For me it's
>Gordon searches an obscure place for a single speck of dust and freaks out
>owners are unusually weird
>Gordon leaves in the middle of discussion for some reason while dramatic music plays
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>chicken breast has been left in an open container under a stove for 300 days straight
>gordon orders food
>takes apart the meal, spreads everything around the plate, and sends it back without tasting
>Look at this absolute shit
>tips bowl of soup over
>its falling apart, its a liquid
>oh this building looks great, great location
Picture he says the hotel sucks and the location is shit and he says that right as he gets there, wouldnt the show end there? He just says "honestly I havent even checked the interior and its fricked, theres nothing you can do, episode over"
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season 3 is so good, wish this show didnt get canceled
Hell's kitchen or hotel hell? HK has a new season airing right now
Stop fricking gangstalking me skitzo
>the cook is high on meth and he's surrounded by enabling b***hes and Gordon saves him
>cook is high on meth
>every one expects Gordon to brutally fire him...
>but instead Gordon has a heart to heart talk with him and convinces the cook to go clean and takes his meth away
>Gordon misses the next few days shooting due to 'important business in London'
>right, time to take a shower
>Gordon strips down to his tight black underwear making sure his somehow muscular yet saggy physique is on display
>that shower was fricking disgusting
>next scene
When he rubs q-tip on the toilet bowl and then shouts at the owner for the number of bactarias there and calls the firemen to close the hostel off.
>Look! This wallpaper it's coming right off!!!
This is hands down the best Hotel Hell episode (2nd is Cher impersonator, 3rd alcoholic granny fricker). That West Virginia hotel is the most insane thing ever. Here’s your nice boiled burger fresh frozen from the alley Gordon.
That Ferrari one was embarrassing.
Hotel inspector is pretty based, feels like old school kitchen nightmare episodes
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Why did she do it bros?
hoarder
would
when you gotta go you gotta go
Chris Chan is looking good.
Episodes like her were less about the hotel and more about a woman this is mentally broken. It was pretty sad.
>It's a Gordon turns up to a mediocre hotel and gaslights the owners in to thinking they're basically criminals
Dudes got a weird career when you think about it
>And these chairs, have you hand crafted them?
"What do you mean chef?"
>Did you travel to a forest, picked a tree, axed it down only the carve the wood into this beautiful furniture?
"These chairs are store-bought chef"
>OH frick me!
kitchen nightmares:
>it's a gordon visits a mediocre diner and stokes discord in the owner's family before leaving them with a menu far above their coked up chef's ability episode
there's definitely something about him
i was looking at his tiktok the other day and something about it's really weird
i don't think he needs to keep making tiktoks and tv shows and frozen dinners but he seems to really get an ego boost out of it. whatever i'll still watch that garbage
but isnt he a chef? how does he know how to run a hotel?
He studied hotel management before he started cooking
He's been to alot of hotels
he grew up with 5 hotels
his wife is a hotel
>This fish, is it fresh?
"It's fresh frozen, chef"
>Fresh frozen?
"Yes chef, we get it in fresh, then we freeze it"
>Bloody hell!
There is nothing wrong with freezing food yourself that you buy from the store. It lasts longer, meaning less trips, but there is undoubtedly a drop in the quality of the taste. It's something you deal with because you dont want to go to the market every 2 days for fresh food.
When you're at a restaurant tho, the idea is that food is supposed to me moving through the kitchen so quickly that it doesn't have time to be frozen from the source, or rather, it doesn't need to be. When you pay for a restaurant meal, you're paying for freshness as part of your dish. Learning that the place is freezing food makes you feel like you're being ripped off because it's not the same as when you cook at home
>And this waitress, did you conceive her yourself?
"What do you mean chef?"
>Did you perform sexual intercourse, until climax was reached and you impregnated a healthy female so offspring was produced?
"Chef, we put an ad out in the newspaper"
>Blimey!
>And these tomatoes, are they from Italy?
"No chef"
>Where did you grow them then?
"Chef the tomatoes we use for our sauce are store bought"
>That's it! I'm evacuating everyone!
>picks up cookie right out of the oven
Christ its all gooey and liquid, its so hot, you overcooked it, I wanted a warm cookie and its falling apart.
Some anon who went to the 'Za restaurant posted a few weeks back. Had some depressing story about how the owners son had died somewhat recently and the place fell further into disrepair.
good.
>Showing Gordon's bare ass at every opportunity
>gordon moves his family, friends, and filming crew into the hotel and refuses to leave the hotel even after filming of the episode is finished
did that actually happen
rumor has it they are still there as of today
To a lesser extreme yeah probably, it's in the contract they agree to during filming they can film 24/7 anywhere in the hotel and probably have some stipulation that even after the show is finished they can stay the remainder of the month or something
In some states there is literally nothing you can legally do to get a squatter off your property
Where's the kimchi?
what's with all the cum sandwiches
>not well done
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>90% of the episode is about the kitchen, food, and dining experience
>mattress is smelly and lumpy
>which one is it?
>(sign doesn't explicity say it's a hotel)
>I'm totally lost
>"Hotel, hotel hell if you think the beer is rotten
you should see the clientele"
>Gordon never drinks beer anyway and the clientele are usually the most pleasant part of the experience
what the FRICK did they mean by this?
Ya that's kinda fricked up to call the clientele low class but the songwriters just needed a word that rhymed with hell
Gordon absolutely eviscerates several customers in the early seasons of.Hell's kitchen, calling them fat, stupid, etc if they came up personally to complain. he had stopped doing/showing this by season 3 or so, it's a shame
I thought the clientelle referred to the spiders and rats and weird shit
>takes a shit
>puts the "filth-o-meter" into the log
>*BEEP BEEP*
>"fricking hell...that's disgusting..."
>highlights all the piss and cum stains with UV light
>there's always some on the ceiling
Something about the black light always felt wrong to me. People frick, especially if they're somewhere they don't have to clean. Is it the hotel's fault? Do we expect every hotel to deep steam-clean every mattress every day? It's disgusting for sure, and it makes me not want to touch anything ever again for fear of stale cum, but genuinely what are we meant to do about it?
It's funny that people only give a frick about it since the technology to see it has been invented. People weren't worried about invisible cum stains in the 1800s
I would expect not to get HPV from sleeping in a bed filled to the brim with semen stains
This. It's impossible not to laugh when it shows the employees' reaction shot as Gordon is looking at all the giant coom blasts all over the place.
>Is this water fresh or frozen?
>It's millions of years old, chef
>*violin screech*
top kek
>shot of Gordon disrobing for bath or shower
>Aggressive surf music starts playing
>don't pay their employees
>have friends over and let them order anything they want for free
>take the tips they leave your employees for yourself
what was their fricking problem?
being gays
I like how the artwork wasnt worth shit lol
>It's not a collection, it's more of an accumulation
Hilarious
love that old woman working for them. She was a sweet heart that episode. Too bad she's probably dead now
>don't pay their employees
Every time I see this situation I wonder if the employees themselves are just absolutely moronic or too incompetent to not to get a job somewhere else
>go on then you pompous frick
this is the best episode of hotel hell
This episode red pilled me on gays and how they don't even deserve basic human rights.
I'm always impressed by the food storage situations and the freezers. ngl, kinda turned me off from eating out, tbh.
>gets the blacklight out
>there's cum everywhere
>Gordon whips out dick and pisses and cums all over his mattress
>"Hey get every one of your guests in here I want to show them something"
has gordon ever made any comments alleging to him himself jerking off, be it in a mocking sense or not?
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