>The American West is almost all propaganda and myth, our frontier was real and hardcore
holy shit you couldn't be more wrong
the American West has insane stories, it's just so many movies were made romanticizing it the real brutalities have been washed away and filled with moronic tropes like: >the Indians were peaceful victims who dinna nuffin wrong
Wait till you get to the point where the two actually have a bunch of crossover, why that happened, and how California got developed before anyone crossed the rockies reliably.
If you haven't seen those two movies, drop what you're doing and watch them now. Candy is a bit of a tear jerker though; won't lie about that, but "The Love Ones" is just a really good horror/thriller done just right.
I agree. On the bright side, short of liver failure, most of the harm of alcohol can be reversed in 6mo-year. On the dark side, there is no way an alcoholic is going to stop drinking as long as he gets a paycheck.
No it's not. Drugs destroys lives and families. Porn just wastes the time you could be using for something better. Moralgays here who compare the two are pathetic
>Drugs destroys lives and families. Porn just wastes the time you could be using for something better. Moralgays here who compare the two are pathetic
porn addict here, married with 4 kids
it has absolutely ruined a couple previous relationships and strained my marriage in many ways
blowing your load to someone other than your wife or girlfriend ABSOLUTELY affects things negatively
Hey everybody calm down. I meant it was sadder than a drug addiction because it's fricking stupid and lame but yet people memorize lists of their favorite porn stars and actually even pay for porn in some instances (wtf), have terabytes of porn. Like if you're addicted to porn you're fricking moronic. At least smoking crack, meth, heroin, alcoholism is understandable; even though it's sad, I can understand why someone who has had the world take a shit on them from day one would want to escape reality with drugs....even though they shouldn't (obviously). But wacking it to five black dudes nailing a petite Asian girl 50X a day is just fricking sad. I mean it's fine to enjoy the show, but if you have friction burns on your dick man, go get a mountain bike and look for bigfoot or some shit.
I used to jerk off a lot until I got really into nature and taming wild animals. Coyotes are all I care about now, that and nature documentaries and shows about fixing cars.
5 months ago
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>taming wild animals
Why? I get conservation and preservation and am fully supportive of that but why tame wild animals?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because unlike domesticated house pets, wild animals keep it real. You can reach an agreement with them like I did with the ravens, but you best keep to your word or they will kill you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Fair enough but I'd rather just let them stay wild.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Spoken like someone who has never broken and tamed an animal. It speaks to a man's soul to quench the wild flame that lives in the heart of animal. To bring its animal soul under your human dominion is to lock horns with nature itself and come out victorious. Few things can compare to the sense of satisfaction that animal taming can grant you. It is inherent in our DNA. When the first Mongol tamed the first horse, surely he felt close to God. When the first wolf curled itself at the foot of a man he felt the oceans part. And when I got my first cat to stop biting and scratching the frick out of me I too felt the devil beneath my boot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I appreciate the beauty and wildness of nature. I'm perfectly content for most creatures to live with as little human contact as possible.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then die in the wastes.
5 months ago
Anonymous
See you get it. Okay fine here's my setup. Run it on a little gennie and trade shows for fuel and oil. I am working on solar tho.
5 months ago
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> keep it real
do they burn local as well?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Damn bro they memorized a list of names? I guess meth is not that bad after all...
5 months ago
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Based Coyot pack lord. Don’t understand how you got to that but it sounds fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oooh it actually started when I went in search for mermaids and then built a connection with seagulls that led to the ravens, and then after that I found myself taming coyotes for protection and training raccoons to do funny things. I sort of run a zoo out of my old house and play movies on a projector on the side of my house for the kids and their parents. I broke my leg 4 years ago logging and I just had to make peace with all the horrors I must've contributed to.
I don't want to show a picture of the movie shows I play on the side of my house because I don't want someone on here with a lot of time on their hands to find out where I live and call the cops. I've got like 20 coons in my house right now and I think that's federal time; but they don't WANT to leave! I don't want them to leave!
5 months ago
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>it actually started when I went in search for mermaids
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Yeah I started out on a salmon boat in Alaska and the old timers would talk about them. I've literally seen two of them but they try to hurt you or get you to go far out into the sea right before the sun comes down. This isn't paranormal, it's the truth. One looked like a shark and then she was a girl but the other one was a girl who yelled "shark" to get me to swim into a rip tide. I wouldn't venture out into the water. This is real shit bro. Just like apes in the pacific northwest that watch over bears in the winter in exchange for heat. I've seen these things but they'll snatch that phone right out of your hand if they catch you taking pictures. There's old men in the mountains that'll guide you but there's rules.
5 months ago
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I could beat up a fricking mermaid, let them try to take my phone
5 months ago
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But could you resist getting seduced by one?
5 months ago
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Would need to rub one out beforehand so I got the post-nut clarity
It’s kind of funny to see. Porn addicts react the same way weed addicts do when you assert they have an addiction, by denying it very, very aggressively and attacking you.
She almost certainly has a drug habit but I tend to think it was a calculated money move. To her credit, it worked, she's the biggest name in porn and made millions. She's an enterprising prostitute.
Aside from the fact that you're fricked in the head, the real bummer is that someone as pretty as that girl in the picture had to resort to the lowest of low, being a porno-prostitute. A real 9.5/10. Just sad.
>Mike says he really likes Australian movies >suddenly Cinemaphilenoid makes an Australian movie thread
It's insane how deeply entrenched Redlettermedia in your brains. You guys have zero original thoughts.
Same thing on sci. Veritasium puts out a video that includes a 30 second wikipedia background of some dead frenchman, and within a day there's a thread up 'how come sci never talks about antoine decroix-fontaine-lavosieur??'
I can always tell when a popular soituber has done a new video on a particular movie because this board will be filled with zoomer children spamming it. Its so incredibly predictable
I'll tell you the worst one I've seen yet, Cargo. Coulda been a cool outback zombie movie with zombie koalas falling on people or human zombies going comatose in the midday heat or some shit, but instead it was a drawn out abbo apology.
It'd be better if it was, but it's young bilbo as the lead, just plays a reticent pushover. I kid you not, at one point he tries to save the pretty girl from her mean boyfriend. Who wants to watch a weenie stumble around the apocalypse and fail at everything and apologize to abbos the whole time
I hate red nails so, so much. They remind me of open wounds. As if someone took pliers and removed the fingernails, and I’m looking at the oozing meat underneath. And that makes me think of rusty nails being driven into them. I hate them, utterly. You could show me the hottest woman, but the red nails would make me lose all attraction instantly.
You know what I found out like five years ago? Australia has an entire selection of Western films. They had their own wild West. Crazy. Had no idea.
Australia had its own frontier and gold rush Aussie westerns are pretty sweet
we're still making them. australian landscape is fricking kino for westerns.
>Breaker Morant
>The Castle
>Gallipoli
IDK the rest, we don't really make or watch movies anymore.
The American West is almost all propaganda and myth, our frontier was real and hardcore.
Not surprising for a Western Sydney slag
>The American West is almost all propaganda and myth,
Explain
those men and women on the tee vee? not real. they are playing pretend.
so is your argument that if a period of history is depicted on tv or film it ceases to have ever happened?
Tard take
>The American West is almost all propaganda and myth, our frontier was real and hardcore
holy shit you couldn't be more wrong
the American West has insane stories, it's just so many movies were made romanticizing it the real brutalities have been washed away and filled with moronic tropes like:
>the Indians were peaceful victims who dinna nuffin wrong
Aside from the Coen Brothers are the any filmmakers that don't shy away from the more brutal nature of Native American tribes?
Hostiles and that's about it that I've seen
Frick off you giant homosexual. Your history is moronic, just like you.
>Breaker Morant
>Gallipoli
You forgot The Year of Living Dangerously but otherwise very based.
Wait till you get to the point where the two actually have a bunch of crossover, why that happened, and how California got developed before anyone crossed the rockies reliably.
recc me some aussie westerns
The best I've seen recently is true history of the Kelly gang absolutely kino kind of artsy but a great watch
The Proposition (2005) is the usual rec.
The Overlanders (1946) if you're looking for something more classic
Already saw The Proposition.
Recc me more classic ones from any decade up to the 80s
Kind of an aussie-american mix but Quigley Down Under has some kino gun fun
>mad max
>the dry
>bushworld adventures
>yolo
>smiling friends
cahnt
cahnt ii
cahnt iii
the cahnt father
oi cahnt what you did last summer
>The Loved Ones (pic related)
>Candy
If you haven't seen those two movies, drop what you're doing and watch them now. Candy is a bit of a tear jerker though; won't lie about that, but "The Love Ones" is just a really good horror/thriller done just right.
>those diggies
i will now watch your recommendation
I just want to take this time to say the music of Jimmy Barnes sucks.
what makes you think anyone cares which prostitutes you wank to, moron?
I just like sharing recommendations. Cinemaphile is the best for porn recs, I got all my favorites from here. I'm just paying forward.
yall homies need god
you're mentally ill
Yeah it's sad that there's people with porn addictions that severe. I think it's sadder than someone with an opiate addiction or alcohol.
As an Alkie I have to disagree. I'd much rather be addicted to wackin it then this poison that makes me wanna kill myself all the time.
I've been sober for almost two years now. I don't even think I'd even be able to pay my bills if I was still drinking.
I agree. On the bright side, short of liver failure, most of the harm of alcohol can be reversed in 6mo-year. On the dark side, there is no way an alcoholic is going to stop drinking as long as he gets a paycheck.
No it's not. Drugs destroys lives and families. Porn just wastes the time you could be using for something better. Moralgays here who compare the two are pathetic
>Drugs destroys lives and families. Porn just wastes the time you could be using for something better. Moralgays here who compare the two are pathetic
porn addict here, married with 4 kids
it has absolutely ruined a couple previous relationships and strained my marriage in many ways
blowing your load to someone other than your wife or girlfriend ABSOLUTELY affects things negatively
>Married with 4 kids
You're arguing that this is as destructive as a raging drug addiction.
It sure doesn't sound as bad
Hey everybody calm down. I meant it was sadder than a drug addiction because it's fricking stupid and lame but yet people memorize lists of their favorite porn stars and actually even pay for porn in some instances (wtf), have terabytes of porn. Like if you're addicted to porn you're fricking moronic. At least smoking crack, meth, heroin, alcoholism is understandable; even though it's sad, I can understand why someone who has had the world take a shit on them from day one would want to escape reality with drugs....even though they shouldn't (obviously). But wacking it to five black dudes nailing a petite Asian girl 50X a day is just fricking sad. I mean it's fine to enjoy the show, but if you have friction burns on your dick man, go get a mountain bike and look for bigfoot or some shit.
I used to jerk off a lot until I got really into nature and taming wild animals. Coyotes are all I care about now, that and nature documentaries and shows about fixing cars.
>taming wild animals
Why? I get conservation and preservation and am fully supportive of that but why tame wild animals?
Because unlike domesticated house pets, wild animals keep it real. You can reach an agreement with them like I did with the ravens, but you best keep to your word or they will kill you.
Fair enough but I'd rather just let them stay wild.
Spoken like someone who has never broken and tamed an animal. It speaks to a man's soul to quench the wild flame that lives in the heart of animal. To bring its animal soul under your human dominion is to lock horns with nature itself and come out victorious. Few things can compare to the sense of satisfaction that animal taming can grant you. It is inherent in our DNA. When the first Mongol tamed the first horse, surely he felt close to God. When the first wolf curled itself at the foot of a man he felt the oceans part. And when I got my first cat to stop biting and scratching the frick out of me I too felt the devil beneath my boot.
I appreciate the beauty and wildness of nature. I'm perfectly content for most creatures to live with as little human contact as possible.
Then die in the wastes.
See you get it. Okay fine here's my setup. Run it on a little gennie and trade shows for fuel and oil. I am working on solar tho.
> keep it real
do they burn local as well?
Damn bro they memorized a list of names? I guess meth is not that bad after all...
Based Coyot pack lord. Don’t understand how you got to that but it sounds fun.
Oooh it actually started when I went in search for mermaids and then built a connection with seagulls that led to the ravens, and then after that I found myself taming coyotes for protection and training raccoons to do funny things. I sort of run a zoo out of my old house and play movies on a projector on the side of my house for the kids and their parents. I broke my leg 4 years ago logging and I just had to make peace with all the horrors I must've contributed to.
I don't want to show a picture of the movie shows I play on the side of my house because I don't want someone on here with a lot of time on their hands to find out where I live and call the cops. I've got like 20 coons in my house right now and I think that's federal time; but they don't WANT to leave! I don't want them to leave!
>it actually started when I went in search for mermaids
Yeah I started out on a salmon boat in Alaska and the old timers would talk about them. I've literally seen two of them but they try to hurt you or get you to go far out into the sea right before the sun comes down. This isn't paranormal, it's the truth. One looked like a shark and then she was a girl but the other one was a girl who yelled "shark" to get me to swim into a rip tide. I wouldn't venture out into the water. This is real shit bro. Just like apes in the pacific northwest that watch over bears in the winter in exchange for heat. I've seen these things but they'll snatch that phone right out of your hand if they catch you taking pictures. There's old men in the mountains that'll guide you but there's rules.
I could beat up a fricking mermaid, let them try to take my phone
But could you resist getting seduced by one?
Would need to rub one out beforehand so I got the post-nut clarity
Solid plan.
It’s kind of funny to see. Porn addicts react the same way weed addicts do when you assert they have an addiction, by denying it very, very aggressively and attacking you.
Australian women are disgusting pigs
t. Australian male
We're not talking about your mother, anon
Red Dog
Red Dog: True Blue
Koko: A Red Dog Story
the rest are irrelevant
check the catalog next time moron
For me, it's Rover and Proposition.
Been meaning to watch the rover for years is it worth it
Yes. Great performance by Pattinson, really changed my perception of him.
the only good Australian films are the original Mad Max and the ones by Peter Weir
Demonic looking b***h, how can people jerk off to her?
Hahah, asiancels always have weird little shit like this.
that's great anon, but are any of these people Australian?
Ok, now you have to find a link for us.
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a040be0e7cae
>Asian / Pacific Islander
These are completely different and unrelated people and I will never understand why Americans group them.
Polynesian people are descended from Taiwanese abos
Proven with DNA genoming, the original Pacific Islanders literally originated from modern-day country of Taiwan / Formosa.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3819651/The-great-seafarers-DNA-ancient-skeletons-reveals-Polynesians-come-Taiwan-5-000-years-ago.html
My friend wants to know the title of this kino. And by my friend I mean my dick.
Yeah but that troony one was pretty great no homo
It's called drug addiction.
She almost certainly has a drug habit but I tend to think it was a calculated money move. To her credit, it worked, she's the biggest name in porn and made millions. She's an enterprising prostitute.
Not even vanilla. True softcore. Even the "hard" AB stuff was just showing c**t lips and some vibrator penetration.
Aside from the fact that you're fricked in the head, the real bummer is that someone as pretty as that girl in the picture had to resort to the lowest of low, being a porno-prostitute. A real 9.5/10. Just sad.
Kiki vidis car wash scene
Road warrior
>Mike says he really likes Australian movies
>suddenly Cinemaphilenoid makes an Australian movie thread
It's insane how deeply entrenched Redlettermedia in your brains. You guys have zero original thoughts.
And you are just as cringe as OP for following RedditLetterMedia
Same thing on sci. Veritasium puts out a video that includes a 30 second wikipedia background of some dead frenchman, and within a day there's a thread up 'how come sci never talks about antoine decroix-fontaine-lavosieur??'
I can always tell when a popular soituber has done a new video on a particular movie because this board will be filled with zoomer children spamming it. Its so incredibly predictable
yay another veiled porn thread, gotta love this board
we've touched on
>angela white being a nasty pig
>outback westerns with ned kelly
>taming foxes
>alcoholism
that pepe pic in bed is right. Cinemaphile is best when off-topic threading
I'll tell you the worst one I've seen yet, Cargo. Coulda been a cool outback zombie movie with zombie koalas falling on people or human zombies going comatose in the midday heat or some shit, but instead it was a drawn out abbo apology.
Is this yet another story about a gruff father figure having to protect a young girl in a zombie setting?
It'd be better if it was, but it's young bilbo as the lead, just plays a reticent pushover. I kid you not, at one point he tries to save the pretty girl from her mean boyfriend. Who wants to watch a weenie stumble around the apocalypse and fail at everything and apologize to abbos the whole time
That sounds awful.
Brehs why couldn't Chloe B have had the same career as Angela. It's not fair.
Ginger discrimination runs deep
>Angela White
>No Janet Mason, Dee Williams or Syren De Mer
DROPPED
Cory chase is based though
>ctrl f
>no chopper
Bloody disgraceful.
Fricking janny has no clue what's xhe's doing with this thread. That's why xhe gets paid the big bucks.
bro the first 10 posts are about australian movies
when will she do legalporno bros? i want it so fricking bad.
I hate red nails so, so much. They remind me of open wounds. As if someone took pliers and removed the fingernails, and I’m looking at the oozing meat underneath. And that makes me think of rusty nails being driven into them. I hate them, utterly. You could show me the hottest woman, but the red nails would make me lose all attraction instantly.
>You will never be her cuck husband
Why live?