You're gonna feel moronic when Elon sends those astronauts there and back. More likely though youll pretend you never made posts like this, like every anti-Elon midwit leftoid who still worships their public school "science" as fact.
No I actually didn't. I just believe 1960s space technology is vastly superior to a South African grifter's Chink technology. It was cheaper and more efficient too.
It says modern because they're talking about now, not previous atmosphere's when the core was active. Keep up moron.
And no one is saying it will have Earth's level of atmosphere, just having enough to retain heat and some level of breathable air is enough.
>when the core was active
There is zero evidence Mars ever had an active core. Shut the frick up with your "muh ancient ayylmao's space arc-welder torched Mars and shutdown the core!" wiener-a-mamy bullshit.
Have fun watching 20 rockets launch on your dime, though.
>two more weeks
I like Musk but let’s be real he’s on a downward trajectory. Buying Twitter and running it in the ground for $50 B or whatever was the beginning of the end for him. Too bad because I love how he makes lefties seethe
No one ever said it would be two weeks, moron. Musk is doing what croids are too stupid to do because all they do is worship "science". Atheoids are the dumbest cattle on the planet.
It depends, but even if it makes use of the shortest transit window it’s probably enough to induce radiation poisoning and/or cancer, even without random solar storms and flares. We’re here forever
And live on what resources? We literally need deposits of ice, planetary deposits of it for us to mine and process in order to live.
Can you imagine waiting 40 days just to get 10 cans of Monster Ultra delivered to you by SpaceX?!
Unironically agree. A great way to get rid of all of our nuclear aresenal as a sort of symbolic de-armament would be to shoot all the nukes at Mars to heat up its atmosphere and accelerate the process. The radiation will dissipate over a few centuries but the additional heat and CO2 added to the atmosphere will be immensely important in the near future as we set up habitats on the surface. We also need to deploy some sort of solar radiation deflector at a lagrangian point between the sun and Mars so that the surface isn't constantly bombarded by radiation. That's gonna be the biggest hurdle. Nukin mars is unironically something we should be doing right now though.
The lack of a molten core is the biggest hurdle and the one big fact that Marsgays always ignore. That atmosphere isn't going to form and the land will never be habitable.
I already addressed that with the solar radiation deflector. Atmosphere forms once it doesn't get bombarded by radiation from the sun. Can you at least try to fully read the post you reply to?
>women can have penises >the vaccine prevents infection uhhh reduces transmission uhhh is long lasting uhhh reduces hospitalization uhhh just get it or you’re a racist Drumpf lover who hates science okay!!! >people who don’t want the experimental vaccine are evil and deserve to die for not changing their behavior for the greater good but please call it “Mpox” because even though it isn’t a gay disease (that’s homophobic) we don’t want to offend gay people who refuse to modify their irresponsible behaviors and are the main vectors and victims of this disease
Incorrect. I said don't reply to me if you're going to be stupid and homosexual.
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Anonymous
>here's a satellite with a totally different make-up >therefore Mars can support an atmosphere with a dead core
have a nice day Black person. The molten core issue has been the main talking point for Mars for decades.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, it hasn't. You just don't understand how gravity works. The only time the molten core issue is brought up is in discussions of a magnetosphere to protect from radiation, which NASA's solar radiation shield concept already mitigates. Stop being stupid and homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The shield is supposed to stop the solar radiation from stripping down the atmosphere, but it doesn't address the issue that it can't form a habitable atmosphere in the first place.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes it can. Stop being a homosexual. Atmosphere on Mars can develop with a radiation shield.
5 months ago
Anonymous
*nosepinch* Okay, moron. What do you think stops an atmosphere from just blowing off the planet? What attaches it to the planet?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gravity, you moron.
5 months ago
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That's correct. Now what's the oppositional force?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Frick you. Magnetic fields have nothing to do with atmospheric pressure.
5 months ago
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>gravtiy
Mars is 38% of Earth's gravity. So do you think that means it can only trap %38 as much atmosphere if it somehow had its own electromagnetic field?
You might want to look up the escape velocities of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide on Mars...
5 months ago
Anonymous
You might want to look up the definition of escape velocity first, moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You might want to shut the frick up, moron.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_escape
Now answer my question. Solar wind is only one of the problems Mars has with keeping an atmosphere.
5 months ago
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You might want to also look up the weight of CO2 in comparison to nitrogen and oxygen. Protip: it's heavier. What's Mars' atmosphere currently composed of?
Stop "pretending" to be moronic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
WHAT IS THE ESCAPE VELOCITY OF NITROGEN, OXYGEN, AND CARBON DIOXIDE ON MARS YOU DUMB FRICKING homosexual?
Lack of gravity and electromagnetic field is why Mars' atmosphere won't support our life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Read it and weep.
Solar radiation shield chads we eating good tonight.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I already knew all this. Notice how your pic says "modern Martian atmosphere"? Thicken that up to Earth's proportions and Mars starts bleeding all its air back into spess.
Google isn't going to save your ass on this one, gay.
how much radiation exposure does a trip to Mars entail?
>how much radiation exposure does a trip to Mars entail?
I dunno but I know it's going to cost 18+ rockets for every trip TO Mars.
It depends, but even if it makes use of the shortest transit window it’s probably enough to induce radiation poisoning and/or cancer, even without random solar storms and flares. We’re here forever
>We’re here forever
Thanks Obama!
5 months ago
Anonymous
It says modern because they're talking about now, not previous atmosphere's when the core was active. Keep up moron.
And no one is saying it will have Earth's level of atmosphere, just having enough to retain heat and some level of breathable air is enough.
5 months ago
Anonymous
This. In no way would it be harmful for people to try and subsist on 15% of the amount of oxygen of Earth.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Literally no scientist is saying Mars will ever have the type of atmosphere about which you fantasize. Keep dreaming.
This. In no way would it be harmful for people to try and subsist on 15% of the amount of oxygen of Earth.
I like how that guy thinks we can just make planets. Just give Mars some more gravity. Just give it some more air. Just give it an electromagnetic field.
Ok. Now explain how (remember it takes 18+ fully kitted Falcons just to get from Earth to Mars unlike the old Saturn rockets).
5 months ago
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*Earth to the Moon, sorry
5 months ago
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^he’s right you know
5 months ago
Anonymous
This. Without a molten core there's going to be no magnetic field for an atmosphere to stick to.
The biggest hurdle will be to get all nuclear powers to shoot their arsenal into space together. You just know some are going to be homosexuals about it and hold back so that they can start political maneuvers on Earth. If anything maybe a super-corporation of the future can just buy the nukes and ensure it gets done.
Unironically agree. A great way to get rid of all of our nuclear aresenal as a sort of symbolic de-armament would be to shoot all the nukes at Mars to heat up its atmosphere and accelerate the process. The radiation will dissipate over a few centuries but the additional heat and CO2 added to the atmosphere will be immensely important in the near future as we set up habitats on the surface. We also need to deploy some sort of solar radiation deflector at a lagrangian point between the sun and Mars so that the surface isn't constantly bombarded by radiation. That's gonna be the biggest hurdle. Nukin mars is unironically something we should be doing right now though.
Delta G to reach Mars is huge.
true, but, uhhhhhh
No women ever complained about me knowing stars...and planets.
Dumb fricks usually try to start talking about astrology. Well, not with me.
It traps CO2, stop being moronic.
https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/melting-of-massive-ice-lid-resulted-in-huge-release-of-co2-at-the-end-of-the-ice-age
What surprises me is how many autists think the sun is yellow. You can literally go outside and see that it's white. Where does this yellow sun meme come from?
they don't literally think it's yellow.
i've heard many people (aged 30+) who say the sun used to have a 'warmer' tint to it - like it and sunlight had a 'warmer' slight yellowish hue to it, unlike the oppressive pure white sun and sunlight we have these days.
i have no opinion on it
>they don't literally think it's yellow.
You'd be surprised. I assumed the same and just started asking people- friends, family, people online. The majority of people unironically believe we have a yellow sun.
You sound like Jimmy neutron. Yes we know its white homosexual. The point is it looks yellow so we call it yellow. You know you don't have to be like this all the time dude.
It doesn't look yellow except in drawings and CGI like your picture. Dig through the refuse blocking your door and go outside. Look up. It's white. It's white through the atmosphere, it's white from space. It doesn't look yellow.
If you ask someone what color the sky is, they'll say blue. Even though it's yellow/orange at dawn and sunset. Why is the sun held to the reverse standard?
>The water in the atmosphere is blue
kinda true, but mainly it's due to Rayleigh scattering which pretty much all gases in our atmosphere contribute to
why do rightoids shit and piss themselves over the fact that science is always changing? things aren't in frozen in stasis, we learn new things every day. that's how we progress as a civilization. i think it's more so that they can't contend with the fact that their childhoods are over and they are rapidly aging
The new discoveries though aren't cool. They're homosexual shit like oh actually it was just boring and bland, stop being excited about it chud
Be depressed and take your anti depressants like a good little boy
The red planet doesn't exist boy.
Ita a fricking rock like all the others
that's right chuds, the new science(trust it) says it's actually a good thing to let your kids get fricked by lefties and also you're big evil badwrong for being white and should have a nice day immediately
>20 years ago : men can’t get pregnant >20 years late : men can get pregnant and can become a woman by putting on a dress
Science is for gays and morons
because ~~*they*~~ use science to make public policy that affects our lives then play dumb when it turns out ~~*they*~~ were wrong even though ~~*they*~~ were warned by rightoid scientists
What were the life changing moments you lived through? >I still remember in first grade when it was okay to bend your head upwards to stop further nose bleeding but then at some point, they decided that it wasn’t okay for the blood to flow through all the way to your brain >tomatoes are now considered fruits >Pluto no longer considered a planet because of its size >the head statues in easter island were actually fully constructed bodies underneath >I still remember seeing some classmates using asthma inhalers
Those are the only ones I can remember
You will never be a real planet. You have no Λ, you have no μ, you have no Π. You are a trans-Neptunian object twisted by redditors and gravity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back scientists mock you. Your fellow dwarfs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Neptunian neighbour laughs at your crowded orbit behind closed doors.
Other objects in your orbit are not utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of solar system studies have allowed astronomers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even troony Neptunian objects who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an astronomer. Your internal structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk probe near with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of your bloated, elliptic orbit.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single aphelion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel your orbit push you back into the Kuiper belt, ready to once again pull you away from Neptune.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll come too close to Neptune, the sun will grow, your orbit will decay and then expand, and you will be flung into the cold abyss. The humans will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll catalogue you with a headstone marked with your IAU classification, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dwarf planet is flying in the void. Your path will extend towards the infinite of both space and time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a rogue planet that is unmistakably a dwarf.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>they decided that it wasn’t okay for the blood to flow through all the way to your brain
Black person what? You shouldn't do that because it'll drain straight down into your throat
great now even real life is getting Hollywood colorgrading
nasa has been doing that forever, the earth actually looks purple and green from space, not blue and green.
>the earth actually looks purple and green from space
thx for the daily dose doc!
>FAULCONER SCORE KICKS INTO OVERDRIVE
Namekian hands typed this post
>purple and green
I knew it!
>that weak shit
Don’t frick with me, doc. I need my dose.
>source: my ass
Bros why aren't we terraforming it right now? It will take many centuries.
The trip there is a death sentence due to cosmic rays. Elon won’t tell you this
You're gonna feel moronic when Elon sends those astronauts there and back. More likely though youll pretend you never made posts like this, like every anti-Elon midwit leftoid who still worships their public school "science" as fact.
>when Elon sends those astronauts there
>18+ rockets just to leave Earth orbit
fricking kek Mollusk failed before he even started
You said the same things about self landing and reuseable rockets too.
No I actually didn't. I just believe 1960s space technology is vastly superior to a South African grifter's Chink technology. It was cheaper and more efficient too.
>when the core was active
There is zero evidence Mars ever had an active core. Shut the frick up with your "muh ancient ayylmao's space arc-welder torched Mars and shutdown the core!" wiener-a-mamy bullshit.
Have fun watching 20 rockets launch on your dime, though.
>two more weeks
I like Musk but let’s be real he’s on a downward trajectory. Buying Twitter and running it in the ground for $50 B or whatever was the beginning of the end for him. Too bad because I love how he makes lefties seethe
No one ever said it would be two weeks, moron. Musk is doing what croids are too stupid to do because all they do is worship "science". Atheoids are the dumbest cattle on the planet.
how much radiation exposure does a trip to Mars entail?
It depends, but even if it makes use of the shortest transit window it’s probably enough to induce radiation poisoning and/or cancer, even without random solar storms and flares. We’re here forever
magnetic fields are easy to generate
Fair enough, but x-rays and gamma rays are also a thing, as are high energy neutrons. Was severe DNA damage a part of your plan?
put a magneto field generator in L1
particles go around
simple as
And live on what resources? We literally need deposits of ice, planetary deposits of it for us to mine and process in order to live.
Can you imagine waiting 40 days just to get 10 cans of Monster Ultra delivered to you by SpaceX?!
Unironically agree. A great way to get rid of all of our nuclear aresenal as a sort of symbolic de-armament would be to shoot all the nukes at Mars to heat up its atmosphere and accelerate the process. The radiation will dissipate over a few centuries but the additional heat and CO2 added to the atmosphere will be immensely important in the near future as we set up habitats on the surface. We also need to deploy some sort of solar radiation deflector at a lagrangian point between the sun and Mars so that the surface isn't constantly bombarded by radiation. That's gonna be the biggest hurdle. Nukin mars is unironically something we should be doing right now though.
The lack of a molten core is the biggest hurdle and the one big fact that Marsgays always ignore. That atmosphere isn't going to form and the land will never be habitable.
I already addressed that with the solar radiation deflector. Atmosphere forms once it doesn't get bombarded by radiation from the sun. Can you at least try to fully read the post you reply to?
You know that there are sources of high energy charged particles out there other than the sun, yeah?
that's like saying "how can you be thirsty, there's water vapor in the air!"
Not at all. Cosmic rays come in from all directions.
not in significant amounts
The sun is the main contributor to the atmospheric stripping. Stop replying to me if you're just gonna act stupid and homosexual.
Don't reply on my behalf.
I’m less worried about atmospheric stripping as I am MeV protons nuking the colonists’ DNA
The danger of that happening is the same as on Earth (aka negligible).
False. We have a significant magnetic field that deflects them, Mars does not. The Van Allen belts trap them and are a death zone as a consequence
Mars is also closer to Jupiter meaning it already gets plenty of cosmic rays getting deflected.
... atmosphere isn't ferromagnetic... its held in place by gravity and protected from being blown off by earth's magnetic field.
>women can have penises
>the vaccine prevents infection uhhh reduces transmission uhhh is long lasting uhhh reduces hospitalization uhhh just get it or you’re a racist Drumpf lover who hates science okay!!!
>people who don’t want the experimental vaccine are evil and deserve to die for not changing their behavior for the greater good but please call it “Mpox” because even though it isn’t a gay disease (that’s homophobic) we don’t want to offend gay people who refuse to modify their irresponsible behaviors and are the main vectors and victims of this disease
The atmosphere isn't going to form without a molten core, even if you figure out a way to stop the solar radiation.
Incorrect. I said don't reply to me if you're going to be stupid and homosexual.
>here's a satellite with a totally different make-up
>therefore Mars can support an atmosphere with a dead core
have a nice day Black person. The molten core issue has been the main talking point for Mars for decades.
No, it hasn't. You just don't understand how gravity works. The only time the molten core issue is brought up is in discussions of a magnetosphere to protect from radiation, which NASA's solar radiation shield concept already mitigates. Stop being stupid and homosexual.
The shield is supposed to stop the solar radiation from stripping down the atmosphere, but it doesn't address the issue that it can't form a habitable atmosphere in the first place.
Yes it can. Stop being a homosexual. Atmosphere on Mars can develop with a radiation shield.
*nosepinch* Okay, moron. What do you think stops an atmosphere from just blowing off the planet? What attaches it to the planet?
Gravity, you moron.
That's correct. Now what's the oppositional force?
Frick you. Magnetic fields have nothing to do with atmospheric pressure.
>gravtiy
Mars is 38% of Earth's gravity. So do you think that means it can only trap %38 as much atmosphere if it somehow had its own electromagnetic field?
You might want to look up the escape velocities of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide on Mars...
You might want to look up the definition of escape velocity first, moron.
You might want to shut the frick up, moron.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_escape
Now answer my question. Solar wind is only one of the problems Mars has with keeping an atmosphere.
You might want to also look up the weight of CO2 in comparison to nitrogen and oxygen. Protip: it's heavier. What's Mars' atmosphere currently composed of?
Stop "pretending" to be moronic.
WHAT IS THE ESCAPE VELOCITY OF NITROGEN, OXYGEN, AND CARBON DIOXIDE ON MARS YOU DUMB FRICKING homosexual?
Lack of gravity and electromagnetic field is why Mars' atmosphere won't support our life.
Read it and weep.
Solar radiation shield chads we eating good tonight.
I already knew all this. Notice how your pic says "modern Martian atmosphere"? Thicken that up to Earth's proportions and Mars starts bleeding all its air back into spess.
Google isn't going to save your ass on this one, gay.
>how much radiation exposure does a trip to Mars entail?
I dunno but I know it's going to cost 18+ rockets for every trip TO Mars.
>We’re here forever
Thanks Obama!
It says modern because they're talking about now, not previous atmosphere's when the core was active. Keep up moron.
And no one is saying it will have Earth's level of atmosphere, just having enough to retain heat and some level of breathable air is enough.
This. In no way would it be harmful for people to try and subsist on 15% of the amount of oxygen of Earth.
Literally no scientist is saying Mars will ever have the type of atmosphere about which you fantasize. Keep dreaming.
I like how that guy thinks we can just make planets. Just give Mars some more gravity. Just give it some more air. Just give it an electromagnetic field.
Ok. Now explain how (remember it takes 18+ fully kitted Falcons just to get from Earth to Mars unlike the old Saturn rockets).
*Earth to the Moon, sorry
^he’s right you know
This. Without a molten core there's going to be no magnetic field for an atmosphere to stick to.
Nice try samegay
>ummmm I addressed this point with a completely fictitious and infeasible imaginary concept
Kek marsgays
Let the adults talk, sweetie.
You’re the moron who thinks a Mars atmosphere is hindered only by radiation.
You've "pretended" to be moronic enough in this thread, sweetie.
The biggest hurdle will be to get all nuclear powers to shoot their arsenal into space together. You just know some are going to be homosexuals about it and hold back so that they can start political maneuvers on Earth. If anything maybe a super-corporation of the future can just buy the nukes and ensure it gets done.
Stop reading science fiction homie
> Nukes create CO2
Delta G to reach Mars is huge.
No women ever complained about me knowing stars...and planets.
Dumb fricks usually try to start talking about astrology. Well, not with me.
ffs
>what happens when ice on Mars melts
But ice is frozen water anon. And before you get all nerdy on me, dry ice sublimes, it doesn’t melt
It traps CO2, stop being moronic.
https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/melting-of-massive-ice-lid-resulted-in-huge-release-of-co2-at-the-end-of-the-ice-age
Ever heard of causality?
Because it has 13% of Earth's gravity, is too cold for natural life to grow, and needs more water.
>mars has less gravity than the moon
illiterate post
There isn't (yet) a profit motive for the immense investment required to even explore the idea
Mars is full of gays
Mars is literally me
Because man will never, ever, ever settle other celestial bodies.
We already have (your mom)
What surprises me is how many autists think the sun is yellow. You can literally go outside and see that it's white. Where does this yellow sun meme come from?
You go stare at the sun and tell me what colours you see
>clouds reflect sunlight and appear white
Imagine if the sun really was yellow and you had piss-colored clouds all over the sky.
they don't literally think it's yellow.
i've heard many people (aged 30+) who say the sun used to have a 'warmer' tint to it - like it and sunlight had a 'warmer' slight yellowish hue to it, unlike the oppressive pure white sun and sunlight we have these days.
i have no opinion on it
>they don't literally think it's yellow.
You'd be surprised. I assumed the same and just started asking people- friends, family, people online. The majority of people unironically believe we have a yellow sun.
You sound like Jimmy neutron. Yes we know its white homosexual. The point is it looks yellow so we call it yellow. You know you don't have to be like this all the time dude.
It doesn't look yellow except in drawings and CGI like your picture. Dig through the refuse blocking your door and go outside. Look up. It's white. It's white through the atmosphere, it's white from space. It doesn't look yellow.
Can you really blame them when just about all of the infographics depicting Sol have it coloured yellow / orange?
The sun has been yellow twice a day for millions of years
If you ask someone what color the sky is, they'll say blue. Even though it's yellow/orange at dawn and sunset. Why is the sun held to the reverse standard?
It started turning white in the 90s, i remember the yellow sun
and space is blue not black
space smells like a perfectly seared steak, and dark matter smells like Black person tongue + anus.
The water in the atmosphere is blue, which you see through the sun. When the sun is absent and not illuminating it, you see space which is black.
>The water in the atmosphere is blue
kinda true, but mainly it's due to Rayleigh scattering which pretty much all gases in our atmosphere contribute to
Because we lived in the 90s when the sun was yellow, zoomer. Before the dark times. Before the "remaster".
is there anything else science wants to tell us was wrong that we were taught as children
why should I believe any of it
its all just a big fat joke
>why yes, I was educated by Hollywood slop instead of paying attention in school, how could you tell?
why do rightoids shit and piss themselves over the fact that science is always changing? things aren't in frozen in stasis, we learn new things every day. that's how we progress as a civilization. i think it's more so that they can't contend with the fact that their childhoods are over and they are rapidly aging
The new discoveries though aren't cool. They're homosexual shit like oh actually it was just boring and bland, stop being excited about it chud
Be depressed and take your anti depressants like a good little boy
The red planet doesn't exist boy.
Ita a fricking rock like all the others
that's right chuds, the new science(trust it) says it's actually a good thing to let your kids get fricked by lefties and also you're big evil badwrong for being white and should have a nice day immediately
>rightoids
you are braindead
>20 years ago : men can’t get pregnant
>20 years late : men can get pregnant and can become a woman by putting on a dress
Science is for gays and morons
because ~~*they*~~ use science to make public policy that affects our lives then play dumb when it turns out ~~*they*~~ were wrong even though ~~*they*~~ were warned by rightoid scientists
Yes, the thing about your tongue having different taste zones was a lie.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
Get your ass to Mars.
inb4 someone actually answers OPs question
Moon(2009)
>magnets, how do they work?
Film? That's a kino creepy planet fookin ell
The Expanse
Is the series true to the books? Or is it "Amazon Wheel of Time" tier?
Looks like a piece of shit if I'm being honest.
We don't have this but we have a foldable TV?
>as you have thought
Huh? What I have thought was based on the decades of pictures they provided themselves
>mfw at any minute Cinemaphile is full of marsmen ready to defend it
what about a little love for /ourgirl/?
She's so fricking hot, bros.
here's your Venus bro
>ultraviolet-light
sorry to be the bearer of bad news anon... but...
>venus is white
EVERY time with you anglos
it's fricking argentina all over again
Where do you even start? This is definitely the best one locally but my oven doesn't even get as hot the ground here
but you can get a telescope and observe Mars' red color
gay ass article
Some of you may know or not know but space photos are manually colourized. The photos have never been in colour
>A common mnemonic for remembering the order of the spectral type letters, from hottest to coolest, is "Oh, Be A Fine Guy/Girl: Kiss Me!".[11]
Our response?
Obama Barack, A gay, Gay Kissed Michelle
I like it a lot. Maybe too much
What are some examples of the sickdark martian genre?
>dinosaurs had feathers
>Mars isn't actually red
>Squirting isn't real
Why does science want to ruin everything?
Nobody can live on that thing.
Astronauts still haven't agreed on whether or not you can see stars in space
GUYS, WE JUST NEED TO BUILD A SHIELD AROUND MARS TO STOP SUN RADIATION AND THEN COLLECT THE DRAGON BALLS AND WISH AN ATMOSPHERE
GOD IM SO SICK OF YOU ANTI-SCIENCE gayS
Uranus now has rings like saturn
looks neat
Thanks science now we have to digitally re-edit every film with Mars that has red dirt to be a rust color.
What were the life changing moments you lived through?
>I still remember in first grade when it was okay to bend your head upwards to stop further nose bleeding but then at some point, they decided that it wasn’t okay for the blood to flow through all the way to your brain
>tomatoes are now considered fruits
>Pluto no longer considered a planet because of its size
>the head statues in easter island were actually fully constructed bodies underneath
>I still remember seeing some classmates using asthma inhalers
Those are the only ones I can remember
Pluto is back to planet status again now. Yes, if you needed any more reason to jot listen to these fricking nerds
You will never be a real planet. You have no Λ, you have no μ, you have no Π. You are a trans-Neptunian object twisted by redditors and gravity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back scientists mock you. Your fellow dwarfs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Neptunian neighbour laughs at your crowded orbit behind closed doors.
Other objects in your orbit are not utterly repulsed by you. Tens of years of solar system studies have allowed astronomers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even troony Neptunian objects who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an astronomer. Your internal structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk probe near with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of your bloated, elliptic orbit.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single aphelion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel your orbit push you back into the Kuiper belt, ready to once again pull you away from Neptune.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll come too close to Neptune, the sun will grow, your orbit will decay and then expand, and you will be flung into the cold abyss. The humans will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll catalogue you with a headstone marked with your IAU classification, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dwarf planet is flying in the void. Your path will extend towards the infinite of both space and time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a rogue planet that is unmistakably a dwarf.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>they decided that it wasn’t okay for the blood to flow through all the way to your brain
Black person what? You shouldn't do that because it'll drain straight down into your throat
anti-mars christcucks btfo
https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/467277/can-mars-have-an-oxygen-atmosphere
Shit, is that a 1-upvote Quora answer!? Mars-autists, I... I kneel!
What's quora? I don't see it mentioned anywhere in that pic or URL. Take your meds Christcuck
The science has spoken
Nuking Mars is unironically a kino idea.
it might even help melt the ice caps and create a thicker Ozone layer around Mars which will help shield it from radiation even further
It's still rather easily identifiable as Mars by its red/orange colour and apparent magnitude.
>nonono don’t trust your eyes, trust the science
true, but, uhhhhhh
Just build a giant space curtain around Mars and wa-la.