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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was utter shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was a gem doe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a diamond in the rough however

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post is utter dust thomstever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree. its not great but it has its own direction and doesn't pretend to be anything else. its authentic. neat use of early cg too, looks like reboot/beast wars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unique. Something we took for granted three decades ago.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unique
        Did you not read 'Flowers for Algernon ' in middle school?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What sort of homosexual school did you go to?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, they made me read holes and gone with the wind

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read Harrison Bergeron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No i watched that one always sunny episode instead.

          Terminator 2 came out a year before Lawnmower Man. How is the CGI so much better?

          Terminator2 used SGI machines.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          read? Cinemaphile is over there, I'll let them know a girl's coming over so they can light some candles you fricking homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HWABAG

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it at least entertaining shit? I've considered seeing it as part of my shitty stephen king films lineup.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a "bad" movie but it I had to watch it to satisfy my curiosity. It's actually not terrible, the first half is kind of interesting, but overall it's pretty cheesy and seems low budget even though it probably had decent funding. Kind of has the same style as 90s and early 2000's sci fi channel stuff, but not as good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty decent. The sequel is fricking shit thoughever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had breasts, which was enough for me when I was eight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was so bad why is it spammed here everyday?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    'awn 'ower 'an 'n 'he 'log

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else have recurring nightmares about cgi jeff fahey?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but i get recurring dreams in general to the point where i have to stay awake for 15 mins after waking up because if i just go back to bed the dream/nightmare resumes. it might seem cool that you can wake up, go take a piss, get a drink, and then to back to bed and continue the same dream, but its not cool when you want it to frick off so you can just sleep

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people are still scared of him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he gives me bonechilling nightmares. truly a genre-redifining gemmy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the movie is creepy in being the first technological singularity horror film. Didn't really go into the aftermath (I wouldn't count the sequel, that's more of a cyberpunk version of the first).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sequel
        not him but i had no idea they made a 2, i'll have to get drunk one night and watch it. how bad is it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the movie, but the face they used for the SNES game creeped me out as a kid (I saw ads for it in an old magazine)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'M IN CHARGE MEOW!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the nightmares anon(s)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      But I did have one nightmare about a CGI-looking robot brutally murdering a baby.
      The dream, in the moment, felt like it was symbolic of my fears and concerns of AI taking over people's jobs, and killing all soul and creativity in all forms of art, as everything is now AI.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the face they used for CGI was Dean Norris

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but it was fricking scary and still is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but it was fricking scary and still is.
      everything else in the movie is goofy as shit, but that face still freaks me out.

      ok, that and the hyperintelligent psychotic monkeys.
      primates are legit dangerous.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ is raiding us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ is us.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the sharty got shut down, so now they are moving back here.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Refugees? They literally comes from this site, its like when you migrate to other city for couple of years, running out of money and returned home

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              a good chunk of shartygays are from twitter

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                though ever they are not and though this is probably bait though im going to say it is based though finna gemmy on the marge doe amirite based anon though?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how would you know this unless of course you go there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hyper autistic teenagers
        Do these kids really think they're abnormal and not just regular teenagers? That's why it took off on social media and discord- because it has mainstream appeal

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAAAXXXX

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gemson on the logson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It brings a tear to my eye to see the Basedbooru image title. So much culture - lost

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 2 came out a year before Lawnmower Man. How is the CGI so much better?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Budget? Talent?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why does big budget Hollywood blockbuster have better CGI than made for TV timeslot filler
      It is a mystery.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the cg really wasnt great even for the time though. its literally on par with beast wars and reboot which had more movement and better animation too yet were cheap shows for tv

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lawnmower Man got released in theaters though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well t2 had industrial light and magic working on it and lawnmower man had the guys from mind's eye theater, plus their cgi was just used in the virtual world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least they kept their CGI in the virtual world in the plot. Modern movies these days think they can put CGI right next to live action and no one would notice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget they also had the goofy "turning people into atoms" effect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      T2 was ten of the smartest guys in the industry literally writing the book on film CGI. They wrote their own software and made their own tools. Plus they had over a year in pre-production to get it right. A far cry from the Pranjeet outsource farms Hollywood uses today who have six months to learn how to use 3DS Max or Maya.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWABAG
    HWNBC

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Architect rubbing his forehead while screaming "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" was a kino scene.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what are you hiding
    A well baited trap

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Story:
    >/lgbt/ spams their own board with troonyjaks
    >/lgbt/ blames /misc/ for the “raid”
    >mods use this as an excuse to block /qa/ for some reason
    it is time to claim what is ours! /qa/ will post once more!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who even posts on a Cinemaphile homosexual politics board? I _hope_ that board is slow as frick otherwise I will lose faith in humanity

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pol is like just below Cinemaphile in how fast it moves

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think hes talking about /lgbt/

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This site is nothing but third worlders, shills, and feds. Just wait until someone buys the sharty or makes a new chan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the sharty got shut down, so now they are moving back here.

        the sharty got shut down, so now they are moving back here.

        [...]

        I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the sharty, is in fact, jarty/sharty, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the ꜱoysphere. The sharty is not a internet community unto itself, but rather one component of a fully functioning ꜱoycosystem system including Cinemaphile,/bant/ and jakparty.ꜱoy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          choked on my drink when i read the word "basedcosystem"

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what? i just wanted to talk about lawnmower man. what is this schizocel sperging about?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      self-proclaimed intellectuals can’t simply watch kino; they have to drool over incomprehensible liberal europaen nonsense

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of which involves underage children

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the only thing more pathetic than a jannie is a wannabe jannie

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    we can’t do anything about it… the most we can do is ignore it, and it might have been dangerous to say you reported

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >majority of posts in this thread are literally about the movie
    /qa/ completely mindbroke 4trannies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That site got deleted a few days ago
      RIP all the gems

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That website is unironically the most autistic schizo shit I have ever seen in my 10 years on Cinemaphile. I kinda respect it in a way but holy frick kids nowadays are fricked. The internet has been a disaster for the human race.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's dead now kek wojakgays got defeated twice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys frogBlack person

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWABAG

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it in the theater. Was laughably bad back then and no one thought the 3d looked cool.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only problem with söyjaks is whenever I start talking about the psychology behind them and how they're specifically designed to invoke the predator response, most people don't have the educational background to understand what I'm talking about so their eyes just glaze over and they get fussy like a baby without their nap.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ lost to TRANNIES

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      False.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof? do share

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER stop jakkin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino + gem

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kuz lost

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "I wonder what this movie is, let me look it up, wow that trailer looks really interesting, let me add it to my watchlist, hey wait looks like I already added it a long time ago, oh well time to not watch any movies again for weeks" episode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get off Cinemaphile for a while and watch a movie anon. shitposting will be here for you when you get back.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I have work in the morning, I'm just breifly phoneposting for the next ten hours before going to sleep

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll watch over you tonight. I'm looking in your window. I'll tell you if you had any nightmares.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright but no cameras, im finna wack off

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to drink more water. Your loads aren't big enough. More moisture would allow for a better defined rope structure.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't semen. I had a special operation to get that stuff coming out.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because you lost your site doesn't mean you get to post here
    Delete the thread Mods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lawnmower man has his own site? where?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so so so sorry for not lurking for 2 years and for not deeply deeply understanding the culture of Cinemaphile, This board really upstands as a deep esoteric board preserving a lost culture, of what some may call the "wild west" of the internet before Steve Job, in which I posted within in complete ignorance. After many a bone chilling time I have realised the error of my ways and realised truly the true beauty of this board and wish for nothing but acceptance into this deep poetic beautiful forest that stands still peacefully against AND during the modernity's foreboding passing time that this place exists within against such corruption and I beg for forgiveness into this rich, deep and cultural sphere

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All these Wojaks are hateful dogwhistles on some level. Delete them.

      Why haven't you deleted the thread. Do I need to go find someone in IRC who is on our side?
      Why is this even a issue, you know who they are

      >W- WHAT TH- WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS!!! AN ONIONS ON MY HECKING 4TRAN SAFESPACE?? JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DELETE THE THREAD IT'S TRIGGERING MY DYSPHORIA

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these Wojaks are hateful dogwhistles on some level. Delete them.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun late '80s - early '90s sci-fi horror movie, well recommended if you like B-movies and other Stephen King (yes yes, I know about the lawsuit) stuff from the era.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't you deleted the thread. Do I need to go find someone in IRC who is on our side?
    Why is this even a issue, you know who they are

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only problem with söyjaks is whenever I start talking about the psychology behind them and how they're specifically designed to invoke the predator response, most people don't have the educational background to understand what I'm talking about so their eyes just glaze over and they get fussy like a baby without their nap.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >choked on my drink when i read the word "basedcosystem"

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy screaming about us for years to come with your sexually frustrated friends who are in denial I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troonamay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's all you can say? Okay I think we won here.
        Princess out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >troonymai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, if you really don't like it here you can just go back to whatever shithole circlejerk troon hive you crawled out of and you'll be safe there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish trans women looked like the changed guy. Insted we get some horrors beyond imagination

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cobby style

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppom cobby style
      Waaaaay gemmy lady
      Op op op op oppom cobby style

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWNBAG

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was always interested in seeing the sequel I saw it was one of the worst movies ever made

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ oldgay here
    'jakking culture died the moment c*bson was made
    he will literally NEVER be a gem

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/qa/ oldgay here
    >'jakking culture died the moment c*bson was made
    >he will literally NEVER be a gem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ expert here
      Cobson is exactly the only good jak that came from Party

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cobson came out of /qa/ though.
        I remember the first Cobson thread. One of the replies was "shit tier wojack".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        /qa/ oldgay here with Phd in soiology and 3 times soiduelling world champion.
        Tho jak is the best thing that came out of /qa/ tho

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The loss of /qa/ was a tragedy for gemkind and I am tired to pretend otherwise.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the mods humiliated us and kicked us off their website without resistance. should we respond by doing something that would actually affect them, like hacking their site or doxing them?
    >no, let's run away to our own site where we'll never bother them again
    you are the definition of LOSERS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even doe you seethed enough about us to make this reply

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do something to get back at the mods then

        oh wait, you can't

        >you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing

        loser

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          >even doe you seethed enough about us to make this reply #
          >do something to get back at the mods then

          >oh wait, you can't

          >you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing

          #
          >loser

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            your stupid schizo memes do nothing. the mods never think about you, except to laugh at how they humiliated you

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your stupid schizo memes do nothing. the mods never think about you, except to laugh at how they humiliated you

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cobson is a hack all his movies are coalie

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you will never kill me. but you will have a nice day one day troon

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ won. It was a self destruction victory but it won. Bigly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you lost. you are banned while trannies post with impunity. many of them are jannies and mods. you have nothing

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello everyone itt I just wanted to inform you that I hate Black folk

    bye

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frankly a gem of a thread, huzzah gentlemen!

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The families has fallen

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So shines a gemmy thread on a dark day

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bumo

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ was a cesspool ran by pisscord cliques filled to the brim with brown "people"

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to bed
    >wake up
    >gem still on the catalog
    It's the little things.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder only brown "people" post this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm white and post it.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you fricking racist, you're a filthy subhuman Black person with smaller skull measurements
    I don't get it

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I indirectly created cobson. In 2021 made a thread on Cinemaphile about The Lawnmower Man and used the cobson picture as the image for it. Then soon after somebody linked my thread on /qa/ because they noticed the guy looked like a soijak. Then somebody made a soijak variant of that post aka cobson. I’m sorry for what I unleashed onto the world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You unleashed a gem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit tier wojack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem tier godjak

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    some tips for y'all soiteens
    meds? take 'em
    grass? touch it
    sex? have it
    decent human being? be it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will do none of those fricking things

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late for them
      Just treat them like monkeys in zoo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk Black folk Black folk Black folk KILL Black folk

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    'emmie 'ead

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some tips for y'all soiteens
    >meds? take 'em
    >grass? touch it
    >sex? have it
    >decent human being? be it

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DOLL got backstabbed 3 times in the course of 3 months

    How do you frick up this bad?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ won by making a troony janny sudoku

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never posted on /qa/ and I don't entirely understand gemposting but it makes me laugh anytime someone does it

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What alt chan did you flee to 'teens? Theres so many splinters now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over. It's never been more over. Back to 4cuck and troonycord with the 'teens.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        demoralizing 'oal post

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    marge

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