I wish this anon gets turbocancer before his wishes are fullfilled
I wish my dick had the face of nicolas cage on the tip
I wish Jacob from Lost would be god
Isn't the reason the badguys in his LARP tell him to turn and face the wall be cause they have le gunz? Does he imagine that when he refuses, they will put down the guns, suspend a metal chain from an overhead beam, and hang limply while he karate kicks them each into submission?
Don't you see? He's going to disarm them with those awesome kicks and then beat the shit out of them.
Punching bag represents the gun holding nazi goon.
>OP dies after seven months of getting suffocated by BDH's fat ass and Kat Dennings' and Christina Hendricks' fat tiddies, while getting blown by Sadie Sink and Dafne Keen. He only gets breaks to do lines of coke to regain energy to keep cooming and suffocating >Israel wins the war against all their enemies, which includes the western white nations, which are subsequently flooded by third worlders and turned into a confused racial mess similar to Latin America. The white race ends in the span of a generation >Emma Stone starts doing porn after falling into hard times due to physical abuse by her partner who beats her so bad her face never recovers, and she starts shooting heroin to manage the pain, which costs her her health, career and the remainder of her good looks. She only does a handful of scenes of BlackedRaw
>I wish Emma Stone would do porn
how the frick are you spending your wish on THIS?
how much of a loser are you that you cant even fantasize about having actual fricking SEX.
I wish that your wife will frick other men, I wish that your kids will resent you, and I wish that Chris Rock will reinvigorate his career by making fun of you relentlessly.
1. Every power and ability, including physical capability, possesed by Goku in the animated series Dragon Ball Z
2. Mastery over time
3. Free the genie to mortality
1) Awkwafina to basically be my sex slave.
2) Infinite moneys (in a way that avoids typical genie tricks that backfire to teach the wishes a life lesson about the value of hard work or something)
3) Freedom for the Genie.
Have you been inside the lamp? The fact that the Genie can fit in there, means there's actually an alternate universe in there, and it's not a small space. It's possible that the Genie has everything he wants inside the lamp. I wouldn't free the Genie unless he wanted out.
You have may have similar wishes to me, but one of us is a lot smarter than the other.
Robin , and Will Smith have both confirmed that is is indeed pokey in the lamp. Poor genie probably can't take women home or have a cat or dog because of the lack of space.
Are you trying to say I'm black? It's not a good guess.
Robin , and Will Smith have both confirmed that is is indeed pokey in the lamp. Poor genie probably can't take women home or have a cat or dog because of the lack of space.
>Robin , and Will Smith have both confirmed that is is indeed pokey in the lamp
I'm not sure what pokey means, but I'll assume it's bad. I would gladly free him if he said it was bad. I don't think I would need all three wishes, but I would have liked to save one. I suppose I can wish for money, free him if necessary, and save the last one.
Well, you claim to hate Black folk, and there's a Black person in the OP of the thread you're posting in. Who's the Black person now? Tell me after the filter and keep in the mind the rest of the board is filtered too. Please assume I'm kidding after you wait around like a homosexual, or frick off to a filtered thread.
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Where did I "claim" to hate Black folk? I claimed that a Black person like you might be of the idea that a job can never be satisfying, even if it's a dream job. This was in response to you saying only white people can find satisfaction in work. Learn to read.
1. I wish to never desire a relationship/sex
2. I wish I was immune to the addicted influences of any substance(drugs, food, etc).
3. I wish for 999 Zillion dollars.
I don't know, my three wishes constantly change. For now, I guess those wishes are that Sonic 3 will be a good film, that Will Smith redeems himself somehow and that the Moon is terraformed.
>Jay-walk, get runover, hit head in the accident faster than your reflexes allow you to skip time. Coma forever. Get experimented on once they realize you don't age. Farmed for blood and liver transplants and sperm.
Only straight white men have rights, no one besides straight white men can ever gain rights, all liberals die of butt cancer immediately upon becoming liberals.
1. A threesome with jada pinkett smith and chris rock while will smith watches and chris and I highfive each other repeatedly
2. 2pac to come back to life
3. Alfonso Ribeiro to win an oscar
1.Everyone who made a wish ITT instead gets the exact opposite of all their wishes
2.This becomes permanent and irreversible, and can't be undone by any future wishes
3.Everyone gets immortality, so they can never escape
1. I wish nuclear weapons couldn't detonate
2. I wish humanity instantly became incapable of lying to others and themselves
3. I wish humanity was able to read each others thoughts regardless of language or distance
But did you grow the corn to make the kernels that allowed you to cook the popcorn with the oil in the pot? And for that matter, did you build the stove you used?
I wish every woman had an urge (of various intensities, but all at least enough that I could see them with some convincing) to show me her feet. I don't need the other two wishes so I'll donate them to charity.
Why do you want to fly and teleport? Anywhere you can fly to you can teleport to, and if you just want to feel like flying you could just keep teleporting an inch in front of you in the direction you want to "fly"
tnd 3x
I wish OP would die
I wish Israel would win the war
I wish Emma Stone would do porn
I wish this anon gets turbocancer before his wishes are fullfilled
I wish my dick had the face of nicolas cage on the tip
I wish Jacob from Lost would be god
>israelite would rather watch porn than have sex with emma stone
Kek what a gay
Isn't the reason the badguys in his LARP tell him to turn and face the wall be cause they have le gunz? Does he imagine that when he refuses, they will put down the guns, suspend a metal chain from an overhead beam, and hang limply while he karate kicks them each into submission?
Don't you see? He's going to disarm them with those awesome kicks and then beat the shit out of them.
Punching bag represents the gun holding nazi goon.
i love tik tok tough guys
the lack of self-awareness is fascinating
>OP dies after seven months of getting suffocated by BDH's fat ass and Kat Dennings' and Christina Hendricks' fat tiddies, while getting blown by Sadie Sink and Dafne Keen. He only gets breaks to do lines of coke to regain energy to keep cooming and suffocating
>Israel wins the war against all their enemies, which includes the western white nations, which are subsequently flooded by third worlders and turned into a confused racial mess similar to Latin America. The white race ends in the span of a generation
>Emma Stone starts doing porn after falling into hard times due to physical abuse by her partner who beats her so bad her face never recovers, and she starts shooting heroin to manage the pain, which costs her her health, career and the remainder of her good looks. She only does a handful of scenes of BlackedRaw
your life will not improve by any of these
>I wish Emma Stone would do porn
how the frick are you spending your wish on THIS?
how much of a loser are you that you cant even fantasize about having actual fricking SEX.
imagine for a second your existence.
Sex is icky. There's weird smells and textures and I get tired having to plank for 20 minutes
I wish that your wife will frick other men, I wish that your kids will resent you, and I wish that Chris Rock will reinvigorate his career by making fun of you relentlessly.
1. Kill my b***h wife and kids
2. Ruin Chris Rock's career
3. Revive my career
1. Every power and ability, including physical capability, possesed by Goku in the animated series Dragon Ball Z
2. Mastery over time
3. Free the genie to mortality
1. No rules when it comes to wishing an infinite amount of wishes
2. An infinite amount of wishes
3. An infinite amount of magical oil lamps
Kazaam 2
Shazaam
infinite genies (not wishes) its distinct enough eat shit
1) Awkwafina to basically be my sex slave.
2) Infinite moneys (in a way that avoids typical genie tricks that backfire to teach the wishes a life lesson about the value of hard work or something)
3) Freedom for the Genie.
This post was based until the 3rd wish. How do you know the Genie even wants freedom?
Unlimited power, itty bitty living space
>itty bitty living space
Have you been inside the lamp? The fact that the Genie can fit in there, means there's actually an alternate universe in there, and it's not a small space. It's possible that the Genie has everything he wants inside the lamp. I wouldn't free the Genie unless he wanted out.
You have may have similar wishes to me, but one of us is a lot smarter than the other.
>alternate universe
Stopped reading right there
Robin , and Will Smith have both confirmed that is is indeed pokey in the lamp. Poor genie probably can't take women home or have a cat or dog because of the lack of space.
>infinite money
>Earth becomes a black hole
checkmate
You mean all the Black folk and hispanics are gone? I'll have a coke then
TTD
TND
Elizabeth Olsen wife
What does the 2nd T stand for? I'm pretty sure I understand TND.
Oh wait, I think I know what the T stands for. I guess they don't live as rent free in my head if I had to think about it.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
>Instantly learn the 2nd language I'm practicing
>Be a little taller
>My dream job
If I had those things I feel like the rest would follow.
Which language and what's your dream job?
>can wish for anything
>wishes for a job
Whitest post in the entire thread.
Dry ashy fingers typed this post
Are you trying to say I'm black? It's not a good guess.
>Robin , and Will Smith have both confirmed that is is indeed pokey in the lamp
I'm not sure what pokey means, but I'll assume it's bad. I would gladly free him if he said it was bad. I don't think I would need all three wishes, but I would have liked to save one. I suppose I can wish for money, free him if necessary, and save the last one.
Even if I was wrong it was still a good guess because you sounded like a Black person
Well, you claim to hate Black folk, and there's a Black person in the OP of the thread you're posting in. Who's the Black person now? Tell me after the filter and keep in the mind the rest of the board is filtered too. Please assume I'm kidding after you wait around like a homosexual, or frick off to a filtered thread.
Where did I "claim" to hate Black folk? I claimed that a Black person like you might be of the idea that a job can never be satisfying, even if it's a dream job. This was in response to you saying only white people can find satisfaction in work. Learn to read.
>not wishing to instantly learn ANY language you want
>not wishing for the ability to freely shapeshift
1. I wish to never desire a relationship/sex
2. I wish I was immune to the addicted influences of any substance(drugs, food, etc).
3. I wish for 999 Zillion dollars.
1: Triple world hunger
I don't know, my three wishes constantly change. For now, I guess those wishes are that Sonic 3 will be a good film, that Will Smith redeems himself somehow and that the Moon is terraformed.
55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZAS
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PEPPERS
AND 155 TATERS
I wish I could travel back and forth in time
I wish I can't die of old age or sickness
I wish I can retain all of the world's knowledge
>Jay-walk, get runover, hit head in the accident faster than your reflexes allow you to skip time. Coma forever. Get experimented on once they realize you don't age. Farmed for blood and liver transplants and sperm.
I'll wake up eventually and then just go back in time. Heh, no worries
Only straight white men have rights, no one besides straight white men can ever gain rights, all liberals die of butt cancer immediately upon becoming liberals.
1. Taylor Swift, but she's 2000 feet tall.
2. Taylor Swift, but she's 2000 feet tall.
3. $1,000 dollars, tax free.
1. blonde shortstack gf with a fat ass
2. sick ass pc setup
3. fully functional human sized mechagodzilla suit with missiles and the works
Meet And Frick Kingdom, Genie!
1. A threesome with jada pinkett smith and chris rock while will smith watches and chris and I highfive each other repeatedly
2. 2pac to come back to life
3. Alfonso Ribeiro to win an oscar
1. Omnipotence
2. Total Amnesia
3. (we'll see what I wish for if/when I remember I have a third wish)
reverse all the wishes made before this post
can of cold coca cola
repeat first wish after new wish is made
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
Wish I had rims on my '64 Impala
1.Everyone who made a wish ITT instead gets the exact opposite of all their wishes
2.This becomes permanent and irreversible, and can't be undone by any future wishes
3.Everyone gets immortality, so they can never escape
Infinite wishes
>but rules says you can'-
I wish that I can change the rules
1. I wish nuclear weapons couldn't detonate
2. I wish humanity instantly became incapable of lying to others and themselves
3. I wish humanity was able to read each others thoughts regardless of language or distance
Then I'd make some popcorn and watch the news.
could you say you make some popcorn if the microwave did all the work?
I don't microwave my popcorn. I believe it's an inferior product in comparison to cooking it in a pot with oil and kernels.
okay, but did you really make some popcorn or a thing or multiple things combined made it for you?
I made it, as I was the guy who operated the tools and machinery that turned the kernels into popcorn.
But did you grow the corn to make the kernels that allowed you to cook the popcorn with the oil in the pot? And for that matter, did you build the stove you used?
you didn't make the popcorn
i want my teacher DEAD
I wish every woman had an urge (of various intensities, but all at least enough that I could see them with some convincing) to show me her feet. I don't need the other two wishes so I'll donate them to charity.
world peace
no rich wealthy
no death
Flying
Teleportation
100 tons of gold
I'll handle the rest.
Why do you want to fly and teleport? Anywhere you can fly to you can teleport to, and if you just want to feel like flying you could just keep teleporting an inch in front of you in the direction you want to "fly"
I just wanted to feel the joy I had in a dream.
Right, and you could do that by teleporting an inch in front of you over and over through the air to imitate flying. You wasted a wish.
Nah I just wanna make sure I get that. Jinnies could be trickster.
Teleporting that much sounds like a real hassle.
1. New pacifier
2. World peace (selfish)
3. A turkey sandwich
Genie blowjob
Genie blowjob
Genie blowjob
To be able to reset my life whenever I feel like it
A large penis
Hurr.... I'm already satisfied with only two wishes
>AI slop
kys