Check this out then: I think the thing sucks. The special effects are dated and immersion-breaking. Especially when one of the things runs through a wall like it was just plaster. Why would an Antarctican base have such thin walls?
You're seriously missing out, I'm not memeing, I saw it in the US during a week long special screening at the theater and I've never experienced anything close since, not even the JW films come close.
>not even the JW films come close
This isn't saying much at all but yes the raid films are great.
Is this because you like the new Superman show you soi frick
Berserkgays like this honestly thrive off the feeling of getting shit on since it's the closest theyll come to being just like guts (assrape victim enthusiast)
The Shining is fricking shit.
Not scary, not compelling, not interesting. Just a massive snoozefest that ends with nothing actually happening.
But the le heckin cinematography is...different! So its obviously a 10/10 film.
James Cameron is a fricking hack, aside from the Terminator films and the first half of The Abyss none of his schlock has any lasting cultural legacy, not a good legacy atleast. Also Batman and Robin is actually somewhat decent, has some ironic AND unironic value. Rather watch that then the new one they came out with
It only works because of Nicholson as an actor, if they had used some other guy it wouldn't have come out nearly as good as it did
Bogged bimbo Lana Rhoades was hotter than pre-bogged Lana Rhoades
I forgot there even was a pre-bogged Lana tbh
Batman Forever is the best batflick.
Weakest of the original Batflicks, only redeeming factor is Jim Carrey
Rebels and Clone Wars are young adult schlock and not really very good and it's sad to see Star Wars fans pinning their hopes to characters from those shows.
Steven Spielberg has zero edge that it hurts. He's so safe in everything he does. You know how his movie is going to end before the first act is finished and you will be on-point
Stale and boring. I'm willing to bet that he's sleeping during takes and is barely involved, if at all, in the editing process. Dude has never cared because his rich friends hand him every fricking project know to man because they know he won't try anything too edgy with it that they won't like
Everyone that likes berserk should have his head cut off and his family wiped out, firstly to cleanse the global gene pool of their 80iq wannabe-philosopher-king larper cuckold genes, and secondly so that we can finally have movies and TV shows with actual based male characters and cute tomboy girls in them without these picrel dicklet manlet cuck fetishist homosexuals showing up to shill their tryhard dogshit.
>The first Silent Hill movie is the best video game adaptation ever made and is a good movie in general. >I didn't mind the first series finale of Dexter
Why though?
Brosnan is the best bond for many (attractive, while suave, funny and fit for the role) the intro song is the best of the series by far, there are hot girls, one of the best swird fights in cinema history, a crazy chase with a car inside a fricking melting ice palace...
People get upset at this movie like the rest of the bond movies are high art or something. They are not, they are popcorn movies and die another day is excelent at what it does.
I think Tarkovski is utter self-masturbatory crap.
Ivan's Childhood and Andrey Rublyov are good movies, but shit like Mirror, Stalker, Solaris, Nostalgia are shit.
Possession is one of the worst films ever made and I don't believe anyone would ever consider it a favorite for any reason other than naked Isabelle Adjani
Bogged bimbo Lana Rhoades was hotter than pre-bogged Lana Rhoades
Too far
Strong opener
Only one person in the thread actually did it right.
Check this out then: I think the thing sucks. The special effects are dated and immersion-breaking. Especially when one of the things runs through a wall like it was just plaster. Why would an Antarctican base have such thin walls?
Fury road is not only the best mad max movie but also the best action movie made in decades.
The action I pretty boring tbh, I love the on foot chase at the start but for me the car chase gets boring even with the cool stunts.
Fury Road is top tier, but the best action movie in decades is The Raid 2 and it's not even close.
sorry i cant take manletian movies seriously
You're seriously missing out, I'm not memeing, I saw it in the US during a week long special screening at the theater and I've never experienced anything close since, not even the JW films come close.
>not even the JW films come close
This isn't saying much at all but yes the raid films are great.
Berserkgays like this honestly thrive off the feeling of getting shit on since it's the closest theyll come to being just like guts (assrape victim enthusiast)
I don't think Rise of the Skywalker is any worse than Return of the Jedi. They're both absolutely moronic with sparse kino moments.
I agree 100% with ERs assessment of "its exactly what fans of TFA deserved".
>with sparse kino moments
That's the only controversal thing in your post.
Ridley Scott has made more good movies than bad movies
Kingdom Under Heaven (Director's Cut) is criminally underrated
The Shining is fricking shit.
Not scary, not compelling, not interesting. Just a massive snoozefest that ends with nothing actually happening.
But the le heckin cinematography is...different! So its obviously a 10/10 film.
I take this, and apply it to half of kubricks movies. His peak was barry lyndon.
James Cameron is a fricking hack, aside from the Terminator films and the first half of The Abyss none of his schlock has any lasting cultural legacy, not a good legacy atleast. Also Batman and Robin is actually somewhat decent, has some ironic AND unironic value. Rather watch that then the new one they came out with
It only works because of Nicholson as an actor, if they had used some other guy it wouldn't have come out nearly as good as it did
I forgot there even was a pre-bogged Lana tbh
Weakest of the original Batflicks, only redeeming factor is Jim Carrey
The OT has the worst movies out of all 9 Star Wars movies
"Americans were the bad guys in WW2"
Boom, thread hits bump limit with seething replies from burgerland
Rebels and Clone Wars are young adult schlock and not really very good and it's sad to see Star Wars fans pinning their hopes to characters from those shows.
>young adult
They’re for children. I couldn’t even sit through that slop as a 16 year old Star Wars fan.
Same but for the gay avatar show and the fandom around it was too autistic.
Star Wars is dumb. The only decent Star Wars anything is the original trilogy, and even then they're not that amazing.
Steven Spielberg has zero edge that it hurts. He's so safe in everything he does. You know how his movie is going to end before the first act is finished and you will be on-point
Stale and boring. I'm willing to bet that he's sleeping during takes and is barely involved, if at all, in the editing process. Dude has never cared because his rich friends hand him every fricking project know to man because they know he won't try anything too edgy with it that they won't like
AI caught me off guard multiple times. Not in a good way though
>Implying you guessed the dinosaurs would escape in jurassic park
doubt it fricking homosexual
Everyone that likes berserk should have his head cut off and his family wiped out, firstly to cleanse the global gene pool of their 80iq wannabe-philosopher-king larper cuckold genes, and secondly so that we can finally have movies and TV shows with actual based male characters and cute tomboy girls in them without these picrel dicklet manlet cuck fetishist homosexuals showing up to shill their tryhard dogshit.
Is this because you like the new Superman show you soi frick
Haven't watched it but it's because I hate you cuck fetishist masochist manlet homosexuals
the mel gibson movie Signs mostly sucks ass. first 10-20 minutes are good but then it starts sucking ass.
This is the least controversial opinion I have ever heard.
Game of Thrones got better every season
interstellar is overrated af
star wars is trash
Literally both vanilla takes
>The first Silent Hill movie is the best video game adaptation ever made and is a good movie in general.
>I didn't mind the first series finale of Dexter
I found Memento to be forgettable.
I liked the Dune miniseries.
Anyone who doesn't share my opinion is reddit
I am Cinemaphile
90% of all "classic masterpieces" suck ass. Especially Citizen Kane and Casablanca.
Aaron Sorkin writes overrated unnatural and abrasive dialogue in which characters interrupt each other so much that a fist fight would break out irl.
Die another day is the best bond movie
I refuse to accept that this is a belief sincerely held by any human being.
Why though?
Brosnan is the best bond for many (attractive, while suave, funny and fit for the role) the intro song is the best of the series by far, there are hot girls, one of the best swird fights in cinema history, a crazy chase with a car inside a fricking melting ice palace...
People get upset at this movie like the rest of the bond movies are high art or something. They are not, they are popcorn movies and die another day is excelent at what it does.
this is clearly trolling. You could've said something like Octopussy or Living Daylights but you took it too far
But I do like die another day
Big trouble in little china sucks. Ironically, unironically, whatever, the movie is shit
RIP Joel Schumacher
family guy and its derivatives are fricking trash, mcfarlane is a closeted gay and a hack.
He is also a cuck.
Batman Forever is the best batflick.
Garland is a pretentious hack.
Are you fishing for new troll material?
Casino Royale is the best Bond film. Eva Green is best girl.
JJ Abrams is a fricking genius
I think Tarkovski is utter self-masturbatory crap.
Ivan's Childhood and Andrey Rublyov are good movies, but shit like Mirror, Stalker, Solaris, Nostalgia are shit.
obligatory
>it insists upon itself
LOTR is too long and only holds up due to nostalgia. (not my real opinion).
some actors look better bogged
Possession is one of the worst films ever made and I don't believe anyone would ever consider it a favorite for any reason other than naked Isabelle Adjani