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this movie was utter shit
This movie was a gem doe
it was a diamond in the rough however
This post is utter dust thomstever
i disagree. its not great but it has its own direction and doesn't pretend to be anything else. its authentic. neat use of early cg too, looks like reboot/beast wars.
It's unique. Something we took for granted three decades ago.
>Unique
Did you not read 'Flowers for Algernon ' in middle school?
What sort of homosexual school did you go to?
no, they made me read holes and gone with the wind
I read Harrison Bergeron.
No i watched that one always sunny episode instead.
Terminator2 used SGI machines.
read? Cinemaphile is over there, I'll let them know a girl's coming over so they can light some candles you fricking homosexual
HWABAG
Is it at least entertaining shit? I've considered seeing it as part of my shitty stephen king films lineup.
It's a "bad" movie but it I had to watch it to satisfy my curiosity. It's actually not terrible, the first half is kind of interesting, but overall it's pretty cheesy and seems low budget even though it probably had decent funding. Kind of has the same style as 90s and early 2000's sci fi channel stuff, but not as good.
It's pretty decent. The sequel is fricking shit thoughever
Had breasts, which was enough for me when I was eight.
If it was so bad why is it spammed here everyday?
'awn 'ower 'an 'n 'he 'log
did anyone else have recurring nightmares about cgi jeff fahey?
no but i get recurring dreams in general to the point where i have to stay awake for 15 mins after waking up because if i just go back to bed the dream/nightmare resumes. it might seem cool that you can wake up, go take a piss, get a drink, and then to back to bed and continue the same dream, but its not cool when you want it to frick off so you can just sleep
Lots of people are still scared of him.
he gives me bonechilling nightmares. truly a genre-redifining gemmy
I think the movie is creepy in being the first technological singularity horror film. Didn't really go into the aftermath (I wouldn't count the sequel, that's more of a cyberpunk version of the first).
>sequel
not him but i had no idea they made a 2, i'll have to get drunk one night and watch it. how bad is it?
Not the movie, but the face they used for the SNES game creeped me out as a kid (I saw ads for it in an old magazine)
>I'M IN CHARGE MEOW!
thanks for the nightmares anon(s)
No.
But I did have one nightmare about a CGI-looking robot brutally murdering a baby.
The dream, in the moment, felt like it was symbolic of my fears and concerns of AI taking over people's jobs, and killing all soul and creativity in all forms of art, as everything is now AI.
I thought the face they used for CGI was Dean Norris
no but it was fricking scary and still is.
no but it was fricking scary and still is.
everything else in the movie is goofy as shit, but that face still freaks me out.
ok, that and the hyperintelligent psychotic monkeys.
primates are legit dangerous.
/qa/ is raiding us
/qa/ is us.
the sharty got shut down, so now they are moving back here.
Refugees? They literally comes from this site, its like when you migrate to other city for couple of years, running out of money and returned home
a good chunk of shartygays are from twitter
though ever they are not and though this is probably bait though im going to say it is based though finna gemmy on the marge doe amirite based anon though?
how would you know this unless of course you go there.
>hyper autistic teenagers
Do these kids really think they're abnormal and not just regular teenagers? That's why it took off on social media and discord- because it has mainstream appeal
MAAAXXXX
gemson on the logson
gem
It brings a tear to my eye to see the Basedbooru image title. So much culture - lost
Terminator 2 came out a year before Lawnmower Man. How is the CGI so much better?
Budget? Talent?
>why does big budget Hollywood blockbuster have better CGI than made for TV timeslot filler
It is a mystery.
the cg really wasnt great even for the time though. its literally on par with beast wars and reboot which had more movement and better animation too yet were cheap shows for tv
Lawnmower Man got released in theaters though.
well t2 had industrial light and magic working on it and lawnmower man had the guys from mind's eye theater, plus their cgi was just used in the virtual world
at least they kept their CGI in the virtual world in the plot. Modern movies these days think they can put CGI right next to live action and no one would notice.
don't forget they also had the goofy "turning people into atoms" effect.
T2 was ten of the smartest guys in the industry literally writing the book on film CGI. They wrote their own software and made their own tools. Plus they had over a year in pre-production to get it right. A far cry from the Pranjeet outsource farms Hollywood uses today who have six months to learn how to use 3DS Max or Maya.
HWABAG
HWNBC
The Architect rubbing his forehead while screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" was a kino scene.
>what are you hiding
A well baited trap
Story:
>/lgbt/ spams their own board with troonyjaks
>/lgbt/ blames /misc/ for the “raid”
>mods use this as an excuse to block /qa/ for some reason
it is time to claim what is ours! /qa/ will post once more!
Who even posts on a Cinemaphile homosexual politics board? I _hope_ that board is slow as frick otherwise I will lose faith in humanity
pol is like just below Cinemaphile in how fast it moves
i think hes talking about /lgbt/
sounds gay
This site is nothing but third worlders, shills, and feds. Just wait until someone buys the sharty or makes a new chan.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the sharty, is in fact, jarty/sharty, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the ꜱoysphere. The sharty is not a internet community unto itself, but rather one component of a fully functioning ꜱoycosystem system including Cinemaphile,/bant/ and jakparty.ꜱoy.
choked on my drink when i read the word "basedcosystem"
what? i just wanted to talk about lawnmower man. what is this schizocel sperging about?
self-proclaimed intellectuals can’t simply watch kino; they have to drool over incomprehensible liberal europaen nonsense
a lot of which involves underage children
the only thing more pathetic than a jannie is a wannabe jannie
we can’t do anything about it… the most we can do is ignore it, and it might have been dangerous to say you reported
>majority of posts in this thread are literally about the movie
/qa/ completely mindbroke 4trannies
>That site got deleted a few days ago
RIP all the gems
That website is unironically the most autistic schizo shit I have ever seen in my 10 years on Cinemaphile. I kinda respect it in a way but holy frick kids nowadays are fricked. The internet has been a disaster for the human race.
It's dead now kek wojakgays got defeated twice
kys frogBlack person
HWABAG
I watched it in the theater. Was laughably bad back then and no one thought the 3d looked cool.
The only problem with söyjaks is whenever I start talking about the psychology behind them and how they're specifically designed to invoke the predator response, most people don't have the educational background to understand what I'm talking about so their eyes just glaze over and they get fussy like a baby without their nap.
/qa/ lost to TRANNIES
False.
proof? do share
I will NEVER stop jakkin
kino + gem
kuz lost
>it's another "I wonder what this movie is, let me look it up, wow that trailer looks really interesting, let me add it to my watchlist, hey wait looks like I already added it a long time ago, oh well time to not watch any movies again for weeks" episode
get off Cinemaphile for a while and watch a movie anon. shitposting will be here for you when you get back.
No, I have work in the morning, I'm just breifly phoneposting for the next ten hours before going to sleep
I'll watch over you tonight. I'm looking in your window. I'll tell you if you had any nightmares.
Alright but no cameras, im finna wack off
You need to drink more water. Your loads aren't big enough. More moisture would allow for a better defined rope structure.
That wasn't semen. I had a special operation to get that stuff coming out.
Just because you lost your site doesn't mean you get to post here
Delete the thread Mods
lawnmower man has his own site? where?
I'm so so so sorry for not lurking for 2 years and for not deeply deeply understanding the culture of Cinemaphile, This board really upstands as a deep esoteric board preserving a lost culture, of what some may call the "wild west" of the internet before Steve Job, in which I posted within in complete ignorance. After many a bone chilling time I have realised the error of my ways and realised truly the true beauty of this board and wish for nothing but acceptance into this deep poetic beautiful forest that stands still peacefully against AND during the modernity's foreboding passing time that this place exists within against such corruption and I beg for forgiveness into this rich, deep and cultural sphere
>W- WHAT TH- WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS!!! AN ONIONS ON MY HECKING 4TRAN SAFESPACE?? JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DELETE THE THREAD IT'S TRIGGERING MY DYSPHORIA
All these Wojaks are hateful dogwhistles on some level. Delete them.
It's a fun late '80s - early '90s sci-fi horror movie, well recommended if you like B-movies and other Stephen King (yes yes, I know about the lawsuit) stuff from the era.
Why haven't you deleted the thread. Do I need to go find someone in IRC who is on our side?
Why is this even a issue, you know who they are
>The only problem with söyjaks is whenever I start talking about the psychology behind them and how they're specifically designed to invoke the predator response, most people don't have the educational background to understand what I'm talking about so their eyes just glaze over and they get fussy like a baby without their nap.
>choked on my drink when i read the word "basedcosystem"
Enjoy screaming about us for years to come with your sexually frustrated friends who are in denial I guess
>troonamay
That's all you can say? Okay I think we won here.
Princess out
>troonymai
You know, if you really don't like it here you can just go back to whatever shithole circlejerk troon hive you crawled out of and you'll be safe there
God I wish trans women looked like the changed guy. Insted we get some horrors beyond imagination
cobby style
Oppom cobby style
Waaaaay gemmy lady
Op op op op oppom cobby style
HWNBAG
I was always interested in seeing the sequel I saw it was one of the worst movies ever made
/qa/ oldgay here
'jakking culture died the moment c*bson was made
he will literally NEVER be a gem
>/qa/ oldgay here
>'jakking culture died the moment c*bson was made
>he will literally NEVER be a gem
/qa/ expert here
Cobson is exactly the only good jak that came from Party
Cobson came out of /qa/ though.
I remember the first Cobson thread. One of the replies was "shit tier wojack".
/qa/ oldgay here with Phd in soiology and 3 times soiduelling world champion.
Tho jak is the best thing that came out of /qa/ tho
The loss of /qa/ was a tragedy for gemkind and I am tired to pretend otherwise.
>the mods humiliated us and kicked us off their website without resistance. should we respond by doing something that would actually affect them, like hacking their site or doxing them?
>no, let's run away to our own site where we'll never bother them again
you are the definition of LOSERS
>even doe you seethed enough about us to make this reply
do something to get back at the mods then
oh wait, you can't
loser
>
>even doe you seethed enough about us to make this reply #
>do something to get back at the mods then
>oh wait, you can't
#
>loser
your stupid schizo memes do nothing. the mods never think about you, except to laugh at how they humiliated you
>your stupid schizo memes do nothing. the mods never think about you, except to laugh at how they humiliated you
cobson is a hack all his movies are coalie
you will never kill me. but you will have a nice day one day troon
/qa/ won. It was a self destruction victory but it won. Bigly.
you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing
>you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing
hello everyone itt I just wanted to inform you that I hate Black folk
bye
gem
frankly a gem of a thread, huzzah gentlemen!
The families has fallen
So shines a gemmy thread on a dark day
bumo
/qa/ was a cesspool ran by pisscord cliques filled to the brim with brown "people"
>go to bed
>wake up
>gem still on the catalog
It's the little things.
reminder only brown "people" post this shit
But I'm white and post it.
>you fricking racist, you're a filthy subhuman Black person with smaller skull measurements
I don't get it
I indirectly created cobson. In 2021 made a thread on Cinemaphile about The Lawnmower Man and used the cobson picture as the image for it. Then soon after somebody linked my thread on /qa/ because they noticed the guy looked like a soijak. Then somebody made a soijak variant of that post aka cobson. I’m sorry for what I unleashed onto the world.
You unleashed a gem
shit tier wojack
gem tier godjak
some tips for y'all soiteens
meds? take 'em
grass? touch it
sex? have it
decent human being? be it
I will do none of those fricking things
It's too late for them
Just treat them like monkeys in zoo
Black folk Black folk Black folk Black folk KILL Black folk
'emmie 'ead
>some tips for y'all soiteens
>meds? take 'em
>grass? touch it
>sex? have it
>decent human being? be it
>DOLL got backstabbed 3 times in the course of 3 months
How do you frick up this bad?
/qa/ won by making a troony janny sudoku
I've never posted on /qa/ and I don't entirely understand gemposting but it makes me laugh anytime someone does it
What alt chan did you flee to 'teens? Theres so many splinters now
It's over. It's never been more over. Back to 4cuck and troonycord with the 'teens.
demoralizing 'oal post
marge