More discord cope about Dune II being as a much of a critical and economical success as Dune I. First few messages ITT are already full of seethe and it's glorious. There are going to be daily saltmine threads.
Less Chani. More characterization of the Harkonnen House. House Harkonnen is key to the first 3 books and DUNC totally fricking botched the entire House Harkonnen's introduction, making them less than one-dimensional and only evil because they outright state "I am evil." Less Chani. Make Arrakis actually look beautiful rather than that slate-grey palette they use which makes everything look disgusting and devoid of anything. You can't have Duncan Idaho say that Arrakis is truly beautiful and then make it look like a complete shithole that seemed incomplete in post. Less Chani. When I say less Chani, I mean to say Chani should have less clothes.
>DUNC totally fricking botched the entire House Harkonnen's introduction, making them less than one-dimensional and only evil because they outright state "I am evil."
No they didn't. The reason why it's ok to portray them as greedy and evil because they turn out to not be the main villains.
What are you talking about, the Harkonnens were even more comically evil in the book. Like, we see the Baron raping underage slave boys, and Feyd is introduced with a scene where he kills his 100th slave.
I'm pretty sure the Harkonnen don't have a role at all in Messiah, and on ChoD we only have the baron as part of Alia's preciense.
pretty much everything important regarding the Harkonnen happens on the first book.
Isn't the plotting from the witches from the Harkonnen planet shown to start in Messiah? I know it doesn't manifest until Children but I thought I remembered the beginnings in Messiah.
Because the Baron was a huge homosexual and paedophile the Harkonnen's were one of the few factions that the Bene Gesserit had no direct influence over.
Seriously. If nothing else. they should highlight just how much "heavy lies the crown" shit Paul gets into. It's something that could've sent the sci-fi mini into genuinely being inarguable.
That it actually puts me to sleep which the first one almost did. All the bullshit complaints that people leveled at 2049 were actually true for Dune. It's like this bizarre case of a good film getting nonsense criticisms, and then instead of continuing to make good films, the director leans into the criticisms to make them real with his next film.
That it doesn't get made.
Villanueve getting fired along with Florence Pugh and Zendaya
Couldn't care less
That it all turns out to be Leto II lying about the past to his best friend clone that's about to be slaughtered #345964379 for fun.
more perfume commercial
more ugly minorities
Dunc III
Pugh and timothee die in the first 20 seconds and then the entire series reboots
More discord cope about Dune II being as a much of a critical and economical success as Dune I. First few messages ITT are already full of seethe and it's glorious. There are going to be daily saltmine threads.
less zendaya more DUNCS
Can't wait for Zendaya to ruin the glorious Aryan bloodline with a mutt spawn.
The Reverend Mother can't see into her male ancestor's past, but even she can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
a minimum of zendaya and a maximum of paul's mom
Less Chani. More characterization of the Harkonnen House. House Harkonnen is key to the first 3 books and DUNC totally fricking botched the entire House Harkonnen's introduction, making them less than one-dimensional and only evil because they outright state "I am evil." Less Chani. Make Arrakis actually look beautiful rather than that slate-grey palette they use which makes everything look disgusting and devoid of anything. You can't have Duncan Idaho say that Arrakis is truly beautiful and then make it look like a complete shithole that seemed incomplete in post. Less Chani. When I say less Chani, I mean to say Chani should have less clothes.
>DUNC totally fricking botched the entire House Harkonnen's introduction, making them less than one-dimensional and only evil because they outright state "I am evil."
No they didn't. The reason why it's ok to portray them as greedy and evil because they turn out to not be the main villains.
What are you talking about, the Harkonnens were even more comically evil in the book. Like, we see the Baron raping underage slave boys, and Feyd is introduced with a scene where he kills his 100th slave.
Didn't the Baron rape Feyd too?
No, but he did find Paul pretty hot, and Feyd and Paul are supposed to look very much alike.
I'm pretty sure the Harkonnen don't have a role at all in Messiah, and on ChoD we only have the baron as part of Alia's preciense.
pretty much everything important regarding the Harkonnen happens on the first book.
Isn't the plotting from the witches from the Harkonnen planet shown to start in Messiah? I know it doesn't manifest until Children but I thought I remembered the beginnings in Messiah.
right, that may be true, can't remember, eh might as well re read the books.
Right, that's what I had been misremembering. Cheers anon
House Corrino (The former Emperors house)
The Harkonnens were wiped out by The Atreides
Because the Baron was a huge homosexual and paedophile the Harkonnen's were one of the few factions that the Bene Gesserit had no direct influence over.
more perfume commercials during the movie. couldn't get enough of them.
>perfume commercials
Jesus that’s all it really is
Will Cinemaphile lose their absolutely lose their shit at Paul's mutt son. I personally can't wait dor for the meltdown.
Recast Paul, Chani, and Irulan. Realistically, though, I want more of Paul horrified as every choice he makes leads to genocide.
Seriously. If nothing else. they should highlight just how much "heavy lies the crown" shit Paul gets into. It's something that could've sent the sci-fi mini into genuinely being inarguable.
MOAR DUNCIER
I still can't believe that fat pig Pugh is playing Irulan.
Maybe they thought water fat was a literal description
>your hopes, anon?
I hope it is never made.
The first was garbage.
Fight scenes that outdo lightsaber duels
That it actually puts me to sleep which the first one almost did. All the bullshit complaints that people leveled at 2049 were actually true for Dune. It's like this bizarre case of a good film getting nonsense criticisms, and then instead of continuing to make good films, the director leans into the criticisms to make them real with his next film.