What are the four movies ?
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What are the four movies ?
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Daisy's Destruction 1-4
Meds
Take em
>eat the bug
what bug?
Go to bed Kappy
I remembered watching a video titled frazzledrip where a man beating a crying little girl hanged upside down and a woman with an eye mask running around making weird noises laughing like a moron. I think it's from daisy destruction. That was during 2016 election. So the republicans actually had the full film.
>That was during 2016 election. So the republicans actually had the full film.
Where'd you watch it at?
A mega link on pol
Kys
rofl
>14:01:33
Impressive
frazzledrip vol. I-IV
Big
The Burbs
Joe vs the Volcano
there is no fourth
MONEY PIT
Big sucked. Haven’t seen the other three.
L + ratio + you fell off
MONEYPIT
almost correct but you forgot one
but anon Darrell Hannah is a man
Stop toying with our feelings.
he has a man's name even, says it right on the tin
that's partica arquette
>partica arquette
Worse, she's autistic
It's crazy how disgustingly unattractive and manish she is in Wall Street but then she's hot in Splash and again in Kill Bill.
Splash was basically an excuse for Daryl Hannah to have her butthole wink at the camera for 2 hours. I was ok with it though.
What about Mazes and Monsters?
maze is the indian word for wheat
You beat me to it anon, you hit it right on the nose
>there is no fourth
BACHELOR PARTY
fortress grump you tard
dragnet
I hate you streebek
>Joe vs the Volcano
My homie
>there is no fourth
Never heard of that one.
You forgot The Money Pit
Toy story count?
the 4th one is Captain Ron, because Martin Short was miscast
>there is no fourth
never heard of it
uuuh hello, hooch?
Never saw 'Turner and Hooch'. Isn't 'hooch' old slang for booze?
Who cares? He's an actor. They're all scum and should be shown the door after 2-3 movies.
Why are you on this board?
he's trolling/baiting obviously. stop feeding.
I hate this creepy frick but The Burbs is "pretty good".
why is he creepy
Not him, but he's creepy to me as well. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Qtards think Tom Hanks runs a Hollywood pedo ring.
how do you run a ring? you wear them anon
>Q anon
obsessed
>nooooo my favorite pedowood actor wouldn’t do something like that!!!!!!!!!!!
just blow in from r*ddit, Black person?
Yeah I'm sure he became a Greek citizen for no reason
He had a really inappropriate Instagram account where he would post discarded children's garments in strange locales with cryptic statements attached to them. They were real posts and they were before qanon.
It was just lone gloves, not specifically childrens gloves either
Someday /misc/ telephone will be used for movie ideas tbh
Big
Apollo 13
Cast Away
Road To Perdition
Any of the films mentioned here gotta be it
Forest Gump
The Green Mile
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
This is probably what he thinks
he's right. the terminal could have also been a "pretty good movie" with better writing
There's no fricking way this fart sniffer doesn't think Philidelphia is up there
Idk watched forest gump recently and it feels like a very mediocre movie. It touches on all these real world events but not in a meaningful way, and the characters aren't very interesting with the exception of Gary Sinise. I mean it has some good scenes and compared to the goyslop that has been coming out the past decade its a masterpiece. It's just not as good as I remembered.
Frick you
I actually had the opposite experience. It was remarkably good when I rewatched it recently.
Replace Cast Away with Apollo 13
Apollo 13 was really good and the zero gravity scenes still is impressive
i would say this above anything, maybe replace forest gump with Apollo 13, and that's a definite maybe
Gump is fricking terrible. Big was a better movie and it's not even close.
Seriously, Watch Forrest Gump again without the soundtrack, it's a boring movie. It meanders from special effect to montage back to special effect. I don't care about any of the characters at all, they have no personalities.
Big
Joe vs the Volcano
Splash
Toy Story
Easy
Forrest Gump
Cast Away
Saving Private Ryan
Toy Story 1
Any other post is irrelevant
Green Mile instead of Toy Story.
yeah this.
green mile is such fricking schlock. steven fricking king? toy story is at least a good kid's movie
tell me you browse pol regularely without telling me you browse pol regularely.
Now call him a le chud and go brag to your buddies on discord about how you literally just now punched a nazi.
tell me you have a neo-vegana drilled in your taint without showing a picture of the putrid rotting flesh between your legs
>Reddit phrase
S T F U
I doubt he considers Toy Story one of his best. It's a fine movie but it's just a voice role, all the achievement was on the animators side.
The definitive list
Replace Forrest Gump with Bridge of Spies and you're correct
>no Apollo 13
Failure is not an option
You know that Epstein freak is going to say Philadelphia because of The Message.
Big
Saving Private Ryan
Toy Story
Can't think of a 4th.
Turner & Hooch
Road To Perdition
Toy Story
Catch Me If You Can
I liked him in Groundhog Day.
IMO:
Private Ryan
Castaway
League of their own
Catch me if you can
Only correct response in this thread.
He was so fricking funny in A League of Their Own. Really wish he'd gotten more comedic scumbag roles, because he's great in this one.
League of their own, good call.
Replace Castaway with any Toy Story and you're 100% correct.
Nobody remembers any more that Austin Powers stole the unending piss gag from Jimmy Dugan and it's a shame.
Pepperidge Farms remembers. Was there anything original about those movies? I unironically enjoy A League of Their Own.
It's probably safe to say that "obese cannibalistic Scottish henchman villain with giant nipnops and irritable bowel syndrome" had never been done before (for good reason), but the only inventive thing humor-wise was the naughty silhouettes scene.
>naughty silhouettes scene
1993 called and says that Robin Hood: Men In Tights did that long before Austin Powers.
Burbs
Green Mile
Castaway
Road To Perdition
How is this guy a movie star? He looks and acts like just some dude. Literally zero charisma. I refuse to watch a film if he's in it.
Nepotism from being related to Abe Lincoln
> He looks and acts like just some dude
that’s literally his appeal. cast away is about some dude getting stranded on an island. saving private ryan is about some dude getting forced into war
> saving private ryan is about some dude getting forced into war
...yes but that dude is not played by Hanks.
>He looks and acts like just some dude
Wtf does this mean? Literally every guy out there is just “some dude”
He plays a moron VERY well.
He plays an isolated man on an island VERY well.
He plays a stressed out, but honorable leader in the army VERY well.
Maybe it's not that he doesn't play a bunch of crazy roles, but the ones he would excell at, they pick him for a good reason.
he was "zany" in the 80s but chucked all that out and played "tom hanks" for the rest of his career
Brings asses to seats, likely professional and well disciplined and easy to work with for a director. Delivers solid predictable performances.
Bonfire of the Vanities
Pinocchio
Evan Almighty
My Big Fat Greek Weeding 2
Holy shit, he was miscast in Bonfire.
>Green Mile
opinion discarded. hack movie. and OP wasn't talking about "movies Hanks was good in" (which is debatable) but "good movies Hanks was in" (and Green Mile was #woke feces).
>Philadelphia
Opinion discarded. Although keks for Simpsons.
I don't even remember him in Catch Me If You Can.
Saving Private Ryan *yawn*
I'll go with
-Apollo 13 [despite Hanks]
-Bachelor Party [because I bet Hanks hates it]
-Cast Away
-Forrest Gump [because Hanks probably regrets this too]
The Green Mile
Cast Away
Saving Private Ryan
Forrest Gump
Apollo 13
...
...
...
The Polar Express
Philadelphia
The Da Vinci Code
The Simpsons Movie
Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
Inferno
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Did Chum Lee die?
Joe Versus the Volcano
Nothing in common
The ladykillers
Turner and Hooch
The Money Pit
The Terminal
The 'Burbs
The Ladykillers
rewatchability: 0
Four? Make it one.
Any questions?
Is this the thread where everyone realizes that T.hanks has been in mostly kino?
The Burb
The Burbs
The Burb 3: resurrection
Burb
Son of Burb
Burb vs. Big
The Burb (2016)
The Burb 4: Awakening
Children of the Burb (Netflix)
>tell me you browse pol regularely without telling me you browse pol regularely.
>Black folk measured their wieners with the wrong side of the ruler
15 inch wiener, boyeeeee!
whatever was his best selling four before 2001. afterwards he became a meme
Mazes and Monsters
The Burbs
Punchline
He Knows You're Alone
Cast Away
Forrest Gump
Saving private Ryan
Captain Philips
Toy story
Road to perdition
That robot one for Apple tv
Senile man thinks Cloud Atlas was multiple movies.
Toy story 1-4
Bachelor Party
Big
Turner and Hooch
The Burbs
The one where he tells that little incel to back the frick off.
It says "made" I'm guessing he's talking avout directing or smth
Road to Perdition
Castaway
Green Mile
Toy Story
he raped millions
LARRY CROWNE
LARRY CROWNE
LARRY CROWNE
LARRY CROWNE
LARRY CROWNE IS NUMBER ONE. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS GAYBOY
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Bachelor Party
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Catch Me If You Can
>Catch Me If You Can
never saw this one because me not can
A Hologram for a King
Sully
The Money Pit
Turner and Hooch
I never understood why people love The Burbs so much. I'm not sure what it was, since there were so many great elements. It's Joe Dante, a fantastic cast (mid-rise Tom Hanks, Corey Feldman in one of his last theatrical releases, Carrie Fisher in a movie), good production design, and a premise with potential...but I don't know. Maybe the stakes just weren't high enough, the tone not properly manic, and the actual nature of the threat not even that exciting. Maybe it pales in comparison to some of Dante's other works. Next to an army of gremlins running amok, a fantastic voyage into Martin Short's body, and GI Joes come to life, a group of suburbanites who worry their neighbors are simply murderers is just eh, and the broad Eastern European accents don't make it exotic enough.
It's a great poster. Very ominous yet comic, framing Hanks in the kind of twisted suburbia the film doesn't quite deliver on. This should be Blue Velvet: The Comedy or Tim Burton in the real world. If there are no supernatural elements at all, then it should at least carry the Kafka comedy and increasingly wild feel of Scorcese's After Hours.
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against this film. It's entertaining, and I can see why people like it. It is very quintessentially '80s. I don't remember, but Dick Miller (RIP) is probably in it. Just not a classic for me.
>I don't remember, but Dick Miller (RIP) is probably in it.
Dick Miller's in it. Him and Robert Picardo are the garbage truck drivers.
What's with that homosexual propaganda?
This may surprise you, but the rainbow wasn't always a gay symbol.
>the rainbow wasn't always a gay symbol.
yeah but it was back then you moronic shitpacker
lol a rainbow was just a rainbow in 1988 or whenever
>t. the burbs rental vhs enjoyer
>even back then utility companies were running gay ops
america is collapsing? while china thrives? say whaaaat?
I love it, but I think the older ages of the cast and lack of supernatural elements does negatively affect it. It’s got the same style and humour as The Lost Boys, but the change of those two elements stop it from hitting those same highs, and the mundane realistic nature of the suburban neighbourhood mean a lack of weird cool styles, locations, characters and scenery that elevate the Lost Boys to something far greater. Still, I love the unfolding mystery, the twists, the are-they-aren’t-they that goes right to the very end. Carrie Fisher should definitely have been given more screen time though, more of her being a voice of reason. It’s a great movie that just falls short of being legendary.
Well put. I think The Lost Boys is a good example of 80s gothic I do see the appeal of. Well, I guess I see the appeal of this one too. Like I said, that poster certainly does it for me and I love the cast. But the art direction of creepy suburbia pales in comparison to Tim Burton, and the villainous threat needs to be more interesting for me.
>the villainous threat needs to be more interesting for me.
It needed to be subtle enough that the audience isn't sure if Ray, Art and Rumsfield are just imagining the Klopeks are murderous ghouls or if they really are murdering people in the neighborhood. If it's too obvious too early the nuance is lost and the movie doesn't have the weird tension it does have.
>Apollo 13
>Apollo 14
>Apollo 15
>Apollo: A New Crew
Hoky shit is that really how Tom looks right now. He looks beyond old
Forrest Gump
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Catch me if you can
>implying he's not pulling a publicity stunt to gain a few royalties from streaming services
I never implied that you maniac, dont you have some pills to go swallow?
...Mr. Hanks? why are you on Cinemaphile
because I'm a big celebrity you clod
Snuff tape with little boy (private)
Snuff tape with little girl (private)
"Eating the pain" ceremony at Hillary's house (Tony Podesta has the only copy)
not sure what the fourth is.
>oh yea hirrary crinton bad rady
>“and the rest were absolute fricking gold dust”
>Green Mile
>Forest Gump
>Saving Ryan’s Privates
>The Ant Bully
Forest Gump has aged so poorly
(you)
Catch me if you can
Castaway
Savin Private Ryan
Road to Perdition
Forrest Gump
Cast Away
Terminal
Saving Private Ryan
based on everyones replies
Castaway is his best movie
because most people here mentioned it
I dont care what anyone says, that thing you do (directors cut) is my favorite hanx kino
Dragnet is unironically better than a lot of these supposedly good movies
For me it's
Apollo 13
Cast Away
Green Mile
Sully
Is it true Tom Hanks has a piss fetish and is seen pissing in all his movies? Any Cinemaphile chuds can confirm?
Big
Turner and Hooch
Cast Away
Forrest Gump
Cast Away
Saving Private Ryan
Road to Perdition
Joe vs. The Volcano
Money Plane
Money Plane 2
Money Plane 3
4 Money 4 Plane
>I kept inflicting terrible movies upon the world anyway
Catch me if you can
You’ve got mail
Charlie Parker’s war
Saving private Ryan
Big
Joe vs the Volcano
Dragnet
Bachelor Party
Hanks was peak 80s smug suburban slacker. Even better than Chase and Murray.
The Tom Hanks Dragnet movie is legitimately awful. It was like an intentional checklist of bad 80s/90s comedy movie cliches complete with a cringe credits rap.
Catch me if you can -for action/comedy
Toy story 1 -for kids/adventure
Green mile -drama
No horror movie yet released.
philadelphia is better than cast away
Toy Story
Catch Me If You Can
Forrest Gump
that's all
Burbs
Cast Away
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Green Mile
HANKS TOP MOVIES BY CONSENSUS MENTIONS SO FAR ITT:
16: Toy Story
11: The Burbs
11: Cast Away
10: Saving Private Ryan
9: Big
9: Green Mile
8: Apollo 13
7: Catch Me If You Can
7: Forrest Gump
7: Road to Perdition
5: Turner & Hooch
4: Money Pit
4: Bachelor Party
3: Joe vs The Volcano
3: The Terminal
2: Ladykillers
2: Sully
2: Splash
2: Philadelphia
2: Da Vinci Code
2: Mazes and Monsters
Entries of 1 can suck a frick.
Can't believe boomerslop like Forrest Gump is above Joe vs. The Volcano
I'm just glad it wasn't number 1.
Larry crowned Black person
No one liked Charlie Wilson's War?
nope
Saving Private Ryan
The Burbs
Castaway
Cloud Atlas
>Cloud Atlas
Unequivocally based. Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down.
>Castaway
Movie is legitimate dogshit. FedEx commercial, dude chills on beach of an island, takes a raft out, gets picked up, meets wife that moved on, goes to return 1 package because it had an angel wing stamp on it.
The movie is as shallow as the pool that they shot the raft scenes in.
Green Mile
Saving Private Ryan
Toy Story
The Ladykillers
Apollo 13
Forrest Gump
The gay Lawyer AIDS Movie
Captain SomaliBlack personkiller
Forrest Gump
The Burbs
Toy Story
The Polar Express
Apollo 13 is kino and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Greyhound and Saving Private Ryan are good too, I would happily put them into two more slots. I could be convinced to put a variety into the fourth slot. Green Mile maybe, or Toy Story. Castaway is an option too.
Cloud Atlas
The Polar Express
Sully
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Big
Turner & Hooch
Splash
Cast Away
Honorable mention: The Green Mile (but it wasn’t good because of Hanks)
Green mile, castaway, forest gump, the terminal
bachelor party https://heroero.com/videos/356/monique-gabrielle-bachelor-party-1984/
Forrest Gump
Big
Toy Story 1
Captain Phillip
Bachelor party
The Burbs
Mazes and Monsters
Big
bachelors party
the burbs
cloud atlas
saving lieutenant ryan
maybe an honorable mention to dragnet if we're including adaptations of tv shows
he's only made one really great movie and that's the burbs. he's made a lot of good movies like gump and spr but they are so so
Saving private ryan
The green mile
forrest gump
Toy story 2
Crooklyn
The Human Tornado
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Soul Plane
tom hanks is in several good movies but he is usually the worst part of them
he coulda made 5 but he pussied out of the super mario bros movie
He's ruined everything he's ever been in so he is mistaken. Seriously frick that Black person.
>no mention of David S. Pumpkins
>David S. Pumpkins
He initially thought Chris Hemsworth was better suited for the role
Big
Toy Story
She's got mail
Forrest Gump
Toy Story
Saving Private Ryan
Catch Me If You Can
Could probably find out by looking at which directors he dickrides the most but I can't be assed
Why would he be an butthole to all the cast and crew from all those movies?
The Ladykillers
Green mile
Catch me if you can
the DnD movie where he is brainwashed into killing hinself
forest gump, saving private ryan, cast away, toy story
joe versus the volcano is a really unusual movie
I'm the only one that's watched The Terminal more than 5 times. I always thought it paired well with Collateral because of the Jazz and airport bits. One is cosy and happy, the other seedy and malcontent, like pottery.
Volunteers
Volunteers
Volunteers
Volunteers
the terminal
ah the actor who normalized cuckolding in the west.
go ahead look up how many times he plays a cuckold
Wait, at the end. Was it his son or not?
It was yeah
You morons got it all wrong. He said movies made, not acted in.
It's going to be
Cast Away
Charlie Wilson's War
That Thing You Do
and Parkland
You know he's going to pick Philadelphia for sure.
Appollo 13
Saving Private Ryan
His best movie is unironically Forrest Gump
forest gump
bridge of spies
cast away
saving private ryan
Bridge of spies was crap.. never seen cast away.
Forest Gump gets full merits.
cast away is his best movie of all time imo. bridge of spies is good but he has better ones. At first I was gonna make the list of the movies he would say and forgot to change that one. I would prob put apollo 13 instead
Kinda hard to take your rec seriously when you insist on calling Bridge of Spies good.
The phony sets permeated the scenes, those shots were sterile. It was an unremarkable movie. Nobody remembers it and calls it good.
ITT you'll see it here because of the topic.. in no other thread will you hear it mentioned. Nobody will hype it up.
oh well, if you dont watch cast away you will miss some of the best kino in the last 20 years. Maybe the history of film tbh. Bob Zemeckis film. Possibly his last film
I'll watch it, but if it sucks I'm gonna shit all over this board, I'll ruin your rep.
kino to the highest degree
https://ww4.123movies-official.net/movie/watch-cast-away-online-19128
personally I really enjoyed cloud atlas as well and sleepless in seattle is def at the top but only get 4. Volunteers was kino and the burbs, road to perdition, I mean her has a lot of really good ones
ah.. ffs.
That's so pleb.
that's what you are
Cloud Atlas gotta be one of them
is finch any good? I will stream it if anyone wants to watch it
I agree with that.
Although I can only remember one. Saving Private Ryan.
I'd be hard pressed to pick 4 just like another anon said.
the four he's referring to
>Forrest Gump
>Philadelphia
>Saving Private Ryan
>The Green Mile
the four he should be referring to
>Splash
>Big
>Catch Me If You Can
>Forrest Gump
I'd replace 'The Green Mile' with 'Appollo 13'. He's particularly proud of that movie and he's very pattriotic. Green Mile is just sentimental drab and is inconsistent in tone in a manner that's jarring.
When Harry Met Sally...
Groundhog Day
The Shawshank Redemption
Star Trek: First Contact
he wasnt in groundhog day moron that was his son Colin
He wasn't in any of this, he was too busy too do them, hence these are the 4 he made good.
Shawshank Redemption.. yeah that's a good one. Too bad he wasn't in it.
The burbs
1.Bag
2.Furry Grunt
3.Tom Hanks 1 where he stars as a little Tom Hanks Puppet
4. eat my ass b***h
THAT THING YOU DO
DRAGNET
BACHELOR PARTY
THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE
Apollo 13, Forest Gump.
Leaving aside his great ToyStory voice work:
-Saving Private Ryan
-Captain Phillips
-News of the World
-Apollo 13
Philadelphia
Forrest Gump
Apollo 13
A Hologram for the King
He's starred in more than four "pretty good" movies.
What movies did he MAKE per se?
We don't know about this kiddie diddling movie making carreer, so he might be referring to four of those.
Apollo 13
Big
Saving Private Ryan.
Bachelor Party
Toy Story
Cast Away
Cloud Atlas
Toy Story 2
test
Definitive 4
>Forrest Gump
>Saving Private Ryan
>Catch Me If You Can
>Bachelor Party
Philadelphia
Saving Private Ryan
Toy Story 2
Castaway
Cloud Atlas
Road to Perdition
Big
Toy Story 2