What are the funniest instances of censorship?
 CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
 Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
What are the funniest instances of censorship?
What are the funniest instances of censorship?
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Unironically a better ending
the unnecessary ones that turn innocuous scenes into raunchy comedy.
censorship isn't funny and zoomers are ruining the world with it
Zoomers are ruining the world with your soulless dall-e trash
They literally killed Janet Jackson's career because of a nipple and you are getting mad at zoomers
>They literally killed Janet Jackson's career because of a nipple and you are getting mad at zoomers
The Brady bunch didn't have a toilet because boomers would have cried and shit they're pants
fail soiquote
Yeah janet jackson was such a big star in the 00s lmao
Big Lebowski TV edit
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!
Didn’t the more recent Minions movie have a weird censorship thing where Gru is raised as a good boy and Wild Knuckles is arrested,which completely fricks up the timeline, since Gru learns to be a villain from Wild Knuckles, leading into the Despicable Me movies.
The Big Lebowski's TV edit
>>We're gonna poo poo it but still show it
That's not censorship thoughever
they censored the original dialogue
Yes it is. It's telling the viewer how to react to what they're about to see.
That isn't what censorship means
thats called an editorial not censorship you morons dont even know basic definitions
frickin' 'mo
as fricking pathetic as this is, it's not censorship.
No, it's not. but it is cringy as frick.
Speech like this must be specifically designed to infuriate normal human beings.
It's like a sickness you don't want to infect you.
>Put a pretentious and self rightous wall of text before letting people enjoy things
Yep, it's modern "liberalism" alright
Is “inclusive” a dogwhistle or something because I fricking hate that word so much these days
>Is “inclusive” a dogwhistle
No it's a sledgehammer straight to your forehead.
I would much rather have a preachy disclaimer screen than editing or outright memory-holeing old movies and TV shows
I would much rather not start down the slippery slope by having these moronic warnings.
The warnings are in fact a walkback. The first one I remember seeing was on old WB cartoons a few years ago, at which time it was much more common for scenes to be cut or entire episodes removed.
I would rather get a old release with deluge, imagine paying to get some libtard message forced down your throat before you can see what you are paying for
Well anon this is the real world and in the real world we don't always get what we want.
So if the choices are censorship/deletion, or a momentary splash screen I don't even need to read while the actual content is untouched, I think the answer is fairly obvious.
It won't stop here. Next will be little forms you have to check off to acknowledge you understand how awful the racism is and that you won't enjoy it.
>opens link
Sweet buttery Jesus...
The dark gums they sometimes have are so nasty. It looks like a dental disease.
Street trash. Look at those gums.
damn I wonder why disney is losing billions and their stock has literally halved in value
Monke
who is honestly in charge of making shit like this?
i guess a better question is; who the frick is it for?
homosexuals who like to feel good about themselves without actually doing anything.
bonus if they get to feel superior to other white people
This shit is so funny. It has nothing to do with starting a dialogue and everything to do with not wanting to get cancelled by either side.
>We're hoping by showing this cartoon we can finally end racism
>*Bugs Bunny puts on blackface* BOY I SHO DO LOVES WATAMELLONE *starts shucking and jiving*
sho' is good~
hambone, hambone, hambone~
>either side.
Are you kidding. Movies show gay child wedding sex scenes fearlessly.
Why won't BlackRock just go out of business already?
People printing money for themselves don't go out of business without guillotines.
There's a write up on it somewhere but basically BlackRock force this kind of censorship and "diversity" knowing that
>go woke go broke
isn't a meme. It causes the shares or whatever of these companies to plummet and allows them to pick them up cheap as frick.
Basically it's just general israelite shit except not in the way people think.
That's some rather convoluted moronic thinking
Reads like picrel
Based mod, e-girlpedos need to be removed from existence
Don't simp for mods, they don't give a frick about you.
reddit moment
Holy frick you annoying pedantic homosexual incels, you get the POINT of what that poster meant.
>it was literally a different time
Why is this so smug?
virtue signaling always makes them feel smug
millennial writing
the twee totalitarianism of millennial women
this is so much better than just editing the "bad" stuff out.
No because the bad stuff isn't stuff that cant be shown or regular tv like nudity or swearing it's "bad" stuff like the villain called someone a Black person which the movie itself knows is bad but we gotta virtue signal over it anyway.
reminder they don't have these warnings in fricking israel where the actors are all the same color and know gal gadot
>"ja ja, vi all luv it, but yu should still feel BAD! YOU VILL FEEL ZE BAD"
I’ve had it with these monkey fightin’ snakes on this monday to friday plane
Definitely top 5 at least
yippee-ki-yay mister falcon
mother father chinese dentist
i unironically think bleeping out swear words on television are funnier than uncensored dialogue. i guess it's the same reason somethings can be scarier or more fantastical when left vague or unseen; your imagination just runs wild.
but yes, i can't imagine why a totalitarian shithole like china would censor media that even hints as the challenge of a status quo.
The game Brutal Legend has two options for swearing: "Let me hear it" all,or "its funnier if you bleep it out" cussing has so much more power when its a loud abrasive beep.
For almost a decade I thought South Park was supposed to have the swearing bleeped out as that's how it was shown on UK TV. Then I saw a DVD and realised it was actually censored.
This but with drawn together. There's actual nudity in there
It's only funny when you censor words people think are innocuous such as 'I don't post on Face***k'.
Censoring the truth is about the most heinously disgusting thing someone can do.
I've heard this opinion repeated since I saw the option in Brutal Legend years ago but so far only the old SpongeBob episode about swearing is the only time I've found the idea funny. I usually prefer to hear the swears themselves because people are usually passionate about their swears. Frick can have a lot of different meanings based on the tone of your voice.
Agreed, for me it's usually funnier with the censor noises. Aqua Teen Hunger Force uses its farts/burps well.
>Reduced his rank by one star
Fricking why?
Would you really promote a literal robot that high?
>implying ~~*they*~~ all arent
the only side pussy that loser patreus could get was his fricking biographer
>Just turn the scary violent Arabs into robots!
Wow very cool Germany
>I'll ignore they turn the scary violent American into robots too!
Why do Germans always replace everything with robots?
What do you think who are behind the AI threads
I don't get it
Post the Bane one
Why would the Chinese be upset by the ending of Fight Club?
I can only guess they didn't want to give any chinks ideas about becoming terrorists themselves
In Chinese media the police and state ALWAYS have to win.
What do you think COPS, Law and Order and 40 spinoffs are for? Real crime does not get solved.
There's the Chinese cut of Minions that adds captions to ending to show that the mentor character goes to prison and reforms because they don't want to glorify criminals. Their censorship is stupid but it's still more soulful then western globohomosexual shit
>Their censorship is stupid but it's still more soulful then western globohomosexual shit
They're censoring globalhomosexual shit, though. You dumb fricking Amerimutt homosexual. China can do whatever the frick they want to protect their people.
>They're censoring globalhomosexual shit, though. You dumb fricking Amerimutt homosexual. China can do whatever the frick they want to protect their people.
Tiananmen Square was famously a crackdown on protests against black immigration.
>Oh he go to re-education and become chinese gymnast
>Let your local criminals experience this wonderous joy by reporting them
That’s the opposite of soulful. It would be shitty but soulful if they made a crappy animated ending.
Learn to read you sensitive little chink. He’s agreeing with you,
Imagine one of these for No Country For Old Men or Collateral.
To be fair, it took place in B.F. (Before Floyd.)
what the FRICK is offensive about aladdin
Giving Jasmine a new song, it sucked
My girlfriend has a thing for live action Jafar so that's pretty offensive.
I think it's the genie dressing up as a female dancer as a joke, maybe they thought troons would sperg out about that but idk
It has Will Smith in it.
The remake is offensively bad.
i bet it's not the fact that there was a black man in a traditionally arabic story
I think it was the original opener song where it talks about thieves getting the hands cutting off and such.
>outdated
>2019
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
>Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.
WHERE IS MY MIND
>a no good cook
I remember when they used to have him actually say it on the TV edit
him saying Black person is unironically crucial to the scene
I agree, the censored version takes the sovl out of it
Related to Stephen King doesn't the bully in the IT mini series say it frequently but in the cinema remake they pussied out?
>that feel when censorship makes a joke worse by changing it from "he shit himself" to "he's paralyzed"
>leave the joke in about him needing diapers now too
I don't think I've ever watched a version where they say anything other than "He shit himself."
ready for a song?
Same vibes.
Song of the South getting erased from existance by Disney
>right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!
you sure this isn't an advertisement, but it's making me really want to watch.
This is the opening of a Chappelle's Show sketch about a black white supremacist
i believe that was season 1 episode 1
Dave Chappelle probably doesn't know that Wexler is a israeli name
>for viewers sensitive to issues of race
Couldn't be me
>How'd you get that scar? Eating pineapple?
>How'm I gonna get a scar like this eating pineapple?
Pineapples can be pretty sharp, Tony!
does walter really say 'find a stranger in the alps'?
you mean in the edited version? Yes, it's hysterical.
Why did the cut Chucklesworth from the original Wonka
Blizzard removed the line with Garrosh calling Sylvanas a b***h in Wow.
"Watch your clever mouth b***h"
Seemed like something Garrosh would say.
Pretty sure sylvanas would call herself a b***h
The I Hate Everybody sign in Diehard 3.
This. It makes the scene make no sense and it looks like those Black folk just attack him for no reason, I suppose it makes it realistic though
ayo this naked dude hate everybody let's kill his ass
They could have at least made it say "I hate blacks"
What show is this from? It's fricking absurd. They could have at least kept the gang black and I would have at least let it slide but this is just a painful inversion of reality.
American Horror Story
It always reminds me of the amberlamps video and how they made a movie out of it, but changed the I AM A MOTHERFRICKER to Danny Trejo and Amberlamps to a skinhead gang.
never mind that they made BadAss brown and all the bad guys white. They cannot go with the real story if their lives depend on it.
Clown World.
I thought this was just a meme. There’s no way they actually put this in the movie.
It was meant for TV. Movies could make a lot of money in syndication. Network TV especially had strict rules against nudity and foul language. Basic cable can get away with more. Premium cable can show whatever short of XXX porno.
I had heard it was the sign Bruce Willis was actually wearing when filming on location to lessen the chances that someone would take a shot at him.
I think they did two takes for each sign.
Have you fought a stranger in the alps?
Where is my pre-movie warning for homogay, feminism and raceswapping? That I could use.
No need that that warning. It's pretty much a given that shit is in the movie
>three pedals
AI image
some cars have three pedals: clutch, brake and accelerator
Ask me how I know you're under 18
how do you know you're under 18
Oh shiiiiii-
Or europoor.
Nah, I want those warnings. What I’d really like to know is why they never existed in the first place. Those things are morally objectionable to decent people.
you watched hollywood only probably. objectionable detestable shit has always been in movies that you don't know exist
But he's only pressing on the clutch and brake ?
he's obviously not taking a screenshot then
South Park has done such a great job in the past with funny meta censorship/bleeping (e.g. Jimbo not being bleeped when he says "gays" because Mr. Garrison says only homosexuals can get away with it on TV) that the ending scene of 201 was thought to be just a funny long 2-minute bleep bit instead of having an actual message behind it that Comedy Central was too pussy to air, people only found that out years later when the unaltered episode got accidentally leaked on Comedy Central's online streaming service.
Yippie Kay yay Mr Falcon
That censor was magical the first time I saw it. He doesn't even sound like Bruce Willis.
>GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD, YOU israelite MONEY-LOVER YOU!
"This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps" is great
"find" a stranger always made more sense to me. since find is a frick word
It's just a disclaimer. Chill out guys
>you money-loving israelite
Why do Americans cry and shit their pants when they hear a swear word or nipple? Yet, gratuitous violence is ok.
they cut a lot of that out too. Or at least they used to. I don't know what tv does now.
>hearing a nipple
don't they sound like a doorbell when you poke them?
that's outie belly buttons
>boioioioioing!
All of western culture has focused on depopulation since WW2 endangered the ruling class.
Death good, family bad.
Everything from women being employed, to gays, lack of housing, is all designed for this purpose.
When the demiurge created the matrix you can real life and censored your soul’s access to the Divine.
unironically, the first season of X-Files. In the first two episodes, they refer to their nemesis as Cancer Man. By the third or fourth episode, he is "Cigarette-smoking Man" because big tobacco threatened Fox networks. Honestly, it's the only real conspiracy related to the show.
An episode of M*A*S*H has an unusual censoring on DVD and other releases. Col Potter's horse gets colic, so Hawkeye and BJ have to flush her out. One has to go on the water tower and the other gets the horse end of the water hose. BJ says he's afraid of heights and Hawkeye says, "do you want to be on this end of the hose?", and BJ says "My feet are like wings, sahib" and dashes up the ladder to the tower. They flush out the horse and everything is okay.
The removed BJ's silly line in later releases, I guess because it's offensive to Arabs
Fricking Adventure Time is censored on HBO Max. There's zero indication that it is either. They've just quietly removed bits that might offend some lunatic somewhere, like this brutal and inappropriate joke:
https://webmshare.com/play/KbLOq
This is the real danger when it comes to streaming services and corporate vandalism of media. Anyone watching it for the first time would never even know something was cut. Hell, I'm sure plenty of people rewatching it wouldn't notice either.
How do we know the cartoons we saw as kids didn't leave the "extra bad jokes" out?
i've heard porky pig say b***h, but that's one out of 1,900 short cartoons.
This entire situation was fricked up
a møøse once bit my sister
The R-rated cut of The Toxic Avenger 4 that's missing 20 minutes of footage.
2012 was over a decade ago.