What are some good Fathers Day comics?

What are some good Father’s Day comics?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not him

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No crab hands

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started reading this. When does her father die?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently its ending soon and getting a proper finale

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thats it for now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i fricking hate clarissa so much. she deserved everything bad happening to her

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do hope she doesnt get a happy end, it wouldnt fit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It needs to end with the Dad being arrested and the family being utterly broken for the rest of their lives as they never escape the shadow of what he did.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She'd go up and be a scriptwriter for Hollywood.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it, what is that moronic teacher babbling about?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                teachers in are always shown to be morons in this comic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think that the teacher put a "no valentines allowed" sign on Bonnie's box because she committed the sin of being related to someone who is getting married. The implication is that the uncle is gay.

                It is entirely convoluted.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Fluffy Bunnytoes problematic?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesnt want bonnie´s uncle to get married
            I think he is "against" gay marriage, ie doesnt openly support it, so he got cancelled

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't there a sequel with her having a son.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ive never seen nor heard that before.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The family has 2 sons I think.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fan-made.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that was edgy fanart by Bishop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy SHIT this is still going? I thought it was just that one short story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, what the frick? I didn't realize this shit was a whole story.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Art style changed its weird. Not sure if its better.
        Ends with her being drowned in the bathtub by her father.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks there's a happy ending
      Lol, lmao even

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When does her father die?
      of natural causes in a hospital at 92

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic very related

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A comic about a little girl getting raped on daily basis
    Why the frick would someone makes a series about that? it's fine for one strip, but a continuous story about it seems really fricking stupid and gross. this comics reeks cynism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its about the consequences of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmmm...that actually makes sense. Do you think the author have been victim of SA? I hope not

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The homosexual was probably touched. No one gives this into detail about pedo parent rape unless they went through it. It's like trying to describe space when you've never been up there.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you cant talk about things youve never done
            Certified moron post

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not demented enough to constantly write a comic about a father raping his daughter you homosexual. are you so moronic that you don't see its even more cringe to write about this topic if the creator didn't go through it? I dont see comics made about rape and torture unless the author either went through it or is an overly edgy frick like Garth Ennis. Try harder in your stupidity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nooooooooooo stop making art about taboo subjects nooooooo stop itttttt
                you are a low IQ babboon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not demented enough to constantly write a comic about a father raping his daughter you homosexual.
                japan does it all the time, but with other purpose

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He can't imagine writing about things he didn't experience

                Well I can already tell you're not the creative type

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lack of imagination is a sign of low IQ.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes yes, raping or implied rape every single comic is the sign of deep imagination. You're so right moronnon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one said that, they just correctly pointed out you are low IQ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this comics reeks "cynism"
      No shit, you dumb bastard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmm...that actually makes sense. Do you think the author have been victim of SA? I hope not

      moronic brazilian posting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic brazilian posting
        kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lurk for two years before posting and you would be called a moronic Brazilian.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lurk for two years before posting and you would be called a moronic Brazilian.
            no
            i am fine being a favela

            The homosexual was probably touched. No one gives this into detail about pedo parent rape unless they went through it. It's like trying to describe space when you've never been up there.

            >The homosexual was probably touched.
            not need to be rude about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, how did you know?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have high IQ.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman and Watchmen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      batman's a fricking pussy and would let clarissa's dad live so he could do it again to either clarissa or her brother.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll never stahp me batman, I'm like the flu, always back next year after an injection!

        >You won't get away with this Jok- Er, I mean Sir!

        That's the problem with society batman, it doesn't staaaahps what I'm doing, it doesn't protect all the little girls from the aggressive hugging and cuddle struggles. It only slaps a band-aid on the wound and hands you a Lollipop. A Lollipop batman, something sweet to help you endure all the pain, but you'll end up just another sucker in a long line of suckers!
        The only way to stahp this now batman is to put me down, string me up, make me march to firing squad, but you'll never do it batman.

        >The system will take care of you J-Sir, justice will prevail in the end!

        That's your problem batman, you've got to much faith in the system. A system that pimps out kids left and right to respectable well off "families" willing to take them in. Don't you think it's a little odd that these kids get passed around from house to house until they're too old? That only well of parents get to adopt kids? Isn't there even a fee in some states? That's trafficking batman, life is a highway and we're just nailing all the little traffic cones in the streets!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just repeated back to me what I told you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I just wanted you to have something fun to read

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't funny.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick you that was hilarious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ledger voibe, it's almost palpable

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Top Zozzle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's trafficking batman, life is a highway and we're just nailing all the little traffic cones in the streets!
          kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that guy was sent to a Brazilian prison he wouldn't stay long, but he'd kill himself as soon as he got out and found a opportunity.

        It sucks when it happens with a innocent man, though. In my city a janitor was falsely accused of raping a schoolgirl (years later it was found that the girl was being raped by her stepfather with the consent of her mother), guy was jailed for three years, got a semi-open conditional after that and a few days later he killed himself. The other inmates raped him multiple times a day, got most of his teeth broken, they cut off his dick, and would get beat down every so often.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          now thats fricked, did something happen with the stepfather

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sometime between the janitor being arrested and freed the guy knew it was a matter of time until they found he was the true rapist, so he just disappeared. I live in the south, mosre urbanized part of the country, and people tend to flee to the north, the most rural and impoverished of the country. Anyway he was never found as far as I know.

            The mother claimed she was forced to let him have his way with her daughter so nothing happened with her.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Classic, women can get away with anything by saying they were also victims.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's batman gonna do, suck his dick and think of the joker?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, have Frank Castle meet this dude.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frank got canceled for going against that kind of people

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lel
            https://screenrant.com/punisher-more-marvel-gets-rid-most-controversial-character/

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess some fee-fees were hurt when some staffers read the Widowmaker comic. They just can't leave anything alone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look like they're about to help the dad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So do they spitroast the dad or do a four-way with Clarissa?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look for yourself.

        When is this going to get a cartoon?

        Never.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope get raped by the booty warrior

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started reading this. When does she start to enjoy it?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these gays getting pissy over people wanting there to be a happy ending
    have a nice day.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dad stopped halfway through the comic though. He was probably sorry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's providing a false sense of security, just waiting for a chance to hide in the closet or hide under the bed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who fricking cares? he's the real victim here anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The b***hy morons ITT don't know that because they won't actually read the comic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not, its just a drawing after all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he didnt he got a handy while on the car in one of the latter ones

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post proof

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats not proof

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are one dense mf if you seriously didnt get it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is lobster hands?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              a bad handjob where she squeezes too much

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's when you put your finger(or fingers) in the pussy, palm up, then put your thumb on the womb area and give a little pinch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was fingers in pussy, thumb in anus, and pinch.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's like cow tools, but with child molestation

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a sentence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no he didnt

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first page of this, Thanksgiving dinner iirc, was a perfect execution of the premise. Everything the dude's made since has been entirely superfluous

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is this going to get a cartoon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        webms:

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading this when it came out (22 yrs ago. jeez!) but didn't know someone animated it.

        https://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic/stuffed-friend-1/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When someone uses AI to make it

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a c**t

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman and Watchmen.

      lmao
      taking reqs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        draw clarissa going through her goth phase
        she can be a little older like a teen or not

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I think Batman/Rorschach spitroasting her is in order.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clarissa having fun with the boys in a middle school basement party

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clarissa on a date with a boy, acting loose, while boy is just a confused kid

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that i finally learned who this guy is, I'm disappointed in you anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a cruel god reigns

    I hope Clarissa's mom kills her dad.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://files.catbox.moe/6zgtnw.png
    Clarissa is so ungrateful, her daddy worked so hard on that cream pie and she didn't appreciate it at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      too on model
      (is this the only page?)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://exhentai.org/g/2423226/15836a9041/
        yeah unfortunately

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          shame

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exploring child molestation from the perspective of a child is all good fun, but is there anything about exploring child molestation from a perspective of an outsider child, like a classmate or a friend?
    All I can think of is Forrest Gump, but he's moronic and becomes adult anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that happens a little in Blankets?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the best possible ending Clarissa just becoming an hero? I can’t see any relief from any other scenario.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Father impregnates her after puberty, he goes to jail, family raises the kid as her "little brother," mother dies after too many sleeping pills after a bender, siblings all scatter and Clarrisa is left on her own to raise her brother-son as a single mother on welfare.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dad dies somehow, then timeskip 10 years and she is doing somewhat ok is all I can think of.
      Or maybe the dad is still alive but is suffering for his actions and is all alone, that might be better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freak accident happens at the PB flavor factory where only the dad survives. The accident in question turned unmasked employees into unrecognizable sludge. Cameras show him pushing other workers of varying wardrobe out of the way and stomping on the last guy's headgear before squirming out the door. Boss finds out, despite his efforts to destroy the tapes, so only he is left to work at the factory doing literally everything (a bunch of workers died, but considering the comic the majority came from 3rd world countries with no documents or anyone to miss them) to keep it from falling apart before the next batch of unluckies file in. No energy=no nookie. Truly the worker bee, he goes to work and goes to sleep, leaving the wife to deal with the kiddies non-stop. Of course, they see this as the chance to flee, the chance to live undefiled. Despite their mother's pleas to not break up the family, they go (well after tying up the only dissenter. Hint: it's not the girl), but not after spiking her wine with sleeping pills. When he arrives, he shakes the shit out of his wife for passing out, the strain of work overtaking him, but the pills stunned her, and with no kids in sight, he could barely make it to the phone to call 911. But, the sludge, it was in his car... 10 hours later, the wife awakens, with no family in sight, having no other option but to flee, not knowing of the fate that awaits her in the car...

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude proves the ancient pasta can be broken
    >He's treated like a satan because of it
    Men just can never win.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why if you have a daughter you let the mother take care of her.
      Also it used to work out because you used to ask for money for your daughter and divorce wasnt a thing so you knew she would be fine, it also decreased the chances of molestation because a non virgin girl had little value.
      All this modern free dating bullshit is extremely bad for everyone but people put their hedonistic carnal desires above longterm happiness so we are all fricked until it all comes crashing down (and it will) and a new wave of ultra conservatism arrives and then goes too far again.
      Humans aren designed to stay in the happy middle it seems, they need the whip.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know the name of it but it's by the same creator as last man if i remember correctly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      saucenao isn't helping, what's this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        La décharge mentale
        but she only get's a facial, no blowjobs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like that artist works, its some strange unintended but intended comedy going on on top of the casual sexy shenanigans

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he got cancelled

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh well.
              You only get cancelled if you let yourself get cancelled.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's just a man consensually fricking adult women
          I can't get off to anything that doesn't involve a child being traumatized for life.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see you also have refined taste.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            based

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              fatherxdaughter incest is one of my biggest kinks but i dont dare talk about it anywhere ever online. it just feels too taboo, even among the dredges of the internet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats low level these days, but honestly its better to keep it to yourself because very little is gained by involving others even if its anons online, you think it sounds great but no its a waste of time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you taking about? incest in all forms is being pushed by hard by the establishment in America.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Th-there's no way this was actually in Frozen 2, right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you seriously never see a frozen incest thread before?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh........ no. If it's fan animated, that's fine. But I frankly don't trust Pixar not to sneak something like this in.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it would be meant to be disturbing, like the girl is so messed up she thinks adult men would want to her to give them blowjob by default. That would be hot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              .......I'd ask for the identity of the fricker who made this, but I really don't think I want it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a 2006 Danish movie called "Princess" the girl in the clip was raised by her pornstar mother and was the victim of sexual abuse which made her think those things were normal. After her mother dies she is taken care of by her Uncle named August who becomes aware of what happened to her and takes revenge on the industry. Anon cut out the part where he finds her doing this and breaks the one boy's arm for trying to take advantage of her. It's a really good movie, but can be hard to watch.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Likes to take the initiative
              >Is into extibitionism
              I love this brat

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was reading the comics and saw this, i wonder if this symbolizes that randy was also diddled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yjk

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if we turned the joker into a little girl?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, but you'll have to try very very hard to pass through the Telegrammizer, Gordie-Poo. One small misstep and your WHOLE reputation goes down in flames. Once it broadcasts your innermost desires to everyone in Gotham, every alleyway crook, every bigtime hustler, and certainly the coppers will be on your trail. Tee-hee. And let's not forget the estro-pokies. Just one creaky floorboard~ will PINCH your gonads, leaving you in shambles as a miasma of artificial estrogen courses through your sickly veins. And let's not forget my patent pending JOKER GAS! Who needs a little brat when you can huff your worries away? AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!! Oh-hoh-hoh...Harley, the bazooka please.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *teleports behind you*
        And no lobster hands this time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You fool. Did you think I was unprepared for this? While I prattled about my precious gifts, I started to release in my patent pending Joker Gas into this very room~. In 15 seconds, you'll be lulled into a blissful land of slumber, well, after the shock begins to wear off. Oh, and don't bother trying to escape. This Joker gas was specifically made to have more, oh, potent effects for raiders of the unripe fruit. *puts on jetpack* Harley, don't forget to toss out the trash. ~Ta-ta~...*flies away*

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *switches places with the jetpack with my penis lodged in your circus tent*
            Clairissa, daddy's going to be very upset.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh-ho-ho~, did you plan on putting your willy in my patent pending Joker toaster? The gas is quite powerful, isn't it? I can thank my spring-loaded shoes and my metal chassis for providing your last moments with an illusion of my pale...OOOOOOOOHHH~, you think I'm a blimp. You'll be drifting off in a few seconds. Harley my dearie, go on and shoot your shot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *little girl ray whirring intensifies*
                Don't be a naughty lamb Clairissa. You know what we do to naughty little lambs who do not follow their shepards, don't you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hmm-hmm-hmm...Ooooh a guest! Hey small fry, what's with that funny ray doohickey? You here to get some of my goons, or do yah want some of little ol' me?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *switches the dial to little boy ray*
                You'll always be daddy's little girl no matter what.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Before you use your zapper, you should take a gander at your uh, well withering limbs. Even your willy is crumbling to dust. And all you had to do was accept my patent pending gassy gift. He-heeeh...so much for being one of Gotham's finest... My goons will see that your body isn't in too much of a bad shape.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *limbs reform into penises similar to Clayface but with penises*
                Clairisssssaaaaahhhhhhh....

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, this is one for the books. A run-of-the-mill copper ambling about on my dusty floor, dick in toaster and not on his person, with nothing but his spirit and his chin crawling towards my bazooka. Now Harley, you said you've always wanted a goon with no limbs. That Nugget Man series you adore so much is now a reality! Well, I'm off to my study. I could kill you off right here...but where's the humor in that? You two take care now. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *penis tentacles wrap around Joker and Harley, the tips inching nearer to their delicate chocolate starfishes*
                Nuuoooohhh lob..sterrr haaaands....

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*wearing mask* Sorry, whoever you are, but the Joker left like 5 minutes ago. Said something about making his mooks less girly. But don't worry, I'll fix you up, well once you're in a cell. Now, I'm not sure why you have no limbs and- Uhp Uhp! I don't swing that way, not like you can reach anyways. My buddies back at Wayne Corp are synthesizing a cure for your brain disease. That way, the world'll be a little more brighter, man-made disasters, terrorism, and death cults aside. You'll be the perfect test subject; now, don't struggle, it gives me mild indigestion. If you want the REAL juicy parts of a lobster, then Bruce'll personally feed some to yah, well, if your condition is cured. *shuttle is heard* Well, we're off, but first, Batman's gonna have a little talk with yah before your mind virus is eradicated by 50 hours of Morrisey, whatever that junk is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *little girl ray explodes turning everyone in Gotham including Joker and Harley into little girls*
                You are all my Clairissas now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Now now, what did I tell you about causing me indigestion? Not sure why that ray had kryptonium in it, but it was pretty fatty. Sucks to be you eheh... what's with the sour look? Don't like being limbless AND a little girl? Maybe that'll teach you to watch your mouth. Ah, oh well, we're almost at Waynecorp. Bruce'll cry once he sees yah. Guess I'll have to call yah Gordicia now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *shapeshifts into Reed Richards*
                Hmm, I still want to frick little girls.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So, this is Gordon... I thank you for bringing him here Pla-Yes, I know he's a she now. And disabled, and withered, and thriving with corrupted thoughts, poor little thing. We'll try to revert her into being the reasonable family man I once knew. I pray that Barbera doesn't see what her father has become... Yes, I know your relationship with your son is rocky, but at least he's not this...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that was fun. Holodeck, open exit door.
                [This program showed me what could've been, had I not succeeded in turning Gotham into Clarissas. An interesting thought, but I am not a man to dabble too long in what-ifs. I have many Clairissas to share my love with. Curiously, one dressed up as a bat, one in tear streaked clown make-up, and lastly, one who longs to use his- ehem, her former plastic abilities to destroy me. They are my new playmates, my pretty little girls, all whom will be loved equally, as much as any caring father should love his daughter. My Clairissas.]
                *the holodeck powers down, lights dim until darkness takes over, I laugh as I shut the automatic doors the credits roll, but my laugh echos on as the ominous music plays*

                -End-

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *mind-reading feed disconnected*
                *subject 001 ready for conversion procedure in T-Minus 10...*
                >What a sad, sad subconscious. Good thing Barbera's off fighting Killer Moth. How long has it been, 6 hours? *sigh* At least I have time to cure Gordon. Whatever he's facing, the delusions keep growing and growing in his mind, on this monitor. Alfred, add some more morphine; this one's coping so hard that no trace of his past self is popping up. And make sure to bolster those walls. Any villain lying in wait is bound to capitalize on Jim's disappearance, starting by taking "her" hostage. Let me know of any disparities.
                *1*
                >Of course, Master Wayne.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *parallel universe sent to oblivion*
                *Batman is actually a brainwashed Mysterio for some reason*
                *It's revealed that Joker was actually in drag playing Gwen Stacy getting fricked by Osborn*
                *Clairissa is still getting raped*
                *Plastic Man gets anal vore'd by the real Batman*
                *Everyone keeps turning into Clairissa and back until their bodies can't take the constant reality warp and they all explode*
                *ect.*
                *And on and on until 300 posts later until the thread reaches the limit and dies*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SHIT. The drug's tearing his uh-her mind to shreds. There's no hope for this patient. The drug's deteriorating the whole body. Joker, whatever you cooked up, it's volatile, more potent than ghost pepper sauce. Ah, I have no choice. Alfred, we're taking her to the mind bomb room. The subject will start off at a blank slate once she's done subjecting herself to... Power Girl/Wonder Woman Futa Cumflation? Well, at least it's not... ah, we still have to fix her.
                *5 minutes later*
                *BOOM*
                >...It's over, Jim Gordon no longer has a conscious. No more 'Stuffed Friends' guy either. Alfred, prepare the Solitary Chamber. I have to seal off any chaos energy in the midst. Now, to tell Barbera...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *and then a skeleton popped out to frick all the Clarissa skeletons scattered among the wasteland that was once Gotham city*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Batman, where's my spare cryogenic chamber? And why are you covered in soot? ...What is this crap on the monitor?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Doctor Robotnik (Youtube Poop Version) shoots Mr. Freeze with his Clairissa/Sonic combination ray, turning him to Clairissonic, the little girl hedgehog that gets molested faster than the speed of sound*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well, that was uuuunfortunate. Oh well, my Platinum Immunity DEVASTATION R-R-Ray will undo that mess and my impersonator.
                *Destroys all of the Batman and Clarissa and YTP Universes *
                >Well, that was c-certainly worth three trillion Mo-Mo-Mobiums. Such loooooow-q-q-quality gadgets and g-g-girls a-and POOPS. Who'd ob-ob-obsess over a muppet fledgling anyways?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *I crumple the paper I used to write this down and throw it in the wastebasket, now intent on working on that Clairissonic x Batman slashfic*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, that was something. Hope that fic pans out lol. Yungbluth's gonna have a stroke if he ever lurks here, hehe... This was a fun time. Have a good night man. Don't forget to check for bedbugs (fr they'll cause memory loss and skin irritation).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I had fun too. Nighty night.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I had fun too. Nighty night.

                What a fun thread this turned out to be.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Made in abyss" is often said to have the best dad character.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i adore when threads devolve into this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty fun to watch, isn't it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like a mile long train going 100 miles an hour and derailing and getting to watch it happen in slow motion.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy issues by aaron

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