What are the best heavy metal movies?
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Metal is for children.
All music is for children. No seriously 99.9% of music is explicitly aimed at a very young audience.
most moronic take in existence
disprove it
Most music is not created with any aim at all.
They aim to make money.
That's producers. Musicians are just trying to create something that they like, usually.
germany did a 40 year study and found out metalheads have the same level of happiness compared to accomplished people. its the community and camaraderie.
Does that mean metalheads are not accomplished people?
yes, they are just happy being bums because they're obsessed with music. they're basically a 1:1 replica of hippies except obsessed with death instead of life. they're happy because the bar is so low for accomplishment in their world.
White collar effeminate gay detected. Nice wing tip office shoes.
Even though office jobs can be boring and pointless, at least it’s not retail or hospitality or some cleaning job. Those jobs destroy your soul if you have one
>community and camaraderie
The scene is full of dickheads trying to sabotage each other in the chance of getting the occasional ugly metal chick. The reason most of them are happier is because they are dumb as frick and ignore most of their lives and the shit jobs they have
They're happier because of alcoholism, it's that simple
A classic Cinemaphile meme
They Hated Him Because He Told The Truth
so like, Toy Story, then?
t. favorite genre is synthwave and incelcore shit
FRFR
dude drake and weekend are lit no cap
moronic homosexual
>inb4 it was bad
it was bad
Spinal Tap
The Story of Anvil
Wayne's World
This
Varg's seethe over a fat israelite being cast as him was funny.
it was perfect unironically
israeli produced garbage.
it was bad. it had a "record scratch, yep that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here" vibe to it. considering the subject matter it should have been much more unpleasant to watch.
It was funny and had a lot of references to the scene. Varg's portrayal is probably more accurate than he would like to admit considering he had a daughter around the same time he killed Euro and abandoned/disowned her to be a prisoner turned refugee schizo. The worst part about it was trying to whitewash Euronymous at the end, that was just pure cringe, Euro died an elitist edgelord.
terrible flick.
>adapt a story because the story is interesting and people like it
>change the story
why do they do this all the time? Do they get more money if they add their own nonsense to it or something?
Imagine not growing out of your phase. A 50 year old grandma dressing as a teen from the 90's, how embarrassing.
I can't wait for 2035 when adults are going to dress like fricking children.
She's just a women wearing a t-shirt with a particular taste in music. I'd advise you touch grass and have sex.
in 20 or 30 years, the internet will be most geriatrics because kids and workings adults are busy (now it's mostly university students and the elderly aren't as versed yet).
>2035
you must be young (2035 is just around the corner)
Kek this. Its the same timeframe as the release of Skyrim to today. Nothing changed
>I'm so insecure about my own taste so I change it every few years
Normie homosexual
Don't blame others for being vapid, having actual interests doesn't make you childish. This place aint for you.
>2035
you don’t have to wait they’ve already been for decades
I bet you look like this, you hobbyless empty husk of an incel
The post that broke r/metal.
>germany did a 40 year study
No, they didn't.
Oh come off it who gives a shit
What a moronic take
Everyone dresses like they did when they were younger
Because it's what's normal for them
Look at old people wearing suspenders for instance. They do it because they wore suspenders when they were young
My mom tried to get me into Anime when I was a kid. I'd much rather she was into Music or literally anything else. She is an embarrassment. I'm 20 btw.
is your mom single?
Yeah but my best friend gapes her and he's not willing to share
Tell us more about your mom. Does she go to conventions?
What does she look like? You got any pics of her at the beach or something?
>She is an embarrassment.
You are still a kid. Grow up and be ashamed of this childish behavior.
We're gonna try and frick your mom.
we just had this thread
Cinemaphile has shit tate in metal
>0 bands from the nwothm
>nothing from labels like DVP, IBP or Van cause Cinemaphile doesn't know the underground
>tons of nsbm that is basically RAC with some tremolos
>opeth
>endless discussions about bands that are irrelevant since decades (Megadeth, Metallica etc)
>garbage Black Metal like Gorgoroth or Carpathian Forrest
>>tons of nsbm that is basically RAC with some tremolos
Don't shit on KPN. Famine is a musical genius.
But Cinemaphile doesn't even post about KPN apart from the posers who think 'La Sanie des siècles' is peak hitlerist raw NSBM or that one guy who thinks 'L'Ordure à l'état pur' is their best album. Nothing about the actual controversial stuff or the less controversial stuff for that matter. They post the "split" album cover as a joke and when the last album came out they didn't even react. /metal/ doesn't like KPN, they don't understand it.
I'm sorry, did you mean to say KPN is NSBM? It's fricking not.
This is very true. I'm a /metal/ regular and Cinemaphile is the board I frequent the most. They do have shit taste and it has drawn me away from Cinemaphile as a whole in the past weeks.
You could watch Metalhead, an Icelandic drama about resilience. It's a beautiful film. It's also very respectful of the scene, as it is not the main element of the plot but only a medium to attach the emotions onto. It's a tribute to metal in a way, but it's not a movie about metal.
>metalhead
I watched it last night because of yesterday's thread and it is just OK. It might as well be called
>women
Since that's what it is. The MC doesn't do anything redeemable and just keeps going further down into a pit. Also DreamWorks dance party ending.
I'm going to stop seeding it because it isn't worth the watch. I'm actually a bit sorry for a Canadian guy I made sure got to 100%, I thought I was being nice at the time.
The Black Album is still selling to this day, hardly irrelevant
NWOTHM is inauthentic israeli garbage
If you don't like genres of music then don't listen to them. The more instruments you learn the broader your interests get.
Don't get so grouchy. It makes you seem intimidated by others.
Black Metal Veins
Metal is reddit the genre
she aged incredibly well
I wonder how much cum she drinks every night?
Zoomer metal is completely cringe. Low T energy. They've all got their phones out and drink chick drinks instead of beer.
Went to see Slipknot last night and the only drinks they had were shitty hipster IPAs and disgusting sweet wienertails.
>when the band tries to stock drinks that don’t taste like piss
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>IPA doesn't taste like piss
Even peestone tastes better than most IPA's dude stop making shit up.
You're right, IPAs taste worse than piss.
A Spell to Ward Off the Darkness
b***h must be like 50 and is still SEXO
real metal mommy coming through
is there any truth to the rumor that sarah lang has had an onlyfans before her band took off?
Booba
Detroit Rock city
Would.
I'm amazed that god's chosen people haven't attacked the metal community more.
White
Masculine
Violent
Anti political correctness.
they literally have
I've been seeing some "Not all metalheads are white" posts from blacks virtue signaling on social media but it doesn't seem to stick
She looks better on the right.