He’s working at a huge disadvantage by having Lily Rose Depp as the lead on a Nosferatu movie. Her bogged skeletal face is so fricking hard to look at and she has never had a good acting performance. He should of held out until Anya’s scheduled opened up.
She's not going to frick you because you're defending her honor online. She's a used up bawd who got a bunch of surgery that made her look like a ghoul.
And the incels spamming this thread are not going to suck your dick because you're fronting as the biggest anti-women homosexual around. What's your point? I can't state the simple fact that most of your understanding of women comes from shoddily photoshopped images?
So you seriously believe every picture of this alien cryptkeeper bawd posted online in the past couple years has been photoshopped?
I guess if you're willing to delude yourself that hard there's really no point in arguing with you.
The VVitch is kino. Every subsequent movie has been worse than the previous. I have no hopes for this movie. However, I will continue my streak of seeing every Eggers movie in theaters for as long as he keeps making movies with only white people in them.
Ah yes...the classic frick-up retelling and "reimagination".
I ask for fun, they give me Batshit Nic Cage in an absolutely dogshit remake that he & that other kid carried.
I ask for something slightly more serious...
and Redditfield appears.
Shoulda went with Guy Pierce as Dan Velsing chasing around Robert Pattinson doing...just Pattinson appearing in peoples houses stealing their food and blood.
Make it a murder mystery where you don't feel bad for anyone because they all deserve it.
He shelved his knightkino for this?
After seeing The Northman. That's probably for the best.
can i have a cheese n'egger?
Unfunny. Hopefully you get AIDS.
Unfunny. Hopefully you get AIDS.
Plebs getting filtered. Robert Eggers is the savior of modern kino, he can do no wrong.
He’s working at a huge disadvantage by having Lily Rose Depp as the lead on a Nosferatu movie. Her bogged skeletal face is so fricking hard to look at and she has never had a good acting performance. He should of held out until Anya’s scheduled opened up.
>Lily Rose Depp as the lead
oof
>Anya
Or maybe pick an actress that isn't a trendy hot meme thing and can act
Sydney Sweeny.
>shitney sneedy
Just as ugly and just as incapable of acting.
Are you trying to imply ayynya doesn't have a bogged skeletal face?
But they already cast the part of Nosferatu
>bogged
its BUCCED not bogged
get it right chuddo
buccing is a form of bogging you moronic newhomosexual.
Image on the right is photoshopped, to begin with. The rest is loss of babyfat and contour make up.
She's not going to frick you because you're defending her honor online. She's a used up bawd who got a bunch of surgery that made her look like a ghoul.
And the incels spamming this thread are not going to suck your dick because you're fronting as the biggest anti-women homosexual around. What's your point? I can't state the simple fact that most of your understanding of women comes from shoddily photoshopped images?
So you seriously believe every picture of this alien cryptkeeper bawd posted online in the past couple years has been photoshopped?
I guess if you're willing to delude yourself that hard there's really no point in arguing with you.
My big question is how israelitey did they make Orlok?
I expect it to be ruined by this 5head nepo baby
Holy mid.
It will unironically be shit.
That's disappointing; I was hoping for spooky eerie German nasty kino
>spooky eerie German nasty kino
Which part of Hoult, Lily Depp and whatever Skarsgard screams eerie to you? The cast outside of Dafoe is abysmal.
but dafoe already played count orlok
Which is why I said aside from Dafoe.
The VVitch is kino. Every subsequent movie has been worse than the previous. I have no hopes for this movie. However, I will continue my streak of seeing every Eggers movie in theaters for as long as he keeps making movies with only white people in them.
why do you only cast huwite folx in your movies robert? are you racist?
Ah yes...the classic frick-up retelling and "reimagination".
I ask for fun, they give me Batshit Nic Cage in an absolutely dogshit remake that he & that other kid carried.
I ask for something slightly more serious...
and Redditfield appears.
Shoulda went with Guy Pierce as Dan Velsing chasing around Robert Pattinson doing...just Pattinson appearing in peoples houses stealing their food and blood.
Make it a murder mystery where you don't feel bad for anyone because they all deserve it.
It's gonna be great.
No.