what are the most kino movie tie-ins
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JP3 had chocolate cookies in bags for mcd or Burger King and I remember eating them with so much freaking pleasure.
For me, it's the jawbreakers from the original film.
hostess makes the shittiest empanadas known to man
They're turnovers.
That's a snack pie dipshit
Little Debbie > Hostess
make me want to walk like a camel
I remember eating Dinosaur themed pudding as a kid.
There's still dino-biscuits and they don't have fricking feathers.
Misleading packaging. Modern paleontology has proved that the attackasaurus was actually a grazing dinosaur that fed mostly on berries and nuts.
Ah I see you've been viewing prehistoric planet as well
Holy shit I filed this memory away and you just unlocked it. I also had a puppet of one of the dinosaurs from BK or something
Funny. I was just thinking about these two days ago. I remember being a toddler and thinking these were puddy, the green one, and playing around with them in my hand as my dad ate one while staring at me.
The marketing for this movie as stupidly wide-reaching.
no one ate pudding but fat kids
Turtles ice cream with the gumball eyes for me.
For me it's Tweety
bomb pop all day erryday
why would someone order anything but a drumstick
Cuz u can just buy those at any store, most of these are harder to find
For me it's a Popey Fresa
SHEEEEEEIT
Are these dildos or what exactly?
Do they still make push pops?
I think so, just not Flinstones branded. haven't tried them so I don't know if they taste the same.
I had them before, but it’s been 8 years, so it have changed. I remember liking them, my favorite was the orange pops
I liked the ones that the box had a cutout of their car, and you could use two empty pop containers to make the wheels and have a cardboard Flintstonemobile
Holy frick. I had completely forgotten about that. There was one at my babysitters house in her kids room. He was a few years older than me and he…
Oh I just remembered some other stuff.
Other stuff?
He tried to touch me. He wanted to play doctor but I wanted to play Kirby.
The flinstones always shilled the weirdest products
Winston tastes good like a *click click* cigarette should!
argh my lungs
I liked the strawberry one.
5 of those little blonde b***hes, for me
I always got the lemon shark
Good choice
Baste
still don't know what flavor the white part of a bomb pop was supposed to be
Lemon
I also like hurting my teeth on frozen gum balls.
One Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich™ please.
Over here we call them "Ice Bergers", and when people heard American media reference ice cream sandwiches, we thought you were all freaks who ate ice cream on white bread.
>one eyeball is always on the forehead
>the other is done below, on the cheek
>both are halfway or two-thirds of the way up on the popsicle
>now you have two frozen gumballs in your mouth and are still left with half a melting popsicle
Who the frick designed that shit?
You're supposed to pop them out before eating the ice cream, or at least that's what I did. Sometimes I'd give one to my mom and eat around the other one and chew it after I finished the ice cream.
They were 'gum' that melted after a few seconds of chewing.
>being nostalgic for a time where your greatest delight was syrupy horseshit the Nestle Corporation sold to you
Frick childhood
the mexican ice cream truck always had spicy flavored ice cream
gross
that shit was good. just imagine cold tamarind ice creame with a tiny bit of spicy.
Tear jerkers cherry for me
I always got the Super Mario version
Damn I never encountered an ice cream cart that had both Sonic and Ninja Turtles. That would have been a tough choice.
That would have been a tough choice for me too, because I'm a fan of both Sonic AND Ninja Turtles. In fact, Ninja Turtles was my first fandom ever.
You idiots, you need to roll for your treat
add a numbering system covering 00 - 99 then you fricking flid
> no one ordered the Spider-Man or SpongeBob ice cream
plebeian
>SpongeBob ice cream
ok zoomer
Spongebob is peak millennial homosexual
Any of those gum ball ones were good but I became addicted to the strawberry shortcake
I grew up directly across from a corner store so i never had to pay the ice cream truck israelite
>being proud of growing up in the ghetto
i tried all of these and more not shown in picture but the best ones where definitely the bomb pop and super pops. best bang for your buck too as they were the cheapest usually. i remember they were like 25 cents at one point but they went up in price to a dollar over the years (as did everything else). flinstones push pops were also great.
SOUR bomb pop
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Remember seeing the Ice Cream Truck Beaner with his gay pink mobile stopping at my elementary school everday Wednesday and every kid would want either the Sonic or Turtle ice creams but he'd always be out cuz he'd go to the other school a couple miles east and those frickers would buy all of them.
I remember getting that Tweety one 22 years ago when I lived in SoCal. God, that thing looked like shit.
Watermelon Bombpop is the GOAT
Gengar for me.
Early elementry school, I get fudge bar. Later, I switch to Cherry Screwball and Cherry Tear Jerkers.
>no chocolate banana bomb pop
goddamn mexicans
for me….it’s spongebob
Classic
How do the CM punk ice cream bars taste?
strawberry shortcake was always my go to, maybe spongebob ice cream or tear jerker if i'm in the mood.
I bought a Bubbles ice cream, jizzed on it and made my girlfriends suck it all up
For me, it's the Sonic ice-cream.
>no spongebob or batman
These things were so good, the best thing that came out of that trainwreck of a movie.
FRESH FROM THE SEWERS TO YOU
Frick me, that's a hole in my soul I didn't know existed until now. Why can't I go back and eat one of these as a kid again? Even if they relaunched them today for some nostalgia promotion they wouldn't be the same.
Why the frick do my bananas have superhero stickers on them?
this is my proprietary material. you need to delete this stolen thread immediately.
Looks like mustard, is it spongebob jizz?
It's "Chillapineappleno". I had it a few months ago, pretty good. The box is just Spongebob's face, kinda kino
>copyright 2021
Jesus christ
no wonder it's 11.95 for a medium
based
SPONGEBOBS CUM ON YOUR ZA! :DDD
yall want anything
Happy days are here again
...pies
Happy days are here again
I forgot they made the "black" in a graffiti style
Those look like empanadas...
Fricking hispanics ruin everything. Black folk are worse but I hold a deep resentment for hispanics because of the way they act and sound.
holy frick
I didn't know his shit is blue
What does curry from the 2nd most famous hedgehog look like?
That looks like it'd stain your plate perma-blue.
I am a big fan of Sonic curry.
I thought those were perogies for a second
I thought they were some kind of cooked garloid that had yet to reach maturity.
Harry Potter dragon eggs - they were chocolate with gummy dragons inside.
Also the boxes they would do with the chocolate frog and wand. I don't even like Harry Potter but they were amazing.
I had one of them jellybeans from the HP trolley and the earwax one looked close to an actually good flavor, well you can guess which one I ate.
I remember attending the London comic con in october 2013 and a cute rainbow dash cosplayer fed me a snot flavored harry potter bean so I had to go hunting for an overpriced can of soda to wash away the flavor. Core memory right there
kino
Make room for the king.
I loved the Slimer children's toothpaste. It was just that regular blue sparkly sweet-tasting children's toothpaste, but green. My mom had to supervise me to make sure I wouldn't use the whole tube in one go
I can go one better, literally an empty can.
A local brewery made Ectocooler beer last year on a limited release and it tasted like the real thing. So goddamn good.
For every 1 cool beer that a brewery makes. It also produces 99 horrible beers.
A local brewery made a beer to market off of the Covid Fluke and it was horrible.
>https://www.brewbound.com/news/brew-pipeline-brings-ale-asylums-fvck-covid-nationwide/
Eh, the brewery is Pontoon and they're very solid. I've tried most of their stuff and it was all good.
they changed it from sugar to HFCS. its shit
I would save my juice box from my school lunch, throw it in the freezer overnight, then cut the top off and eat it like shaved ice before school watching the early morning cartoons on tv.
I swear I've eaten Simpsons(?) ice cream sticks that were banana flavored, and if the character had a beard, it was chocolate. It was one summer like 20 years ago, and never saw them again.
Sneed
Bart's head. They were good. Big Sneed.
For me, it's Minty Mudbath
>Ogre-load
My mom still has a pair of those in her car. The color has long faded away.
Checked and based mcdicks
*Roc Donald's
My favorite of the kinokups
>Croissant car
This thread is making me nostalgic for all the kino toys, even ones I didn't own that I got to see at friends birthday parties.
Frick toys use to be so cool and creative, now they're all fricking shit or the same fricking shit but made cheaper.
I don't buy or play with them anyway but I dont think there will ever be an era quite like the tv show/merch tie in stuff like back then. Pure soulessness but soulful compared to now.
Shit like mightymax and transformers, only shows made as giant advertisements but still better than 99% of the cartoons on tv today.
i had 4 of these and still do.
90s cartoon aesthetics are pure kino
a whole flood of memories just came from this image. Wow man great post
I want to go back
dang...
The ball was as big as my dad’s fist. How the frick did kids under 3 suffocate on that?
had to have my wiener recalled for the same reason.
Kids were choking on it?
These never came out
Then how did I own several of them?
i still have that pikachu it stopped talking a few years back though
>squirters
These were super cool
There's a Charizard one in my dad's personal safe, alongside all the other important shit you'll find on a house's safe.
I wonder if it's still in there.
are these still available in any form?
they were so fricking good
Western media needs to get on Japan's level.
As an yuropoor, I'm jealous about every burgeristan and Japan tie-in
>order pizzaburger, get game with extra content
>go to conbini to buy noodles, get vchuuba stickers
yurop got cool stuff like this
thats sounds more like a punishment than a prize
frick I remember seeing and buying one of those back in my first year in britbonigstan
If you ever ate more than one then there's a 100% you're an arab.
The only people i ever see regularly buying that shit.
The hilarious thing is that 90% of anime-specific merch like your pic does not sell. I visited Jap-land a few years back and for every EVA, One Piss, Naruto, or other "popular" anime food or other branded item. There were discounted pallets of crap that only the weebest of weebs would purchase.
The one that I will forever remember is a pair of gummie panties for some e-girl looking series.
Did you ride the trains?
Trains in Japan are interesting as no one would sit near me as a foreigner. Also received a lot of mean stares from men and the elderly. Overall, I was treated like the meme of "crossing the street when seeing a black man approaching".
To better explain; my girlfriend is native Japanese and I am a 6'2" 240 lb redneck white guy with a beard.
The scariest moment was when we were leaving a grocery store before returning to the girlfriend's parent's house. A few cops came up, separated us, and wanted to know if she was an escort or if I had taken her hostage. We were way off of the tourist path visiting her parents and where she grew up at.
Probably because you were a lone foreigner, when you’re in a group of gaijins they’re not as concerned.
Nice digits. This is especially true if you're outside of the tourist areas by yourself.
Traveling around Japan was nice. We went up to the northern area of Japan (Hokkaido) in late Autumn.
For landing the native girlfriend. My biggest advice is to attend a college or live in an area where international students will be present. That's how I managed to score someone who was attending medical school.
Wild, I've been watching youtube videos where this guy rides the overnight trains and ferries and it makes me want to go to Japan. If I do I will avoid doing what you did in regards to having a native Japanese gf.
God bless Japan
god bless them
Lmao, whites are like hairy Neanderthal cavemen compared to SE Asians
God bless Based Japan.
I’ve been wanting to eat gummy panties ever since I saw them in the Simpsons
You can easily order edible lingerie online that your partner wears. Either made out of gummies or smartie candies.
What I saw were individually wrapped, credit card-sized, gummy panties from some Cinemaphile show in a large display box that was discounted extremely cheap since they weren't selling. I've been trying to find a picture of them online but no luck with the search terms I've been using. I want to say that one of the girls on the package was blonde but the details are fuzzy as this was back in 2018.
as someone who lives in japan completely untrue, depends where you went.
Try to live in Japan completely true.
Japanese canned coffee is fricking dope. I can't believe convenience stores in the West don't have the hot boxes of them...they even have them on train platforms and vending machines spaced every 30m.
you cant do vending machines here like they do in japan. they do sell them in japanese grocery stores though
In Australia you can expect to pay 2 to 4 times more for anything inside a vending machine for absolutely no reason.
>10 years old
>go to mcdonalds hoping to get all the parts to build it
>only had the head, right arm and hat
>dumbass employee keeps giving me duplicate pieces i already had
>get older sister to ask if they had the other parts
>uhh those are the only pieces we got.
>go to a different mcdonalds a half hour away
>says they have all the parts
>gives me 3 legs and 2 arms.
FRICK MCDONALDS.
>has to legally call it puddin since it's not actual pudding.
between this, Shrek, and Hulk, I am convinced these food companies LOVE to do green-themed specialty foods.
Probably because they can hide expired food better
obligatory
Is that a fricking fleshlight
He's called "Mater" for a reason
you put your dick in that?
that godzilla cupholder survived multiple cars for me. literally stronger than the car. IT WAS UNBEATABLE
I had these Godzilla straw, but it was a blue one
Oh cool the Pz V Panther
I always wanted to complete this fricking thing but my mom refused to make me an obese child.
had some of this back in the day, and it was pretty potent stuff
Is that chewing tobacco?
Not a movie, homosexual
Wasn't Neopets just a front for Scientology money laundering?
Holy shit, I remember Neopets from 2001. I was just starting high school back then.
KINO
bump
still call the red ones frodo flavour and the green ones legolas flavour
K(ino)FC
nostalgia threads dont usually get me anymore but jesus
No wonder American kids are so fricking fat.
>mcdonalds/burger king toys
>dad we have to go everyday so i can get all of them! this time for real!
>"how about i just ask them for the ones you dont have?"
>no thats cheating!
My dad was the same except
>dad can we go to burger king so i can get a pokemon toy?
>*throws a frying pan with hot grease at me*
based dad
Ha, I ate these shits! Back in the day we had colored popcorn bags. Purple, blue popcorn, etc. Interesting they haven't done that as a movie tie in yet ala St. Patty's beer.
For me it’s
Groundball Grape is the most kino snack item ever made.
This isn’t a tie in
These were fricking delicious
I don't have a picture sadly but during Jurassic Park II craze there was a local pudding brand that came with a brick and a small metal pike, so you had to break the brick to reveal a skeleton dinosaur inside, like you were a paleontologyst. I think the dinosaur glowed in the dark as well. This was in Argentina don't know if it existed somewhere else at the time. I remember Lay's came with a plastic skeleton dinosaur you could assemble. The 90's were all dinosaurs.
The fry box is neat
damnit this actually looks good
yo it kinda looks like a yoshi jumpin
You just know
best by june 5 2052?
There was an early family guy episode where the world ends from nuclear war and they travel around looking for twinkie warehouses because it's the only food that hasn't spoiled
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4qtMpaX0CTw1GZs08JVVgjMsblPLL8vu
See how many of these you recognize
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Had these hologram cups for like 15 years, they were a good size for drinking water or a soft drink. I think my mom still uses them at home now.
that would be good if she did. i hope she enjoys them with the family
Had all these except the R2 and Boss ones
I remember these and the yoghurts they sold with the popping candy
Had the big Rex, and also the jeep, raptor and Muldoon
I had all these
the meat piece you could remove to reveal ribs was never clear to me
It's to represent the chunk of flesh removed after a bite from a rex. Pretty brutal for a kids toy I guess, better times.
god damn these were so fricking good
27 years later and I still use them on a daily basis.
They're quality glasses
>tfw my Batman glass broke when I was moving
Used to have the Riddler and Two-Face glasses, they were some kino shit. Can't remember what happened to them.
>can't post a picture of the LOTR goblet because asiaticmoot won't let me post images on an imageboard
when the sun eventually shines, it'll shine out the clearer, right?
thanks
these fast food toys were a lifesaver now that i look back on it. i grew up poor so i'm not as nostalgic about most items people post online in general except remembering starung at the boxes in stores or seeing them on commercials. getting these cool toys and collectibles with your kids meal was a godsend
I grew up poor as frick, and if I was going to eat at a fast food place I was for damn sure going to get full-size food to fill my hungry belly instead of "kid-size" with a shitty toy.
He doesn't mean he was poor as in he was hungry and begging for scraps on the street, he was poor and didn't get many toys, hence free toys with your happy meal were a good thing
The Naruto Sausage stands out.
Goodbye sausage
What am I looking at here? Concept art for Boruto and merchandise?
better than the films tbh sempai
sopa de macaco
For me it’s the senior sized dwarves turkey.
>the ring burger
>has three rings
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>All these images
Take me back bros
I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Anon...
how can you go back to a place you never visited?
>Take me back to all these mega tie-ins with conglomerates
i havent vrushed my teeth in 18 years and they are green
is it over bros
Right here.
The only one in this thread that truly interests me.
allergens: sneeds & feeds
They went all out. Cans of Buzz Cola, Krusty cereal
Lmao at americans they eat literally garbage
simple
as
When the female Ghostbusters reboot dropped, the only thing I was excited about was the cans of Ecto Cooler. They were selling them for seven dollars a can at the theater, I didn't buy one. I got lucky, theater owner also owned a dollar store. No one bought the cans at that price, so they ended up at the dollar store. They kept dropping the price and I ended up buying like $20 bucks worth.
At 20 cents a can.
What the frick is so good about ecto cooler?
It's tangerine flavored, so it's quite sweet. Also it's green. There really isn't any more to it than that.