What are you watching on the communal tv in jail?
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What are you watching on the communal tv in jail?
What are you watching on the communal tv in jail?
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Triumph of the Will
Probably Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Its fun kino and would probably give me the will to stay out of trouble so I can get out and enjoy some good food.
Literally whatever any other inmate is currently watching and make no attempt to change the channel whatsoever.
If you change the channel of a show someone is watching it's considered disrespect and they have to fight you. You can ask and if they say no then you are watching what they are watching unless you want to risk your life to watch American Pickers.
So it's just like a bunch of kids in front of a TV but there's shanking involved.
>just like a bunch of kids
Once you realize how much human behaviour is just this with implied violence you are a step closer to wisdom
In the morning it was always maury or something maury adjacent. Or upn because Black folk.
>forced to watch israeli slop
Just send me to solitary
Yeah this is also true. Maury, Judge Judy and whatever comes on after
When I was actually in jail for the weekend we watched the Brad Pitt Jesse James movie
That seems a little high brow for jail
>Remember to go out killing pigs like Jessie James did, everyone.
There is no way the powers that be don't sneak dose estrogen in inmate water supply. World is too gay for that not to be a reality. Who would stop it?
Low IQ post. Most blue collar criminals already have naturally high estrogen. It's causes impulsive behavior. And basketball Americans are drowning in it.
now you know why chimpoids like to go to prison
>you guys mind if I put on the Golden Girls?
>BIRDMAN
time to fly the flag
>why the call him Birdman?
>cuz that feller got a whole lot o' breast meat
>also he fricked a pigeon once
I was in a drunk tank for Saturday and Sunday and we watched football both days. I sat in the same chair without sleeping or eating for about 36 hours
Read this (real life) comic story written by the great Dennis Eichhorn and brilliantly illustrated by Micheal Dougan and you'll have your answer plus some fascinating details:
Dennis the Sullen Menace (scroll down):
https://boingboing.net/author/denniseichhorn/page/2
rest of the story:
https://boingboing.net/2013/05/06/real-stuff-dennis-the-sullen.html
Good stuff
Oz
Sesame street. And I will jerk off to it. I'd rather be dead than in jail.
Oz
I'm watching Miss Sally
What do homosexuals in jail usually prefer to watch?
prison break
Liv and Maddie. And any motherfricker that objects is getting his head caved-in.
>Liv and Maddie
I remember my sisters watching this
>10 years ago
God...
in the county jails I've been to on a communal TV you obvioulsy don't have a choice. it's just set on this news channel that's really mellow and doesn't have any polarizing shit, it's mostly just sports highlights and feel good stories.
We watched WWE
ALLAH
MUHAMMAD A CHAAR YAA
Kino fricking scene, got me into Qawwalis which as a white guy gets me a lot of respect from Pakjeets when they find out I know about them.
for me, its the psych ward tv playing FX movies
I have a buddy that did some time in US federal for some border shit.
He said there were three TV rooms: White, Black & Hispanic. Miscellaneous went to the White room.
He eventually put the White tv room on a schedule to stop fights. Popular stuff got prime time slots but even one guy could get his niche interest on off-hours. One guy had 5am-6am Sunday to watch golf, for example.
Felt compelled to tell the story seeing the thread.
Its a good story anon. Can’t imagine what the hispanics would watch other than football though.
>in prison
>get to watch tv at 5am
Do prisoners like the idea of watching things about prisoners while in prison? I think it'd be kinda meta but it could hit too close to home. Maybe watch "O Brother, Where Art Thou."
reminds me a norm making jokes about being homeless to a bunch of homeless people
watching that ass when dude changes the channel and he knows it
>ready for the Gilmore Girls marathon, sisters?
Kinos about meeting your idols?
>white pride
>torso is covered in black
what did he mean by this?
Boone County had AMC, which was nice.
WHATEVER I WANT TO WATCH MUTHER FRICKER
(Shirley Temple)
PBS all day and hope to catch Arthur when it's on.
I was in rehab for a little while and it was always Intervention and Cops.
i was in rehab once and all they had was literally that one movie with dana carvey i think where he does disguises and shit the whole way through
motherfrickers literally kept it on repeat the whole entire time
shit was pure torture by the second day
genuinely surprised nobody flipped the frick out and destroyed the tv
>master of disguise
>terribly rated film
>budget: $16 million
>box office: $43 million
i went and looked it up after my post
i didnt know it was received like that at the time but i understand
now looking back i feel like its possible they chose that specific movie on purpose just to frick with us, because like 99% of the staff were straight up awful people
In the morning some French guy always put it on French news as it was airing on SBS at that the time we could first use the tv, in the afternoon it was sport if it was the weekend and whatever random shit was on during the weekdays, usually game shows
I was in the drunk tank once overnight, and they had pop music videos playing on the little prison cell tv non-stop
I watched the show where people voluntarily go to jail 60 days in or something when I went to jail for a month from false allegations. Very entertaining to watch in a jail with no black people. It wasn't bad except the one gay meth addict who wanted people to call his girlfriend and harass her.