What are the odds that Peggy would've ended up with Dale had Hank not existed?

What are the odds that Peggy would've ended up with Dale had Hank not existed?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    very low

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dale secretly hates Peggy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they get along great like in the Play and Investment episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And he intentionally ruins her birthday party every year that he can.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? And Dale ruined Hanks lawn and GrillsTRAVAGANZA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's just confused

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't hate her, he's just run out of things to say to that woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never noticed him trying to hide it. They both mostly dislike each other but their individual selfishness allows them to coexist as friends.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pyramid scheme products were actually high quality

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hank doesn't exist anon. You keep trying to force this meme with your made up KoTH Graggle Simpson OC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please his name is Yellow Hank.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        heh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, there was a guy on Gamefaqs who made topics exactly like this about KotH. Mostly about Bill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gamefaqs has some of the dumbest frickers left on the internet, really old timey autism
      I remember a 500+ post thread of 2 gays arguing what exact percentage of his power Gohan was using in his beam struggle with super perfect cell
      and it wasn't even there first thread of arguing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I always wanted to know how Dale got Nancy. Cause even in high school he was depicted as a weak nerd. And Nancy seemed to be a status climber at heart. That would be a good episode. How Dale got with Nancy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's shown a couple of times that Dale can be incredibly charismatic when he wants to be.

      He's literally faking it till you make it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KrSD6Bh.jpg

      Dale is unironically a chad that can only bag 9s and 10s.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill
    >most attracted to Peggy but it really depends on how pre-divorce Bill is like
    >Dale
    >strangely shares interests with her
    >Boomhauer
    >probably her childhood friend
    There is also a good chance that she would end up alone. Hank really is her true love.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dale is unironically a chad that can only bag 9s and 10s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dale has the charms but he's more focused in his conspiracies, boomhauer is Dale sans the kookiness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boomhaur just plays the numbers, Dale has earnestly attracted stone cold foxes through his personality alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. If you look up koth fanart by girls, they tend to sexualize Dale.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not high. Dale has standards

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not good

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zero

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    like 0, she didn't like dale very much iirc

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dale literally called her unattractive

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see them tolerating each others bullshit, if they did they'd quickly get divorced in the first 3-5 years

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