What are the three 007 movie I should watch first/
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the Lazenby and Dalton ones
Perfect answer
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
OHMSS
this is a good start. People hate on Craig but he was in two fine films. Besides, Mads Mikkelsen is always kino.
Dr No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger.
this
why the frick would you watch the movies in anything but the order they were made in?
In theory you could start with Casino Royale or OHMSS and argue for a chronological order but I agree release order is best.
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I bond burger
Skyfall, Spectre, No Time to Die
Based "I need to go to take an 8 hour nap but be periodically woken up by the sound of explosions so I can check on my casserole" list
>QoS is the biggest Bondfilter ever made
Yep...
Casino Royale
Quantum Of Solace
GoldenEye
QoS is the biggest Bondfilter ever made
Here’s a real answer:
Dr. No
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
After that you know the basic formula well enough and have seen the classics to be able to move on to others. Casino Royale is the best modern one.
>Casino Royale is the best modern one
no it's not homosexual
there are no good craig ones, but even then QoS is probably the best because it doesn't do romance shit or that much drama, it's very much a typical bond movie (so naturally the Black folk who despise bond all hated it)
casino royale is a piece of shit that literally starts with 1 hour of shit that means fricking nothing to the plot, then stumbles its way through the casino stuff with mads before discarding him uneventfully because they didn't know what else to do with the character
i genuinely think you need to be most moronic npc imaginable to like casino royale or enough of a gay to get off to the homoerotic shit
Relax, brah, it's kino.
it's really not
there's also zero chemistry between craig and green
Fake news
Real news
nope
yep
Craig doesn't have chemistry with any female, the only chemistry that exists is with male characters lol
My wife has a QoS tattoo...
Did she get you to tape it every time it's on the BBC?
The best are From Russia with Love, The Spy who Loved me, License to Kill, Goldeney and Casino Royale.
All of them are watchable though.
The worst of them are Diamonds are Forever, Moonraker, Die Another Day and everyone with Craig that's not casino royale.
the spy who loved me is overrated garbage, just like casino royale
>The worst of them are Diamonds are Forever and Moonraker
yeah you're an NPC-tier redditor, opinion discarded
Spy Who Loved Me is solid, not top-tier like some claim but very enjoyable with a few incredible scenes like the car chase where the esprit becomes a submarine.
As for Casino Royale... frick that movie
i think spy who loved me is solid but it's nowhere near as good as people say it is, just like moonraker is nowhere near as bad
like spy who loved me has a good first half, but it really falls off in the latter part and the love interest sucks ass
and what's infuriating is that the response NPCs always give to why they like it is
>JAWS was so funny man steel teeth perfect villain main LMAO
even though he's in moonraker and might even have more scenes there
>i think spy who loved me is solid but it's nowhere near as good as people say it is, just like moonraker is nowhere near as bad
TSWLM is way better than Moonraker, which is the same story but worse pacing, awful action and lazy writing.
>like spy who loved me has a good first half, but it really falls off in the latter part and the love interest sucks ass
Yeah Anya kinda sucks, I like looking at her breasts in every shot but Bach's fake Russian accent is excruciating. She even forgets to use it for some likes, so one line sounds American while the other sounds faux Russian. It's painful. That said, she's still more memorable than Holly Goodhead.
>even though he's in moonraker and might even have more scenes there
Yeah except in The Spy Who Loved Me, Jaws is intimidating and feels like a real threat. In Moonraker, he's Wile E. Coyote
i don't really agree, i thought holly was way better
i would agree that tswlm is better overall, but ultimately it's still moore-trash so it's like saying it's a 5.5/10 rather than a 5/10
this is why i am so baffled by anyone who says they love one moore movie but then they'll list another one of his as among the worst in the franchise
the truth is, they're all samey in terms of tone and structure. tswlm might be better than moonraker, but just marginally, it's not like how FRWL is better where it's literally night and day
arguing over moore movies is like arguing which fast and furious movie is the best. sure, the first two are better, but they're all kinda shit in the end
>shitting on Sir Roger
>comparing his movies to Fast and the Furious
all opinions discarded, kys
i was being generous
in reality they're probably much worse
roger was a good james bond, but his movies are complete fricking trash
homosexual
you can get as mad as you want, you know it's true
there's a few interesting ideas here and there, but they're wasted (like man with the golden gun), and the rest is just generic bond except with worse actors than usual and garbage scripts
people keep coping and saying it's because they're meant to be "fun", but they're really not, connery has way more fun with the role than moore does, they're just bad movies
>people who disagree with my trash opinion are just "coping"
lol
>purposefully misconstruing what was said
at least you are showing that you are coping
but no, i was pretty explicit, what's coping is trying to brush every criticism of moore movies under the rug by saying they're more "fun", as if that means they were somehow meant to be shit
and my point is that the premise itself is ridiculous since moore takes his role way more seriously than connery does and is far, far edgier
do you homosexuals even remember these movies?
>dude I must like the turds cause Im a contrarian
whatever pal
i don't, if i liked turds i'd like craig movies
i honestly doubt if even half of you Black folk that call moonraker bad have even seen it, for example, it's in no particular way more egregious than most of the moore movies, and a view to kill, man with the golden gun, and for your eyes only are all worse
nah none of them had those cringe jaw scenes, the pigeon, the pew pew and the rest
The Spy Who Loved Me is a top 5 Bond movie.
The first three - Dr. No, From Russia With Love, and Goldfinger.
The first 3 from the year you were born. That's 3 Bronson kinos for me
Start with Dr.No and watch them all in order.
Not that there's any continuity that matters, but every movie is a time capsule of its era and it's interesting to see how the franchise evolves.
And it's kinda astounding how well most of them hold up, very few real stinkers in there despite how many bond films there are.