What are the odds that the Illumination movie will be the third Mario movie in a row where he doesn't get the girl in the end?
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What are the odds that the Illumination movie will be the third Mario movie in a row where he doesn't get the girl in the end?
You know Mario probably isn't allowed to because of some mandate, right? Also, it was Daisy in the 80s live-action movie, it was obvious she was going to get together with Luigi instead.
>Also, it was Daisy in the 80s live-action movie, it was obvious she was going to get together with Luigi instead.
Yeah, but the question is why they chose Daisy instead of Peach to begin with. Why write it so Luigi gets the girl instead of the known icon Mario?
Because that version of Mario wasn't the young, "hot" guy, which is how movies back then tended to work. He also already has a girlfriend in that movie, based off of Pauline.
I think they thought Daisy and Peach were the same character. It was a different world back then. Also this
is the other reason.
To create the character dynamic of Luigi being the young lovestruck fool while making Mario the reasonable experience father figure so he'd seem dependable even on his first adventure.
Hell, Mario's already in a steady relationship with Pauline in the movie, and he ends up saving her anyway.
Because stupid hollywood
Because some idiot decided to make Luigi the protagonist. Seriously, swap their roles and it works much better.
>You know Mario probably isn't allowed to because of some mandate, right?
I thought the mandate was that they're not allowed to get officially married. Or am I thinking of Mickey and Minnie?
>Or am I thinking of Mickey and Minnie?
They're probably in a similar boat.
God I hate the mandate so it's unreal, they killed the PM series thanks to it
What?
PM can live with regular characters, they just restrict themselves to NSMB and shitty gameplay
They clearly have something going on but Peach has to keep it lowkey probably because Toads have no concept of sex and reproduce through spores.
He didn't win Peach over in the Mainline games. Only her gratitude, trust and cake.
He already didn't get the girl in Odyssey
Pretty sure Peach was totally down for that kidnapping and only started getting peeved when Bowser got presumptuous.
Shut up, Bowser
The whole trio is in on it. Bowser get to have his own little princess slave whenever he wants, Peach gets to have the best of both worlds, getting absolutely wrecked by barbed dragon wiener down in his giant sex dungeon, all the while knowing her sweet loving trad boyfriend will come and bring her home, and Mario gets to play the hero every time, defeating the bad guy and hearing the whole kingdom cheer as he bridal carries his princess to the royal bedroom for post-rescue sex.
Then the next day they all meet up for tennis and go karts.
Then a month later they do it all over again.
stop anon you're making me horny wtf
This reminds me of some pretty kinky fanfiction I read once.
I hate Mario cuckshit like you wouldn't believe.
Is it really cuckshit if you drop the bull into lava every time?
It's 2022 anon, and the movie is literally about two brothers traveling in a van and ending up at the Mushroom Kingdom. A goddamn van. It's even more likely they make Peach a lesbian then have Mario end up with her. And Twitter will eat the representation right up and call it the greatest video game movie of all time.
I can't think of a single time Illumination has pandered to the Twitter crowd. Pretty sure it's a French animation studio that doesn't give a shit about California's values of representation.
boy do i have some bad news for the exact location you chose to mention
I just has a based president
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Only Illumination Mac Guff is French.
Is that supposed to be an amazing revelation? Mario always gets cucked/friendzoned.
He isn't a hero for the pussy chud.
I have seen a good portion of the working video and I doubt they will even kiss. It is being significantly re-worked apparently, but what I saw is basically a Minions movie with Mario paint.
>Minions movie with Mario paint.
If it's nearly as good as the Lorax it will rekt any NeoDisney/Pixar stuff.
Only DreamWorks and Illumination are still in the game.
Lorax was fricking shit, anon.
>Lorax was fricking shit, anon.
No.
You probably heard "Let it grow" or "How bad can I be?" 1000000 times.
The movie was iconic and did well enough.
Shit adaptation?
Sure, but if it manages to give us a coherent movie from the incoherent mess the Mario lore is then sign me in mufuggas...
NTA, but that movie was legit trash anon. Stretches a 15 minute concept into an hour and a half slog, with shitty humor and boring characters. If anything the How bad can I be song was the only good part of it.
I'll bite anon. If you're still here what else can you say? I like creative fake shit.
Pretty likely. A lot of modern cartoons seem to have a fixation on teaching some sort of "lesson" to boys by making it so the main character doesn't get the girl and the girl either decides to be a strong independent single woman or lezzes it up with another girl.
Thats a horrible way to teach a message.
Princess Peach is going to be exactly like that Fox Mayor in The Bad Guys or Princess Fiona. She's going to seem like a sweet and innocent person of governing high power that ends up doing something cool and badass and says some lame shit like, "I'm not just a princess that needs rescuing!". The only reason she'll need Mario's help is because she gets overwhelmed, not because she's a dainty figure where two koopas and a goomba and take her down.
Illumination is too fricking lame to do anything with Peach other than make her a strong, independent princess.
You mean that she will act lile a jerk and the movie will present her sass as a good quality trait instead of a bad one?
Someome who is always "I NEED NO MEN", will definitively not be the person who will be there to help you out of their kindness of their heart, but rather just some wreckless individual, who only wants to be above everyone else.
I read something called "The Girl worth slayin a Dragon" basicslly its about earning and givinh back trust, comradery, and empathy without sacrificing the light, or something among those lines.
100%, based on the ending of Odyssey.
When has Mario ever "gotten the girl?" At best he just gets a kiss on the nose and some cake, but their relationship is incredibly chaste. Mario's more like a knight or a bodyguard, if anything.
He did back in Donkey Kong
Obviously nothing sexual is explicitly stated but ever since he first rescued her she personally invites him to come visit her at the castle pretty often.
That is considered "getting the girl."
Dear Mario….Don’t bother
Seth Rogan laughs in DK
>Ukraine pfp
cringe, fitting for a twittergay
I'm just a naval flag enthusiast ;^)
>Progs now support Nazism.
So, the flag of the Russian Navy is the reverse version of which flag?
He already had a woman in 90s mario didn't he?
Why is Mario in Planet Wisp
Blue Luigi lol
If that makes you laugh, wait until you find out they own and operate a grocery store in the movie.
Hey bro you could at least use screenshots from the restored version, its on the tubes and you can find a torrent too.
If you ever track down a copy of one, read the original SMB Movie script from 1991. It is so much different compared to the final movie and is way more accurate to the games. Mario even kills Koopa by using an axe on a bridge to make him fall in lava.
third?
I always liked the idea that Super Mario Land is at the end of the timeline and Mario doesn’t get with Peach but just gets his own castle and rescues hot young princesses from other kingdoms
Actually, she was Luigi's girlfriend.
As a both Mario Flag first and foremost and Sonicgay second, I laugh.
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>Peach is gonna kiss Mario
>Birdo push her and kiss him instead
you know something like that is going to happen
i dunno, if nintendo has full control on this they probably want mario to look cool, reason why they got chris pratt for the role even if it seems unfitting.
Ofc the old movie had luigi's love interest but that movie was decades ago, and i think nintendo has a different mindset now, especially with how strict they where when using mario's cameo for Wreck it ralph.
It seems they have a specific approach on how they want their main mascot to be presented
Miyamoto is the Executive Producer of the Mario movie. He has full creative control, including casting and even finalized the script. If the movie sucks or not, it'll all be on him.
>Miyamoto is the Executive Producer of the Mario movie
More horrifying words have never been said.
No, he's a producer, not an executive producer.
In some ways, thats worse. It way more power than someone who admits he can't do stories for shit to have.
The thing is that Miyamoto is only a control freak because of his stubborn convictions of what a video game should be like.
Other media is another story, and he's got some weird tastes. He actually likes the Mario movie.
My question is...will this movie look like the games or like your generic illuminati film?
Mario girls are hot tbh
>Meledandri and Pratt defend Pratt's casting and working voice
>neither offer evidence to back up the decision
>Meledandri says he can't wait for us to see the movie
>in the announcement of its six-month delay
Cool "movie" bro