The owner of the Enzyte company got 25 years over those pills. They didn't work, surprisingly. At one point the company refused to give refunds without a doctor's note saying that you had small genitals.
It’s engrained in their culture.
Football isn’t as popular over there because they can’t stop the game every minute to show 15 mins of ads selling you carcinogenic “food”.
I've never understood the logic of casting a troony to be in a commercial (e.g. in ads for HIV prep), from the liberal point of view. Aren't they supposed to be indistinguishable from other women, thus meaning that any trans or cis woman could be cast for any trans or cis part in agnostic fashion? The very fact that they knew that they had a trans role *and* knew that they had to cast a troony for it, knowing that the viewers would know it was a troony, etc., seems to undermine their own worldview.
Yeah, but I've been told by liberal friends that having transitioned is just an incidental bit of medical history, like having had your appendix removed. If you were casting a commercial for a product for people without appendixes, it wouldn't even occur to you to actually limit the casting call to people without appendixes.
It's about giving representation to trans people in media despite the fact that they are already overrepresented in media relative to the number of trannies.
the trannies that actually pass try to not involve themselves with troonyshit
think about it, if you looked like a women and everyone thought you were one, why would you go around shouting you are trans?
It's only the delusional token trannies that get the spotlight, so everyone can see, oh yea thats a troony. Doesn't help that 99% of trannies look disgusting and don't pass
Nah, normies use these because they are the most noncommittal, nonstandard, choice of pronoun. They can make themselves seem woke without actually having to be a queer.
In a society as feminized as ours, they do. Hell, I couldn't even tell the kid on the screen was supposed to be a boy until the girl called him Mike. Up to that point I thought it was a lesbian interracial commercial.
I feel like I'm missing something here. Why would they put so much resources into the giant ipod robot when he can just attend school with crutches? Is his broken leg contagious?
>he is in the hospital...because HE JUST IS OK!?
Accept the premise, or you hate black people. You especially hate when they toy with the idea of young black males spray painting the wombs of young white women with their seed, racist.
Oh god I don't want to see Black folk on screens rolling around anywhere. They'll be confronting people for "racism" and saying "We pull up, homie!" They'll surround cops and have packs of them gathered around the camera making threats, holding up their guns. They'll blast music through them, do home invasions with them. Don't have these, please. I don't want planet of the screen apes
jesus fricking christ. Have they no idea how much damage such a product would to to the crippled kid? That thing will be defaced beyond recognition. People will talk behind his back like crazy. Do these people fundamentally not understand the human condition?
It’s terrible. They get jobs they are woefully under qualified for. They say they have a job and then get to be it, which isn’t that surprising I guess
>diversity hires bring down the "employee quality" average extremely low >abuse this and pull out the race card to get hired >basically sit on my ass all day and since everyone else is dumb and lazy, i just have to be slightly less dumb and lazy
Finally, being brown pays off
is it even a real ad? no fricking way. the way the white guy smiles after staring at the baby confused, the way it cuts to the juice seems like it was hand crafted for shitposting
I'm pretty sure the women is the white homosexual's sister and was inseminated by the black homosexual, so the homosexual couple effectively now have a son that shares both their homosexual DNA.
I woke up this morning and put on youtube to an advert of men kissing and so urban voiced woman talking about "the rebellion" to sell a drink or something. All I could think was... >burgers?
We have used Pakistani soldiers for centuries now, with the brief exception of the period where they all rebelled because we used pig fat in the (mouth-opened) bullet casings.
>has money to pay for a seat >doesnt look like those gheto scumbags >knows how to read
the old lady was being a c**t, but if he looked like a rapper, then i would had supported her claim.
That's just common sense. Nobody wants to sit next to criminal who's potentially (probably) violent. >those rap videos where they point a gun close to the screen and get arrested off the serial numbers shown in their shitty video
sides status: orbital
>Ciao Darwin, it's an italian coomerbait show where they pit two opposing factions of morons against each other to make fun of them: fat vs skinny, milfs vs teens, north vs south, etc
2 years ago
Anonymous
You people are oddballs.
Get off the internet and have kids.
2 years ago
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>no pasta scissors
wtf?
2 years ago
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>STO PER CUUUUUUUMIIIIIINNNNGGGG!
2 years ago
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Italy is like a country if Cinemaphile coomers took over entirely
2 years ago
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https://www.pcgamer.com/italian-senate-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-hentai/
reminds me of something i read a while back
Adapt or die. I started putting on makeup and claiming to be Trans and I scored a 150k a year job doing jack shit. I just have to act like a homosexual liberal at work which isn't hard because they're one dimensional as frick.
Mario Naharis
>stop seeing ad
>reason: inappropriate
Yep. Everytime.
The owner of the Enzyte company got 25 years over those pills. They didn't work, surprisingly. At one point the company refused to give refunds without a doctor's note saying that you had small genitals.
>watching ads
do americans really?
yes, they do
It’s engrained in their culture.
Football isn’t as popular over there because they can’t stop the game every minute to show 15 mins of ads selling you carcinogenic “food”.
Soccer isn't popular here because we associate it with children.
wtf even is that thing?
>wtf even is that thing?
a israelite. you need to visit /misc/ more. they are inhuman beasts of evil.
>Nintendo games have trans commercials
Fitting.
This convinced me to never have kids. Why would i subjugate this to them
I've never understood the logic of casting a troony to be in a commercial (e.g. in ads for HIV prep), from the liberal point of view. Aren't they supposed to be indistinguishable from other women, thus meaning that any trans or cis woman could be cast for any trans or cis part in agnostic fashion? The very fact that they knew that they had a trans role *and* knew that they had to cast a troony for it, knowing that the viewers would know it was a troony, etc., seems to undermine their own worldview.
The ad is for some troony friendly hiring app or something.
Yeah, but I've been told by liberal friends that having transitioned is just an incidental bit of medical history, like having had your appendix removed. If you were casting a commercial for a product for people without appendixes, it wouldn't even occur to you to actually limit the casting call to people without appendixes.
Don't expect logical consistency from people on the far left.
Stop applying logic to a religious faith
Doublethink but also this
It's about giving representation to trans people in media despite the fact that they are already overrepresented in media relative to the number of trannies.
Stop asking questions. Consume products and get excited for new products.
the trannies that actually pass try to not involve themselves with troonyshit
think about it, if you looked like a women and everyone thought you were one, why would you go around shouting you are trans?
It's only the delusional token trannies that get the spotlight, so everyone can see, oh yea thats a troony. Doesn't help that 99% of trannies look disgusting and don't pass
When he started talking about prep I suspected something about prepping for anal sex
yeah same
>My pronouns are they/them
Only the biggest freaks use these.
Nah, normies use these because they are the most noncommittal, nonstandard, choice of pronoun. They can make themselves seem woke without actually having to be a queer.
normies dont do any of that gay shit
not even fricking close. touch grass
My pronoun is singular. It is "His Trancendent Radiance." I am living my truth, and that truth is I'm the High King of all mankind.
The Canada Domestic Violence PSA is pure unadulterated kino:
best work safety PSAs too
These PSAs are the best
The GOAT
Absolute kino
Fricking hell.
WHAT THE FRICK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CARS?
Cars?
Toyota makes the thing that the black guy is talking through
btw this isn't even an american company
Wait until you find out that Mitsubishi makes missiles and Honda makes robots. Dumb, StoneBlack person.
Michelin stars are the same Michelin as the tires
Cars?
Cars?
cars?
automobiles?
>cars?
Frick the whole time I thought she was getting older but he wasn't, what a strange way to film s commercial
>son is white
kek. Sometimes test audiences are based.
Took me a minute to realize this isn't a commercial about a guy marrying his own daughter
same. how tf else was I supposed to interpret that shit?
The bleachmobile
woody allan ad
Before they took the comments down on this video it was pretty comfy
Boys don't do shit like this
In a society as feminized as ours, they do. Hell, I couldn't even tell the kid on the screen was supposed to be a boy until the girl called him Mike. Up to that point I thought it was a lesbian interracial commercial.
I thought the same.
Aside from covering my mouth, I would absolutely do this. Nothing better than laughing at morons.
t. moron
dystopian
kafkaesque, even
I wouldn't care as long as he didnt have that ugly nappy hair
No, it would still be disgusting.
Enjoy your AIDs
STONETOSS LOL
Man, these soulless corporations are so cheerful and friendly. Cant wait to buy their Product™.
sci fi technology virtually bringing bbc to your daughter's womb
wtf did I just watch
>it's the israelites fault tyrone cucks me for stacey
lol does whitey really
>tyrone cucks me for stacey
israeli fantasy, doesn't even happen
Honda chads BTFOing toyocucks once again
Why is Black person dick on Amerimutt minds 24/7? Its so creepy
>a giant smartphone on wheels enabling miscegenation
Lynchian.
Grim
This is the most dystopic shit I have ever seen. Check all the fricking boxes
Long COVID is a hell of a something.
WHY THE FRICK WOULD ANYONE USE THIS GIANT CUMBERSOME WASTE OF SPACE? THEY ALL HAVE SMARTPHONES.
I can still remember the horrific failed Trans-Atlantic accent of the female narrator saying "Start your impahssible"
Selling cars?
I feel like I'm missing something here. Why would they put so much resources into the giant ipod robot when he can just attend school with crutches? Is his broken leg contagious?
>he is in the hospital...because HE JUST IS OK!?
Accept the premise, or you hate black people. You especially hate when they toy with the idea of young black males spray painting the wombs of young white women with their seed, racist.
I am black
Oh what a feeling soiota
Oh god I don't want to see Black folk on screens rolling around anywhere. They'll be confronting people for "racism" and saying "We pull up, homie!" They'll surround cops and have packs of them gathered around the camera making threats, holding up their guns. They'll blast music through them, do home invasions with them. Don't have these, please. I don't want planet of the screen apes
Isn't it better that they try to rob you remotely? What are they gonna do? Shoot their camera?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
How many dislikes does it have?
jesus fricking christ. Have they no idea how much damage such a product would to to the crippled kid? That thing will be defaced beyond recognition. People will talk behind his back like crazy. Do these people fundamentally not understand the human condition?
toyota doing some advanced BBC posting
god damn, i kneel
>check out this little white girl lusting after blacks
>now buy our products please
>psychotic trannies are hired over normal people like me
Frick globohomo
It’s terrible. They get jobs they are woefully under qualified for. They say they have a job and then get to be it, which isn’t that surprising I guess
>diversity hires bring down the "employee quality" average extremely low
>abuse this and pull out the race card to get hired
>basically sit on my ass all day and since everyone else is dumb and lazy, i just have to be slightly less dumb and lazy
Finally, being brown pays off
how many more years until the collapse? it's inevitable at this point, isn't it? will it be violent?
best ever /thread
>What place are you in?
>...Kindergarten?
Genuinely got me laughing.
this shit ran constantly during March Madness and the NBA playoffs
I like Swedish commercials
what the frick is going on on sweden?
kek I was looking for this one
it’s finnish
Nah it's Swedish but there's a Finish version as well.
Godmorgon Juice is a Swedish company and I guess they sell it in Finland as well.
is it even a real ad? no fricking way. the way the white guy smiles after staring at the baby confused, the way it cuts to the juice seems like it was hand crafted for shitposting
Lol It just keeps getting more complex.
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing
WHAT A TWEEST
This is fricking next level
took me a moment to process but topkek.
imagine this showing in Idaho
boise is a liberal shithole now
>juice?
Fricking kino
Jews?
Shyamalan's doing commercials now?
I love the Freudian subconscious pause as we all grimaced.
>Hmm I should buy some juice because homosexuals are renting wombs
What is the reasoning behind this?
they blew my mind in 30 seconds
make this a movie NOW
I'm pretty sure the women is the white homosexual's sister and was inseminated by the black homosexual, so the homosexual couple effectively now have a son that shares both their homosexual DNA.
what a wild ride
Kino
The rest of us living in 2022 while Sweden says wassup from 2042
do you think people behind this garbage(ignoring (()) ) are like
>hmm, do you think this had anything to do with juice, cars, movies ?
unironically the biggest twist in this ad is that it's somehow connected to juice.
BUCK BROKEN
would
>tfw ublock origin, dns blacklist, and pirate everything
it's comfy evading all of the propaganda
whats the point of living in clown world if you can't enjoy the show
I love using indeed so I could get a rejection letter 2 months later and still be broke.
For me, it's Maynards wine gums.
are wine gums different than normal fruit chew type candies?
I woke up this morning and put on youtube to an advert of men kissing and so urban voiced woman talking about "the rebellion" to sell a drink or something. All I could think was...
>burgers?
>nintoddler sõy fricking homosexual on his iBlack person device doesnt know how to block ads
many such cases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3fmKUEu_o
There it is
>watching ads
No thanks, I don't follow the antichrist. I will always block that shit both on my phone and pc.
I don't know because I have adblock like a sane person.
Not a big fan of sweet chili sauce
yeah you're a big fan of semen from a gay wiener, gay
Strange thing to have a tantrum over
do chinese people really put sweet chili sauce on potato chips???
It's a thai brand you absolute mong.
It's pretty good on fried stuff, not potato chips do. Definitely good on fries.
HOLY FRICKING KINO
I can't believe clothing was still made in the USA even that long ago
>that flag at the end
Of course, wew lad
We have used Pakistani soldiers for centuries now, with the brief exception of the period where they all rebelled because we used pig fat in the (mouth-opened) bullet casings.
>GPS signal goes out
>can't find Mecca
>Allah Ackbar!
how can you be so ignorant?
>PL tells RTO to stop comms while pajeet is praying
Holy frick liberals live in a fantasy world
Inshallah, islam has already won
qwerty
asdfgh
zxcvbn
sneed
Delicious uncanny valley robo-eros enjoyer
She unironically won, id rather sit in coach alone than first class with a Black person
unironically affirmative action done right
Dilate troony
>has money to pay for a seat
>doesnt look like those gheto scumbags
>knows how to read
the old lady was being a c**t, but if he looked like a rapper, then i would had supported her claim.
That's just common sense. Nobody wants to sit next to criminal who's potentially (probably) violent.
>those rap videos where they point a gun close to the screen and get arrested off the serial numbers shown in their shitty video
sides status: orbital
as the old adage goes
not all blacks are Black folk
/misc/ doesn't want you to see this because it perfectly depicts what every black man has to face ten times a day.
>because it perfectly depicts what every black man has to face ten times a day
Getting gibs just by doing nothing? Yeah sounds about right...
oof, right on the money, anon
>not taking advantage of the oportunity to blast the most stinking farts towards the Black who can't escape while you're pretending to sleep
old c**t was in the wrong, this was a golden oportunity
>84 monthly payments of $743.99
I thought the israelites were bad
debt flows free like piss from the buffalo
>116.75% apr
We are approaching unfathomable levels of kino.
supreme champion
Now post the follow up to that.
Filipinas look like that? Bros, you never told me.
Bros, just find someone to love as early in life as possible, and if they love you back, never stop.
I'm 32, it's too late for me.
>32
>too late
Literally in your prime breh.
I got married at 36 and had my first kid at 38. It's never too late.
and if they dont love you back, make them
Women are incapable of feeling love or loyalty for a man .
what the frick is that creatura
la abominación del lagarto furtivo
I'm kind of partial to this
I swear everything is getting shittier day by day. Movies like Lightyear make me appreciate this stupid commercial.
this commercial sucked, but it did its job. When I had to start ordering food they were the first ones I googled.
>Television & Film
Favorite commercials from YouTube and twitch saved and converted to webms
What the frick is wrong with zoomers?
These are good for when I want to get into the Halloween mood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwVle16RHKY&t=1s
I had those buckets when I was a kid.
How has this not been posted?
all of them are good https://youtu.be/tloVHJtrJ_k
How has no one posted this gem? https://youtu.be/WYS5NtRXlZQ
>I'm workin for an hourly wage, I
>went to high school
>didnt do GREAT
thanks for reintroducing this back into my subconscious for the next few years, fricker
She looks young and old at the same time. Is she British?
It's an American company and commercial, but she could easily have Anglo genes.
Absolute kinography.
GAY AND HAVE AIDS?
HERE, TAKE THIS, KING
Tuck a red sock in the back of your pants to help normalize talking about anal prolapse.
Fricking lost.
>get PrEP ads targeted towards me all the time
what did google mean by this
prep for what?
They know you're watching bareback troony porn
So literally just poke with a fork beforehand?
I kind of want one of these even though I never cool
funny kino
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4t00D_IPVk
frick you dude I thought this was going to be the drunk russian kid
kino
2AM kino
who was that guy?
COFFEE INCEST
INCEST COFFEE
>You're my present this year.
>kneels down on floor
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/q598/international-fellowship-of-christians-and-jews-bless-you-food-box-ft-mike-huckabee
Unironically a great shot in a bad commercial.
>nothing but phallic shaped objects being cooked
Almonds activated
this italian candy ad from 1983
What's Hitler doing in that candy ad?
Anon... please.
kino
Italians are mentally ill.
you misspelled based
I know what I said.
How to I get a firecracker Italian gf
kek is this troons vs. normies?
yep
kino of the highest order
What is this?
not a commercial that's for sure
>Ciao Darwin, it's an italian coomerbait show where they pit two opposing factions of morons against each other to make fun of them: fat vs skinny, milfs vs teens, north vs south, etc
You people are oddballs.
Get off the internet and have kids.
>no pasta scissors
wtf?
>STO PER CUUUUUUUMIIIIIINNNNGGGG!
Italy is like a country if Cinemaphile coomers took over entirely
https://www.pcgamer.com/italian-senate-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-hentai/
reminds me of something i read a while back
i hate millenials so much
>the binoculars
My fricking sides
All ads suck
Sometimes literally
i thought this was the sickest shit when i was like 10
Pure kino
I want to marry, impregnate, and raise cute hapa kids with Sakeru Gummy-chan.
dont let tv raise your children.webm
I only see ads irl thanks to adblock
>sweden
>ads are all propaganda for other countries
How does a society become this corrupt?
Adapt or die. I started putting on makeup and claiming to be Trans and I scored a 150k a year job doing jack shit. I just have to act like a homosexual liberal at work which isn't hard because they're one dimensional as frick.
yeah haha... it's just pretending to be gay ha.
I cannot live another day without air conditioning!
>so what's the paper say about tomorrow?
>another scorcher!
>...cool =]
>kino
>ad
pick one
Loved this one
That mutt has no frontal cortex
Has anyone seen this one?
>damn that girls ugly
>hear his voice
OH, no wonder
her eyeshadow matching her earrings are so super cute
My favorite commercial of all time.
>take a trip into the unknown
>the perfect soundtrack for your way of life
what did they mean by this?
Hell yes.
Just realized you can hear the Twin Peaks theme at the very end. Frickkkk. How did I miss that all those years at 3 am?
This got me into enigma
i still listen to it from time to time
My eternal homie
Berries and Cream guy is a troony now
https://www.tiktok.com/@jackferver
does he still have his berries?
Dunno, I haven't seen an ad in like 10 years
Graco 4ever car seat
Honest Company
classic german commercial for English classes
shit, it might be dutch actually. kino anyway
Zazoo commercial, pretty funny
Greatest Czech kino commercial
another one
both with subtitles
breddy good ikea commercial
High production value Canal+ kino
any Honda or Stella Artois ad, also that one vodka ad where they filter the entire ocean
its from way back but Rutgers Guiness ads from the early 90s were kino of the day.
I enjoy the live-action Merge Mansion ads