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The science is settled
i fricking love science
t. small guy
I unironically have respect for him after his Shark Tank episode. Good for not buckling under the rejection.
they came crawling back to him eventually
the manlet won
Just what I needed guys. My crush just rejected me for being 5’5”. Will send her this to show her she was objectively wrong to do that
'member when alpha manlet got brutally mogged by hyperborean aryan specimen Jeremy Fragrance
The amount of effort the manlet is putting into his appearance is incredible. Meanwhile, the normal man looks great and all he probably did was run his fingers through his hair when he woke up and brushed his teeth.
>run his fingers through his hair
Kek, do you really believe that?
It’s not true for the particular guy on the thumbnail, but meanwhile in real life he is mostly right. I mean what do you really have to do? Run your fingers in your hair a bit, and then use a beard trimmer. Once a week fix up your brows and pluck some uni hair. It’s super easy
>Once a week fix up your brows
Lmao queer
He is probably brown. They are very hairy. I also keep forgetting that the internet is infested with inferior browns.
I have hair that would make it into the kino hair threads and I need a bit of sea salt paste and then creamo styling cream for a bit of shine/separation. Even Chalamet has a bucket list of products.
>having zero fricking concept of Jeremy Fragrance.
Kys troony.
If you even know this dude's name you must be gay
Jeremy Fragrance is kino.
You're bragging about knowing who a guy who talks about perfume for a living is while calling other people trannies
Precisely. A man who knows what he wants and does whatever he needs to achieve his dreams? troonys try but they will never succeed where based boy Jeremy continues to triumph.
>the normal man
kek Jimmy Cologne is fricking deranged. Even if he was sober he'd be way off.
he sets off my gaydar
the concept of short people is so fricking funny man like imagine being such a tiny little dude. i always giggle when i see pictures like this
this doo legit looks like a FTM
i want to kill this tryhard manlet homosexual
To bad your limp wrist couldn't strangle anyone.
This has to be shopped I can’t stop fricking laughing
yooooo tom cruise collabed with alpha m
Jeremy is such a fricking dork chad
>gigachad
>still a virgin
holy shit there's no hope for regular men
>homosexual who's whole personality is based around coping with his height vs homosexual who's whole personality is based around overreacting to fart sprays that smell nice
kys
You have to frick me Chuddina!
Fauci said so!
Short kings. We fricking won.. oh my god we fricking won. WE WON!
Why is short and tall in quotations?
Just do this
My acting coach said this dude out-acts his co-stars in every movie and thus ruins it
>cropping out the fact that you're standing one stair higher than the homie who still heightmogs you
oh nonononono
He was actually be like a grade A Chad if fate didn’t mock him by making him a manlet. All of that insane effort to workout and get the perfect hair and grooming combined with his natural facial features. And meanwhile some tall lanky dude who put on a t shirt he wore 2 days ago without washing is 90% of women’s first choice over him
Tall yes, lanky no. lanklets are just as bad when it comes to dating.
Hell no, especially not for younger girls and women. If anything being tall and lanky is considered a good combo. As long as you’re not like actually starving to death
>If anything being tall and lanky is considered a good combo
LOL
It is, do you think being short and stocky is better. Tall lanky guys in jeans and a hoodie will automatically attract girls I see it literally all of the time. I’m a damn zoomer for crying out loud
The two lanklets I know personally have had terrible success with women. I know some tall dudes with gfs but they had more of a basketball player type build.
Well if we’re talking like someone who is 6’1-6’3” and between like 150-170 pounds then they’re definitely going to be a lot of girls ideas of a hot guy. As long as they’re a little handsomely pretty and boyish
Obviously yeah. As long as you fall under an average height and weight category, you'll be fine in general. But standing out too much in a negative way can be detrimental, like if you hunch over and shit like that.
Eh yeah true for the most part. But if they watched Halloween Town and found the skeleton king kind of charming when they were a little girl they’ve definitely internalized that, and if you’re lanky and a little hunched over they’re going to feel blood going to their pelvis just from talking to you for like 15 seconds
It turns out I meant the Pumpkin king from Nightmare before Christmas. Also known as Jack Shellington
This is too specific to not have been written by a real female
If there’s a female on this board then that female is going to die. Trannies don’t count of course, since they are male. But I would still wish that they go
I am a female, but please don’t kill me. I promise I’ll be going now
Not really, if you ever talked to girls from 1999-2008. It's well know that Eugenia Cooney is an anorexic skeleton because she obsessed over Jack Skellington so much as a horny little girl
In any case, I think it’s proof that lanklets bros WON
Lol lanklets work out for 10 years and can't make any gains you can't even tell they lift, meanwhile short kings go to gym for 1 week and look fricking ripped
>takes steroids, but not forever so dick still works
>uses chemicals without brand names to keep hair
>wont have any negative health affects until I’m like 70
>jacked AND tall with or without shirt
>most girls are quintuple moronic about men’s fitness so they don’t even suspect it
ezpz
I guarantee you look like shit this just proves my point lanklets gotta start cycling to get anywhere close to the results shorter guys get naturally
oh no that’s not me I’m too much of a poor coward with a heart palpitation to do it
but
>looks like shit
1-800-come on now
pic related 6’2
That's a 1 in a million lanklet
he’s very handsome yeah
but I doubt that reaction to steroids is particularly atypical, at least it isn’t in my meager anecdotal experience (friends I know)
I’m assuming we aren’t considering faces in this because that’s random/not really relevant to lanklet or dwarf
Great body, shame about the face. He'll never escape "I'm 14".
I do the One Punch workout and I look like this.
>Roids
Lmfao.
this guy has the most punchable face in bodybuilding
Jack Skellington single handedly ruined an entire generation of little girls. Average height muscular guys… we lost 🙁
it’s true
obviously it’s true only to a degree, but true all the same
I mean, it’s literally a modelesque physique
is it better than tall and built for most women? no
is skinny/tall (but with mild definition) optimal for younger girls (sub 25)? yes
it is certainly better than dwarf maxing
>lanky no. lanklets are just as bad when it comes to dating.
u sure?
women liker her are shallow prostitutes
our whole world is built on shallowness
>noooooo, but I'm interested in le soul and stuff
cope
>our whole world is built on shallowness
How is a building shallow?
you know what i meant, gayboy
Nobody is more shallow than incels. I've never seen a woman shit on a guy for bullshit like an asymmetrical face.
The female incel equivalents like to do that but in a twist of irony, they're not as knowledgeable on lookism as incels, so it ends up as a pale imitation.
Online spaces in general can be a great source of comedy if you don't take yourself too seriously.
Incels are males with a female brain. They're equally as mentally ill as troonys (probably the same illness) and instead of transitioning, they act like they have a male brain instead. There's no such thing as a female incel because a female with a female brain is just a chick.
There is some truth to this, although I wouldn't say they're the same as trannies. They've just picked up on some habits that are commonly associated with middle school girls.
>They've just picked up on some habits that are commonly associated with middle school girls.
what is the reason for this? I've definitely noticed this over the years
snowbunnies in heat is a beautiful thing
Imagine all the seething Amish dads when they find out who came to their daughter's school
what was she doing? why do you just walk up to someone and grab his chin?
This is what happens when you watch too much sports and your daughter sees basketball players all day. Cope white boys
American culture
You got the one with the UK girls having fun with refugees
Hahahaha the israelites really did a number on them. Pathetic country.
Anon, he's a celebrity.
Jesus Christ where is her father.
in the cuck shed
I mean, plenty of tall virgins on this site apparently so...
I see what you mean but if he wasn't a manlet he would've never been driven enough to be where he's at now. At least that's what I'm assuming, maybe he was born driven but I think it was compensation.
They are all taller than me. It's over
>I must consume only the blackest of the black pills
>blackpill time
Is having the recoil increased on Crossbows the UK version of those homosexualy LA compliance stocks?
I like Asian women but he can do way better her.
No he can't. The highest an average looking 6'0-6'4 guy can date is a 4/10 goblins in 2023. I can confirm this officially
No offense but this kind of thing only happens in America. If you're European it's usually the reverse.
everything bad in the world comes from america, we americans already know that
its farmers chinks brown woman here.
t. eastern euro
Not sure what you're trying to communicate here but east euro women are hot and very easy to pick up
farm browns from thai, philipines, vietnam are the only asians we get here, I only saw japanese, koreans and chinese once I visited UK
also whole internet gets eastern euro women wrong
Are girls into pc building in Europe?
euro girls are into spreading their legs for refugees
No they're not. Doomer meme.
Lmfao @ lankie kongs
Do NOT watch, jumpscare at the end
>chads do battle over this
this incel thing doesn't seem too bad after all
Only in America
Hey can do WAY better. I don't care if she's giving him threesomes and lets him stick it up her ass. Gross.
For fricks sake 5’6” bros, don’t go excluding us 5’10” guys like that. We’re fighting on the same side you fickle bastards
The guy's thumbnails are great. Very committed to the act
Bitches now be like SCIENCE GIVES ME THE ICK
LMAO
I've seen women lust after literal fat old men, and no, they weren't rich. If there are women out there who are looking for men that will piss on them I'm certain there are women out there who are looking for men that aren't tall.
>I've seen women lust after literal fat old men,
No you just thought you saw that.
Yeah you're right sorry I didn't take my meds silly me and my hallucinations.
god you guys are so fricking moronic
As a 5'5" man I'm happy to see science on our side
short chads we're so back
We always been. We never left
Yeah we just couldnt see you behind that table
>being a manlet is ba-
hugh jackman is 6'3
Is he really?
Yeah... Being no Hollywood studio would be willing to bank a franchise on a manlet correct sized 5'3"ish or whatever Wolverine is in the comics. A cruel twist given how short most actors are and it's just camera tricks to make Iron Man seem average height etc
They were going to actually. Danzig got close to playing him but it never happened.
>Comic books
>just be a silly cartoon bro
Reminder
He was never not a nice guy persona. I actually like this dude but he's exactly the type of person who a woman would take advantage of.
Should've gotten a clue.
This dude really is so pathetic and delusional. It's sad. And I can't respect that he brainwashes others with his delusions.
How is he pathetic? He came out of nothing and became incredibly successful for youtuber standards.
He's pathetic because he outright lies in all of his videos. He gives false hope. And he's pathetic because he calls himself "alpha" when he gives off the most insecure beta vibes I have ever seen.
>He gives false hope
In what way exactly? Clearly things worked out well enough for him.
> And he's pathetic because he calls himself "alpha" when he gives off the most insecure beta vibes
What are some examples of alpha men?
>false hope
Plenty of short guys get hot girlfriends
>oh no the youtuber fashion salesmen lied to me :((
Dude do you also get pissed when you open a box of cereal and some cartoon mascot doesnt fly out and start singing a song? Are you fricking moronic?
This dude comes across too much as a nice guy even when he tries to act like a chad. It was only a question of time until she cheated on him.
>This dude comes across too much as a nice guy even when he tries to act like a chad. It was only a question of time until she cheated on him.
how come he appears to be a nice guy, I need to know that because of reasons
Day 1: Wear my toddler t shirt
Day 30: Put on my leather jacket
All he does is clickbait to shill his brands, dumbo
zoomers are frickign doomed if this is the kind of men they want to modedl themself after
But Alpha M is closer to the right than the left here. In fact, I think he needs to apply some bad boy energy to his own self.
He looks like a goblin
Feels good that the best fighters are manlet. Lanklet only play basketball lmao
>Feels good that the best fighters are manlet
both of these are embarrassing
blud thinks he's in Road House
>kicking in a street fight
Kek
luckily his opponent was even more clueless
I mean he's right. We produce more testosterone and have way better hand eye coordination plus it's way easier for us to get jacked and heavily muscled. Meanwhile most lanklet incels I know are effeminate as frick, produce zero testosterone and trip over their own feet
Watching the video, I came to the conclusion that average height might be optimal, at least in my logic.
Some of the advantages of both, but also not their disadvantages. I think there's a reason the human body has evolved a certain way and averages cover that, whether it's physiologically or psychologically.
Doesn't matter. It's the same as that principle in nature where the optimal mating display size/shape for survival is smaller than the maximum female attraction. Yes there's an optimal hieght range for survival in any given environment. That doesn't change the fact that women find taller men more attractive though.
can't hear you little guy
All this midge cope.
Even teenagers won’t date your little femmy ass lol
Better luck next life
>Even teen-ACK
>5'2''
he's practically a lanklet, frick outta here
>I settled for a manlet because that was my market value
Wew.
seethe
Seethe about what? Being 6’4”.
Oh how will I recover lol
you say that like it suggests whether or not you're ugly
I don’t care at all if you believe me but I’m the opposite of ugly.
6’4” light blue eyes and dark brown hair, white as the snow. I could literally frick every girl you’ve ever had a crush on, all of your sisters and your mom. I’m not joking
>I'm not joking
post a pic then
Why do newbies always do this shit. Sperging out on the anonymous forum about their social status or physical features failing to realise that there are other in the same position browsing this thread right now but dont shit their pants over it
>let me lecture you while I humblebrag
You're not much better than him
Fair criticism but I don't really know how to make the point otherwise
Touche
She's incredibly hot though
>manlet just beats out alkie dummy lanky
Do they ever realize how seething this particular cope sounds?
Good for the chink
>We produce more testosterone and have way better hand eye coordination
no you don't.
> easier for us to get jacked and heavily muscled
because eating even 100 calories more than tdee is more than enough for you midge.
>you require less food for the same results? what a loser!
>>you require less food for the same results? what a loser!
well yeah because getting jacked when you're under 5'7" is like putting a nice wrap around a shitbox. Still a shitbox midge.
>getting out-lifted by a midge
embarrassing
>embarrassing
who was talking about strength? your brain as small as you?
I guarantee you there's midgets out there that can bench more than you
I've seen lanklets get ragdolled by manlets in high school
When I went to school the tall guy lanklet homosexuals were consistently the biggest limp wrist sissies ever. I remember some kid who was like 6'5" get absolutely ROCKED by a short guy. Guy lost a couple teeth lol. Best thing? The lanklet started it by making fun of his height
>I guarantee you there's midgets out there that can bench more than you
>I've seen lanklets get ragdolled by manlets in high school
more money on larger quantities of food that will take longer to eat is.. LE GOOD
Tiny men, tiny brains.
>not even an attempt at a counter-argument
>>not even an attempt at a counter-argument
to give you an argument i'd have to consider your midget ass human first.
same could be said about you, fatty
>same could be said about you, fatty
oh no i'm getting insulted by all 5'5" of you, that's so demoralizing.
it should be
your weight is under your control, your height isn't
man insulting midgets on Cinemaphile has been some of the most fun i've had in years. You guys really feeling your height today?
insults from fat people don't matter
i'm just gonna leave it here because your napoleon complexes will probably have you at this all night midgies.
brb conquering the world
Women will take the time to look around a fatso to find a short guy.
And use the tall guy as an umbrella while looking. Memes aside, anons should stop picking on each other. Leave this to women.
Anon, height matters to literally nobody. But you're a fat gross pig to everyone who sees you.
This is cope. Fact remains, there should be a pill that delivers all of the needed sustenance to your body at a moment's notice.
Having to spend less money and time on food is a W whichever way you look at it.
t. average height person with no dog in this
>Having to spend less money and time on food is a W whichever way you look at it.
>t. average height person with no dog in this
>average height
oh yeah I believe you.
>spending more money on larger quantities of food that will take longer to eat is.. LE GOOD
Sound like the scine of copeology
Is this the same science that said you can change your gender?
You can change it, but you can also walk around covered in feces so
~~*Science*~~
Cope
This homie has 7 mil subs and barely gets any views
yea I'm sure women would pick the 5 foot guy over 6 foot from a pair of identical twins
Bad Boys we eatin these Nice Guys
Of course you're gonna be better looking than a couple of street shitters regardless of height
Im bald and everything he says here is right advice
my sides
Joe Rogan's lookin' good in his old age.
>start dating women
>Very skinny
>Women starts feeding me more because you're too skinny
Why do women do this?
>"short" and "tall" in quotes
>"um actually being short doesn't even exist!"
this is next level manlet cope
I love alpha m threads
had a rough day today, felt like shit before going to bed
saw this, got a chuckle
feel less like shit going to bed
good night and thank you
Good night bro
so that's where that 'jak comes from
WE'RE SO FRICKING BACK BROS
Do men under the age of 30 actually think women still care about muscles and six figure jobs in 2023?
Yes they got meme'd. In the past it was if you were a good provider and if your family liked them. Now it is if you are "fun" basically. In this era where feminism has taken a complete hold for a prolonged period, they don't care as much about the money you make. If you really want some handicaps, get lots of tattoos, become a bartender and post on all social media sites at the same frequency a 14 year old girl would. That will throw a wider net than anything else.
Yeah, and what kind of woman will you attract?
The state of the average woman is a different conversation for a different thread.
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i'm 6'3 and feel short as frick. like i see zoomers on the street that are at that height or just straight up mog me
i can only imagine what the sub 6 guys must go through. it's tough out there frens.
it's impossible to get mogged by a lanklet, they look like caricatures
kobeni so cute
i might be 400+lbs and a 34 year old virgin neet but at least i'm not 5'6" kek
Just finished watching a video from some homosexual zoomer "height is overrated"
>people think I'm good at sports
>I got weird looks on my trip to Korea
>Dating's not that easy, girls don't try and break the door to my room down
Some people are so disconnected, and they're always the first to try and hand out life advice too.
only street shitting pajeets follow these guys
being short is no longer a problem, it's been cured by medical science like polio
Medicinal science cured being short like it "cured" gender dysphoria.
this is so moronic
it's all about face
no morons, its all about CHARISMA, can you tell women what they want to hear and make them laugh for extended periods of time, can you lie naturally and relentlessly until they enjoy your endless flattery, that isnt ass-kissing, compliment-tease-pretend to be interested in their life etc, THAT is what its all about.
If you can master that you can get women easy, if you want 8s or 9/10s you have to work on your appearance too, dress well and workout etc. All this effeminate homosexualry about looks or height is just your shitty single mother failing at raising you like a man. For every woman that spergs about height theres another one that only cares if you're muscly, or thin, or have blue eyes/blonde hair, or have a nice face, and many of those women will throw those standards out the window if you got a good talking game anyway.
i'm 23 and 5'7
i've never been hugged by a girl
i just want one that's nice and loves me back
That's not because of your height, I have multiple friends that height who have had plenty of girlfriends and most are married now
are they zoomers is the question. back then when people were normal sure i could see it but gen z girls are the worst in all human history worldwide
same but 5'5
do you have plenty of friends who are 5'5 with girlfriends??? huh? mr know it all
not him but literally the hottest chick I know is with a short dude right now
i have a hard time believing this.
to be fair he's pretty handsome so there's that
>to be fair he's pretty handsome so there's that
it's so fricking over for short sub5 males
I mean, it's over for any sub5 male
why is life so cruel anon?
so heaven could be worth it once you pass the test
no me diga eso brother!!!!!!!!!!
Being short is one thing but why does he look so goblin-like?
Little midget dudes making up stuff like this and calling tall people lanklets is the height equivalent of blacks making up insults for white people. Like nothing anyone could say could ever make me feel bad about being a 6’2” white guy lmao
>6’2”
literal manlet
It’s taller than like 96% of dudes in America, little guy.
is this the cope manlets tell themselves now? lol
No I just cope by having sex with girls lol
Whatever helps you cope, little guy
8======D~~~~ 😀 <-ur mom
>u-ur mom
Ok sub 6'5 manlet lmfao
Post body w time stamp
A picture of my body won't show my exact height but I'm 6'6 so just over the manlet threshold
Manlet larp
Last I checked I'm not the 6'2 manlet 🙂 if I was I'd be humble
>6'2
that's equal to 5'9 10 years ago
I was also 6’2” ten years ago
which means you = 5'9 now
I don’t think so champ
I love the manlets meme of trying to down grade taller men into manlet class. As if I we don't walk around and notice that even at say my 6'1" height how most everyone is shorter. It shocking to have to look up at another man, it's that rare.
I don't know how manlets cope with it daily. I guess you get use to it? It's not like they have a choice.
What's even funnier is manlets trying to escape the manlet category, AKA you at 6'1''
Literally
>I'm not like those other girls
Sure sure...I go weeks or even months, of never having to look up at another man and rarely if ever run into any women my height. Imagine not being taller than 99% of females? I legit feel for manlets being they catch so much shit for it and it's not their fault. It's just genetics.
You're still a manlet, sorry but it's just the truth and yes, you're right it's genetics
post bussy
>6'2"
It's not the 90s anymore, midge.
>tfw only 6'1
Is it over?
Well, you can move to an asian country so there's that
It's kinda weird at this height. I'm taller than most people I know but I meet one guy that is 6'6 in the club and I feel short as shit. It's honestly a comfy height though because I don't like to stand out very much. I don't know where I get it from though. I'm considerably taller than all my family
take the geo pill
you're not short, you're just in the wrong country
you're also wealthy in another country, but poor here
let the lanklets be middle class here and get used up western prostitutes, literally just move
you can be 5'4 and still the top percentile in some areas
what is a white country that has a shorter average height? I assume somewhere in Europe?
Portugal 5'7
later virgins
He's 5'6? All those fricking videos, hahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I saw this guy as a guest on the PKA podcast and I figured he was just another one of those manosphere confidence for incels gurus, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He's not a PUA guru actually
>5'6
>more attractive
mfw
don't worry bros, dick size is all that matters
you Black folk think height matters more than it actually does, a lot of women would prefer a taller guy yeah but they dont really care THAT much unless you're an absolute gigamanlet. it's not a hard requirement to be 6ft+ for a few it is but even then those b***hes aint worth it. i know short guys who are absolute chads and frick different chicks regularly because they're attractive and have confidence in themselves. if you're a 6ft autist vs a 5'6 chad you'll lose the pussy crushing contest
I'm 5'11"
that's camera friendly
This homie is not 5'6 lmao. Imagine being a copium peddler and STILL lying about your height.
what is he?
Not much shorter, maybe an inch or two. Still hilarious considering how much "short king" content he has
I've legit never come across a woman who cared about height enough to discuss it. Seems like one of those things Cinemaphile obsessed over like canthal tilts.
true
>What are the best educational films/documentaries?
who wrote this study? Short men? then you can throw it out.
To save you time on it, basically, it's beneficial from a health standpoint but not so much from an attraction standpoint. Shit we already knew, even though he also says apparently short men are in more relationships on average.
>To save you time on it, basically, it's beneficial from a health standpoint but not so much from an attraction standpoint. Shit we already knew, even though he also says apparently short men are in more relationships on average.
I meant because you can throw the midgets pretty easily but thanks.
>height measured from the top of the hair
What is this third world manlet nonsense?
>be a lanklet
>look like an skinny wrinkly pedo when you are old
>>be a lanklet
>>look like an skinny wrinkly pedo when you are old
be a manlet and look like this when old lmao
He really does come off as insecure, which I think is the absolute number one turn off for women. They are like bloodhounds with that shit. They will sniff you out. It's depressing because you got this shit going on in your head and then on top of that you can't even share it with a chick without her drying up.
Pity or pussy. Pick one.
what are some signs of being insecure?
defeatist mindset, overly paranoid about things normie males don't care about, showing vulnerability in general.
Harping on about the same shit over and over, for one. It's obvious a person has a hang-up if they can't drop it. I used to do this to a degree, crack jokes about being a dicklet. I was coping, everybody knew it. Not to say you have to get defensive, but if you're talking about it, that means you're thinking about it. And there's only one reason you'd be thinking about it that often. You're insecure.
You ever seen Asian dudes doing stand-up comedy? There are clips of these guys talking about wmaf or how hard it is for an asian dude to get laid. Not even jokes, just observations. I feel bad for the guys but they aren't doing themselves any favors by whining. It's a cry for pity.
Pity or pussy.
what about insecure body language? any examples?
dunno. Acting shy? Withdrawn. Head down, avoiding eye contact, trying to take up as little space as possible. Also your face. If you're a khv then you're gonna be fricking depressed, which means you'll be walking around looking like the saddest frick on earth. Gotta remember to emote a bit if you're talking to someone. Just common sense shit.
if you see a woman doing it, especially a shy one, never do it, simple.
There's hours of footage on youtube of this exact stuff go watch that shit you dont need to be spoonfed on here.
Who let the manlets out of the pit?
Holy fricking cope