What are your favorite Onion sketches?
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>Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?
Holy kek
can't believe the very first post is my favorite one, truly fpbp
>go take the family to the washington monument, go take a tour to the top at 3:04, and wait there
>you will find that al qaeda is very good at organizing things
Neckbelt recall
The 2008-12 era was absolute gold.
>I'm a big 'ol bear!
The 2012 election coverage wasn't as good as 2008. I wonder what happened then. We know a Hillary donor brought it in 2016 and essentially killed it.
future news obviously
these, and
Mike Greenman is literally me
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I was in one of these, would post but don't want to be doxxed. Not an actor or anything, just was around when they were filming and they needed another person
shut up, b***h
>t.
He probably played one of the fairy kids in
Is it wrong if one of the kids in this looked extremely sexable to me
How did they manage to fake so many realistic looking things?
Most of it was CGI and green screens.
>Anne Heche's Death Ruled an Accident
for me it's the stupid piece of shit that doesn't fricking work
I AM THE LAW.
>less strictly constitutional and more strictly awesome
My unironic political ideology.
Why can't she just accept it's not time yet?
this fricking hits hard.
what's it like having a girlfriend to argue with. i never had anyone who cared enough to argue with me
>Onion
The Babylon Bee is what the Onion should be
post some funny babylon bee videos then
The Onion has taken a dive and probably isn't as good as Bablyon Bee but BB is nowhere near the peak of The Onion
>as good as Bablyon Bee
I'd say they identify as a humorous website, but that would be stealing their one & only joke
As opposed to The Onion, whose only joke is excessive, unexpected profanity.
Enjoy yourself this piece on GE potatoes
'vax safe and effective' promises dog torturing man
wearing masks indoors reduces virus risk agree experts
most secure election in history says dominion exec
climate change still major threat despite mounting contrary evidence insist majority of scientists
onion cant keep up
depressed chud moment
Touch grass
kek I still can’t believe that summer really happened
All this shit and then Jan 6th happened and gave them the greatest no-u comeback to it all
Jan 6 was 0.01% as destructive as the Saint Floyd of Fentanyl riots.
nothing happened on januaray 6th. its a complete psyop. trump literally told everyone to go home and then the democrats told the police to just let everyone in so they could fake a bloodless coupe that failed because not a single boomer brought a gun. all the national guard they brought in later werent allowed to have any ammo because the democrats were afraid they might get an actual coupe going on themselves with their bullshit.
and its funny people always fixate on the 6th. The protests started days before that, which you could watch live on various streaming sites, where capital police would take turns trying to enrage the boomers by beating the shit out of them and pepper spraying them. But like the good goys that they are, they proudly took their beatings and did absolutely nothing.
The "Nasa Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 2018" gets me everytime.
The onion totally btfo of Cinemaphiles favorite actor LOL
My girlfriends LMAO at this because it's true
Some of the real classics have already been posted, but it's hard to go wrong. Looks like they took down some of the videos for some reason
Coal Lobby Warns About Wind Farms
Missing Teen's Friends Plea / Gossip
Anti-smoking Ads: It's Gay to Smoke
How to Play Golf Against the Guy Whose Wife You're Banging
Are Teenagers Turning to Shamanism?
As a miniseries, Porkin' Across America was a pleasant surprise
>Breaking news, some bullshit happening somewhere today
>Justice Antonin Scalia then stated, quite loudly, "I am the law." Then there followed approximately one minute of each of the justices claiming, individually, that they were, in fact, the law.
hearty kek
This always makes me laugh my ass off
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somehow everyone always seems to miss this classic
How have none of you posted get out of my face?
the tone of these presenters is perfect satire
i really miss satire that wasn't vindictive
the best
Sketches?
My favorite articles are Gonzo Press Club Vows to Carry On Hunter Thompson's Work, The Nietzschean Diet and Clinton Declares Self President for Life.
>Clinton Declares Self President for Life
https://www.theonion.com/clinton-declares-self-president-for-life-1819565819
fricking hell
>By failing to generate a 51 percent majority for either candidate, they have shown their inability to muster the drive to collective action.
WHY ISN'T THIS ACTUALLY WRITTEN INTO THE LAW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For me it's Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
wish i could host a show like this. not like larry king or rogan with "interesting" or ~~*interesting*~~ people on, but rather somewhat off-beat but otherwise random people with simple angle and keep them rolling on it. like dick cavett or art bell open lines without the fcc, radio station, and impatient old fart filter on it. just a basic "face value" platform that lets the guest build their picture of the world without prying or things like the late night hosts upstaging everything with barely funny comedy.
I always loved this one.
I also love Peter Rosenthal.
All of Cinemaphile should watch that Mamma Mia review
Anything before Obama's election was generally good. (Even some of the pro-Obama was stuff was even-handed).
But after that, their editorial team got way too comfy with democrat talking points. And the humor dipped hard.
The AVClub writers and commenters also became completely insufferable at the same time.
They launched a Clickhole around the same time, which brought back them back to their roots of actually being funny.
Oh buddy that was a big pet peeve of mine.
I think I started getting more enjoyment out of the AV Club than the Onion around the mid-00s. Just wonderful media criticism; introduced me to a ton of good shit I wouldn't have found otherwise.
Then the 2010s roll around and not long after every article is "HERE ARE 10 WAYS TO HELP SMASH THE PATRIARCHY AT THE BOX OFFICE THIS WEEKEND." I was joking that it had basically become a Gawker-network site, and then that literally happened. And Jezebel readers started outnumbering normal fricking people in the comments sections.
Just utter lowest common denominator identity politics and politics through media consumption horseshit. What a waste.
>ywn read a criticism of a modern movie written by Cookie Monster
Even that guy got hacky. I remember near the end he'd weigh in on current news while doing the voice. Kind of a presage of those "weird twitter" guys breaking character to make clear they're on the right side of history w/r/t important pressing social issues.
I think zodiac still holds it down for ownage though
He's a political twitter guy now too
I check up on him every few years; last I saw he got married and has a kid, but was posting short videos of him driving around deindustrialized Detroit in shitty weather blasting Slayer
Yeah I found it in high school through the Onion around... 2004 or 5? Can't remember what Rabin did that was so bad; I feel like he was axed or left or whatever in the first big exodus of their core writing staff.
The image of O'Neal as a hard-drinking paparazzo hack was very funny. Clever writer.
>Can't remember what Rabin did that was so bad
He's a doughy, ugly, odious & contemptible israelite.
I mean I guess, but I remember he had a shitty foster child upbringing and started with AV Club at like 22 years old. Better writer than whatever trust fund kids they're hiring now.
Didn't like that he caved to the boys drool feminists over the "manic pixie dream girl" thing though.
I was reading AVClub back when the site was the original orange and there were no comments.
You seem like you were there. I would say AVC 2008 is how I first got radicalized.
>This is how these people think about me!?
I can still name a few commenters I would like to personally Minecraft.
Also: Nathan Rabin should be set up like the sloth victim from Se7en.
I miss Sam O'Neal
Sean*
Accidentally conflated with Sam Barsanti when I wrote that
I remember seeing an article link a few years back "AVClub writer comes out as trans" and I clicked it thinking "please be Rabin please be Rabin."
It was VanDerWerff lmao
When are men going to stop humiliating themselves?
I'm honestly not surprised
>the pro-Obama was stuff was even-handed
https://www.theonion.com/time-publishes-definitive-obama-puff-piece-1819569925
losing the onion was a tragedy, this shit is gold
The autistic reporter
real life
Grew up in Milwaukee when these were released on physical print for free all across town. My favorite bit is Don Turnbee, fast food connoisseur:
https://www.theonion.com/search?q=Don%20turnbee&blogId=1636079510
Read a couple, you will laugh
Man, I remember my dad picking them up all the time. When did they stop print?
I had no idea they started in Madison.
I like that they've been shitting on israel this last week or 2.
imagine being so bran dead you believe satire for reality
conservatives are an embarrassment
(You)
That's what you wanted, right? Are we done here?
The Onion Explains: North Korea
is there some torrent that has all of the onion's videos archived somewhere.
Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?
Missing girl's friends on TV
Are reality shows setting unrealistic standards for bawds?
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can't believe no one posted this one yet, easily top 10
also
The best. It's not a sketch but it's still funny
https://www.theonion.com/nasa-completes-52-year-mission-to-find-kill-god-1819572297
On a long enough timeline they all become real. Can't wait for the Samsung Apex...