What are the worst film titles you've heard? The film's quality, good or bad, is irrelevant here, only the title matters.
What are the worst film titles you've heard?
What are the worst film titles you've heard? The film's quality, good or bad, is irrelevant here, only the title matters.
Any of those ones where the sequels are clearly meant to have new titles, but they awkwardly take the name of the first film and stick it onto all of them.
>Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
That one doesn't even make sense. It's clearly titled just "Glass Onion" in the actual film as well.
Classic Marion.
Netflix forced him to change the title pretty sure. He went on record saying it’s supposed to be “Glass Onion”
I didn't even watch them or read the books, but those Detergent films were the worst for this as the films were obviously supposed to be single word titles ending in "gent" or "giant", but they have to have a series name anyway, rending it pointless.
Books:
>Divergent
>Insurgent
>Allegiant
Films:
>Divergent
>The Divergent Series: Insurgent
>The Divergent Series: Allegiant
How dumb does that look? Twilight did the same thing, and Maze Runner. There wasn't even a maze in the second or third films.
>There wasn't even a maze in the second or third films.
It continued the story about the maze runners from the first film
The Girl in the Spider's Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story
that's probably because producers think americans are morons (which they are) and can't figure out that a movie is a sequel without that being referenced in the title
Is there a single example of Americans actually making this mistake and a movie suffering? All I can think of is the Jap producers not realizing they already made a sequel to ring: Ringu > Spiral > Ringu 2
doesn't really have anything to do with the film
>Box office $39,924
what did they expect who the frick is going out and saying
>hello, good dick please
yeah and id be embarrassed if someone saw the dvd at my place too. movie is actually really good if you like indie drama
The title is a double entendre. If it's a romantic comedy the title is fine and you're a moron.
>The title is a double entendre.
oh my god, it is too! thank you so much for explaining that
>hello, good dick please
Wah-Wah
Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
- Redux: Director's Cut - Part 1
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer - The Story of Henry
Rambo 2: First blood rambo 1 part 2
Don't you guys remember the award winning modern classic Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire?
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning part one
: Origins
>Film
>Film 2
>Film 3: Subtitle
>Film: Subtitle
>Subtitle: Film
>Subtitle
>Film
>The Film
Forgot these:
>Film: Origins
>Film Rise / Rising
>Film: Awakening
>Film: Final Chapter
>is not the final chapter
>not even being sure what the title is
kino
To be fair, "LIVE DIE REPEAT" really sounds more of a tag line than a title.
Because it literally is the movie was advertised and released as edge of tomorrow with live die repeat as the tag line and they changed it for the DVD release
What do you mean? Cruise/Blunt/Edgeoftomorrow is obviously the title.
>CRUISE/BLUNT/EDGEOFTOMORROW
How come we never saw this edgeoftomorrow guy in any other kinos?
He died of ligma
All you Need is Kill is the best one
A Christmas Story Christmas is the first time I actively decided not to watch something based on the title alone.
Maybe not the worst, but I'm getting really sick of titles that are just the "The [whatever]." It's so lazy. The Butler. The Mechanic. The Consultant??? Worst offender, if you really think about it: "The Thing." Uh ok I guess I'll watch a movie about a... thing.
>the thing
yeah but the original title was "the thing from another world" which is a pretty major spoiler.
>yeah but the original title was "the thing from another world" which is a pretty major spoiler.
they literally show the alien crash landing in the opening of the film. there's nothing to spoil. Also the original title of the short story it's based on was called who goes there. which is a worse title than the thing imo
>show the alien crash landing in the opening of the film
thats the bad version the good version opening with the Norwegians
that6 scene is also in that film. the ship crashing is just for the credits. the actually opening is the Norwegians chasing down the alien on the helicopter
I was sure their was the version with no ship crashing since from my memory it always starts with the norwegians,, eh maybe i'm wrong but I have no recollection of the ship crashing and I remember the rest of the film basically scene for scene I've seen it so many times
here it is
ok I guess i'll take your word for it, you are sure their is no other version where that bit is cut? because I still do not remember that at all, I remember The Predator one but not that, weird, eh guess I'm wrong
>you are sure their is no other version where that bit is cut?
yes I'm sure. are you sure you don't belong in the dementia ward?
calm down m8, I already conceded you are right why result to petty insults?
I'm just teasing ;^)
it lends gravitas
Bhaji on the beach
Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar
Yeah that's a real movie title
> from Justin to kelly
Maybe it's just me but Quantum if Solice sounds boring af and the exact opposite name you would expect for a Bond film
cry macho
Leonard Part 6
midnight meat train sounds like a gay porno
John Carter
>Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn
what was the angle behind this mess?
It's a fantabulous mess of a title
They wanted to call it Birds of Prey but producers told them they had to work in the name Harley Quinn somehow.
Are producers unduly nervous about this or are audiences really this stupid?
>Glass onion: a knives out mystery
>Spiral: form the book of Saw
>Fast and furious presents: Hobbs and Shaw
>Solo: A Star Wars story
>The Vampires Night Orgy
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>No vampires
>No orgies
>Not set at night
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>Can't ever recommend it to anyone now