>he doesnt respect khabibs epic title win over THE al iaquinta >he cant understand the magnitude of the total domination over the old alcoholic ex featherweight conor the notorious mcgoober >he fails to appreciate the farewell fight and second round submission win over jiu jitsu white belt justin gaethje
ngmi
its funny to read smooth brained posts like this that aren't written ironically.
Hey moron, i don't enjoy watching UFC, but i know plenty about combat sports and their skill levels are insane, you're too stupid to have any clue what you're talking about and you should stfu. Feel free to go in there with your ""galaxy brain"" and school these knuckle dragging apes in the ring yourself, moron.
i prefer watching maui thai/boxing/kick boxing to UFC usually funnily enough, it doesnt make them smarter fighters tbh, their bodies+training+trainers talents determine 90% of the outcomes, none of them require more than an average IQ, you're literally talking out of your arse sorry, stop saying this to other people, you're wrong.
7 months ago
Anonymous
muay thai compared especially to kick boxing is like art. all the moves are so beautiful, looks like a fight scene out of a movie and it's actually brutally effective. you sound extremely low iq if you can't appreciate this
7 months ago
Anonymous
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7 months ago
Anonymous
>loses to the moronic nig from The Longest Yard not once but twice
OH NO NO NO
7 months ago
Anonymous
Like i said, you have no idea what the frick you are talking about, you are WRONG, its fine to be wrong, its not fine to be too stupid and stubborn to recognise it. You have nothing to say that will elucidate me on anything, accept what im telling you and/stfu.
UFCs elite fighters, especially in the lower weight ranges where you can't effectively knockout opponents, have incredible skillsets that require many years of training before you can even compete at a low grade.
Holly Holmes breezed from boxing to kickboxing and became world champs at both, she'd had dominated womens maui thai aswell with minimal training, the only fights she won in the UFC were ones she tricked the opponents into trying to fight standing, she was a helpless baby once grappling occurred, then she had to spend years retraining herself to compete again.
No other fighting sport requires more technical training than UFC, all the other ones can teach moderate levels of knowledge within a few months of full time training. I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries on past champions in my spare time while cooking dinner, and with my natural talents could take on most amatuers with a decent chance of success. I couldn't do that with BJJ, nobody could.
7 months ago
Anonymous
if you actually said anything worth it in that first paragraph other than jerking yourself off i might have read the rest but i don't think i will
7 months ago
Anonymous
>ill say a bunch of moronic bullshit, then when i get told that im a moron spouting bullshit, it'll mean i trolled him good!
7 months ago
Anonymous
try an argument next time instead. nobody is gonna sit and read your reddit paragraphs of seethe
7 months ago
Anonymous
have a nice day you illiterate moron >you need to type out a real response >no not a real response, a special magical response that a moron with 70iq from huffing paint can understand, you need to keep it to 20 words or less! and no big words cuz moron-babby doesn't know them >you explained exactly why the moron was wrong, and even gave a real world example of a famous athlete who lived what you described? wrong answer, that took too long to read, moron-babby needs to smoke more weed dude lmao
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries on past champions in my spare time while cooking dinner, and with my natural talents could take on most amatuers with a decent chance of success.
I hope you've had actual matches instead of talking out your ass
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anyone can learn to rear naked choke or bend someone's arm the other way it's not supposed to be bent
Also if you aren't super heavy weight I will just grab you and slam you on the floor multiple times
If you are heavyweight I will knock you out
BJJ is shit tier in anything other than MMA ring
If you are a heavyweight you can knock 3 people out in 5 seconds using 3 punches
If you want to destroy them you can hit them 10 times in 5 seconds
With every punch to the face, a BJJ practitioner goes down a belt
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I will just grab you and slam you on the floor multiple times
Peak delusion from people who do not understand grappling
7 months ago
Anonymous
I can deadlift 140kg multiple times
If you think I won't grab your leg and throw you around/just grab your arms and headbutt you.. you are delusional
7 months ago
Anonymous
Bodybuilders get constantly BTFO by MMA manlets.
7 months ago
Anonymous
In MMA rules. They also know striking
A heavyweight boxer demolishes any grappler in a street fight
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, in real life. There's tons of videos, including one where the bodybuilder gets killed.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I said heavy weight boxer not body builder
If you come in close I jab your face. If you sit on the floor I grab you and smash
7 months ago
Anonymous
Boxing is the biggest meme of them all.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>im a heavyweight boxer and ill frick you manlets up
7 months ago
Anonymous
i hope you never get in a fight bro. you will die
7 months ago
Anonymous
lmao this meathead moron thinks he can fight kek.
You can swing your fat fists in a bar fight just fine im sure, that's all you got, thats all you can do. Any male UFC fighter in the top 10 of any weight bracket would make you shit your pants.
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7 months ago
Anonymous
You're not lifting a static barbell, you're attempting to lift a person who will be actively trying to break your grips and posture. You do realize lifting and slamming your opponent is legal in MMA (except on the head and neck), yet power bombing is extremely rare despite the prevalence of grappling?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>power bombing is extremely rare despite the prevalence of grappling
Weight classes are the only thing that make it as rare as it is. Because there are minimal physical differences between similarly sized, athletic fighters you very rarely see someone getting overwhelmed through size/strength. In real life a big, coordinated person who has some fighting background could leverage their size/athleticism way more than in an MMA fight.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Didn't happen in the UFCs before weight classes either.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>deadlift 140kg
kek anyone can do with that with a few months training
7 months ago
Anonymous
kek anyone can do that with a few months training
7 months ago
Anonymous
Most people can do that with zero training idk what this homosexual was thinking posting this lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
Do it then.
Oh wait you can't
7 months ago
Anonymous
i did 160kg first time. and 250kg after 1 year and a few months
7 months ago
Anonymous
woah look out guys, we got a keyboard warrior here! soo scary!
The only thing you ever knocked out was the burger out of your fat bawd mothers mouth to eat yourself because you were hungry.
>I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries on past champions in my spare time while cooking dinner, and with my natural talents could take on most amatuers with a decent chance of success.
I hope you've had actual matches instead of talking out your ass
i have a history of taekwondo/maui thai conditioning, friends and family in BJJ/UFC gyms, friends who competed irl in multiple different combat sports.
After i figured stuff out with boxing i had a friendly match at a park with a friend who trained at a boxing gym and was "amateur" level, he is a foot taller with 1ft more reach easily, same weight, lanky, fast, and i would have killed him in a ring, although i dont have the stamina to do more than 1-2 rounds.
I only state what i know or believe, its why when i call someone a moron, its because they actually are, or they have tricked me into thinking they are.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Taekwondo >Friendly spar in the park
Go to a boxing gym and get your shit pushed in. Dumb aikido - tier bullshido idiot
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah im out, multiple illiterates ITT, explaining anything is a waste of time.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>i have a history of taekwondo/maui thai conditioning, friends and family in BJJ/UFC gyms, friends who competed irl in multiple different combat sports. >After i figured stuff out with boxing i had a friendly match at a park with a friend who trained at a boxing gym and was "amateur" level, he is a foot taller with 1ft more reach easily, same weight, lanky, fast, and i would have killed him in a ring, although i dont have the stamina to do more than 1-2 rounds.
7 months ago
Anonymous
woah look out guys, we got a keyboard warrior here! soo scary!
The only thing you ever knocked out was the burger out of your fat bawd mothers mouth to eat yourself because you were hungry.
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i have a history of taekwondo/maui thai conditioning, friends and family in BJJ/UFC gyms, friends who competed irl in multiple different combat sports.
After i figured stuff out with boxing i had a friendly match at a park with a friend who trained at a boxing gym and was "amateur" level, he is a foot taller with 1ft more reach easily, same weight, lanky, fast, and i would have killed him in a ring, although i dont have the stamina to do more than 1-2 rounds.
I only state what i know or believe, its why when i call someone a moron, its because they actually are, or they have tricked me into thinking they are.
>I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries
You're a real tough guy
You're contradicting yourself but I agree with the skill level in MMA being low. If UFC was merit based, rankings would be full Dagastanis no one has ever heard of.
They should hire hot Hollywood actors to participate in boxing and stuff like that.
I assure you 99% of people would rather watch Pratt vs Cavill than these ugly monkeys fighting.
No shit they're gonna look ugly if they spent their life getting their faces kicked in
Skill issue. Just don't get hit?
But keep watching your deformed monkeys getting more and more disfigured if that's your thing.
7 months ago
Anonymous
it was the end of a fight he was losing so he bloodied his opponents face so the moronic judges would think he did more damage
7 months ago
Anonymous
So much for "skill based sport"
7 months ago
Anonymous
how do moronic judges make a sport unskilled?
7 months ago
Anonymous
The fact that he had to resort to scrubbing his bloody face on his opponent like that speaks volumes about what kind of skills are really in display in boxing or mma or whatever that webm was.
7 months ago
Anonymous
because he wanted to try anything to win?
should he just have given up instead? would that have been a better showcase of skills?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Bro, I'm not criticizing.
If you like watching your homoerotic "sport" where openly transmitting AIDS is an allowed move then don't let me stop you.
Like I said, whatever gets you going lol.
7 months ago
Anonymous
all you've done is criticize and project your homosexual fantasies THOUGH
7 months ago
Anonymous
You are butthurt and trying to play mental gymnastics because you are physically frail and get mogged by low iq brutes lmao
So why do they all have it? I think the blood needs to get drained shortly after and it takes the worst away. To be fair, most fighters don't have the prettiest of noses either. But a fricked up nose can still look somewhat ok. A cauliflower ear just looks like shit. It's a red flag at least: You shouldn't pick a fight with a guy with an ear like that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Most of them don't have it. As for the ones that do, I'm guessing they either didn't know it can be fixed or don't care.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Most of them don't have it
Dude, I'm not even that big into MMA fighting. They all have it. Maybe not the worst cases, but they have it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Most of them don't have it
Dude, I'm not even that big into MMA fighting. They all have it. Maybe not the worst cases, but they have it.
>russian PEDs >too scared to defend his title >now all the lightweight divisions are filled with 5'8 goblin looking people called ahmedmohammedoblivorov
Yet he has beaten everyone to go up against him. Boxing isn't a body building competition. Fury may look like a tall fat lad but he's packing serious power and skill.
This is so fricking funny. Most boxers are ripped as frick, and then in heavyweights you have giant fat men like this, like an oversized version of the average blue collar dude.
What a champ.
You usually move the same hand as your leg to give yourself momentum during head kicks. So you're conditioned to defend yourself by that side. The kick mcgregor did is rare in MMA
When the CEO of the UFC was asked about Jakes body he laughed and said he probably wouldnt pass a doping test.
Athletes use roids if they think they can get away with it. Actors use roids because no one is testing them and they’d be fricking moronic to spend 3-4 years in the gym for 1 role instead of just juicing for half a year
Imagine being Daniel Movahedi, thinking you're going to get an easy assignment dealing with some flyweights, then all of a sudden in the 3rd round one of them locks this nasty nose crank in. How do you stay professional in the face of a fighter being gassed into submission?
Based strikechad
Canelo fight next weekend
K1 global has returned >It's time to throw off the chokehold MMA has on combat sports. Time to kick things off and reboot the world of fighting. Once again, remember the thrill, once again, feel the fever of the fight, on September 10 in Yokohama. Japan is going to bring back some excitement to the world of combat sports.
ONE FC keeping kickboxing alive, innovating with 4oz muay thai
The UFC can't die fast enough
On God, Zherka and Sneako would destroy these clowns. Did you catch the Bradley Martyn vs Sneako fight on rumble? Also it Sneako as GEEKIN when he rizzed but Sarah Saffardi. And bruh Neon be funny as frick and his rap with Lil Pump did go hard
Man you just reminded me of like the first gore video I've watched. Old video.
It was a similar sport to this, some sort of ski thing, guy landed hard and incorrectly. His entire pelvis just split open with shit and blood flying everywhere. Bled out in like 3 seconds.
Gnarly shit.
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Okay i found it. A bit different, but still
>Makes his Hawaiian native opponent stay for the post fight interview >Goes into rant about how the Hawaiian fires were man-made >Makes him pray with him against Satan to save Hawaii
Most kino post-fight interview of all time
UFC exclusively appeals to the swarthy and low IQ. Exercise in general is bad for you as it accelerates aging and gives you wrinkles. The root word of "exercise" is "exert". Why would you exert yourself for no reason? You NPC, lifting man made metal in a man made gym. UFC trannies are even worse; giving themselves brain damage and bouncing around like monkeys for attention of morons.
Muscles achieved from exercise are not real. You are simply temporarily causing inflammation to create the appearance of bigger arms. It is the same as a troony dilating to temporarily cause the appearance of a vegana.
I am 6'0 and 150 lbs. I have the ideal physique women want. Chalamet-esque. Only supplements I take are finasteride for anti acne and thick hair as well as Adderall for the dopamine to overclock my brain into the mid 150's for IQ. I exclusively eat raw organs and orange juice. I also have an amazing career as a lab tech at Moderna. What achievements do you have, monkey?
I was with you until right here, even if you're squeezing them yourself, humans weren't meant to drink 6 oranges every morning, fruit juice in general is food pyramid tier bunk science, you should be eating fruit. Orange juice is probably one of the worst tier fruit juices you can drink imho.
Drink milk and water in between sucking down coffee, aspirin and ephedrine with an occasional grape fruit
You are helping israelites at moderna destroy the world?
Cool achievement.
I agree with your general critique of sports as moronic waste of humankind power, but you aren't far from sport morons. In fact
>All these mentally eel fakkin slaves
If you eat raw meat and fat(which has over 15 micronutrients that plants lack) then you'll build muscle naturally. Eat flesh to build flesh, not age yourself in a man made gym with man made metal
i knew you were a sverige follower. nothing wrong with man made things, we're human we have wills and we can live however we want. if everyone was a lazy homosexual obsessed with dieting and contributing nothing to society, not reaching for the limits of humanity, we'd all be living in the same caves as the other primates
>Be 2005 RuneScape pk legend >get positive attention >Realise you want more attention >Obsessed with serial killers and spree skillers >Tries to imitate his hero's >Fails and gets slap on wrist >Hmmm how can I still be a contrarian attention prostitute in my old age >I know, I'll just be militant anti vegan, hehe >Also everything that requires effort is bad and I'm the number one clever guy and baby's first conspiracy is all true >*Stares into sun and eats raw goat anus* >Boxing is for losers! Money is for loser slaves! >Please donate to my patreon for one to one Skype session. >*Balding intensifies* >Hurr durr durp
Based. Fat men and mantwigs pay for a gym membership, I actually get paid to stay in shape. Imagine lifting a weight hundreds of times after your working hours.
True. I did it for a year (had one amateur fight) and now looking back at it, I felt really confident and happy during that time. Since stopping to focus on lifting weights and strength I have felt a bit empty and lacking confidence
You don't have to compromise much, lmao. Lifting 2-3 times per week is more than enough to mog 99% of people and you can easily fit in one or two boxing sessions in
155 BTFO by 185. Most notable fights in recent memory have been: >Stickland beating Izzy >Izzy KOing Alex after being 0-3 >Alex KOing Izzy
Khamzat vs. Costa is going to be all around awesome.
Only a homosexual Black person will actually put any effort into fighting tall goddess, unless she is legitimate threat and not in cutesy playful manner and not tall goddess at all, but actually the Black person in disguise
But then again lanklets like you are known to be pederast trannies and you also seethe because until we will officially reach supermen era of mankind you will never ever be able to experience what is it to romance girlfriend who is madly Into You , that you can only kiss on the neck standing on tippy toes. Like I did.
You are Black person, you are a Black person. You are blackest gorilla Black person pederast I ever saw written text from.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Even he has girlfriend
What is your excuse
7 months ago
Anonymous
No one can ever truly love cripples.
I don't want a gf who's with me out of pity.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I do.
Beats having gf because of everything else, unless she is Is the Other One, like part of One with you.
Besides she is 100% with him Also because of his determination and perseverance of an obvious shortcomings. Every white cherish that part. This isn't like that skeletal white guy that can't move much of his body at all.
If woman is with you because of anything else it is better to just go for prostitutes. Or make them your exclusive prostitutes
why can't white kids throw a punch. goddamn. they need that serious six day a week Kickboxer/Wrestling regiment to even stand an iota of a chance against other races.
I’ve seen black kids, spics, Samoans, Asians get absolutely wrecked by little white boys as often as I’ve seen little white boys get wrecked by them. It honestly doesn’t have anything to do with race, some people just never bothered learning how to punch or fight. Except Indians, they’re just naturally frail and smelly.
Yeah I don’t get it, I lived in Hawaii for like 9 years and I watched a bunch of them get laid the frick out just as much as I saw them knocking dudes out. They’re just big dudes with heart disease and weight issues, they’re not supermen.
UFC 1 will always be the best. Every style vs every weight class. WHo wins wins, basically no rules. I remember people would choke slam each other and stamp each others heads woole on the ground shit was the best.
The early UFCs are definitive proof that weight classes shouldn't exist. Not a single one of those tournaments was won by the fattest guy on the bracket.
I always loved the fabric and the sound it makes. It looks very clean too. You don't want to get your face mushed in another guy's armpit. Or feel his armpit sweat on your neck. Disgusting.
Brehs how do you throw kicks. I got a heavy bag at home but I'm too afraid to throw kicks ever since I was a wee lad that watched Silva break his fricking leg on Weidman.
Last lap of the 2021 F1 race and the day the great satan of the sport was defeated after 8 years of straight up dominance. Causing seethe across all of bongland, black fans, the entire bong sport media and buckbroke the supposed GOAT of the sport to become a husk of himself
Nick Diaz is a prefect example of why MMA is a garbage sport with a ridiculously low skill ceiling
>proclaimed as a GOAT >record is 26-10 >biggest win is either Paul Daley, a literal who nobody in a b-tier league who wins by swinging haymakers, or BJ Penn, who he massively outsized on top of the fact that he had hit the skids as a fighter >hailed as some sort of genius striker >gets out-struck by GSP, a wrestler who figured out that most MMA fighters's boxing is so bad a decent jab will confound most of them >Brother Nate also has a garbage record and biggest wins are over journeymen (although mma journeymen are actually garbage unlike boxing journeymen)
Seriously mma fans buy into mystique so easily, they're so fricking gullible it amazes me. it's why joe Rogan is so popular and one of their biggest sponsors is a crypto exchange.
God really helped that gay out tonight. Killed my 7 team parlay. Definitely was a kino ufc moment.
7 team parlay hinging on Dan Ige?
You deserve to lose homosexual
>the actual best
who is khabib’s best win?
when he basically raped mcgregor
This. So satisfying to see that smug clown get pulverized.
the drug addicted alcoholic?that’s his best win?
>the drug addicted alcoholic?
We have a word for it: Irish
>he doesnt respect khabibs epic title win over THE al iaquinta
>he cant understand the magnitude of the total domination over the old alcoholic ex featherweight conor the notorious mcgoober
>he fails to appreciate the farewell fight and second round submission win over jiu jitsu white belt justin gaethje
ngmi
The most satisfying was the win over Macgregor
Dustin and Justin, although Dustin was crushed by the weight of everything and lost before he even got in the cage, and Justin is just a brainlet.
MemeGregor
khabib's grappling was so far ahead of the competition it's not even funny.
no shit look at him, he monke
It actually wasn't, the skill level in mma is so insanely low, the so called "fight IQ" of many fighters are almost in single digits.
>the skill level in mma is so insanely low
Honestly true. There's just no money in it, so everyone with talent goes somewhere else.
its funny to read smooth brained posts like this that aren't written ironically.
Hey moron, i don't enjoy watching UFC, but i know plenty about combat sports and their skill levels are insane, you're too stupid to have any clue what you're talking about and you should stfu. Feel free to go in there with your ""galaxy brain"" and school these knuckle dragging apes in the ring yourself, moron.
go watch a muay thai match and you will see the "fight iq" difference
i prefer watching maui thai/boxing/kick boxing to UFC usually funnily enough, it doesnt make them smarter fighters tbh, their bodies+training+trainers talents determine 90% of the outcomes, none of them require more than an average IQ, you're literally talking out of your arse sorry, stop saying this to other people, you're wrong.
muay thai compared especially to kick boxing is like art. all the moves are so beautiful, looks like a fight scene out of a movie and it's actually brutally effective. you sound extremely low iq if you can't appreciate this
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>loses to the moronic nig from The Longest Yard not once but twice
OH NO NO NO
Like i said, you have no idea what the frick you are talking about, you are WRONG, its fine to be wrong, its not fine to be too stupid and stubborn to recognise it. You have nothing to say that will elucidate me on anything, accept what im telling you and/stfu.
UFCs elite fighters, especially in the lower weight ranges where you can't effectively knockout opponents, have incredible skillsets that require many years of training before you can even compete at a low grade.
Holly Holmes breezed from boxing to kickboxing and became world champs at both, she'd had dominated womens maui thai aswell with minimal training, the only fights she won in the UFC were ones she tricked the opponents into trying to fight standing, she was a helpless baby once grappling occurred, then she had to spend years retraining herself to compete again.
No other fighting sport requires more technical training than UFC, all the other ones can teach moderate levels of knowledge within a few months of full time training. I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries on past champions in my spare time while cooking dinner, and with my natural talents could take on most amatuers with a decent chance of success. I couldn't do that with BJJ, nobody could.
if you actually said anything worth it in that first paragraph other than jerking yourself off i might have read the rest but i don't think i will
>ill say a bunch of moronic bullshit, then when i get told that im a moron spouting bullshit, it'll mean i trolled him good!
try an argument next time instead. nobody is gonna sit and read your reddit paragraphs of seethe
have a nice day you illiterate moron
>you need to type out a real response
>no not a real response, a special magical response that a moron with 70iq from huffing paint can understand, you need to keep it to 20 words or less! and no big words cuz moron-babby doesn't know them
>you explained exactly why the moron was wrong, and even gave a real world example of a famous athlete who lived what you described? wrong answer, that took too long to read, moron-babby needs to smoke more weed dude lmao
>I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries on past champions in my spare time while cooking dinner, and with my natural talents could take on most amatuers with a decent chance of success.
I hope you've had actual matches instead of talking out your ass
Anyone can learn to rear naked choke or bend someone's arm the other way it's not supposed to be bent
Also if you aren't super heavy weight I will just grab you and slam you on the floor multiple times
If you are heavyweight I will knock you out
BJJ is shit tier in anything other than MMA ring
If you are a heavyweight you can knock 3 people out in 5 seconds using 3 punches
If you want to destroy them you can hit them 10 times in 5 seconds
With every punch to the face, a BJJ practitioner goes down a belt
>I will just grab you and slam you on the floor multiple times
Peak delusion from people who do not understand grappling
I can deadlift 140kg multiple times
If you think I won't grab your leg and throw you around/just grab your arms and headbutt you.. you are delusional
Bodybuilders get constantly BTFO by MMA manlets.
In MMA rules. They also know striking
A heavyweight boxer demolishes any grappler in a street fight
No, in real life. There's tons of videos, including one where the bodybuilder gets killed.
I said heavy weight boxer not body builder
If you come in close I jab your face. If you sit on the floor I grab you and smash
Boxing is the biggest meme of them all.
>im a heavyweight boxer and ill frick you manlets up
i hope you never get in a fight bro. you will die
lmao this meathead moron thinks he can fight kek.
You can swing your fat fists in a bar fight just fine im sure, that's all you got, thats all you can do. Any male UFC fighter in the top 10 of any weight bracket would make you shit your pants.
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You're not lifting a static barbell, you're attempting to lift a person who will be actively trying to break your grips and posture. You do realize lifting and slamming your opponent is legal in MMA (except on the head and neck), yet power bombing is extremely rare despite the prevalence of grappling?
>power bombing is extremely rare despite the prevalence of grappling
Weight classes are the only thing that make it as rare as it is. Because there are minimal physical differences between similarly sized, athletic fighters you very rarely see someone getting overwhelmed through size/strength. In real life a big, coordinated person who has some fighting background could leverage their size/athleticism way more than in an MMA fight.
Didn't happen in the UFCs before weight classes either.
>deadlift 140kg
kek anyone can do with that with a few months training
kek anyone can do that with a few months training
Most people can do that with zero training idk what this homosexual was thinking posting this lol
Do it then.
Oh wait you can't
i did 160kg first time. and 250kg after 1 year and a few months
woah look out guys, we got a keyboard warrior here! soo scary!
The only thing you ever knocked out was the burger out of your fat bawd mothers mouth to eat yourself because you were hungry.
i have a history of taekwondo/maui thai conditioning, friends and family in BJJ/UFC gyms, friends who competed irl in multiple different combat sports.
After i figured stuff out with boxing i had a friendly match at a park with a friend who trained at a boxing gym and was "amateur" level, he is a foot taller with 1ft more reach easily, same weight, lanky, fast, and i would have killed him in a ring, although i dont have the stamina to do more than 1-2 rounds.
I only state what i know or believe, its why when i call someone a moron, its because they actually are, or they have tricked me into thinking they are.
>Taekwondo
>Friendly spar in the park
Go to a boxing gym and get your shit pushed in. Dumb aikido - tier bullshido idiot
yeah im out, multiple illiterates ITT, explaining anything is a waste of time.
>i have a history of taekwondo/maui thai conditioning, friends and family in BJJ/UFC gyms, friends who competed irl in multiple different combat sports.
>After i figured stuff out with boxing i had a friendly match at a park with a friend who trained at a boxing gym and was "amateur" level, he is a foot taller with 1ft more reach easily, same weight, lanky, fast, and i would have killed him in a ring, although i dont have the stamina to do more than 1-2 rounds.
>I learnt how to be an effective boxer by watching youtube fanmade documentaries
You're a real tough guy
muay thai is asian bug shit
yes and it's superior to any other fighting sport
You're contradicting yourself but I agree with the skill level in MMA being low. If UFC was merit based, rankings would be full Dagastanis no one has ever heard of.
Mountain man genetics, basically cheating
complete fraud
>5'10"
>155lbs
Not the best in the fully grown adult weightclasses.
He would put your fat ass to sleep
he'd have to stop fricking sheep to do that.
>extremely online brain rot
5’10 is average
Sarah Gadon is 5'3"
PEDs on the left
true
I'd KO him honestly
you can't be the best if you're not fighting in heavyweight
>goat fricker that quit before better fighters could stomp him out
God damn look at his lats
>wins belt off a Rank 11 fighter
Khabib was a paper champ and ran away
Facts. You goons can call him the goat cause he was undefeated but he was a weight bully and prime tiny ferguson would’ve embarrassed him
Not even in the discussion. b***h retired before he could be tested, and his most significant victory was over a washed-up McGregor.
They should hire hot Hollywood actors to participate in boxing and stuff like that.
I assure you 99% of people would rather watch Pratt vs Cavill than these ugly monkeys fighting.
there are handsome fights
Post them then
Ew. Wtf.
Skill issue. Just don't get hit?
But keep watching your deformed monkeys getting more and more disfigured if that's your thing.
it was the end of a fight he was losing so he bloodied his opponents face so the moronic judges would think he did more damage
So much for "skill based sport"
how do moronic judges make a sport unskilled?
The fact that he had to resort to scrubbing his bloody face on his opponent like that speaks volumes about what kind of skills are really in display in boxing or mma or whatever that webm was.
because he wanted to try anything to win?
should he just have given up instead? would that have been a better showcase of skills?
Bro, I'm not criticizing.
If you like watching your homoerotic "sport" where openly transmitting AIDS is an allowed move then don't let me stop you.
Like I said, whatever gets you going lol.
all you've done is criticize and project your homosexual fantasies THOUGH
You are butthurt and trying to play mental gymnastics because you are physically frail and get mogged by low iq brutes lmao
>the JUST BLEED guy was rock hard during this fight
No shit they're gonna look ugly if they spent their life getting their faces kicked in
I thought the undisputed was Jon Jones?
not so fast
Cauliflower ears suck so bad. I feel like they should be allowed some ear protection at least.
Is there a chad fighter who's managed to avoid to cauliflower ear?
They're not hard to avoid. Any doctor can fix it.
So why do they all have it? I think the blood needs to get drained shortly after and it takes the worst away. To be fair, most fighters don't have the prettiest of noses either. But a fricked up nose can still look somewhat ok. A cauliflower ear just looks like shit. It's a red flag at least: You shouldn't pick a fight with a guy with an ear like that.
Most of them don't have it. As for the ones that do, I'm guessing they either didn't know it can be fixed or don't care.
>Most of them don't have it
Dude, I'm not even that big into MMA fighting. They all have it. Maybe not the worst cases, but they have it.
Can't find one huh?
jones is overrated he just has long arms/legs
it is
jones has been #1 for like 15 years
khabib beat some sloppy strikers without wrestling by decision and retired within the course of literally 4 years
Isn't Jon Jones still open for challenges? Man literally wasted his prime because he wants more money from Dana.
>russian PEDs
>too scared to defend his title
>now all the lightweight divisions are filled with 5'8 goblin looking people called ahmedmohammedoblivorov
>doesnt defend title
>quits when actual threats show up on the scene
GSP is forever the GOAT
>ducked prime tony
>prime tony
yeah right
tony was always a fraud who fought like a moron and now that he is older we are seeing where that gets you
don't care
champ shit only
tony won
Is this ontopic?
I mean, it is televised.
He looks out of shape
Yet he has beaten everyone to go up against him. Boxing isn't a body building competition. Fury may look like a tall fat lad but he's packing serious power and skill.
What's his workout routine? Smoking and donuts? Also, those "highlights" were pathetic.
his workout routine is not cutting for aesthetics like a fricking homosexual
>has beaten everyone to go up against him
He shoud've lost against McDermott and Otto Wallin
If you knew anything about boxing you'd know he probably has the best cardio out of all the heavyweights
>He looks out of shape
That is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but that is what peak male performance looks like.
This is so fricking funny. Most boxers are ripped as frick, and then in heavyweights you have giant fat men like this, like an oversized version of the average blue collar dude.
What a champ.
heavyweight wrestlers and strongmen are the same. weight classes protect twinks from bloatgods
>He looks out of shape
This is what gladiators looked like in Ancient Rome. They had a fair amount of fat to help protect them attacks.
Left is from a still of the new Roadhouse movie. Kinda fits.
Also that’s Jake Gyllenhaal + 4 gallons of Tren.
>came out just after buck breaking
That was such an amazing time to be alive
Shit like this needed to happen. Nigs needed to know they’re not magical athletes.
I mean Usman is jacked asf
The WGA strike
Paddy the real deal pimblett finna heem the frick out of tony feguson
cant wait
Why did he put his right hand out when the kick was clearly coming from the left
You usually move the same hand as your leg to give yourself momentum during head kicks. So you're conditioned to defend yourself by that side. The kick mcgregor did is rare in MMA
That looks like it would really hurt your foot
It's all about pain management.
oh you know all about feet dont you
Did that guy just break his toes? Is this the power of MMA? Lol
You jest but fiziev probably tore his acl and mcl by gamrot blocking his kick
Why are you talking like you had a stroke?
Casual pleb. Fiziev and gamrot fought last night. Acl and mcl are ligaments in the knee you filthy sperglord
in that clip? He hits him with the tarsus, not the toes, and I believe it's one of the hardest bones in the body though im not sure.
And you can see he is limping after he lowers his leg
damn look at that ear lobe jiggle
Monkey looking ass
>Kicked him to the end of the Timeline he just killed
Why you gotta hurt me like that
So, is this real or is it just storylines and scripted matches like WWE?
Fights are generally real, but there can be bribery behind scenes and judges are definitely biased every now and then.
you really are so stupid you're not sure if ufc is fake or real? what a fricking dumb homosexual you are.
Johnny Knoxville v Butterbean
When the CEO of the UFC was asked about Jakes body he laughed and said he probably wouldnt pass a doping test.
Athletes use roids if they think they can get away with it. Actors use roids because no one is testing them and they’d be fricking moronic to spend 3-4 years in the gym for 1 role instead of just juicing for half a year
UFC bros.... Our response?
Oo it's tight!
>You WILL inhale my fart.
Imagine being Daniel Movahedi, thinking you're going to get an easy assignment dealing with some flyweights, then all of a sudden in the 3rd round one of them locks this nasty nose crank in. How do you stay professional in the face of a fighter being gassed into submission?
I watch boxing for the plot!
oh baby
>that look of defeated realization that he must hold his breath and accept the ass smothering
>wish me luck lads I'm going in
lol who watches this gay shit
Men with normal or high testosterone levels. What sports are you into?
sports are for monkeys
You can do sports and read afterwards while you rest.
Men with T watches boxing or K-1 not this gayo mma stuff.
Based strikechad
Canelo fight next weekend
K1 global has returned
>It's time to throw off the chokehold MMA has on combat sports. Time to kick things off and reboot the world of fighting. Once again, remember the thrill, once again, feel the fever of the fight, on September 10 in Yokohama. Japan is going to bring back some excitement to the world of combat sports.
ONE FC keeping kickboxing alive, innovating with 4oz muay thai
The UFC can't die fast enough
On God, Zherka and Sneako would destroy these clowns. Did you catch the Bradley Martyn vs Sneako fight on rumble? Also it Sneako as GEEKIN when he rizzed but Sarah Saffardi. And bruh Neon be funny as frick and his rap with Lil Pump did go hard
K-1 fighters would send these twinks to the Netherrealm, never to be seen or heard from again
>K-1 fighters would send these twinks to the Nether - ACK
>when you follow existing ski tracks into unknown woods
UT OH CLIFF FUGGG
lmao did he registered by mistake into a tournment instead of classes?
Circus faire mainly.
figure skating
basedball
onionsball?
cross country skiing
Man you just reminded me of like the first gore video I've watched. Old video.
It was a similar sport to this, some sort of ski thing, guy landed hard and incorrectly. His entire pelvis just split open with shit and blood flying everywhere. Bled out in like 3 seconds.
Gnarly shit.
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Okay i found it. A bit different, but still
Men with low T and crippling insecurities about their "masculinity" that they'll never get over.
Why are blacks so zesty?
edson is white (brazilian)
i bet he's happy he wore a cu-
>zoom in
ouch
>sports are for monkeys
How does one even get this body type? Veganism?
its a troony
probably a genetic throwback, with a drug addiction, bad diet, and yeah, veganism and no meat in his onions-infused diet.
Such a cute looking chud! Amazing find
Yes, like Adolf Hitler
>ITT "I watch UFC for the fighting techniques"
we watch for the heems
simple as
they looks tired
Fricking kek I miss Matt Brown's prime so much.
ever notice how non-black fighters dont dive on someone they k/o'd to throw in 2-3 extra punches to the temple before ref arrives
So fricking manly of course you guys don't get it
>hides aids status
>pozes you
Technically he gave him the choice to either knock him out or allow him to get in that position. No jury could convict him
>Makes his Hawaiian native opponent stay for the post fight interview
>Goes into rant about how the Hawaiian fires were man-made
>Makes him pray with him against Satan to save Hawaii
Most kino post-fight interview of all time
boxing is better than ultra homosexual central
Easy, Rodtang vs Superlek
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UFC exclusively appeals to the swarthy and low IQ. Exercise in general is bad for you as it accelerates aging and gives you wrinkles. The root word of "exercise" is "exert". Why would you exert yourself for no reason? You NPC, lifting man made metal in a man made gym. UFC trannies are even worse; giving themselves brain damage and bouncing around like monkeys for attention of morons.
Muscles achieved from exercise are not real. You are simply temporarily causing inflammation to create the appearance of bigger arms. It is the same as a troony dilating to temporarily cause the appearance of a vegana.
>Exercise in general is bad for you
this poster is obese
I am 6'0 and 150 lbs. I have the ideal physique women want. Chalamet-esque. Only supplements I take are finasteride for anti acne and thick hair as well as Adderall for the dopamine to overclock my brain into the mid 150's for IQ. I exclusively eat raw organs and orange juice. I also have an amazing career as a lab tech at Moderna. What achievements do you have, monkey?
Cool your jets bucko you'll accelerate the aging process lmao
And then everyone clapped
shut up fatso
Ah yes you are one of Moderna's drugs testers, pretty nice career indeed
>and orange juice
I was with you until right here, even if you're squeezing them yourself, humans weren't meant to drink 6 oranges every morning, fruit juice in general is food pyramid tier bunk science, you should be eating fruit. Orange juice is probably one of the worst tier fruit juices you can drink imho.
Drink milk and water in between sucking down coffee, aspirin and ephedrine with an occasional grape fruit
You are helping israelites at moderna destroy the world?
Cool achievement.
I agree with your general critique of sports as moronic waste of humankind power, but you aren't far from sport morons. In fact
>Exercise in general is bad for you
>All these mentally eel fakkin slaves
If you eat raw meat and fat(which has over 15 micronutrients that plants lack) then you'll build muscle naturally. Eat flesh to build flesh, not age yourself in a man made gym with man made metal
i knew you were a sverige follower. nothing wrong with man made things, we're human we have wills and we can live however we want. if everyone was a lazy homosexual obsessed with dieting and contributing nothing to society, not reaching for the limits of humanity, we'd all be living in the same caves as the other primates
this dude looks like the moronic brother from Oz
>Be 2005 RuneScape pk legend
>get positive attention
>Realise you want more attention
>Obsessed with serial killers and spree skillers
>Tries to imitate his hero's
>Fails and gets slap on wrist
>Hmmm how can I still be a contrarian attention prostitute in my old age
>I know, I'll just be militant anti vegan, hehe
>Also everything that requires effort is bad and I'm the number one clever guy and baby's first conspiracy is all true
>*Stares into sun and eats raw goat anus*
>Boxing is for losers! Money is for loser slaves!
>Please donate to my patreon for one to one Skype session.
>*Balding intensifies*
>Hurr durr durp
Exercise widens your coronary arteries and ensures you don’t have an eventual heart attack moron.
>*Heems you in front of your girl*
Nothing personel..kid..
i have never exercised. i walk everywhere because i don't drive, and i work a hard labor construction job.
Based. Fat men and mantwigs pay for a gym membership, I actually get paid to stay in shape. Imagine lifting a weight hundreds of times after your working hours.
I'm torn between continuing with just weight lifting and having a good body vs training some boxing as well...
I feel like having a good body but getting beaten up irl is pointless
At the same time I will lose gains and time training boxing so idk
gains are temporary
the bliss and confidence from knowing you can heem everyone around you is forever
True. I did it for a year (had one amateur fight) and now looking back at it, I felt really confident and happy during that time. Since stopping to focus on lifting weights and strength I have felt a bit empty and lacking confidence
You don't have to compromise much, lmao. Lifting 2-3 times per week is more than enough to mog 99% of people and you can easily fit in one or two boxing sessions in
one is fun
Why don't they do this more often?
>f-flicker jabbu!
>fa/tv/irgins are absolute clown shoes when it comes to combat sports
color me surprised
Is movie finished? it's been in production since covid
>I AM SURE TO WIN BECAUSE MY REACH IS SUPERIOR..
>OH N-
why are whites so successful at choking out bipocs?
>The way he pats him on the head afterwards
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
It's always satisfying to see manlets who turn their weakness into a strength and go for the legs so they can take the fight to the ground
was hugging a naked homie part of his master plan?
155 BTFO by 185. Most notable fights in recent memory have been:
>Stickland beating Izzy
>Izzy KOing Alex after being 0-3
>Alex KOing Izzy
Khamzat vs. Costa is going to be all around awesome.
Every UFC fan I've ever met is either extremely fat or extremely skinny. No in between.
Strickland putting it to Gynosanya is a recent classic. Him crushing the can as his hand gets raised was the most poetic thing I’ve ever seen in UFC.
I miss the late 90s and 00s where you actually had boxers looking like the left.
>watch insanely hyped heavyweight boxing match
>boxers are borderline obese
I fricking hate how "tactical" boxing has taken the stamina aspect out of the sport, they need to ban hugging.
It has nothing to do with tactics moron. Drug testing just got better.
Bodybuilding isn't fighting
Look at fedor
But why was 90s boxing a different time. Look at the greats from then they had sculpted physiques
>Look at the greats from then they had sculpted physiques
Apart from a stomach, this guy is clearly muscular
>All this bullshit when it's all about height
You can be muscular and not sculpted though
that guy could still rape her 9/10 times
Cope, Manlet
Just put your face in bobs brazza
Only a homosexual Black person will actually put any effort into fighting tall goddess, unless she is legitimate threat and not in cutesy playful manner and not tall goddess at all, but actually the Black person in disguise
But then again lanklets like you are known to be pederast trannies and you also seethe because until we will officially reach supermen era of mankind you will never ever be able to experience what is it to romance girlfriend who is madly Into You , that you can only kiss on the neck standing on tippy toes. Like I did.
You are Black person, you are a Black person. You are blackest gorilla Black person pederast I ever saw written text from.
Even he has girlfriend
What is your excuse
No one can ever truly love cripples.
I don't want a gf who's with me out of pity.
I do.
Beats having gf because of everything else, unless she is Is the Other One, like part of One with you.
Besides she is 100% with him Also because of his determination and perseverance of an obvious shortcomings. Every white cherish that part. This isn't like that skeletal white guy that can't move much of his body at all.
If woman is with you because of anything else it is better to just go for prostitutes. Or make them your exclusive prostitutes
she would probably into that
is that josh harnet?
sports are for Black folk. thinking is the white man's sport
>The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools (you are a coward)
why can't white kids throw a punch. goddamn. they need that serious six day a week Kickboxer/Wrestling regiment to even stand an iota of a chance against other races.
they think playing video game gives them great coordination
I’ve seen black kids, spics, Samoans, Asians get absolutely wrecked by little white boys as often as I’ve seen little white boys get wrecked by them. It honestly doesn’t have anything to do with race, some people just never bothered learning how to punch or fight. Except Indians, they’re just naturally frail and smelly.
people talk about samoans like they're bulletproof hahahaha
Yeah I don’t get it, I lived in Hawaii for like 9 years and I watched a bunch of them get laid the frick out just as much as I saw them knocking dudes out. They’re just big dudes with heart disease and weight issues, they’re not supermen.
Look at all that space. Europoors can only dream of this.
what space? all i see is 3 room 1 story cardboard houses and a street.
manlet rage
damn
Seagal would destroy any of these people even today
yeah, in a hot dog eating competition
>mfw reading Cinemaphiles opinions on combat sports
>MMA
hot
This thread really shows how many shitskins use the board
UFC 1 will always be the best. Every style vs every weight class. WHo wins wins, basically no rules. I remember people would choke slam each other and stamp each others heads woole on the ground shit was the best.
Yeah, all the current fighting events feel like a joke compared to the earlier ones where there were basically no rules and 100 different styles.
The early UFCs are definitive proof that weight classes shouldn't exist. Not a single one of those tournaments was won by the fattest guy on the bracket.
Are speedos the best fighting outfit? Everything else just seems like a handicap.
For some reason the Jujitsu and Karate guys would wear gi's. It looked badass I guess. Basically real life bloodsport.
I always loved the fabric and the sound it makes. It looks very clean too. You don't want to get your face mushed in another guy's armpit. Or feel his armpit sweat on your neck. Disgusting.
>Watching Women's olympic kata
>Really focus on the sound of their sleeves snapping
>Get an erection
Learned a lot abut myself
>Is it that easy
Always has been
Guy on the left has kissed Sarah Gadon though.
prime Bruce Lee would ice any person posted ITT
Lee would get his shit rocked by the average boxer.
>kicks a woman in the liver
>she immediately presents herself to you and makes vulgar hand signals
is it really this easy, bros?
missed the rapewindow
she lost all respect for him
Anyone ITT been kicked in the liver before? How does it feel?
Extremely painful
the only fight i was ever in i got kicked in the liver
i lost immediately
damn jeff goldblum can throw hands
nice kicks
It has big eyes, it was gangly
Welter club boxer.
I can take punches to the face no biggies but a very hard hook to the liver that ended a fight and almost killed me traumatized me.
>imagine the smells as as she slowly locks in a triangle to crucifix and doesn't let you tap out
>"Striking is the best form of martial- ACKS!"
Brehs how do you throw kicks. I got a heavy bag at home but I'm too afraid to throw kicks ever since I was a wee lad that watched Silva break his fricking leg on Weidman.
You need to condition your legs for it. Shit's gonna hurt.
Ah frick. wasafraid of that answer.
>best of the best is the strong silent type
love to see it
you want KINO
I'll give you KINO
>gaystappen winslol
>kino
"no"
frick you the 2021 season was as KINO as F1 can get
What's that
Last lap of the 2021 F1 race and the day the great satan of the sport was defeated after 8 years of straight up dominance. Causing seethe across all of bongland, black fans, the entire bong sport media and buckbroke the supposed GOAT of the sport to become a husk of himself
For me it's Sarah Gadon.
another one
to end the thread, i want to pay respect to the true GOAT, nick diaz
Nick Diaz is a prefect example of why MMA is a garbage sport with a ridiculously low skill ceiling
>proclaimed as a GOAT
>record is 26-10
>biggest win is either Paul Daley, a literal who nobody in a b-tier league who wins by swinging haymakers, or BJ Penn, who he massively outsized on top of the fact that he had hit the skids as a fighter
>hailed as some sort of genius striker
>gets out-struck by GSP, a wrestler who figured out that most MMA fighters's boxing is so bad a decent jab will confound most of them
>Brother Nate also has a garbage record and biggest wins are over journeymen (although mma journeymen are actually garbage unlike boxing journeymen)
Seriously mma fans buy into mystique so easily, they're so fricking gullible it amazes me. it's why joe Rogan is so popular and one of their biggest sponsors is a crypto exchange.
>he doesnt understand the art of the story
pleb
When is this meme remake coming out
Gyllenhaal can't box btw
Balloon abs
1. JBJ
2. GSP
3. Volk
4. BJ
5. Silva
this is the list