>be me, boat captain >nice weather out today, yeah? >probably a good day to air out my undercarriage >have a little smoke to relax >Being a boat captain is a good job
Not owning a boat is a source of constant pain to me. It's almost a disability. Some mornings I wake up and think "Still no boats" and I just can't go on with my day.
it's extremely rewarding when everything is going right. a huge pain in the ass whenever there's a problem. still worth it to me even with the amount of money i sink into my old parker.
Unironically good documentary
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get a car and learn guitar. youll open up many more social doors for yourself and will be more likeable or at least reliable. you could get a good job and own a boat before 40. men dont have to get married young, they just have to make sure their wives are.
That's a tough one. I suppose Mutiny on the Bounty could work, but Master and Commander is just so far above anything I can think of regardless of era. Truly a masterpiece. I guess we'll both have to wait and see if anyone can provide us with anything close to that level.
The Beach Bum (2019) has a lot of scenes on boats.
The Beach (2000) has multiple scenes involving boats
Fools Gold (2004?) has several scenes involving boats
Sahara (2006?) is centred around boats
No pubic hair
>No pubic hair
dropped
Dead Calm
A man of exquisite taste.
where are her pants?
davey jones locker
Kon-Tiki
She is not a wearer of them
Dolphins can smell her vulva easily from that distance and they react to pheromones.
Hot
>be me, boat captain
>nice weather out today, yeah?
>probably a good day to air out my undercarriage
>have a little smoke to relax
>Being a boat captain is a good job
>there are men unironically living that life as we speak
jdimsa
Where is the thinger meh jigger?
That's a man.
You aren’t
Not owning a boat is a source of constant pain to me. It's almost a disability. Some mornings I wake up and think "Still no boats" and I just can't go on with my day.
it's extremely rewarding when everything is going right. a huge pain in the ass whenever there's a problem. still worth it to me even with the amount of money i sink into my old parker.
anything with boats is automatically kino
so all of them
Ya know, I can't really argue with this take. Even the worst movies centered around boats are still watchable.
I'M TRYING NOT TO FAP PLEASE FRICKING STOP!!!!!!!!
>trying not to fap
>being on Cinemaphile
ngmi
sry bro
i kiss her whole body
moar
i receive her from bangladesh airport
I wish I had a boat so I could make my wife walk around bottomless on it all day and just hang out in the sun
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MAKE ME CUM
Unironically good documentary
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Should I live on a boat?
Sounds pretty kino and at this point I don't care if I drown.
How do I get a gf like this? Are boats really instant attractors of women? I wish I was rich enough to afford one.
get a car and learn guitar. youll open up many more social doors for yourself and will be more likeable or at least reliable. you could get a good job and own a boat before 40. men dont have to get married young, they just have to make sure their wives are.
I do have the car. Job sucks but at least I have zero debt. I've always wanted to learn guitar so that's not a bad idea.
>learning guitar to socialize
just jerk off
once the post nut clarity hits you realize you are stuck with a women on a boat
I just did and it didn't work.
I'd happily be stuck on a boat with a woman who looks and dresses like pic rel in
, and while being bottomless is hot it's the aesthetic I find most attractive.
Considering getting a speed boat bros… i really want one
I have this issue. Pretty kino shoot.
if you think of women as sexual objects maybe, for people with a moral compass it's revolting
It's just a nudey Playboy shoot, are you serious? Pretty women are pretty, news at 11.
>if you think of women as sexual objects
This is what women think of themselves.
The only woman that belongs on a boat is a dead one.
The israelites have poisoned my mind, her shape instantly looks like an Auschwitz survivor
Alain Delon's Purple Noon. Really beautiful ocean scenes.
Any recommendation for a war voyage flick like Master & Commander?
Does it need to be that era?
Yes, please.
That's a tough one. I suppose Mutiny on the Bounty could work, but Master and Commander is just so far above anything I can think of regardless of era. Truly a masterpiece. I guess we'll both have to wait and see if anyone can provide us with anything close to that level.
The Final Countdown is neat.
The Beach Bum (2019) has a lot of scenes on boats.
The Beach (2000) has multiple scenes involving boats
Fools Gold (2004?) has several scenes involving boats
Sahara (2006?) is centred around boats
Mud is also a story that revolves around a boat
Apaclypse Now>The Life Aquatic (tied with Bottle Rocket for easily his best film)>Titanic>Master and Commander>>>>>>>>
else