wet wipes instead of taking an actual shower
>fake goth, insane, avoid at all costs >fake goth, cruel, good wife but very demanding >real goth, drug abuser, insane but not dangerous to others, will cheat >true goth, geek, excellent wife material, will get quite fat, family is very poor
I consider myself fairly goth but i keep my aesthetic to a minimum because i am married, have kids and have a corporate job. So just wear all black. I dont get a tan, dont have tats or piercings.
Most goths these days probably dont even worship OTP vibeke stene / morten veland. The 90s were better times.
>Most goths these days probably dont even worship OTP vibeke stene / morten veland
I don't, nor have I ever dressed in goth attire, but 90s gothic metal is my favourite genre of music. What does that make me?
Trugoth. Fashion doesnt matter, its what the heart feels. But “goth girls” are attracted to the outside appearance so you got to show your colour that way
>“goth girls” are attracted to the outside appearance so you got to show your colour that way
It's all so tiresome. I'll just listen to my Tristania by myself and wait until I can get AI goth waifus.
It's funny because I'm a pale redhead and I'm pretty sure I developed sun allergy. Before this year, I never had much trouble in the sun other than the occasional sunburn, but recently, every time I spend more than an hour in the sun, the back of my hands and the back of my neck becomes really itchy for a whole 1-2 days.
My biggest regret in life is not asking my goth oneitis to prom. She still danced with me and we hung out afterwards and remained friends through college but I still feel like my life would've gone much differently if I had.
>Its a punk thing right?
Music nerds will shit their pants if you call it punk rock, it's technically hardcore, but yes in the simplest of "explain this to a normie or zoomer" terms it's basically being punk without the alcohol drugs or sex.
But most "straight edge" posters on Cinemaphile are just weenies who listen to anime soundtracks or whatever and have never been to a hardcore show, they just heard it from John Cena or whatever so they think being sXe just means not smoking weed or going to parties.
I’m only straight edge cause I have strong alcoholic tolerance so whenever I start making progress I look at my bank account and say yep that’s enough for me
In my experience a lot of goth girls are quite boring, a lot of their energy is spent keeping up the aesthetic and they don't diversify their personality
Alright boys, so how do ya get the goth girlfriend? There’s a buncha nice bars in Hollywood, anytime I go out tough I basically terrify people because I’m a fricking insane incel
>go to one such bar yesterday with my brother and mutual friend >really really drunk from bar hopping earlier >ask the pretty bartender “hey wanna see a cool trick?” >ask for lemon and salt >she watches in horror as I squeeze the lemon into my eye and snort the salt off my hand >cackle maniacally and say “we’re you impressed?” >she shuffles to the other side of the bar and never returns
>walk over to her >say you like her style or some corny shit >she either rejects you and you move on satisfied, or you get a conversation going
Easy as that. Just make sure no chuds are filming you because we live in an age where approaching women randomly is looked down upon
>walk over to her >say you like her style or some corny shit >she either rejects you and you move on satisfied, or you get a conversation going
Easy as that. Just make sure no chuds are filming you because we live in an age where approaching women randomly is looked down upon
not that it matters now that im nearing 40 and going to die by my own hand, but how do you even start with b***hes like that
Try being a 25 year old tall pretty boy
I think he was talking about how to obtain OP, not become OP
You could bust your balls and earn as much money as possible and socialize like a mother fricker so you have confidence to go with the money, all women desire men that can provide and protect.
>muh money
beta bux, alpha fricks. money doesn't get you loyal women.
Nothing get you loyal women
they're either Turbo exabawds or extremely shy
what's an exabawd?
bawd^60
its 1000 times a peta bawd, which is a 1000 times a giga bawd
you don't. they are all BPD and have onlyfans
Just talk to them. That's what none of you frickers get, it's just confidence. You have to be comfortable in your own skin. I'm a complete dweeb but I've gotten with hot girls -many of them goth- because I talked to them like I was interested in something other than fricking and like I wouldn't give a shit if she wasn't interested. Because honestly, I wouldn't. I'm kind of oblivious most of the time, girls usually have to clobber me over the head that they're interested.
But I'm old, got no money, and live in a basement.
>But I'm old,
Girls got daddy issues, this is a plus.
>got no money,
Avoid talking about it. You're alive so you must have some money. Get on disability or something.
>and live in a basement.
If you spin it right, this too could be a plus to a goth chick. But, when I say spin I mean like Taz in a tornado.
>when I say spin I mean like Taz in a tornado.
Whenever I’m at a concert of festival and see a cute goth i find visually appealing I tell myself to go up to her but then I realize I just want to frick her tight pale body and so I don’t have a meaningful conversation starter / dont know how to open a conversation without being a total creep or ass. “Hi, im anon, come here often? Can i buy you a drink” seems so inane and trash. But going over to her and say “zomg i loooove your hair / corset / stockings” is turbo creep. What is the middleground??
Honestly ive used the first line to mostly positive results at bars. Im generally so shy that i dont give out i want to frick you right now vibes i guess.
Do you have access to chloroform?
It's not worth it. They're enticing outwardly but once you know their true nature, for the vast majority anyway, you will want to run for the fricking hills.
Fricking this.
>die by my own hand
If you get a debilitating stroke, you won't even be able to move your hands or even speak.
pray you even meet one irl then also pray your zodiac signs are compatible
Ginger Snaps
I was getting worried about you bud
Hey there, welcome back. Were ya been?
hideous
did that guy die?
sexo
>nose ring
Yuck
without filters and angles this guy looks worse than me
can't wait for the poser septum piercing to go the way of the jnco jeans. shit is so fricking lame.
I wish I looked like this. I should have been born a girl…
Underworld, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Matrix trilogy
That episode of CSI that had goth teen Taylor Swift
I don't care about goth make up and clothing, but blue eyes, pale skin, raven dark hair with a pretty face is the best combo.
the true patrician preference indeed.
Excellent taste, although the eyes can be blue, green, or gray for me.
I used to think like that and while yes it is true that black accentuates and make women who are already beautiful look more beautiful, it is also a aging color, it brings all the bad features out unless you are wearing a cake makeup.
Agreed. Plus bangs and glasses are the cherry on the cake.
my enlightened brothers....take the israelitepill
No
god alison brie walled so hard
I've been rewatching old eps of community and she's fricking stunning there, she wasn't even that young, I think she was 28 in s1? Her 30s were a mess for her
It’s funny that walled Alison looks like prime Gilly
I mean I'd frick 'em both. At the same time. In their wrestling costumes. It's a CNC scenario and they're both forcing themselves on me. Maybe I let them win.
only Abby is married to a fellow israelite boi, the rest are married or were bred by White chads, lmao
Judaism is matrilineal. The israeliteess is iterally YHWH's gift to men.
I want to impregnate
matrilineal cultures just mean you were recently historically conquered
OYYYY VEEEEYYYY
GIMMIE THAT KOSHER MILK BABBBBAYYYY!
>retro horror aesthetic
>very few followers on youtube
>accent that will make you diamonds
gentlemen, Graveyard Dirt
Is she a Soprano? Is that what I'm hearing?
Regardless, good find, homie.
ay Tone
WOHOOO
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
God it's such bullshit this board has no sound. You just know she's telling you she wants you to suck on her Khazar milkers while pumping your Aryan seed into her.
sex please
i mean source please
quite the gut she's hiding there
those israeli women the devil tries to make beautiful
Allah marks them with that nose
jewesses are the easiest, bawdtiest women Ive ever seen. If you get one to meet you for coffee or whatever, youll get a bj, guaranteed.
Agreed. It's true suffering being a British dude, when I was younger all the girls were getting blonde hair and fake tans, now you just have the zoomerette "aesthetic". It's so fricking bad being a straight dude in modern society, why can't women stop with tattoos and lip injections?
Exquisite taste anon. I accept your dinner invitation.
What Wednesday should have been
I essentially love women
Tfw I experienced teenage love with a slim busty goth gf in the late 90's/early 00's.
I can die happy now, i'll never fly that high ever again.
Please do, normalgay
>love
>implying
it wasnt love you gay
you were both bored and using each other as masturbation/physical distraction from your shitty childhood
t.lost virginity at 13 to emo asian gf
Same but a bit later. Oh well.
What does having a gf feel like, bros? I honestly think I'm out of chances to have a relationship with a genuinely good woman. Every girl I meet revolts me, they've got shitty tattoos, use Black person lingo, act disrespectful, are loud and abrasive, dress bawdtily, are usually atheist,(if not, they usually make up for their lack of faith by practicing a shitty Westernized form of Buddhism and faux-spirituality), have had relationships numbering in the double digits, and have bad relationships with their family. And I'm only 21.
It's genuinely difficult to see a silver lining on my end, bros. Not to mention hearing continuously about their disdain for anything male oriented across the internet and irl, whether it be toxic masculinity, feminist policies, dating preferences and whatnot, are blackpilling me to no end.
My parents refuse to understand too, it can't even cross their minds how broken the social structures have become.
If you stop being a fricking idiot that's probably a good start
>I'm only 21
You still have time. Wake the frick up
But how, anon? How am I being an idiot? How do I even wake up? What am I doing wrong? Is it so unfathomably bad to have standards for your partner, since I'm doing the best I can tp keep those ideals up for myself?
Realize that all of these stupid things that you're telling yourself are a fricking vortex, a feedback loop of negative shit that kills you from the inside. It feels good to mentally jerk yourself off to the idea of oblivion, but it's harder to acknowledge that you're being a fricking moron and that you're being indoctrinated hard into a death cult. There is another way. There is a way out of that, but you need to willingly seek it out. The other option is destroying yourself before your life has even started. I was lucky and I got out. If you want to, you can too. If not, well, down the pipeline you go
You keep alluding to this 'other way' but you don't mention it explicitly. Also, I realize that the fundamentals of the blackpill are essentially antinatalist, but romantic relationships have genuinely lost whatever lustre they might've had before, and revealed themselves to be the ever-so pervading entity that is devoid of any real substance.
Dating is now shopping, and I'm the product; I must have a certain list of extreme criteria I must fit, for me to be even remotely usable.
The blackpill is the death knoll, that much is true. But at least it doesn't feign authenticity. To have a relationship nowadays is to subject yourself to a mockery of love. I genuinely don't care about the sexual aspect of such a relationship, I merely give a damn about whether they are good enough to be a mother, but even that seems too much to ask for. There's no pearl inside the shell, so to speak.
>all this projection on women to hide the fact you hate yourself
Look man, there's some serious shit you need to work through. And you're in good time because your life is barely beginning. I mean this fully sincerely: go to a therapist. A good one too, one that you feel comfortable actually talking to and that you feel listens to you.
I don't like religion, but you do, so either lean into the good aspects of that, or examine your beliefs, or doom yourself to exist in this superposition of being religious but also a man full of hate and intolerance. Your worst nature is coming out in regards to that. Let people live their lives. Don't be a racist moron. Be kind to people, and along the way you'll meet others that are kind to you as well
Don't listen to this homosexual.
Yeah dude whatever you do don't go to therapy or try to improve your life. It's good to feel like shit and hate yourself actually :^)
I'm close to 25, and we may have the same trajectory. I've only awaken to life in the past two, three years max. Much of my time between 18 and 22 was spent as a porn addict, a loner. I didn't seek out experiences, which is now what I lack the most. I also didn't fix some pressing issues. In that regard, follow the other anon's advice and go see a psychiatrist. Lay out, by writing if necessary, all that troubles you, and practice introspection. If you are religious, then find a wife at church. Be involved. If you want to have experiences before, which is what I wish I had, then go out and find a decent girl to have sex with and get better in that regard.
>Don't be a racist moron.
This advice is too blunt to be taken seriously. You can be a racist, or whatever you want. What matters is your attitude - you need to be laid back and open, because the 20s are a time for experimentation and exploration.
You need to drop the self-pitying act, first of all
other than that don't worry about whether anyone will love you
you're a man
only your mother will love you for sure, and even then that's not really for sure
but that's it
grow up
get a source of stable income
if you don't care about sex that's unironically a hormone problem and you need to get your T levels checked
a hideous gypsy monkey will get his dick wet and have 10 kids, you can do it too lol
it's not impossible, just keep perfecting yourself
Also don't get sad about rejection or lack of success
you're a frickin moron
women don't have personalities
>women don't have personalities
I'm sorry that you think that
Ah, a "pull yourself up by your bootstraps"-type guy. Yeah you should definitely take advice from this guy, he sounds sane.
Imagine being a reddit tourist and an incel
>Calls other tourists
>While being a tourist
Unironically this. KEK!
>if you don't care about sex that's unironically a hormone problem and you need to get your T levels checked
you have zero clue and have no place giving medical advice
>HAVING NO SEX DRIVE AT 21 IS TOTALLY NORMAL BRO JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
Most men don't have personalities either
Meeting a person at all is difficult
He should keep being a loser you're so right homosexual
>Most men don't have personalities either
>Meeting a person at all is difficult
Well at least you're even handed with your perspective, even if I disagree
K
Reddit shutdown hit a little hard?
>everyone's an NPC but me!
this what happens when parents tell their kids they're special
My favorite part is him not realizing that the advice he is giving amounts to "ignore everything and just solve your problem lol"
>Meeting a person at all is difficult
>Gives advices
Imagine being this ledditor incel tweeter user phaggot.
Hello Andrew Tate!
>the west has fallen because some berserk homosexual larper cant find a girlfriend that doesnt suit his absurd arbitrary preferences
have a nice day homosexual
none of the things he listed are arbitrary
Had my first gf when i was 16 (all the way by the way) and lemme tell you it felt so good. After her i had many until i just got bored of Seks and relationships. Granted, i didn't and don't have ridiculous standards like you bcause i realized at a young age real life isn't idealist like movies (grew up in a place w constant fights). Unless you change your mind your fate is seale.
>Muh anime
Why is anime a common trait among incels?
the goth aesthetic looks best on asians because it's just an extension of their natural features
Nah they're disqualified for cheating because they all have black hair.
Disgusting. Even pale latinas can pull it off but bugs are just ugly
You must be Australian
>Even pale latinas
whites only
Is this the one who killed her boyfriend because he didn't want to frick her?
Do we have a picture of the boyf?
yeah, generic frat boy with khakis and a hawaiian shirt
m-mommy
awakens my primal urges every time she's posted
Haters can't take the wonder of Japanese goth girls.
I didn't know about this band anon, thank you. Don't mind the racists
looks like shit. also that one quirky colored hairline is overdone
Asian and black goths always come across as characters in a comedy where the gag is how awful their disguise and attempts to blend in are.
frick of moron
>goth aesthetic looks best on asians because it's just an extension of their natural features
Pic unrelated right
No, bug.
cute, whats her name?
haerin
That guy's like a French Pixar character.
Shit taste.
>Your average bugposter isn't too smart, but you can sage the thread...
>...and his bait will still be 80% combat effective.
>Here's a tip: report and ignore, and you'll put him down for good.
plus Japanese goth chicks have a classier style
They look worse than anyone in this thread does
Japanese goth chicks are so fricking hot
Not just Asian, but Japanese goth chicks have the best outfits.
That's a man, man
Wait... You're saying Mana is a dude? Ha ha. Very funny., You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on anon." What? A guy? That's insane. That's impossible.
Oh no! But.. I've got all these Gothic e-girlta magazines with her! Oh nooooo!
Delusional bugposter
have a nice day bugfricker
being goth is about having a tortured soul and everyone knows bug people don’t have one
>thing
>thing: japan
That's korean, the asiatic spammer hates Japan with passion
>tfw mixed race amerimutt
>too brown to ever attract a goth gf
>still in love with goth female best friend from HS for the past 15+ years
Jesus christ, go outside bro. You are only hurting yourself now
That sounds like a good plot for a movie.
Good, don't create more creaturas so that we can keep more whites around.
Eh, whatever, old women won't look as good anyway, so they might as well play around with make up.
you type like a gay
Frenzoned
Kat Von D married a brown goth. There are plenty of colorful goths these days. You can do it buddy. Is that b***h still goth? 15 years later?
>Is that b***h still goth? 15 years later?
Yeah.
>get a couple face tattoos
> start a SoundCloud
> wear Off-White
> find out where to get powder drugs.
It’s literally that easy
Fricking goth mouthpussy
I'm no expert but didn't the goth sub culture reject everything that was mainstream, conformist and superficial, just like, I don't know, soulless prostitutes posting themselves on social media?
No that was punk. Goth was a response to punk and by contrast was extremely superficial.
LOL no it evolved out of post punk you're making shit up. Listen to joy division and kys
Bros...how do I get a qt zoomer goth gf/wife as a 35 year old NEET??
sneak up behind her and clock her over the head with something heavy and pray for memory loss so you can be the husband she doesn't really have
The perfect girl doesn't exis-
Can't be perfect if she takes blurry ass photos like that
how do I get a wife like her though
gonna take a couple guesses and say either be tall and have money or be tall and have money
but I'm just 6'1" and have a decent enough job to live by myself
>only 6'1" and with a decent enough income to provide for self
well there's who you're gonna be fricking tonight then I guess; yourself
6'3 is the manlet cut-off
>Her
I know morons will randomly spam "thats a man" on random pictures of actual women but I can easily say without a hint of doubt that is 100% a man
so close to getting a good one too, better luck next time anon
its sinister darling you fricking moron newbie
>newbie
Sin is like 20 at most. Only oldgay boomers dont know about her
No way. She must be close to 30. She's been posted for ages.
I'm an oldgay. I'm 34 though, not a boomer.
thanks for the info, but don't call me darling
be black
nah chicks like her are racist af
Can confirm. Work in a high school and overheard kids talking about some girl who looks like that getting suspended for calling some Black person a monkey lol. Zoomies do have banter, little nigs just follow their cultural destiny and ape out like the elders who survived.
On the contrary, some of the most tolerant people I met were Goths
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
That's a man.
I wish she would post more candid stuff, she looks so much better without the filters
>The Semen Holocaust
name??
Sinisterdarling
Decoder.
Under the silver lake.
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Beetlejuice
Repo! The Genetic Opera
The Craft
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (I didn't like it though.)
Dark Angel: The Ascent
Queen of the Damned
Immortal/Immortel
Push
Cosmoball
Elvira
Terrorvision
Witching & b***hing
That's all I got and I was kinda stretching for a few of 'em.
Don't forget blair witch 2 book of shadows
Cradle of fear
Metal lords
The girl with the dragon tattoo
The Crow
Interview With the Vampire
Why was the gothest film ever only posted once?
The Craft is the gothiest film ever.
>inb4 Goth is about music
lol
lmao even
Look, i get you wanna frick the black witch while saying you don't like Blacks, but the gothiest movie ever is The Crow
the only time this aesthetic worked me into a shoot
First one holds up but don't bother with the sequel, you just can't top Nancy.
israeli teeth
She gives me such a terrorboner in that film. I want to frick her in equal measures that I'm scared of her cutting my penis off.
most goths are either obese or anorexic and they all smell like shit
these hot goths you see in images online are just regular hot girl cosplaying a fantasy
That's a man ain't it?
Why does the black hair/pale skin combo just work?
Give Tolkien social media and his wife fricks a Black person while he jerks off to Stoya's porn and never finishes Hobbit.
They're biblically accurate demons.
Because its a nice contrast. Pale skin is cute and innocent and dark hair is mysterious and alluring
lol what a dumb b***h, that's way too much shampoo
how does this happen
Molested
>implying
I actually would say the opposite.
She successfuly mindbroke and ruined every single guy she was with.
She married some muscular gay male pornstar and in few monts turned him into a sissy troony and divorced him lmao.
who
Charlotte Sartre
She's hot but she fricks Black folk a lot.
what does she need all that Cetaphil for?
Her BBC videos are pretty hot and she's only 5'3"
What would that smell like
Sauce on these ethots being troons?
Sinister Darling.
Can't find shit on her having a troon past.
the source is: anon's fricked up obsessed mind
My source is bugposter made it the frick up.
newbie alert
They tend to smell like unwashed sardines hiding behind thick cheap body sprays. There's a hot goth girl that I know in college and even that couldn't excuse not using soap and shampoo
It's like they only use wet wipes instead of taking an actual shower
We're talking about goth girl not "gaymer" girl
>remember us Cinemaphile ?
what were they singing
Evanescence wake me up
with or without makeup?
they look like the mouth stuff
without
Those are a men
Did anyone ever find their socials? I just know they're Brazilian
yeah
https://www.instagram.com/asttaroth/?hl=en
how walled are they now?
From left to right
>fake goth, insane, avoid at all costs
>fake goth, cruel, good wife but very demanding
>real goth, drug abuser, insane but not dangerous to others, will cheat
>true goth, geek, excellent wife material, will get quite fat, family is very poor
They are all prostitutes and the first one is now a wigger dating a trapper lmao
The Crow
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
also german expressionism in general really
heart of america has a goth girl school shooter
late to the thread but gimme a kino like this please
Is Harry Potter gothic?
No, but My Immortal is.
Van Helsing (2004)
Someone posted this today.
Goth girls are psychotic and cringe. They will either kill you or lie to the cops and say that you raped them.
I prefer Goth posers because I hate tattoos and most piercings. Just dress up like Raven or something idk.
Almost every goth you see is a poseur.
The original look is meant to be somewhat androgynous
I consider myself fairly goth but i keep my aesthetic to a minimum because i am married, have kids and have a corporate job. So just wear all black. I dont get a tan, dont have tats or piercings.
Most goths these days probably dont even worship OTP vibeke stene / morten veland. The 90s were better times.
>Most goths these days probably dont even worship OTP vibeke stene / morten veland
I don't, nor have I ever dressed in goth attire, but 90s gothic metal is my favourite genre of music. What does that make me?
Trugoth. Fashion doesnt matter, its what the heart feels. But “goth girls” are attracted to the outside appearance so you got to show your colour that way
>“goth girls” are attracted to the outside appearance so you got to show your colour that way
It's all so tiresome. I'll just listen to my Tristania by myself and wait until I can get AI goth waifus.
>goth metal
Such as? I know goth rock, but goth metal isn't something I know about.
Type O Negative
I DONT WANNA BE
Tragic in hindsight. RIP Peter Steele.
goth metal isn't goth music fricking posser
You probably look like a landwhale.
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
the vampire journals is corny as shit but i adore it
why did they have to kill her off?
I literally stopped watching it after they did.
She was an insufferable c**t
True, Pinkman get himself a deliverance
Why are pale girls so kino?
They frequently have big breasts
She does porn doesn't she?
Remember to take your vitamin D goth chads.
It's funny because I'm a pale redhead and I'm pretty sure I developed sun allergy. Before this year, I never had much trouble in the sun other than the occasional sunburn, but recently, every time I spend more than an hour in the sun, the back of my hands and the back of my neck becomes really itchy for a whole 1-2 days.
Checked. Based fellow redhead. If im out in the sun I will always get sunburned, even if I put on a shit ton of sunscreen.
Feels so good to slap their ass and breasts and see their skin turn red hot
My biggest regret in life is not asking my goth oneitis to prom. She still danced with me and we hung out afterwards and remained friends through college but I still feel like my life would've gone much differently if I had.
>didnt make out while dancing
We grinded at least. I never really thought about it but she must've felt my raging boner, right?
>spoon dance
>but no kissing
big gay
she probably thinks youre gay
Well yeah she did refer to me as her gay best friend in college.
>Well yeah she did refer to me as her gay best friend in college.
the goth girl ancestors just big oofed for you
The Craft
>generic normie white girl with brown hair
>OMG SHE'S SO GOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are zoomers like this
they also think that being straight edge just means being sober
>posts generic 'ironic santa picture xd' every teenager from 1995 to 2011 did
>from 1995 to 2011
That's right, when at least mallgoth was still a genuine subculture and not just normie zoomer instagram thots who have brown hair
the only "true" goth zoomers are always like 200 lbs latina from venezuela for some reason where 1999 finally caught up to them I guess.
Goth is a state of mind, not the crap you get at hottopic maxing out your parents creditcard
>Goth is a state of mind
yeah what's that
Reading existentialist philosophy, for starters.
zoomers
feigned disinterest
hiding unsatisfied passions
What is straight edge? Its a punk thing right?
>Its a punk thing right?
Music nerds will shit their pants if you call it punk rock, it's technically hardcore, but yes in the simplest of "explain this to a normie or zoomer" terms it's basically being punk without the alcohol drugs or sex.
But most "straight edge" posters on Cinemaphile are just weenies who listen to anime soundtracks or whatever and have never been to a hardcore show, they just heard it from John Cena or whatever so they think being sXe just means not smoking weed or going to parties.
I’m only straight edge cause I have strong alcoholic tolerance so whenever I start making progress I look at my bank account and say yep that’s enough for me
>I’m only straight edge
Okay buy you're not straight edge you're just sober.
im sober and straight edge
how are you straight edge
i'm straight edge because alcohol makes you fat and ugly
Nymphomaniac
A Cure for Wellness
The Survivalist
X
Pearl
If you want some southern goth tomboy kino check out Cookie’s Fortune.
Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht
I hate how every time you see a girl who'd make a killing on Onlyfans, it's pretty much guaranteed she doesn't have one
Mirror, Mirror 1990
b***h looks like she's ready to start singing Karma Chameleon
I don't have any pics but Chastain in Mama was hot as frick with the goth pixie cut.
I love attractive women so much it's unreal
pro-tip: straight men don't go around awkwardly telling everyone who straight they are
better luck next time cruiser
real goths dont exist post 2005
fake goths = posers = cringe
In my experience a lot of goth girls are quite boring, a lot of their energy is spent keeping up the aesthetic and they don't diversify their personality
Alright boys, so how do ya get the goth girlfriend? There’s a buncha nice bars in Hollywood, anytime I go out tough I basically terrify people because I’m a fricking insane incel
>go to one such bar yesterday with my brother and mutual friend
>really really drunk from bar hopping earlier
>ask the pretty bartender “hey wanna see a cool trick?”
>ask for lemon and salt
>she watches in horror as I squeeze the lemon into my eye and snort the salt off my hand
>cackle maniacally and say “we’re you impressed?”
>she shuffles to the other side of the bar and never returns
>I'M A b***h, I'M A LOVER
That’s just what happens when a life long Cinemaphilener gets drunk
It takes all of my willpower just to keep from talking about israelites
you're not a real goth unless you look incredibly tired and depressed without fancy makeup and homosexual clothes
t. real goth chad
goths are like gingers
the women are hot, and the men are pitiful
mad cuz I'm a natty goth chad and I get all the goth pussy
goth?
>be med student
>study outside near grad school since library sucks
>seen grad student goth girl around campus
If only I had an excuse to talk to her
>walk over to her
>say you like her style or some corny shit
>she either rejects you and you move on satisfied, or you get a conversation going
Easy as that. Just make sure no chuds are filming you because we live in an age where approaching women randomly is looked down upon
fricking scoob <3
do it
Someone should make a movie with this exact premise.
They could use Edward Scissorhands for inspiration.
winged eyeliner is so fricking cash
>seen her in person
>absolutely stunning and pale as a ghost
Damn bros.
>utterly mogs every actress past, present or future
how does she it?
>mogs
holy shit you shitskins really worship White women.
(You)
But i'am not White, i just know by your pots how brown you are
Are those two Tasha and Doremi? Heard one of them married a fatty who looks like a prototypical Anon. Some dudes are born with luck.
the only good ones posted are hispanic. hispanic girls make the best goths and seem to usually be goth more than others.
even that white girl getting posted, op image, might not entirely be white
>t.Maria
lmao
Maria's such a stupid b***h haha
>AY CARAMBA STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
White man will never frick you, you'll never be White or goth
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
>bump limit
>no mention of tiffy
gay homosexuals