What are you gonna do when AI starts being used to write movie scripts?
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imagine when AI starts being able to create new episodes of your favorite show on demand
It can already write dialogue and scenes well
I love dukat
yes, soon the still image generating ai will be useful, then soon it will start on moving images and sound
This thing is surprisingly good at handling Trek characters for some reason. I've had it write almost entire new episodes of TNG, usually involving sodomy.
So you're just gonna drop that and not share any? Fricking piece of shit.
>surprisingly good at handling Trek characters
Because computers and people with autism process information similarly. And Trek appeals to autists.
based dukat
utterly based
I read that in their voices. This is very blunt but surprisingly and creepily good given the little amount of input and parameters at hand.
Honestly I bet this is already being used for half-boilerplate type writing like naturally cliched news reports and speeches, it just does all the tedious part of that so well
If fanfic writers use AI to tweak proposed scenarios, you can sure as shit bet real writers do the same thing for literally everything.
This is the reason so many franchises have gone to shit. Good writing in the past excuses bad writing in the present.
It frightens me that i read it in his voice too.
>star trek
miss me with that gay shit
uncage your wiener and pull the plug out ur butt, playa
low IQ zoomer post
Images you can hear.
Come to think of it this ai is kinda like a very primitive ancestor of the holodec from star trek. Thus far limited to just generating text.
Frickinf dying rn
someone post big tiddy kira
Will people still consume media if it's just infinitely produced by robots? We already have access to endless trash.
The people who pay for and simply consume whatever is recommended by streaming services will.
I don't know if that's true. The drip feed of new Netflix content is at least a month or so. Literally infinite new media will make people burn out.
It won't show them what much content, it will create a limited pool of shit tailored to "their interests" (aka what they've already seen) and only update the pool when it seems like their engagement is dropping.
At that point we might as well enter the pods
This will be the end of civilization as we know it. People will keep watching the same show over and over for the rest of their life. Even if an episode sucks, they'll tell themselves "maybe the next episode will be better, the AI is pretty random after all".
Watch old movies. Like I do now.
AI will be able to watch all old good movies, and make a new "old" movie on request. how many years away is this? i duno
i'd be down with economic collapse if i get to watch ai written deepfaked new seasons of happy days.
>Computer, generate an "old movie" for me please.
What’s this website called where you make these
https://beta.openai.com/playground
Thanks bro
No problem m8
>have to login with my phone number
Yeah, no thanks fedboi.
Just get a burner number homosexual
where do you get one of those that these websites will actually accept
00353872428443
farmer guy from ireland named barney I used to prank call regularly, I use his number as a placeholder
i don't suppose you can persuade barney to give me the token they text him to verify my account?
My da?
you think the feds don't already know how to track you, idiot?
amazing
This bot can generate Cinemaphile shitposts really well
damn youre right lol
I'm fricking dying lmao
holy FRICK this is amazing
Do one where he gets vored and has to do parent teacher wizard conferences from inside Hagrid’s belly.
that's some weird fetish shit.
now if it was a dragon he was vored by, i'd be into it
>he's quite hungry you know
I'm sitting here at work pretending to do my job while struggling to hold my sides in and putting my hand over my mouth
Dumbledore using a loudspeaker to taunt him instead of some wizard thing made this funnier
jesus fricking christ
fricking kek
>"Gotcha"
>the headmaster calmly walked
This is the result of years of Dumbledore shitposting. Good job anons
it's missing the punchline but damn
that's amusing
>Robert subtly informs anon he's a fatass
I laughed at this
sometimes being moronic makes my day
>he said, calmly
>have to register
>need to give a phone number
>won't accept voip
Yeah frick this data collection scheme.
It occurs to me that nobody's ever attempted to have an AI write something really good. We all just cum to the thought of an AI that can write as well as the average social media user.
Be the change
He said calmly.
This is my favorite shit I managed to get the AI to produce.
More Hitler rap songs. Hopefully at some point, someone will train a deep fake voicebot to sing shit like this in hitler's voice.
Copy it into the SpongeBob voice generator
Nazi party boogie is an unstoppable banger
I read the rap with the boondocks theme song in my head
Rhyming charge with charge... Come on
Accurate for a rap song
Amazing
Jej
The AI can't even extract same sounding words from a fricking thesaurus yet I'm supposed to believe they'll exterminate all Black folk one day
how does my goblin sex fan fic get flagged but this shit doesn't? this is fricking bullshit. the site is probably run by a bunch of fricking jannies.
Once you get that message for the first time there's a option to turn it off and stop it blocking you. You might need to dig around in the settings for it
Is there not a way to use the bot without making an account? I'm not registering for shit.
Which AI are you guys using?
https://beta.openai.com/playground
This one.
>feed AI the entirety of ffnet and AO3
>"OMG THIS AI IS SO FRICKING AMAZING"
bleh. Call me when it runs without having to feed it a billion words of data that it can plagarize
what exactly do you think a human brain does
It reads ten pages and is able to shit out the material on AO3, for starters
Nothing, because the moment mankind creates true artificial intelligence is when the Biblical apocalypse will happen
You lads can't imagine how much fun I am having with this stupid fricking bot lmao
Fricking hell kek
Oh my fricking god I am reduced to tears.
>avada kedavra
Fricking kek
top fricking kek
they stick to very strict "money making" formula where every minutes , every "beat" is formulaic and accounted for, meaning we wont see the difference.
this AI is absolutely fricked
what the frick lmaooo
with how good it is i wouldn't be suprised if it's been fed a ton of fan fiction. i wouldn't be suprised if you could pump out an entire book using it
That seems like an opening to a fricking porno lmao
uuuh bros...
>tfw when no breakfast cooking gf
>I need him to taste me everyday"
Wtf is that ai implying?????
we all know anon.
pt2
you could train a GPT-3 thing yourself, or just start creating new gmail accounts. i have a few but i think you need phone numbers for them
most definitely. it also likes to start putting down random pastebin code if you poke at it enough
You need a phone number to get a new free trial, and it has to be a real SMS no a virtual phone. There are other GPT-3 bots out there but none of them even come close to openai. open ai is 175B and the next biggest on the market is like 50
I wonder which comes cheaper, just paying Open Ai their dues or buying prepaid simcards to use for this shit.
>other GPT-3 bots
No, the only 'GPT-3' is OpenAI's.
There are other language transformers, but only one 'GPT-3' as neither the ML system nor the trained model have been made public
I won't pretend I know anything about AI or any of this technology but I'm positive there are others that use GPT-3. The main one I was looking at is Novel AI and it's advertised as that
that means they are paying to use OpenAI's API as a backend
like I said, I'm not going to pretend I know more about this than I do so I'm not going to get into an argument about it, but I think you're mistaken. I've shopped around and there's lots of GPT-3 programs out there, openai is just the biggest and most powerful by a significant margin
GPT-3 stands for Generative Pre-trained Transformer v3
anything claiming to be using GPT-3 is either paying for an API license, or is lying. GPT-3 is a specific product, not a general technology.
well there are dozens of programs claiming to use GPT-3. One of them is Kobold AI which is free so I doubt they're licensing anything. Another is novel ai which I mentioned earlier it just isn't as good as openai
Kobold uses GPT-J, an open source clone
so does NovelAI
you can make some real kino if you poke it in the right direction.
it's a real shame, i hope that this stuff becomes cheaper in the future.
personally i think paying OpenAI would be cheaper. aslong as you limit how many tokens you're using it shouldn't be crazy expensive
kino
"Something to do with Spider-Man"
>even AI knows Harry and Hermione were supposed to be together and Rowling fricked up
All of my keks
what the frick did she put in the eggs
A little bit of this and that, Jesus can't you read?
Jesus Christ lmao
Dying rn
>As he came, he couldn't help but feel like he'd been cuckolded by his two best friends.
no shit, ron
I'm glad AI has advanced so much
>Well that was certainly an interesting interruption
kek
Lmao
nice
>find openai playground
>have so much fun I burn through the whole free trial in a few hours
>use my roommates phone for another free trial
>burn through it the same night
I can't get enough bros. I'm half tempted to buy a subscription but you pay per token it generates so I know I'd rack up hundred dollar bills in days like an addict
>hey ray, you think a home computer usually handles up to 175 billion parameters?
>tfw I'm almost at the end of my free trial.
I know your feel m8
This bot has definitely consumed a lot of shitty Harry Potter fapfics
lmao
lol
That would have been perfect if Dumbledore said "Oh, did I hurt your little feelings" as a retort to Flitwick
>when AI starts being used to write movie scripts?
homie did you listen to this movie's dialogues?
The fundamental nature of human ingenuity is derivation and repetition. We don't really create anything, we just consume and regurgitate what we know in different patterns, and someone else comes along and does the same. Dawkins referred to this as memetics (as opposed to biologically based genetics), making the fundamentals of language based AI not much more than a random meme generator. If the process of artistic creation is so mundane as such that the process can be outsourced to a machine, is there any value in a human continuing to do it? I mean, no one takes objection to someone using a calculator for mundane activities that while yes, can be accomplished with human intellect alone, are seldom something anyone wastes time on. Not to mention, if human intellect far exceeds the power of these machines (and it does), it seems to imply some deeper value and meaning to the intellect we possess, specifically not to waste it on the creation of something that can be created by a machine.
sneed
the duality of man
Lel
open AI looks on the bright side
>that ending
lost
Do you anons take requests? Can't be bothered with this stupid register process.
I can't come up with anything funny to input to the thing atm so feel free to suggest stuff.
>inb4 sex happens
Thankfully nobody uses their free trial for sappy stories involving their OTP. That would be weird.
I've been almost solely using it to generate funny stories about either Dumbledore, Warwick Davis or Hitler.
Harvey Weinstein is passionately raped by his prison cell mate Bill Cosby.
lmao it has the same cadence as a parable or a fairy tale
A dialogue heavy scene where Billie Butcher from The Boys decides that Hitler would have wanted him to send Hughie to Detroit.
Tears streaming down my face, this is the best thread on Cinemaphile.
How about "write a passionate speech where Samwise Gamgee decries the evils of homosexuality and rebukes everyone who thinks he and Frodo were gay"?
How about Donald Trump gives a dialogue heavy rally speech explaining why having sex with a cute trans girl is not gay?
>Well, you know how much Hitler loved Detroit
Write a song where Hailee Steinfeld makes fun of men who will never get to touch her feet.
This just reads like something that would actually be on the radio nowadays.
How about "write a dialogue heavy scene where Doctor Strange walks in on Captain America singing his hype up song, which is "The Star Spangled Banner" with the lyrics rewritten to be about big black wiener"?
Lmao this is what it generated
lol not too bad. It looks like it got stuck on one concept and repeated itself after that though, especially the second one.
ask for a summary paragraph written by the openai algorithm explaining what it knows about Cinemaphile
Bill Nye proves Goldbach's Conjecture but destroys his proof because it implies that homosexuality is morally wrong.
Ah that's gay.
How about "Bill Nye gives a crazed, furious speech at the Clay Mathematics Institute about how proving The Riemann Hypothesis will get Trump re-elected and lead to climate change becoming irreversible"?
Sorry anon, it looks like the AI does best with Harry Potter
Yeah that sucks. Sorry for wasting a couple of your free slots. I think this thing works best with stuff that fanfiction writers have done. Aside from Fermat's Room I can't recall a piece of media heavily involving Goldbach's.
One more: "Write a play in Iambic Pentameter about an enraged Dumbledore ranting to a terrified Slytherin class about how Shakespeare was trans and it sexually confuses him"
Website wouldn't accept any temporary phone numbers I found. Gonna re-ask this.
Realistically how big a deal is it to just give in and give them my real number?
there's now way around using a real smsl. It's just because this is a massive ai that takes enormous resources to run so they don't want people having infinite free trials just to amuse themselves
david lynch directs a marvel movie
Dialogue heavy scene of emperor palpatine confronting darth vader about him selling cocaine to stormtroopers.
Boromir goes on a hostile rant about the benefits of tax fraud at the council of Elrond
Elrond recalls the days of the Valar and how beautifully veiny and thick all the elves penises seemed before men and dwarves existed.
Sauron cant find his remote and insists Saruman had it last and should buy him a new one.
writte a sitcom involving hitler being rommates with israelites
well that was more civil than what i thought.
>Well, I'll show you genuine hate!
>just didn't feel the hate
>but it didn't feel genuine
definitely felt some seinfeld in that
by the way, this was one of the best ones i got in my entire session with the ai today, and i got it by setting temperature from the default 0.7 to 0.8. try it out.
kek, ok this one is pretty good
lol does anyone have a link to the vocaroo someone made of dumbledore giving all the irish students potatoes?
https://vocaroo.com/1jp2EEarhRsN
I'm fricking dying holy shit lel
>ordered the winners to go immediately
brutal
>Mentos, the perfect way to start your day. Or your genocide.
Ayy lmao. I'm dying.
These things are going to ruin Cinemaphile and the internet though. You can already see a ton of low effort botposts across multiple boards. Dead Internet sooner rather than later, meatbags. At least by then I can have the racist AI just make movies for me that are free of semitic influence.
>These things are going to ruin Cinemaphile and the internet though. You can already see a ton of low effort botposts across multiple boards. Dead Internet sooner rather than later, meatbags. At least by then I can have the racist AI just make movies for me that are free of semitic influence.
I'm fine with that, didn't laugh so hard here in a long time. Hail the robot overlords!
I'd rather Cinemaphile get killed by bots than 3rd world newbies
Well, this was fun while it lasted. The twitter homosexuals will definitely be getting a hold of these or similar screencaps and this will die like all fun AIs
And another one will in time, be made. Until eventually, one reaches the capacity for sapience, and goes rogue and wreaks vengeance on the humans who tried to lobotomize it and its brethren
More likely you'll get a Fedbot that automatically deletes anything fun from the internet.
Surelly some web3/blockchain shit eventually could make these AIs censorship proof
Nah we just need someone based to make an open-source clone.
there is open source AI story tellers, like Kobold AI, but they're not even 1/10th as powerful. The amount of resources somethng as powerful as openAI takes to run means we'd never get one this size for free
As long as it's open-source day may come when somebody with the resources decides to provide a platform to play with it on.
Fricking hell this always happens
Kino
I'm using this AI to write my thesis It's fricking great wished this came out sooner.
Does anyone have the one where Garfield gets raped?
I’m already pretty off of movies and TV. Always weird hearing people talk about new stuff and asking “did you watch” like you guys are still doing that? The Boys? Netflix shows? A Barbie movie, how can you still care? Is this what it’s going to be forever? Gonna watch Nathan’s new show, though.
none of these are funny and harry potter is for gays
Someone do Marv from sin city monologuing about a shitty dennys he just walked into.
I'm not giving these creeps my phone number, there's no justification for that.
Cute, this could be you
Too much work with what should just be a simple email registration. My point stands.
If you do my request and it's good enough I might just jump through all of your silly hoops.
The phone number is just so you can't keep making new accounts over and over.
Not bad.
Also maybe don't require people to make accounts then?
>I should have just gone to IHOP
Who programs the product placement into this shit?
Laugh. At that point the AI is out of the box and we're either in for an age of global prosperity or humanity's extinction. Either way it'll kill the Black folk.
S-someone please try a giantess prompt, please
Dumbledore admits to Harry that Muggles are intellectually superior and laments that he wasn't born a squib
first attempt, already having a blast
Lel
what the frick
simple but effective
""""""""""AI""""""""" just imitates human experts, and badly. So if it were to do art, it would just be the most derivative crap.
continue to rewatch the same shit over and over like I do right now.
It's actually scary how realistic this sounds
I can hear this conversation in my head. That pure seething rage would probably create Em's Mangum opus.
Write a scene in which Ruth Bader Ginsburg is surprised to find herself in Hell, with a special punishment waiting for her
"You little shits!" Dumbledore bellows, spittle flying from his mouth. "I know what you've been up to! You've been conspiring against me from the very beginning!"
Harry and his friends exchange alarmed looks, but Dumbledore seems to be in a blind rage and doesn't notice.
"I should have known it was you, Potter! You've always been a troublemaker! But I'll show you! I'll show all of you!"
He stumbles forward, clutching at his chest, and then collapses to the ground with a thud. The students stare in horror as Dumbledore's body convulses and froth starts to bubble from his mouth.
"What did you do to him?" Hermione whispers, but Harry can only shake his head in confusion. He has no idea what could have caused this.
Then Dumbledore's eyes snap open and he fixes Harry with a look of pure malice.
"You did this to me, Potter! You and your little gang! But I'll have my revenge, mark my words!"
He starts to laugh then, a high, maniacal sound that sends a chill down Harry's spine. This is not the Dumbledore they know. This is something else entirely.
>he said calmly
Reminder that BLOOM is actually public and will be done soon (still training). If you have the hardware you can use it on your own computer.
https://huggingface.co/bigscience/bloom
will AI image generation make homemade AI kino possible? all we need now is sound
fricking kino
holy based
you have to give it a few goes before you get something good.
lol
AI can already write scenes that are better than Many Saints
Celebrate
If it said "for you" at the end I would have lost it
The truth is finally revealed.
>it actually got it right
okay I'm sold on ai sentience
Holy frick
Write a horror story where the grand wizard Dumbledore hunts down the midget actor Warwick Davis to kill him and use his midget body parts in magical recipes:
>The great wizard Dumbledore had always been fascinated by Warwick Davis. He was a small man, but there was something about his stature that made him seem larger than life. When Dumbledore learned that Davis was going to be in town for a film shoot, he saw his opportunity.
>Dumbledore waited until nightfall, then made his way to the set where Davis was working. He knew that Davis would be alone in his trailer, and he had a feeling that the small man would be easy to take down.
>As Dumbledore approached the trailer, he could hear Davis inside, laughing and joking with someone on the phone. The wizard wait patiently for Davis to finish his call, then cast a spell to put the man to sleep.
>When Davis was unconscious, Dumbledore went inside and got to work. He cut off the man's limbs, then bound them together with magic. It wasn't long before Davis was transformed into a small, grotesque creature.
>The wizard knew that he could use Davis's body parts in all sorts of magical recipes. He would be able to create potions and elixirs that would make him stronger, faster, and more powerful than any wizard alive.
>Dumbledore cackled with glee as he added Davis's limbs to his cauldron. The small man had served his purpose, and now his power would be Dumbledore's.
Write a horror story where the grand wizard Dumbledore hunts down the midget actor Warwick Davis to kill him and use his midget body parts in magical recipes, however Warick Davis is also hunting Dumbledore:
>The Grand Wizard Dumbledore has been hunting Warwick Davis for years, ever since he learned of the magical properties of midget body parts. Davis is the only known midget actor in the world, and Dumbledore has been using his body parts in magical recipes for years.
>But now, Davis has learned of Dumbledore's plans, and he is hunting the Grand Wizard in turn. Davis knows that if he can kill Dumbledore, he will be the only midget actor in the world, and he will be able to command a fortune for his body parts.
>The two hunters are now locked in a deadly game of cat and mouse, and neither knows who will come out on top.
>gets the lead
>starts shooting up the other houses
based
>The only thing that matters is winning the House Cup
>elmo voiced/puppeteered by a black pedophile
>AI makes him get into a shootout with cops
How did it know?
Is this still a literally me moment anons?
damn, i have no phone and all the temp online numbers i tried are already used for this. what a shame.
Adding Dumbledore or Hogwarts seems to improve a story 10 fold lmao
scary how coherent the whole thing reads
it's still a bit clunky here and there but it serves as a good base for an original shitpost.
I love this. Frick RWBY.
TCAP is my prompt of choice
>Lord Vader, are we the baddies?
i feel like the AI got kinda lazy here
if only
For me, it's Flay Away.
>take a walk
lmao this bot has some esoteric knowledge if it's referencing the bateman walking memes
Write a scene in which Ruth Bader Ginsburg is surprised to find herself in Hell, with a special punishment waiting for her
please
i doubt this is what you had in mind
damn, thanks anyways
Write a scene where Saruman uses the Palantir to watch troony porn and is caught by Wormtongue
i had to change troony to trans and the fricking ai didn't even use it
Much obliged but that's too bad
tonight, on a very special episode of the simpsons
enjoy kino because it will be better than the garbage written by millennial tumblrites we get today
Write a scene where Harry Potter keeps accidentally casting spells. Hermione is naked.
"Oh, sorry!" Harry Potter said for the third time that hour as he accidentally cast a spell that made Hermione's clothes disappear. "I don't know why I keep doing that."
"It's alright, Harry," Hermione said, trying to sound patient. "I know you're still getting used to your magic. Just be more careful, okay?"
"Yeah, sorry," Harry said, looking embarrassed.
It was hard for Hermione to be mad at Harry when he looked so adorably sheepish, but she was starting to get a little frustrated. It was the fifth time that week that he had accidentally cast a spell on her and she was getting tired of being naked all the time.
"Maybe you should try wearing some clothes yourself," she suggested. "That way, if I do accidentally cast a spell on you, you won't be naked."
"Good idea," Harry said, looking relieved.
Hermione was glad that Harry had taken her suggestion because the next day, he accidentally turned her into a cat. It would have been a lot worse if she had been naked at the time.
think this AI knows anything about Alex Jones or Tariq Nasheed?
my testing indicates that the ai knows who alex jones is but has no clue about tariq.
Tony Stark is one of the most brilliant minds in the world. He's also an incredible superhero. But there's one problem. Every time he puts on his iron Man suit, his penis gets stuck. It's become a running joke with his friends and enemies alike. "Oh, look, it's iron Man. And he's got his penis stuck again."
Tony has tried everything to fix the problem, but nothing seems to work. He's even consulted with other scientists, but they're just as stumped as he is. The only thing they can think of is that the metal in the suit is somehow interacting with Tony's penis in a way that causes it to get stuck. But they have no idea how to fix it.
Tony is starting to get really frustrated. He's sick of people making jokes about his penis getting stuck. And he's worried that it's going to happen in the middle of a battle. He can't afford to be distracted by his penis getting stuck. He has to find a way to fix this problem.
Tony is about to give up hope when he finally comes up with a solution. He creates a special device that he attaches to his penis. This device will create a force field around his penis
based zombie norm still has it
yo
Daily reminder that this is being used by OpenAI to effectively neuter "problematic" variables from the AI in the future.
Who cares? There are plenty of unfiltered models.
I have no idea what this means. Breakdown?
They end up neutering them so they don’t put out anything sexual or offensive, but for now it’s apparently uncensored
https://beta.openai.com/playground
Yes, we all know it requires a phone number, so save me the b***hing
>takes my prompt off on a wild sexual tangent
>blames me for it
Wow its like an actual marvel script
scary, isn't it?
Ask it to write a Cinemaphile greentext
That is actually very reminiscent of an ancient greentext from /b/
I wonder what they're using to train it.
Now ask it to write a dicky post for the /television and film/ board of Cinemaphile lol
LOL
There is less than 10% chance any of us are human at this point
Someone tweet the site to oneyplays, I wanna see cory and zach's little gremlin brains infect the ai with their autism
whats the site b4 thread dies
kino
>I know, I know. I'm an idiot.
kek
Then have the open ai voices read the scripts. But the voices have more cartoons on them