What are your thoughts on the Swan Princess?

What are your thoughts on the Swan Princess, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This video (and every time I'm reminded of it) legitimately inspires me to write a book series revolving around a young prince and princess (unknowingly at the start) betrothed to each other and spending every summer being forced to hang out and go on wacky misadventures each year (Ala Harry Potter) and slowly learn the ins and outs of both kingdoms (plus the greater world it takes place in), it's "colorful" history, and gradually grow closer to each other.
      Frankly the only reason I've yet to actually start writing it down is both because of my lack of experience and the fact I got a dozen or so other projects right now all vying for my time

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the first growing up but just found 2 and 3 off. Odette was one of my first waifus.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, you might like it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely enjoyed it

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was hotter as a bird

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been told she's not even a bird most the time, which to me is an instant skip.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the second movie, she's a bird for practically half of it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally no site I checked has a torrent of the 2nd
          is it really that unpopular?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey dude we've kind of hated each other for almost our entire lives, maybe we should take thngs slow before jumping into the marriage?
    >hey i never gave up on looking for you when everyone else thought you were dead
    >eh good enough
    remember when Cinemaphile turned the metal princess into a fotm?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a garabe movie.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie was kinda decent but a series of eleven movies of this seems a little excessive.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I enjoyed it as a kid. I honestly don't remember. It was just another one of those random movies we had on VHS that I'd play every once in a while. Swan Princess, Princess and the Goblin, Happily Ever After, etc.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swan Lake always makes me think, not of the ballet, but of Brian Moriarty's Loom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about Loom

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a blatant Disney ripoff it had some good ideas. The song montage of them growing up was strong and the "what else is there?" scene was real good. The rest of the movie doesn't live up to these scene but it isn't terrible.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Princess incoming

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does she have a robot leg

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it okay as a kid but even back then it felt like a cheaper shittier alternative to a disney movie.

    Also the only remotely memorable song in it was the 'this is my idea' one.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most baffling this is that this movie has like nine sequels. And it keeps going on. The last movie was released in May this year.

  15. 9 months ago
    truteal

    Songs were fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Despite many sequels they made the terrible cliche of having the two main leads adopt instead of starting their own family.
    My guess is they wanted to give them daughter, but didn't want to make them old.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or show pregnancy.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something to pass the time while you're waiting for the USSR to collapse.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a kid I had a friend over and he jacked off in my bed while we watched swan princess and I didnt say anything

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not animated on ones
    very coaly

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine, I watched it multiple times.

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